in 1980 a boy called "jimmy tooth" was riding across the road on his bike. A car hit him. he got up and got knocked down again. 7 times. the 7th time he lay dead. his last words were " the whole world....7 chances"
now you have read this the essence of Jimmy is with you. He is now giving you 7 chances,well,seven videos...
copy and paste this onto 7 videos or you will have 30 mins a chance,7 chances. 3.5 hours of pain.
then you will die on the floor with your eyes open.
post this on 10 videos in one hour or else you will die in seven days. if you post these on 10 videos in 1 hour tomorrow will be the best day of your life.
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This important festival celebrates the Norman victory over the Saxons in 1067. In 1067, rather then fight a bloody war, the Saxons and Normans agreed to a cheese rolling contest. The Saxons lost. Under the treaty of Gloucestershir, the Saxons cannot reclaim England until they can beat the Normans rolling cheese down a very steep hill. The Saxons have yet to win.
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I was actually looking for a busker from the town in the title and happened to stumble across vid which was tagged under entertainment.
Anyway I shall bid cheerio as Im sure there is a big notepad in your possesion bursting with hundreds of witty retorts all destined for youtube vids, you must have a busy day ahead of you.
Us northerners are way more intellectual than you.Same with the scots, they dont sit at home with their finger up their ass posting dozy comments on youtube.
"Us northerners are way more intellectual than you.Same with the scots, they dont sit at home with their finger up their ass posting dozy comments on youtube."
I guess that makes you the antithesis then, doesn't it?
yeah your a credit to what the human race has accomplished why dont you come and say that to our faces you blithering moron your uninterlectaul comments are dimminishing to me oh you do not know what that means because you cant afford to go to school (even though its free) its not boring i vote for conservative and we are not dole collecting wankers if i ever see your sorry excuse for a body i will throw you off a bridge
this video is lame man it was a good idea to capture the acitecture but it would be better if you would show the whole building as well as the details
Typical ignorant southerner. Look at a map of Great Britain then tell me how Chester could be in the North. Oh of course, everywhere north of Watford is Northern isn't it?
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Nope the retard version is the one where they throw themselves down a steep hill at 40 Miles Per Hour and break every bone in thier fucking bodies!!! you know... like what those stupid pricks do over in GLOUCESTER!
Didn't your mother teach you not to play with your food?
sarkasmi83 1 year ago
omg, kids in africa die every minute and some people having fun with food on the ground
MightyJustas 1 year ago
@MightyJustas Yeah... Awesome is teh stupidity of humanrace <3
sarkasmi83 1 year ago
WTF????
hulking77 1 year ago
wut? where are the broken bones?
HereticsGen 2 years ago
oh come on, this cheese rolling is for pussies who don't want to get hurt
colledge123 2 years ago 2
What shit is this gives Gloucestershires cheese rolling a bad Name!!!
coolmitch3d 2 years ago
gloucester's version's better... by a distance
JonnyHwd 2 years ago
I'm hungry for cheese!
seabrooker 2 years ago
this really makes me want to roll cheese. Thanks for the inspiration :)
missgens5 2 years ago
Chester rocks of Folk Music and Tradition.
I love the place.
cjwaywell 3 years ago
Im from chester, full of strange folk.
rachandtoby 3 years ago
is the cheese cheddar or edam, please comment back
ufcnigel 3 years ago
gloucestershire does it better
evilpidgeon 3 years ago 7
lol definitely
moblijo85 2 years ago
@evilpidgeon damn right wtf is this shit
MrTalktofrank 6 months ago
i gace this vid a 2 cuze it has cheese in it but the other 3 was just retarded so u get 2/5
Ghostspartan83 3 years ago
This must be 20 years old, the chavs of the North West wouldnt stand for this these days!
rpanneto 3 years ago
OMFG XD
FreddyOgSigrid 3 years ago
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in 1980 a boy called "jimmy tooth" was riding across the road on his bike. A car hit him. he got up and got knocked down again. 7 times. the 7th time he lay dead. his last words were " the whole world....7 chances"
now you have read this the essence of Jimmy is with you. He is now giving you 7 chances,well,seven videos...
copy and paste this onto 7 videos or you will have 30 mins a chance,7 chances. 3.5 hours of pain.
then you will die on the floor with your eyes open.
monkey9901 3 years ago
I'm from Chester :D But never seen that :/
BUMPYproductions 3 years ago
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chipchopii 3 years ago
I suppose the barriers are to prevent attacks on idiots, or am I mistaken?
