A Coupla Limericks

[BelgianDann]

That was fun to watch :o)

[LiteWaiter]

Wow, I think I could get addicted to lighting cigars now, but I'll take it slow.

In a way it made me think about this:

You know about dog food etc.? One day the accountants from one of the big food multinationals like Nestle said in a boardmeeting: "We have about $800,000.= costs per year for getting rid of our waste material", then the other boardmember took his cigar out of his face and said: "OK, we'll start a petfood division out of it and make profit instead"....

[deansig]

OH! LOL!

[johnnymoondog]

LOL ! Youre funny !!!

[500Banshee]

i watch a documentry on the cloned meat,they claim the meat from the cloned animals will be less fat and all this other stuff,anyway long story short its suppose to be more healthy than normal meat, most of the normal meat are from animals that are on steroids and other enhancing drugs, its not realy that bad, if you could maybe find the show i watched you would see. i do not remember what it was called but it was on the history channel. just google around maybe you will find something about it.

[DawnAkemi]

I sure appreciate your feedback and thoughtful reply. Thank you.

I've studied about both cloned meat and industrial farming (which include animals on antibiotics and hormones to control the way meat is produced and its quantities). If I can possibly help it, I won't eat cloned meat or industrial farmed meat. I eat organic meat from pasture raised, grass fed cows (which, incidentally, are lower in fat than industrial farm produced meat).

[DawnAkemi]

I believe, in the future, we will make similar discoveries about cloned meat, and other genetically modified foods, that we are now finding about hydrogenated oils (also known as trans fats): these human designed, chemically manipulated oils have been in our foods for a roughly century, but are only recently linked as a primary cause of heart disease and obesity, and other health problems. Thankfully, we are starting to ban them from restaurants in certain states. Please beware of GM foods.

[500Banshee]

if i am not mistaken i read soemthing some where that fast food places use something in there food that will make people lazy and feel weak. might be the oil your talking about. i dont eat fast food anymore myself. if im out and about and need a bite to eat i go the the wal mart and get a salid. or to a subway and get something from there. anyway befor i run out of space here i got a question. do you plan on going back to open mic night and having sex with the micraphone and make another video?

[DawnAkemi]

I will be making more videos, 500Banshee... but probably not stand-up... they will be more like this video we're commenting on.

I prefer improv to stand-up. If you wanna see my improv work, some of it racy, check out the channel for my troupe, The Magic Meathands... there are links on my channel page... or you can watch my "The Magic Meathands and Me" playlist.

:-)

[500Banshee]

i'll just subscribe to you :P BTW my name is Dusty incase you dont want to call me 500 banshee lol

[enzosso]

This is so funny! I could watch it over and over again!

[badboypoet]

Very hot stuff.....(the poetry's great too)

That cow scared the crap outta me !

[key2kingdom]

insane ;)

[g99se9]

I think I got a vid crush on you.

[Clobberbob55]

roses are red

violets are blue

many poems rhyme

this one doesn't

smart and funny

*****

[reger7]

Hey this is great, you're very funny and so sweet!

[Broatch6]

the thinking mans Chick

[2008HLS]

I almost got busted for YouTubing instead of working. You're pretty soft spoken so I turned up the volume. Right up to the point where there's this loud "MOO!!" that went through the closed door and could be heard well down the hallway! As we don't live in a rural area, I certainly couldn't say it was something outside.... LOL

[oinkysqueak]

I watched at fist and thought this looks pretty ordinary video. Then you got me cracking up laughing. I even saw my Pig family in it. And I didn't know you knew my family :)

Oink :D

[quinoacat]

ROFLMAO. You killed me with this one. 5/5 Stars!

[kaeleym]

Hey guys please check out my channel and subscribe.!

[vezina333]

Deep in the heart of Morocco

Lived a Mexican preacher named Paco

He said " I hate to be blunt"

"But God command we eat cunt"

"Why else would it look like a taco"?

[mcallister1196]

there was a man from china who was a rock climber

he got to the top split his cok then he grew a fagina

[bennybhoy68]

You smoke cigars very beautifully :-)

[opdage]

Yeah, I love this one too! Cracks me up every time I see it!

Bill's cigar opened up diplomatic relations with Monica's HOOJAH. Oh my.

