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  • Your so adorable! :)

  • Your eyes .... Take my breathe away .

  • haha.. Is not Jared adorable? Well, to me he is.

    :-)

  • Your shirt matches your eyes, so without even trying, you do a good job. :)

  • You look sort of like a husky. No offense, just an observation. :)

  • HONDA KIKS ASS!!!

  • I dont get it what is this video about. One guy talking about what jeans he wears. WTF. 90% of the people wear the same cloths.

  • LOL i love your video. You pack a lot of commentary into a small space :)

  • GoldenEye is made of WIN~ <33

  • LOVE GoldenEye.

  • You look RUGGED.. you have that broke back mountian feel. lol j/k

  • OMG your eyes are GORGEOUS!! You can never see them in your other vids.  And I like the scruf

  • I try to watch the 5SSG videos all the time, and I have to say your my favorite no offense to all the others. Any way just thought I would comment on this older video.

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  • dude you look really good with the rough non-shaved look!!!

  • cologne rimes with alone. people smell nice naturally

  • There is nothing wrong with NOT being a fashion victim! Set yourself free and wear whatever is comfortable for YOU!

  • I am convinced that you are made out of 100% AWESOME and it is my great good fortune that I found your youtube channel.

  • MY GF keeps asking why the cutest girls are gay.

    My answer - so she'll be stuck choosing me.

    Go gay

  • works forf me to

  • hey...I had not seen this. I like your hair better buzzed than longer. Cute@!!

  • i am (was along time ago ) very very good, the undistuted king of golden eye on n64, Good times!

  • Dude! I SOOOOO fell in love with your awesome smile and your gorgeous blue eyes :)

  • I'm amazed that you could find the first youtube video ever.

  • Goldeneye!

    Used to play this loads with my friends back in what you'd call High School. Silly combinations of the specials like one hit kills + slaps and throwing knives only.

    Telling gay guys no sucking allowed, made me laugh (stereotypes :D )

  • costco vitamin C

  • GoldenEye FTW! Loved that game so much.

    You still look good with the beard. ;)

  • Hey jared just so you know they do have those slotted sunglasses with lenses now...hot topic and spencers might have them

  • I've fallen in love... with this guy ... please i want a clone of him all for meeee :D

  • Oh my, you call that a challenge?! I used to like vitamin C tablets more than candy. The "plain" ones---no flavor, no sweetner whatsoever :D

  • Jared...you are gettin' cuter.

    I like the high pitched thing too, but I prefer sucking to chewing (my vit C, of course)

    I like Levis a t-shirt...or no clothes at all

  • Ive always hated goldeneye for the 64.

    cause my brother always wins lol

  • I LOVE that you're responsible for your own money. I don't see where some of these YouTubers get all their money...expensive clothes, traveling all over God's creation, gay bar hopping. All that stuff costs MONEY. Glad to see you're responsible for your own finances and it doesn't detract from your attractiveness one bit. In fact it enhances your stature, IMHO. Cheers!

  • Oh...and there's nothing wrong with being responsible with your money!

  • I used to spend so much time messing with GoldenEye. It was a good game. So was Zelda though.

  • Hi Jared. It's kind of cute when you have shorter hair and a scruffy face. :-) And it was funny you made turkey gobbling noises. ^_^ kbithx

  • You're pretty damned wonderful yourself Jared and I think what you're wearing looks great. I always feel better after watching your vids. You're a super guy.

  • why is he so damn cute?

    i mean, really?

    why cant you be ugly so i dont have to crush on you

  • u have really cute eyes...  i like,,, :D

  • 64 Golden Eye was one of the best games on that console.

  • you are like SO KEWL!

    and cute too

  • Your eyes are just amazing. Yeah you have the down to earth attitude going on....love that.

    You're adorable.

  • Heheh. I dare all of you younguns to CHEW on a Focus Factor Tablet.

    If you don't throw it up on the spot it'll make ya smarter.

    Bua-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!

    PS - I've actually gotten used to the horrific taste.

  • $90 jeans?! And 90 *United States dollars* at that?! Man, you were getting ripped off anyway - paying for a label.

  • I would never actually wear an entire "outfit" i'm far too lazy, but i thought it'd look so cool. =]

  • i def didn't mean any offense...just wasn't in the mood to think about it, lol :D

  • Great video bud, love them.

  • i use axe deoderant too haha

  • I sawr some of those glasses with lenses behind the shutters...tho don't they like restrict vision, and if your driving isn't that a hazard...damn you kanye west, as if the roads weren't safe enought to begin with..especially when I'm on them. So essentially I don't understand why they exist. Much like aids, or katy perry, coincidence..i think not!

