The Bad Assassin [Episode 1]

[XxxSilentShreddaxxX]

I like the baseball bat guys old voice

[travtires]

that was so fucking funny

[blondetrumpetboy]

You did a good job with the voice overs.

[Alexalmo]

I hate that machinima rated their version as "adult" recently so i cant see it anymore... (even though I saw it before in the same account)

[TheSupersaiyanLegacy]

8 persons got wacked with a bat

[MrLionking200]

OMG it sounds soo funny when he says POOP

[tumbitaley12]

o crap

[tumbitaley12]

o crap

[DatSn00py]

im not gay bice

[tumbitaley12]

@DatSn00py o crap

[xz02887]

make episode 4!!

please!!

I BEG U!!!

[CTDSuper]

he didnt steal this from machinima idiots. look at the two dates between them.

[spongebobfire0]

FUCK YOU

[NeoTheo9]

Wow, this actually is like a real comedy-action movie. Nice job!

[Masta200]

WOW dude good job. The editing was spot on and it was very funny.

[MasterBlade360]

Lmao

Aha fuck the motherland

[StopItUrKillingMe]

This was soooooo AWESOME!!! I want to see more of these!

[djdragoneyes]

Who knew old Russian women are such badasses

[NotSoTalentedWun]

Wouldn't be a surprise if this was adapted to a film in the theaters. . . I'd be like, "LAAAAAAWWL!" And then >:( "Unoriginal Bastards. . ."

[MallRat666]

Wait why are their voices changed in the Machinama version someone explain.

[souls2squeeze]

@MallRat666 They hired an actor to take some of the work load off of Jordan and to give the voices of the characters a little more variation.

[antoni0818]

@MallRat666 the video belongs to jman 720 so he decided the one on his channel would be changed around a bit didnt u recognize the chinese dude in cluckin bell sounds the same as TJ

[4795623]

dude he got shot like 25 times during the chase

[Snoogen11]

this vid is awesome.

[NoCheap]

he made it men look at machinimas release date and at hia machinima did it november 2009 and he did it august 209 stupid retards

[TheBethm1]

9:20 fuckin luckiest pedestrian in the world. Got saved by Jesus.

[superhapyproductions]

isnt this euphoriafilms?

[gilorivera2]

nice video very funny too keep up the great work.

[TheRapDude]

This guy MADE THIS VIDEO! go to his other videos and listen to his voice and then you know it is him! + He posted this video before Machinima did

[RevolverOcelot2008]

Did you guys redo the voice acting for a few of the character after you re-released it on Euphorian films + Machinima

[RevolverOcelot2008]

Did you guys redo the voice acting for a few of the character after you re-released it on Euphorian films + Machinima

[dragonbrawler22]

sidewayzz sidewayzzz

[KaiokenKaro]

WHERE THE FUCK IS EPISODE 3!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Syntaxuser]

I have seen this video before but i dont recall it being posted on youtube.

[Ironbat147]

jman720 you should habe downloaded that video with high quality -_- or just give us the link to the real author

[blackdragon1458]

I don't see why people are even bitching about it. Who cares if he stole it or not. ( I'm not saying you did, so don't start bitching too.) As long as I can watch the video with good quality it's fine if someone steals it. Damn. >_>

[geyck]

@blackdragon1458 And everyone else. I know this kid. That's his voice. Probably had help with the other voices, he's the real deal.

Nice writing, TJ.

[kyole24]

Hey yeah Im here for the....*WHAP*

[Centice]

lol everyones is working for the weekend

[XxSullyG123xX]

All the people complaining need to shut the fuck up if you are guna post hate comments dont watch the video at all.

i think this video is good so fuck you all :)

[JMan72O]

@grunthunter44 Look at the submission dates.

For the last time: I DID THIS VIDEO ON MY OWN TIME FOR MY OWN ENTERTAINMENT. THEN LATER I WAS RECRUITED BY EUPHORIAN FILMS. WE RE-RELEASED IT ON THEIR CHANNEL AS WELL AS MACHINIMAS.

[LuckyStudentStudios]

@JMan72O wow beta release realy is different!

[dragonbrawler22]

sidewayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[camoramo4]

@grunthunter44 wtf no machinima did u retard

[evilwalks100]

This was F.U.C.K.I.N.G great you saved my, bro. Thanks!