Sometimes a stain is just a stain. Sometimes it's indictment evidence. :D

"Bubba the prez loved humping

But he shoulda avoided cum-dumping

When she produced a dress

With a big sloppy mess

He really got an ass thumping!"

[Guiness888]

And sometimes a cigar's a "smoke".

very nice limericks! and multi-media.

"Moo-ooo!"

I'm working on one, too. I've got the rhyming words, just need to tie it together:

Hillory Bill and Obama

da da da da da da da charm-a

da da da da power

da da da da hour

da da da da da with a llama

I'll get back to you.

[DawnAkemi]

Hey Phil... I finished your limerick for ya!!!

Hillary, Bill, and Obama

They thought they had lots of charm-a

But with all their power

And more than an hour

Could not do it with a llama

[Guiness888]

I bet they could, actually.

They're talented.

The Secret Service would help. 

and Hillary's gots needs...

[opdage]

hee hee hee!

"Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard

To fetch ol' Rover a bone

When she bent over

Ol' Rover drove her

'Cause Rover had a bone of his own!"

[silentscorn144]

Holy Hell,

That cow sound woke up my sis 'n law,

she thought her mom was there

[xTROJANxX]

lmao like it naughty clintons

p.s

lucky cigar lol

[magictricks3]

Ohhhhhhhhh my god when the cow mooed I practically jumped out of my chair. Love it Dawn. 5 Stars !!!

[aussie4me]

Always love your video. Honestly I want to give you 5 stars, only hope Karia don't click this,,,Oh heck, she will laugh at it also.Now tell me I am bad dad......(wait is that not a country)? Lou

[chuckadave]

Hi,Dawn.

What an attractive,smart and funny lady you are.

Great video too.

Take care my friend.

Dave8D.

[crazzykimmy]

you are sooooo cool

[tnanation]

i love the way that lady talks.

[hannahmontanarox3409]

nice expressive voice God bless ....rajesh.

[videowilliams]

I just watched this again, and I love your expression of shocked innocence at 1:57... since any girl who can do what you do with a cigar at 2:25 could not be innocent!

[DEVELOPEXEC]

Did you say something?

Sorry, I was caught up in your gorgeousness.

:D

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[joey0028]

ahhhhh u are so beautiful & well spoken...u put me to shame thats why i don't blog much lol!! i luv poetry too.....great!!! xjoeyx

[fleshprop9]

MMMMM, cloned cow carcass!!!! (I, unfortunately, don't know how to spell that sound that Homer makes when he drools).

[bjprod1]

Oh my God, Dawn! No wonder you're becoming a youtube icon! I literally thought this would just be you doing some limericks and then BAM! A COW! Too funny! (And thoughtful too)

[stormvixen]

: ) I agree with the Freudian slip in the previous comment. After watching the end of this video I'm sure you raised a lot of points.

[QQQFVQ2]

You raised some interesting points. This is good stuff:D

[numeroUNOJoBrofan]

hmmmm..... that was kind of weird.

[geogodley]

did the moo blow your speakers? was that a lewinsky cigar up bill clint's ass?

[alanbranton1]

You always do great work.I really enjoyed this.Thank you.;)

[Wadochicchan]

Just loved it

you are amazing...

thanx for sharing.

always

[meltglass1]

Your very funny.Your a really cute lady.Tod

[kingasuto]

Cigar 2 the sequal, if for only that you have to vote for hillary!

[TheOceaniaProject]

Hi Dawn! You're a Sweetie! T&W

[PurePunishment]

Dawn you are very beautiful.

[DumDumShow]

You're not playing fair...hahahah..very funny and nice...shouldn't smoke..it's bad for you..

[MonkeywithaShotgun]

Very nice.

Monkey approves.

[clayLavl]

good video!

[enzosso]

There once was a Hottie named Dawn

Whose cartoons were very well drawn

Her humor was bawdy

Her thoughts oh-so naughty

She liked her meat naturally spawned

Mooooooooooooo!!!!

[carbonsteelblade]

soooooo how old are you ;D

[Boriswillismoves]

That was funny. A bit strange, disturbing at times but essentially funny and surprising. What will you do next? I will just have to wait and see. Peace.

[iseehaters]

thanks , ahahahahahha

[videowilliams]

There once was a fellow McSweeny

Who spilled some gin on his weenie

Just to be couth

He added vermouth

Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

...Here's to drinking with Dawn!

