violent women

[Admiralandrian]

Show me some moar armpit shots! MURR!

[SmokenxKush]

your a mixture of kurt kobain and charles manson

[oldhacks]

ha. well kinda yea...

[dayna57]

But "I" love you....how could anyone hurt a face like that?!

[TSMPimpDaddyPain]

hahaha....man you should have laid that bitch out. Just cause it was a girl doesn't mean she can smash people's heads with bottles and punch them in the face.

[0ldhack]

someone should have stopped her. I was just kinda stuck standing there with a "wtf just happened?" look on my face. I just looked around the crowd and everyone just kinda stood there staring at me. and I calmly just walked home. it was weird. like it was all building up and building up and then everyone just kinda went home.

[TSMPimpDaddyPain]

Haha gotcha....too much shock and confusion to even react

[Admiralandrian]

@0ldhack WIMP!

[Abbafails]

People are mean

[RestrainedNoMore]

Thank you for sharing your thoughts. I felt like I was right there with you

[chriscarlonemusic]

GREAT fucking story! Hilarious and 5 stars! Thanks Hack!

[0ldhack]

hey thanks man. glad you enjoyed it.

[0ldhack]

you might want to check out a story I wrote this morning in a half drunken stupor about last night. its on my blog

oldhacks blogspot

[Admiralandrian]

@OdeToNecrophilia Really? I always thought they had the right idea.

[ryanpc1972]

its funny how you say it would never be tolerated no matter what. i could think of several reasons to beat the fuck out of a girl.

[0ldhack]

well I'm an American. and in America hitting a woman is viewed as weak. and I agree

[misspacman08]

i got owned by a crazy bitch named crystal while i was sleeping. it wasnt fun, and the guy (her very recent ex bf) was so not worth it.

you were a fuckin badass kid. most people woulda just left after being smashed with a bottle.

[0ldhack]

less badass more dumbass. haha.

[misspacman08]

lets go with.. self destructive anarchist. burning down a church. tsk tsk tsk.

[0ldhack]

hey, it was in the name of progress!

[BenderBurgers]

Hey if your going to burn down anything it might as well be a church.Me and my friend accidentally burned down a small area of land in our neighborhood but we never got caught.Well I say accidentally but I mean we burnt down more then we wanted to.I say burning down the church WAS your community service.

[MicknFumi]

lol I woke up to an ex girlfriend screaming at me. I sat up & she smashed my accoustic over my head & knocked me out. I woke up thinking wtf just happened, see my guitar broken where the neck meets the body & I'm pissed off. Jump in my car drive down the road 300 metres, catch up, jump out with the broken guitar & start shouting the question wtf. She shouts back I'd said something to her friend that was meant to be a secret & pretty much told the rest of the town her secret in the process lol

[0ldhack]

ah women. what would the world be without them

[jakluk4]

kudos to you for keeping your cool while being attacked, thats some bullshit. she could have really hurt you with that bottle, especially when you wernt expecting it! fuckin crazy!

and double kudos to you for your side bar. <3

[0ldhack]

yea I was kinda drunk so I didn't really feel it

[TheGovtOwnsYou]

If a girl punched me in the face i'd prolly hock up a big 'ol loogy and aim right between the eyes. And hopefully her boyfriend jumps in so i can at least beat someones ass.

[thedefendingchamp]

I wonder if you would have turned out a lot different if you went to jail instead of the community service. Do you know any of those guys anymore?

[0ldhack]

ah yea. me and my best friend growing up still talk on occasion. I don't imagine I'd be much different. I'd probably've came out even more pissed off at society then I was already.

[HailRasec]

Confederal socialist is a kid. He has much to learn.

[TheNihilAdvocate]

I would never beat on anybody, unless they beat on me first. (or consent to it).

I never really got chivalry, in a supposed egalitarian society. But then again, that's probably why I can't get laid.

[FriendOregon]

Are you ever going to debate confederal socialist?

[0ldhack]

is confederalsocialist ever going to debate me?

[Admiralandrian]

@0ldhack No

[FriendOregon]

Did you mean to burn down that church or did you mistake it for some rich guys mansion?

[0ldhack]

click on the annotation.

[Rahab111222]

I would've shot that stupid cunt.

[0ldhack]

haha.

[Terrentia]

You burned down a church??!?

You're not just an atheist of word, but of action as well.

Even though I would never condone such destructive behavior.

[0ldhack]

oh yea I forgot to add the annotation/link for the back story. thanks.

[0ldhack]

though actually I did it for satan so it was still in keeping with christian values and traditions.