[Deathbringer3557]

lol lk how i met ur mother or something

[JMan72O]

Don't comment on things you don't know anything about. Machinima does not take ownership of the videos their directors submit to them, so I'm free to keep them on my own personal page. Plus, if you were to do 30 seconds of research, you would have noticed that this video precedes the Machinima one by 5 MONTHS.

[DragonInfraXtremeRGT]

@JMan72O when is episode 4 coming out ? i cant find it any where

[JMan72O]

Also, assuming you aren't deaf, go watch the video on my page where I explain the situation with Machinima, and then watch the episodes of Bad Assassin again. You'll notice the voice of TJ is me. Because I made the goddamned video. So how about you go away before you make a bigger ass out of yourself, ok? Thanks.

[RudeSpadez]

@JMan72O are you apart of machinima. iheard many gamers join them

[theboss010100]

lol u got told

[antagonist42]

[...] incorrectly.

[1Kinslayer]

@antagonist42 nice double post douchebag. btw, he DID make the video. i saw the explanation he made. now, please go waste somebody else's time, or go sit in the troll corner. Christ, fucking amateurs....

[antagonist42]

@1Kinslayer Then he can prove it by explaining why there hasn't been an Episode Three yet? Considering that this should be considered a series?

[BlondePoisonOfLuck]

@antagonist42 Your name does you a great justice, sir...

[antagonist42]

@BlondePoisonOfLuck How hurtful.

[BlondePoisonOfLuck]

@antagonist42 Maybe you could stop going around pissing everyone off, and accept this guy made the video?

[antagonist42]

@BlondePoisonOfLuck Then explain why he's ignored my question.

[BlondePoisonOfLuck]

@antagonist42 Maybe he either a) set it so he doesn't get mailed when people comment on his (highly popular) video, and doesn't check his video everyday for new comments, or b) has no time proving what's already clear, if you read his previous comments you'll see the logic behind the deduction, HE made the video, x

[antagonist42]

@BlondePoisonOfLuck Do you really consider 11,000 views "popular", or are you still filling that Great Defender role?

"Worry not, citizen, thou shalt be safe from the trolles whilst I stand guard!"

[BlondePoisonOfLuck]

@antagonist42 I'm not being an ass lick, if that's what you're implying, if I consider 11,000 views popular then that's my choice, your just nit-picking now, you made absolutely no remark on the "read his previous comments" part, simply because your losing, you just need to admit your wrong which is obviously too hard. x

[antagonist42]

@BlondePoisonOfLuck You talk as if there's something to "win" in the first place.

It's the internet. People are going to have opinions differing from yours. Get over it and, more importantly, get over yourself.

By the way, please use correct grammar when attempting to seem intelligent. Contrary to popular belief, there is a difference between "your" and "you're".

[BlondePoisonOfLuck]

@antagonist42 Still you're ignoring the relevant, and when I said you're I refer to "you are" and I'm not attempting to seem intelligent, but previously your definitely asked me to 'explain why he's ignored' your question, and I did, and THEN you started to get personal, and ignore my reasoning, you're the one who seems to have a problem with my opinion that 11k views is popular, so stop telling me to 'Get over it', you haven't shown me an opinion yet, so stop moaning...

[antagonist42]

@BlondePoisonOfLuck "Stop moaning," commands the ten line-long speech.

1) If he "didn't have time" to respond to me he wouldn't have done so at all. He answered me at least three times.

2) I still highly doubt that 11,000 video views is popular. But that's subjective.

[antoni0818]

@antagonist42 UR stupid. Jman720 made the video and if u did some research and looked jmans vids ud notice tj sounds the same as jman duhhhhhh and also the bad assassin on jman's web was added 5 months before machinima added it and machinima doesnt have people sign contracts their not a business their just a lil company who joined with youtube and chooses people to submit them videos so they can make some money jman gets paid by youtube not machinima you fuckin jackass. So get a brain.

[antagonist42]

@antoni0818 Do you speak the way you write? ie. "duhhhhhh?"

[TheRed103]

This is fuckin cool

[codbod11]

omg omg ommg omg omg sooooo funny

[The1Pwnster]

lol I have watched this over 10 times already! This is great! Keep it up! :D

[AnxietyPro]

"YOU JERK!" Lol.

[marco06lai]

COOL!!!

[bevan185]

nice vid im gonna watch episode 2 straight away!

[MATTNATTMATT]

this is brilliant, and sooo funny! your a pro vid maker, this realy is good

[SporeGladiator]

why does reggies voice change in number 2?

[Benz926]

AWESOME! part 2 is out!

