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  • hloe

  • 6:10 That calls for a Wilhelm Scream!

  • I love the narator lmao

  • i like how he grabbed the potatoes right out of the over with his bare hands

  • ha ha, hungry hippos

  • its funny the military has already cum up with a plan for this same thing with alians

  • this video is hilarious, "take care of the decomposing pricks"......good advice

  • Ride by zombie punch

  • fucking zombie mormons!

  • C'mon.... Give Ideas that I can surive ...... I don't want to know best way to die....

  • He grabbed that thing with his bare hands right out of the oven. Now that takes balls... :P

  • WOAH WOAH WOAH i am NOT giving up my xbox for survival if anything its training me for survival

  • @1Martinmeza if you dont through your xbox, your a zombie, no xbox if your a zombie, also if there are zombies, there is no electricity after, maybe a few days, there will only be electricity up to 4 months

  • @DBZHGWgamer then I will barricade myself for those 4 months playing xbox with other survivors after 4 months i will shoot thy self

  • I like this video because old british guy suggests using an xbox as a weapon

  • old british guy would kick ass in a apocalypse

  • i like the british guy

  • all sports equipment have been designed exclusively for the bashing of skulls

  • Wait, was that Sid Vicious at 3:10???

  • yea thats about all my xbox is worth using for...

  • I have the book screw you.

  • go on the time 1:59 and do you see a domo toy

  • @ 0:38 you just pulled that shit out with your bare hand... you sir are a BAMF!!!

  • Thumbs up for multi-tasking on a bike.

  • helllp zombies are breaking my windowssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ss

  • Secure all un-needed, small rooms, use the largest room/s to defend yourself, run into a small room and fight you rway out!.

  • lol. that was convincing.

  • Not my Xbox!

  • TEE HEE!!XD JK JK JK JK

  • URGENT!!! THS IS NOT A DRILL THRE IS A REAL ZOMBIE IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW I LOCKED IN MY ROOM.OH MY GOG HELP ME PLEASE!!! EFQUHHNDBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  • @xXA7XMegaFanXx I CALL BULLSHIT!!!

  • @kirbyrules2000 jk lol

  • good thing i had sissors next to me just as this finished this vid off goes hes head this ovesly fake so dont be douch bags and say how could that happen

  • 1:23 what is the song?

  • You saved my life with this guide. Thank you.

  • 2:45 is the funniest moment i think :D

  • STOP YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you never use the fucking Xbox....you use the ps3

  • I wish I could get a pan out of the oven with no potholders, that guy is hardcore.

  • o.o HE IS SUPER MAN he took the hot pan from the oven with his bare hands

  • Hey mattsmolen! great zombie survival video!

    I also want to say my channel is devoted to zombies so if anyone is a fan of zombies click on my username :) thank you :)

  • Does some of these scenes sort of remind you of Shaun of the dead?

    Example: the throwing part or Removing the head or destroying the brain

  • how do you know what there like have you ever encountered one? thats the movie version maybe they will be completely diffrent. beside were ever zombies are there will being bombed buy nukes from our country are a nother

  • lol

  • If zombies really walk that slow... I think we should be okay :)

  • @Vision409 one thing is facing ONE, another is to face a hundred at a time. XDD They are known to horde, so it doesn't matter if they walk slow, they're still kinda deadly because they WILL outnumber you. XDDD

  • @akissy not if you have a group! then you could face them (not all) but some at a time. I'm ready for a real one lol. besides if you have a good gun and a nice melee weapon you should be okay for sometime

  • @Vision409 Exactly, for sometime; but remember it depends on the type of zombie. XD Even if you have a group, you could get your ass chewed on if you're not careful, it's best to avoid combat when unnecessary. ^^

  • did that asshole say to use my mothafuckin xbox hell no

  • Domo will blockade that window for you!!

  • i would cut them up with a chainsaw

  • Thumbs up for drive-by-bike-fist-zombie-owna­ge!

