This role must be so fucking cathartic. I'm sure I've read interviews (and someone will remind me) where he's said one way or the other whether it's a release or further tension.. but I think I'd like to be given license to go ballistic like that.
Jesus Christ! Oh, but that'll probably confuse you as well, won't it? That'll be too confusing. You'll see the cross and go,"Oh, fuck, X marks the spot. Better tell this little person all about the Prime Minister's fucking catastrophic erectile dysfunction!" Oh, but not to worry. Not to worry. You've sent fucking Olly over there to deal with it. - (NICOLA STAMMERING) - Fucking Olly! He's a fucking... He's a fucking knitted scarf, that twat. He's a fucking balaclava!
Fuck's sake! Jesus! Christ! Well, now we've got another fucking adjective to add to fucking smug and glum,haven't we? Fucking retarded! Jesus... Do you not think it would be germane to check who you're talking to? It's a fucking newspaper office! It's not a fucking sanatorium for the fucking deaf, is it? Are you so dense? Am I going to have to run around slapping badges on people with a big tick on some and a big cross on others so you know when to shut your gob and when to open it?
The Scots accent has the mixture of highs, gutteral parts, tongue-rolled Rs and thickly-spoken vowels to make ANY swearing/abuse/ranting at least twice as hilarious (and scary) as any other British accent. And I'm proud to have one for that reason... shows how fucking dour we really are =)
Capaldi is a fucking legend.Rebecca Front mustve laid a solid egg of fuck for real having to take that even if it was acting.A BAFTA must be awarded for this scene alone
you'll see the cross and think "o fuck, x marks the spot! better tell this little person about the prime ministers catastrophic errectial disfunction!
my favourite malcolm tucker scene... THANK YOU for uploading this shit
mrTacroy 3 weeks ago
This role must be so fucking cathartic. I'm sure I've read interviews (and someone will remind me) where he's said one way or the other whether it's a release or further tension.. but I think I'd like to be given license to go ballistic like that.
sphoney 2 months ago
What's wrong with balaclavas
BAZINGA93 3 months ago
Wut is he saying?
BAZINGA93 3 months ago
Press 1 Malcolm cant out of seat belt
scorch775 3 months ago
Com18Alpha 3 months ago
Com18Alpha 3 months ago
i love his face from 00 - 02 lmfaoooo dirtiest look !
conquery 3 months ago in playlist conquery's favourites
boss....
skunkredhair 3 months ago
FUCKIN' RETAARDED!
Bootstrap193 3 months ago
Shot every time he says "fuck" or variant thereof...
sonofbeliol 4 months ago
FUCKIN' OLLY, HE'S A FUCKING KNITTED SCARF, THAT TWAT.
Why did I laugh so much.
mizzuks 4 months ago
@mizzuks HE'S A FUCKING BALACLAVA
drjudaskillcounts 3 months ago
2 people are balaclavas
perediam 5 months ago
HEY, No swearing Malcolm, Or else we turn this van around..
xXPheonix188 6 months ago
I love how he grabs his jacket at the end when he says "BALACLAVA!" One day Malcom's just gonna burst a blood vessel in his forehead...
AshLuvsJonnyStew 7 months ago
He's a fucking balaclava!
Restayvien 7 months ago
presumably it was terry and nicole who dislike this
tommartinwastaken 7 months ago
When I first watched this on iPlayer I had to pause several times in that one minute. Tucker at his finest.
henrygsterling 7 months ago
Malcolm Tucker: inspiring Catholic school girls to swear till their heart's content.
victorianonymous 8 months ago 4
every time malcolm swears and fumes, they all look like kids in front of him! :)
morrisoniice 9 months ago 3
0:24 "Fuck my life!"
ryanmshepard92 10 months ago 4
Capaldi is brilliant! Bring on Thick Of It series 4!
brucegray666 10 months ago 4
The dull grey stare of hatred and contempt at the beginning is the best part.
steerpike66 10 months ago 3
Damn I love this guy. Best role model.
cathgirl8452 11 months ago
2 people need to know which individuals to talk to with ticks and crosses
balltongue666 11 months ago
And this man used to drop acid with Craig Ferguson.
TulseLuper 11 months ago 2
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I think Capaldi popped a vein during this scene
ooori21 1 year ago
I think Capaldi popped a vein during this rant
ooori21 1 year ago
Brilliant ! But prefer Nigel Hawthorne as Sir Humphrey.
slickwillywize 1 year ago
"Better tell this little person about the prime minister's fucking CATASTROPHIC ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION!"