[sonicflyingmachine]

Beautiful and talented! What a blessing.

[iamthebs]

Dawn A., the only thing that "Sucked" was the cows!! upload more soon!

[enzosso]

Oh, Dawn! I almost forgot! I also wanted to add this comment:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AA!!!!!!!

[enzosso]

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA­!!!

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAAAA!!!!

(wiping tears)

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­A!!

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!

Oh, Man, this is funny!

[lsdlacedwatersupply]

Thanks for being on my comments page..and for makeing me want to VOMIT because I checked your new video out..PHUCKING..mooo!!

Yeah..your really not as clever as you think you ARE..and it's ridiculous that you ACT like a slut in the FIRST place..SEE. I see that your a nice person, but..MAN you give me the WILLIES..I've never actually had them before..I've been DISGUSTED..and I've CRINGED, but..the WILLIES..goodbye..don't comment to me ever AGAIN..and I'm eraseing your other one..right now....

[iamthebs]

guess you are the "watered" down version!!!

this is whats great about freedom of speech!!!

[lsdlacedwatersupply]

Yeah..the complete randomness and misguidedness about it all..like sending Britney Spears to her grave early..and her..hahaha..baby away from her and just giggleing like some real CHARACTERS..right right?!! Oh..I was WRONG..and you weren't..PEAcE and love RIGHT? OK..(middle figer behind your back and back stabbing motions...FOREVER!!)

[iamthebs]

glad to hear "Back" from you!

[lsdlacedwatersupply]

What..you want to scratch my "BACK"? I have an idea..you scratch MY back..and I'll stab YOURS..know it? Peace core!

[iamthebs]

If I only get a piece of the apple core, who ate the rest?have a great weekend

[petergoesonair]

Great to see another video from you. This is funny,"sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." Sometimes a tune is just a tune;but sometimes,it is not. Sometimes a politician follows the tune of the piper who pays them. Sometimes one can get the tune of a politician by watching who his or her donors are and who

his or her advisers are.

[m1s1green]

Great stuff! LOL

[leitermann]

I dunno about the thing at the beginning, but Youtube has always cut out the last second or two, so I always make sure to leave a few seconds of black on either one. I like the ending by the way.

[smirenger]

5*5*5*5*5*tars from: smi-ren-ger

[seadot]

Sometimes, when I eat the charred and rotting ground up flesh of a diseased cow, I think, "gross! This thing probably had SEX before it became my hamburger!" Good thing the FDA is looking out for us and keeping it clean! ;)

[PericlesMd7]

:D :D :D The fuse is lit! Three words bigbigbig! You are such a naughty grrrl. Gret job!

[Bennetttt]

My honest opinion, like it or not..I believe you're very pretty, and obviously quite intelligent, however I'm thinking you need to be more zany wacky , and faster on the pacing.

Of course as you become more comfortable I believe you will if you do this more frequently.

[humanswin]

Dawn you are awesome...glad i found you....Thanks FDA(Forever Dmamaging Americans),the problems of animals breeding is one of our most serious!(research rabbits-hump like).

[theloathlydaddy]

Hahahaha I'm speechless! ;)

[7seveng7]

Awesome! You're a YouTube star in the making. The cigar at the end was a great touch = )

[smirenger]

5*5*5*5*5*tars from: smi-ren-ger

[tigerus3]

eheheheh will the democrates enjoy your movie??? this is really funny, great work.

[rsaenz]

I felt just like in class.

[benzone50]

yes & i watched again! very witty!

'sometimes a cigar is just a cigar'-5 stars. ben

[reincarnut]

Go Dawn, go!

I think they should clone george bush instead... guaranteed dead meat that one, if you put it out on the shelves!

p.s: The eyes! The eyes! And pink. Arrrrgh!

[reincarnut]

By the way, you drew those cows? And the Clintons? CooOOool!

[GenScrewUp]

I've had the "Perfect Steak" and I wish they could have cloned it...

The FDA has also promised to finally approve "Soylent Green" once Hillary gets into office...

Go Hillary 2008...

[DawnAkemi]

Hilarious first comment... thank you!!! Wouldn't be a bit surprised to see "Soylent Green" approved by the FDA, especially with a strong corporate lobby... my goodness, how easily fiction can become reality... maybe... ! ;-) Yes, go Hillary... lol.