  • i have a only 2 steps of surviving

    step one:get tons of beans and eat them

    step two:start farting until they die(again)

  • am i hearing things, or do i hear half life 1 sound effects =p?

  • But... Isn't that just best to spot a good change to run the hell out of the house, because the defense won't last long. Then just get into your car and get moving.

    There's possibilities that some stores are empty and you could get some food n' stuff quickly. And remember: life isn't a game where guns lay everywhere.

  • Lol at 1:58 i saw domo

  • vegetarian zombie: "graaaaains"

  • @leonskennedy012569 Plumber Zombie: "Draaaaaains"

  • @leonskennedy012569 you funny!

  • we videogamers don't need this we know how to kill zombies we know everthing about zombies

  • rule 1 guns = bad

    

  • I guess the nerds that play videogames will survive in a zombie apocalypse.... better start playing resident evil and fast!!!!

  • @aris1987kakioussis ...that's what resident evil is about?

  • @DinoAvenger14 hmmm....guess not since you get bitten by a 100000 zombies every time and still not turn zombeh!!

  • lol..

  • freds a zombie killer?!

  • LOL @ the wilhelms scream plus what about the 20+ knifes in the kitchen at the start? :D

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE XBOX

    and i didnt know zombies were hungry hippoes

  • 1 get guns 2 get food 3 block the doors 4 get to the roof of a hotel 5 shoot the fuck out of zombies 6 repopulate the world hot woman

  • My plan at a zombie apocalypse is:

    1. first time I hear from the new that there is a panademic going on about zombies im gonna go to a supermarket as fast as I can and buy everything (since you dont have to pay cause you dont have to pay for shit anymore :D )

    2.get guns

    3.block my house entrances

    4.wait for atleast 2-3 years until the zombies die from hunger (since its impossible a living being or human body to live without enerygy)

    5.find a hot survivor and repopulate the earth :D

  • @superaj22 its risky but i live right next to a supermarket and if i can get there with the survivors/clear it out i can hold up there with all the food to last forever, but the big problem is the glass windows at the entrances. which is why we got a fork lift to put big crates infront of em :D

  • @bartman464 Wrong. Supermarkets, hospitals, schools, military bases, and government buildings are total no-nos. o.o they are the targets everybody thinks about, they are HUGE and you most likely won't be able to hold up there even for a day. The glass windows aren't such a big problem, you just barricade them with the furniture and stuff from the store, the problem is the many exists and entrances it's got, that power will run out after the first few days and the food will rot... continue.

  • @akissy continue... before you can eat it. Also, there will be HORDES of humans trying to get supplies or get in to enjoy the protection, which will ensure in not only having to hold up the place against zombies, but against humans as well. Best place to hide? A regular house, preferably that has no low windows and make sure those can be barricaded. ^^ And always be ready to move on to another location. Raid the market if you can, but don't hold up in there, you'll end up dead.

  • @akissy Also military bases are yeses because...:

    They provide protection plus the military will be there to aid you.

  • @TheHegehogSonic Military bases are no-nos. Haven't you read anything? Military bases WILL be OVERCROWDED. i'd prefer to go solo or with a group of good people rather than go to the military where things are THEIR way, with strict rules, codes and what not. haven't you ever read about wars? soldiers are good, but in times of mass hysteria they are total bullshit.

  • @akissy Being in the military is my plan there well trained an everynoe knows what the fuck there doing. Oh and did i mention you get an m16 after boot camp?

  • @BACKWARDSgameREVIEWS Too bad you don't get to keep it dipstick.

  • @superaj22 zombies can't die from hunger because of how they're bodys work.

  • 1.Dont move at night

    2.Get an axe

    3.Beat the shit out of them

  • WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO THAT POOR DEFENSELESS STEAK YOU MONSTER?

  • ok lets see i got 2 shotguns 2 rifles and 1-2 pistols at my house so i better throw one of my cats at the zombies...wait no i should use my baseball bat...no that isnt good either....OH I GOT IT i will throw my letter opener at them then my scissors then all my penciles...that should do it...oh wait i forgot about the guns

  • Hey guys i got a couple chainsaws in the grage if u want one

  • zombie i will smash your head with my Xbox LOLz

  • notice he puts cooked meat in the pan?