Genius. Simply genius.
oooooooooorly 1 year ago
2 people are so dense
Zarrov 1 year ago
The Scots accent has the mixture of highs, gutteral parts, tongue-rolled Rs and thickly-spoken vowels to make ANY swearing/abuse/ranting at least twice as hilarious (and scary) as any other British accent. And I'm proud to have one for that reason... shows how fucking dour we really are =)
AHafan1 1 year ago 3
hes about to pop a vessel
dddatboy 1 year ago
I love the way he's so angry that he can't undo his seat belt. Giggle.
missomurphy 1 year ago 5
I love how he says "FUCKIN' RETARDED"
largesatsuma 1 year ago 2
I love how Terry just sits there. She went through all the same shit with Hugh Abbott so watching Tucker explode is something she is accustomed to.
CrosshairJack 1 year ago
"Now we've got another-fucking-adjective to add to smug and glum... Fucking RETARDED!"
If there is a god, his name is Malcom Tucker.
PinstripeShirt 1 year ago 4
This is my favourite Malcolm moment
ReggaeJerk90 1 year ago 2
when he said "not to worry you have sent ollie over there" she went to say something and he roared obsenities in her face hahahahaahahah
relmmih6 1 year ago
IT'S A FUCKING NEWSPAPER OFFICE. IT'S NOT A FUCKING SANITORIUM FOR THE FUCKING DEAF.
rjaxlover 1 year ago
Are you SO dense?
snecko 1 year ago 3
This scene had me in fucking stitches, haha. Capaldi is amazing in his role as Malcolm Tucker.
TheBlackSpiral 1 year ago 2
Has face at the start gets me everytime :P
Mickymilly 1 year ago 2
ahem... someone is a little peeved...
4everard 1 year ago
"terri" looks ready to corpse at 00:26
1RadioTV 2 years ago 2
His face right at the start is a perfect blend of incredulous shock and jaw-paralysing anger.
Winrob1 2 years ago 5
My favorite moment of the whole series
Perhaps my favorite moment of anything I've ever seen on TV
BertieW00ster 2 years ago 2
Malcolm is God. Any questions.
DerekTaff 2 years ago 7
i fucking love this
orangem2111 2 years ago
Lol, I just watched that episode and that was the best scene. He's really awesome!!
izy56 2 years ago
only a jock can deliver those cuss words with such venom.
relmmih6 2 years ago 42
Who you callin a fuckn a fuckin Jock?
steveisacunt1 2 years ago
@steveisacunt1 HOOTS MON
utterbeastage 2 years ago
wit?
steveisacunt1 2 years ago
@relmmih6 Oh yes, only us Scots :)
bigjack0607 1 year ago
@relmmih6 a jock? why?
mpbarry46 3 months ago
@mpbarry46 a jock is what the english call scottish people
relmmih6 3 months ago
"Are you SO dense?"
Love it
craigieboy123 2 years ago 4
Particularly glorious:
1. Likening Ollie to a cosy piece of knitwear
2. The way that he barks 'balaclava'
pennydesouza 2 years ago 8
Don't forget struggling with the seatbelt in his fury at the start!
gullivera 2 years ago 2
Absolutely love it. "He's a fucking knitted scarf that twat!"
clairewdg 2 years ago 5
I reckon he corpsed just at the erectile dysfunction line. you can hear a stifled laugh followed by a quick edit.
tomscotland 2 years ago
wow man he looked mad and said some very unnice things
tuxbid156 2 years ago 2
love it,, but didint get the knitted scarf or balaclava bit
mavrick0ck 2 years ago
I think he is referring to Olly as being soft?
u2mr2 2 years ago 3
ah ok,, yea that makes sense,, thanks for that!
mavrick0ck 2 years ago
Don't sugar the pill Malcolm, say what you really think...
hugoegbert79 2 years ago 6
Capaldi is a fucking legend.Rebecca Front mustve laid a solid egg of fuck for real having to take that even if it was acting.A BAFTA must be awarded for this scene alone
baxterdav78 2 years ago 58
The best thing on TV, it's not a fucking sanitorium for the fucking deaf!
RobMK 2 years ago 7
That's a Jamie-like performance that is.
I mean that in the best possible way. One of two utterly glorious moments in the episode.
The other being Nicola's performance in the meeting with the Guardian. Cringe-tastic stuff that was!
But this...this was f***ing gold!
ajf4000 2 years ago 2
you'll see the cross and think "o fuck, x marks the spot! better tell this little person about the prime ministers catastrophic errectial disfunction!
ayatollahrocknrolla 2 years ago 6
he's a fuckin knited scarf hahahahahahahahahah!!!!
CasiniDivision 2 years ago 4