:P How kool was it when he smashes into that stair thingoo! :D

[MATTNATTMATT]

where is it then?

[Killzor97]

@MATTNATTMATT

Machinima channel

[sk8erdude106]

this was fucking awesome when is part 2

[SonofBhaal]

This is awesome! When is episode 2?

[misterman73]

WHERES PART 2?!?!?!?

[logitech4873]

It arrives when you can think of a realistic reason that those guys survived that fall.

[P1chl3r]

*Sub* ;)

[sffreshness]

God damn this is good. Well written and well filmed. This is such a pro job.

[doovid9]

more please for the love of god!

[joey012323]

"haha fuck the motherland" lol

[mahmutil]

Really nice work!!!

[ndnapoli44]

this guy didnt even make this video this is already a machinima ideo and i know the guy who made this and his youtube name is euphoriafilms

[kirby7520]

@ndnapoli44 no your just retarded read the description

[steamrice2]

@ndnapoli44 Retard.

[linkster900]

good job man (:

[treytrey619]

GREAT MAKE ABOUT 7MORE lol

[refman223]

why stop at 7?

[treytrey619]

idk

[MoonIMover]

This is one of the best machinimas I have ever seen.

[Skyryderjw]

That was awesome 5 stars

nice job!

[DJTDames]

Lmao dis is hilarious and nice!

[Ozoonn]

Not bad, deserves more attention!

[djeminescu]

Well done!!!

[Bastardoom]

awesome!! make more!

[Makavelian5408]

youtubes G.O.A.T video /fukin awesome

[Jimbatron]

Simply brilliant - Rockstar games give the man a job!

[Finiras]

cool video, how do you make the characters do what you want like shoot at specific cars etc, or was this multiplayer

[doogiebombom]

holy shit... i'm lost for words - this is actually like proper movie like shit u c at the cinema - hats off to u mate. you have moved into no.1 game director on youtube. absolutely awesome work

btw - how did u get the models and characters?

[n00bzor99]

this is very high quality!

[SanChristoA]

So good!

[YoungGun821]

awesome!

[Skessu2]

only 430 views?! this is awesome subscribed and 5/5

[Sheykhov]

Man its a really cool peace of work! I have a few questions and would be grateful for your reply): how long did it take to make only the vid itself (i meen to shoot everything); What are these models of peds u use???????? I didnt see such ( The main character f.e.)? Thank you.

[SlingShotUK]

That was incredible! Best GTA movie I've seen yet - and I've seen a lot!

The fact that you added voice acting and that it was really *good* voice acting really takes this to a whole new level. The only thing that would improve it is if you had one or two other actors to add some variation to the voices, but you still make this work very well indeed.

Awesome camera angles and what's most impressive is your timing - spot on. Does Native Trainer allow characters to be generated and placed? Top job!

[ElysiumProjects]

That is better than thousands of professional movies. Terminator Salvation and Wanted(they did suck) had millions spent. This at the most 200 bucks. They should show this in the theaters.

[joeslim83]

Holy crap, that was outstandingly hilarious.

Keep it up.

[reaperman2004]

Damnit - some of the camera angles are fucking brilliant - like the part where the guy is knocked down the stairs and wakes up side on against the headlights....

Bloody nice work.

[geokes]

lol great cant wait for ep2 :P

try using a enb series for it, the reflections are so much better

[css172]

FANTASTIC!!

original ideas, funny storyline and nice acting (voice + visuals)

best machinima i've seen for ages

5 stars.

[EvilGeneralFu]

agreed

[Aftereffectsmad]

came here off the trainer brill brill video keep up the good work

[Intosia]

OMG AWESOME! Best IV machine till date! Im at 2min and its awesome already :D How did you do all the gestures?

[JMan72O]

The PlayerSelector mod in the credits allows you to make your character say random stuff, and when they do that, they also animate. So I just used that, cut out the in-game voice, and re-dubbed.

[EduardKoeleJuck]

Great!

[Hman163]

Hey this is Hman163 from Gamefaqs and your Machinima is amazing! great story, funny humor, and a really good cliff hanger. looking forward to the next episode! 5/5

[iwannafuckindia]

I Like it! Funny! Nice editing! Good and interesting story with some action also. What else can you wish for. Im gonna be on the lookout for the next episode. Keep up the good work!

[NightkillerCRO]

Hahaha very nice! How the hell there are no comments? This is funny as hell xD

Keep up the good work mate!