  • Come watch my SEXY FRIEND DANCE!!! He's slick and sexy!!!!

  • Love your videos.

  • i dont like this video

  • I think the sunglasses you guys are talking about are called shutter shades... at least that's what I've heard. And jared, I like your video style as of late. and you. haha

  • your eyes....DAMN

  • cool,pill but you should of chewed on a sour candy,hehe now thats funny,great vid

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  • we hav so much in common,

    one question..

    do u hav boyfriend? or a guy-friend? or a good friend wit benefits?

    -wackyzacky-

    ireland

  • ur head is in the right place. It's good that you realize that now's the time for $18 jeans and not $90 ones. It can be challenging but fun finding bargains and staying within a budget.

    the vC tabs you have are a lot smaller than the ones I grew up with. Ours were about the size of a quarter and tasted like pure alum ; P

    <3 the random emotive expression at 2:30

  • OMG your hair is so short! It's cute!

  • This may sound random, but I really think you're going to age well.

    ...Not to make you sound like a wine or anything, but ya lol

  • Completely agree with just wear what u want, no need for cologne!

    btw for some crazy reason you reminded me of andy roddick :S...just me maybe.

    =]

  • Really random but you have really nice eyes

  • I can't really say anything about you that others haven't already so......

    do you miss the pie? it was so sad when it went away...

  • can i just say? you have amazing eyes lol

  • Lol, I use axe deodorant as well =P, I use Kilo

  • AXE!!! Awesome :)

  • ok my opinion is official now after 2 videos with the short hair and light scruff. this is totally a great look for you. i really think you should keep your hair short rather than it was before jarheads the short hair accentuates your nice facial features ie your eyes good cheek/jaw structure. really nice look for you..

    -ardie

  • Economic reality is always abit of a shock!

    I remember moving out on my own and suffering with the real world for awhile...but the shock slowly transforms into your next phase of life and onward you go! Good luck! ($90 jeans??!! Good Lord!)

  • I use both Chrome and Firefox. Both have their advantages and shortcomings.

  • The scruffy look is great.

  • dont take offense to this :p but im getting used to you XD like your pretty enjoyable and i still find the HD experience way intense LOL

    and jajajaj love the title of the vid, its pretty true!! but your still aiight :D

  • Jared, I love how you seem to be constantly amused by yourself and your thoughts. What a great way to be :)

  • I always figure that my unfashionable style is probably one more reason Im just not gay enough..... I don't smoke or drink...I dont go to the bars...Im into SciFi... I get obsessed with off beat things (like my Russia obsession)... I dont have expensive shoes or clothes... Good Lord its no wonder I never get laid... Oh and I hardly ever have sex...with a partner, that is. I think what I need is an unfashionable Russian guy and then I might get laid.... Hummm what a nice fantasy.

  • are smoking and drinking "gay" now? haha... Anyway, good luck with that fantasy.

  • I wish they weren't, but unfortunately, smoking and drinking are more prevalent in the gay population. At least in the U.S.. If you live somewhere that's not the case, then you're lucky, and that's great.

  • Why do you have Pepsi and Honda posters on your wall??

  • i'm not like a huge jared follower but even i can answer that. yay feeling trivia savvy. the honda is because he drives a 4 door honda accord (with a moonroof [that's essential]) and he adores it. the pepsi is because he likes pepsi and thinks the label is neat. wow i guess anyone could prob guess the answers. not feeling as smart now

  • ha! you know me well. I LOVE MY HONDA!!!

  • I really enjoyed this video because it was down to earth. It was comforting. It was to the point. It was just you communicating and making your point.

  • Jared, that was lovely.

    Don't worry about not being fashion-conscious etc. In a way it just means you're growing up: no peer pressure. etc.

    I just use own-brand deodorant (which stops me smelling sweaty) and cheap clothes that look nice. Don't feel like you have to conform !

    Btw, unshaven Jared = rugged. (A good thing !)

  • You look great with short hair!

  • i know you have an ulterior motive- making the 5 sorta straight guys healthier one vitamin c tab at a time...

  • Awesome video, but my two cents: if being uberfashion conscious isn't your thing, don't feel pressured into it because some people obsess over that sort of thing. Your genuine down to earth attitude is one of your best features, so be happy the way you are!

  • I totally agree with everything jmurphy95 says. BE YOURSELF!

  • Super Smash Bros and Levi FTW! :D

  • My favourite Video game as a kid was Ducktales for the NES - Ducktales was also my fave show.

    I've never seen a Vitamin c tablet. Why do you buy. Personally I eat oranges.

  • seriously? never seen or heard of vitamin c tablet? i mean no offense by this question, where are you from?

  • Loves it!!

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