  • 0:38 Bare Handed Yam Grab from the Stove

  • ach jo :-DDD well done ! :)

  • all we have to do is find the pack-a-punch machine and get a bottle of JuggerNot soda and well make it!!

  • @TECHDECK2112 and hopefully a box with glowing question marks on top, that would be useful.

  • @RememberReach100 i personally would not mind a ray gun or two :D

  • find the l kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkklkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • I dont need this cause I..Play.Videogames!!

  • @Pikaash2009 reference from the series "Bite Me"?

  • @Pikaash2009 if you play black ops

    you will be the first 10 to die >.>

  • @Pikaash2009 the ultimate simulator XD

  • @Pikaash2009 Video games aren't going to help you. Going in guns blazing is possibly the worst idea you can have. You need to have a cool head and make every shot count. You must also try not to use your guns and instead blades. You don't need to reload them. Also be silent because you don't want a thousand zombies after you. Be smart, you are trying to survive, don't look like a dumass while your trying to look cool. It's not worth it.

  • This is great! Lol.

  • find the zero oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo0o­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooo

  • Protect all xboxes!!!

    DESTROY ALL PS3`S!!!!

  • Protect all xboxes!!!

  • Wait, just wait did you say use the xbox as a weapon? ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!

  • Nice Made. Thumb up.

  • At 0:54 when the chick screams, he shouldn't have been alarmed. A woman clearly left the kitchen and had to undergo the consequences.

  • wtf a zombie carrying a bible??

  • @rf1308 its a jehovas witness zombie run

  • Great......now 70,087 people know how to die in a zombie Apocalypse

  • why dont you attack them whit your domo plush?

  • 1:20 the zombie is holding a book

    AHAHAHA

    Also how do you get all those people to pretend to be zombies?

    Normally if I ask someone they would think I am retarded.

  • 4:32 Thumbs Up If You Saw The Stove Saying "He : Lp".

  • @bykoe123 yeah at 4:32 :)

  • thx it helped me alot when zombies infected my neighbouthood, accept that they EAT me :P

  • the zombies must have been jehovas witnessess in their former lives, they never give up and no matter where you go, they find you.

  • come by the zombie survival chat and talk with us all zombie lovers or chatters welcome xat.co m/Zombiesurvivalsquad  romove the spaces between com

  • ouch.... 452436247892563952697 point's becuase that 's howmany humans it killed...

  • there are only one type of real zombie , you know that wierd voodoo stuff that's real that can turn some one canabalistic while rotting them from the inside out , making them zombie like , no living dead exists ,. Voodoo zombies die out on thier own once thier body rots away . That's why there has never been a major outbreak this will be obselete no offense

  • hell, my friend has like 3 tasers, 4 shotguns, 2 pistols, and a shitload of ammo

  • FUCK THROWING MY PS3/XBOX360 NAHH FUK DAT GRAB A BASEBALL BAT AIRRIFFLE N FIGHT 4 TO DA DEATH LOL

  • @MrScope2010 and a gun

  • @MrScope2010- Air rifle? FAGGOT GET A REAL GUN

  • 6:10 Wilhelm Scream

  • Whats the song at 1:23 ?

  • stupid help people and they will help you blind bat they can move fast and they do not have a brain they can smell you

  • stupid help people and they will help you blind bat they can move fast and they do not have a brain

  • damn telemarketers....

  • Forget this! Go to jail and lock yourself in a cell! Keeps convicts in, keeps zombies out. (Dont forget to bring food)

  • 1:21 what the.... what is that thing that the fat guy have in his hands?...

  • @scalindor

    Some kind of book. A bible perhaps. Thinking that if he spent the last second of his life thinking of god, he will go to heaven.

  • 26 people didn't survive

  • Zombies are made up fiction, like your sex life.

  • I guess im gonna hang out with the russians!!! comarade!

  • i would destroy my xbox360! it already got rrod, but my ps3!! forget tht!!!! id spend my last few hours talking to whoever is online, and playin lbp!

  • @cripin2021 by doing a headshot with the controller: aim and shoot by Y

  • they said you have to throw your x-box 360! NOT ON MY WATCH!

  • 1.Lock Your doors.

    2.Get some food to your bedroom ( food that can last long.)

    3.Destroy your staircase

    4.Do something in your ear so you cant hear that frigging moaning

  • 3:40 how the hell do you kill a zombie with an xbox?

  • removing the head or destroying the brain, good shaun one

  • the kids like argg not again

  • FUCK WITH THEM!

  • ROFFL 1:22 zombie has a bibal he just wants to let you know to repent or you will end up like him!

  • Rofl *gets bike* -comes back- *Punch Zombie for the hell of it*

  • This isn't bad but don't use powertools and hide high up zombies can't climb but bower tools are too loud all the zombies in a mile could hear you.

  • ZOMBIE'S ARE NOT REAL!  THEY NEVER WERE,AND NEVER WILL BE! SHUT UP,YOU FUCKING NERDS!

  • @Leatherbubba I have an idea. STFU. Faggit.

  • @Leatherbubba Then why are you watching these videos? some people actually wanna be prepared for zombies, it may be just for fun etc.. idiot.

  • @Leatherbubba  fuck you ^-^

  • @Fundachan  NO,fuck you!

  • @Leatherbubba Gladly!

  • @Leatherbubba Relax man, it's just all in good fun.

  • @Leatherbubba And you would know how? Doesn't make much sense to say they aren't real just because you haven't heard of them before. Poor bloke.

  • @ccrg109  You're stupid! You're a stupid,stpid man!

  • @Leatherbubba And you're narrow-minded! Very narrow, narrow-minded! Wow, look at that. I can do it too. :)

  • @ccrg109 I'll beat the dog shit out of you. I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU TALK TO ME AGAIN!

  • @Leatherbubba Funny... Here I thought you were the mindless dog. So would it not be I will beat the dog shit out of YOU? I don't feel dead. Am I dead yet. Have you killed me? You couldn't kill me either way, I could snap your neck quicker than you could pull a gun on me. So with that said, watch what you say on here fag. It might end up biting you in the ass later. Cheerio homo. :)

    BTW, your "house," whatever that mean, is also full of crap. I suggest you move out.

  • @ccrg109  I saw we bury the fuckers.

  • @Leatherbubba Eh?

  • Yea a cold place would be good.. the zombie wouldnt really be able to move..

    Be a high place would be awesome to..

  • how do they found us? they have global posissioning system or some shit??

  • @matosdiogo12 How? They can smell you miles away!

  • Video is a lie, what kinda person would grave something out of the oven with their bare hand

  • how did you make knives go into peoples heads without death of college buddies?

  • @canofpopproductions theres a good thing that teaches that

  • @webarellii animated?

    

  • @canofpopproductions no its like a BFX guide ill send you a link later

  • pshh!! Haha i can survive these dumb zombies. xD .... oh shit they run........

  • anyone notice the timer said HE:LP?

  • Check out DillonTjernlunds channel to see seriously good zombie survival videos.

    They're truely awesome.

  • goooooood

  • One with a bible at 1;22 : )

  • I wish he was my grandpa.

  • nice special effects what program did yall use if any?

  • :P well....

  • Shure lets punch a zombie...best idea ever

  • basebats nuthing shar ever second spent pulling ur wepon out of the zombie is a secind u can use to run away or make love to the random surviver chik

  • lmao wouldnt that be a little to hot to grab out of the oven? O_o

  • like how he just took that stuff out of the oven with his bare hand.

  • resistant, single minded and fear no pain, just like telemarketers! lol!

  • If zombies were real, they couldve taken over the world by now

  • your my new favorite old guy :D:D

  • @fatiecat Naa. My favorite old guy is Abraham Simpson

  • i really dont think itll happen