FishingtonBurpPuzzle 3 years ago
Yawn! Typical Chester and the Northwest boring boring boring.
Look up Cheese rolling Gloucester, real men real cheese and a real old tradition.
Just fell asleep watching these Northern people doing this!!!! Yawn
longbow1415 3 years ago
mate, ive lived in Chester for 19 years of my life and ive never seen this!..i would hardly call it tradition.
Because im a "northener"; i must have been down the coal mine or the steel mill on that day, thats why i missed it -_-. Amirite?
stuck up cockney twat :P.
L00pyL0u 3 years ago
yeah chester is the best XD
fatboybozo 3 years ago
never seen any think like it in me life
mastercarey19 3 years ago
gloucestershire do this far better!
mrmooanimations 3 years ago 4
before or after they hurl themselves down a fucking hill and break evry single bone in there body
fatboybozo 3 years ago
not everyone breaks their bones... just most of them!
mrmooanimations 3 years ago
how many people break there legs cheese rolling in chester ''none'' we do things sainly
fatboybozo 3 years ago
wtf is this.
Clarky3009 3 years ago
this is toatally crap
keiralibby 3 years ago
no its not its really good fun dont mock it till youve tried it
fatboybozo 3 years ago
No......it's totally crap !
7in7in7in 3 years ago
yeah have you ever tried it ''not likely'' i didnt think so read the comment
fatboybozo 3 years ago
i hope this never dies out
gzr0 3 years ago
You wierdos bring shame on Chester. You shud have done it in lower bridge street, that cheese would be shiftin bwt 40MPH if you did.
willflood1991 3 years ago
Yet another reason to love the british!
Attywuzhere 3 years ago
WTF? :D
HLINA33 3 years ago
Why ruin a good cheese?
Shanna216 3 years ago
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lol, this is so retarded...
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Twitos5 3 years ago
it doesn't work liar!
EGalways 3 years ago
britains do the weirdest things
yenrac17 3 years ago 3
where can I buy tickets!
darkstar1994 3 years ago 2
incredible.....
lazyloddy 3 years ago
they shopuld try rolling it down everest like that lol.
monypril 3 years ago
there is no skill needed for this
FOSM1234 3 years ago
I think u mistaked it 4 ur teddy bear... i dont even have a closet dumbass.
lmaodudet 3 years ago
yea ridiculous brits
ChronicCancer 3 years ago
the song is Kemp's Jig btw
CossackY2k 3 years ago
This important festival celebrates the Norman victory over the Saxons in 1067. In 1067, rather then fight a bloody war, the Saxons and Normans agreed to a cheese rolling contest. The Saxons lost. Under the treaty of Gloucestershir, the Saxons cannot reclaim England until they can beat the Normans rolling cheese down a very steep hill. The Saxons have yet to win.
Bullettube 3 years ago 2
ajajajajaja...good story...
wardogmobius 3 years ago
they need to get down kelsall hill, plebs
joethedave 3 years ago
I got your CHEESE....RIGHT HERE
EatMyButtCrackCheese 3 years ago
lol it gets covered in hay n shit
jeebateeba56 3 years ago
coopers hill is so much cooler
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ramsmasher 3 years ago
i read this last week lol
lmaodudet 3 years ago
lol, this is so stupid xD
TehBloodyBrit 3 years ago 2
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seanhamson 3 years ago
whatawaste
twinklekink 3 years ago
lol...brits are weird but cool i guess :p
BelgianGeneral 3 years ago 2
lol cheese
GingerJesus88 3 years ago
sad
wolfboyfilms 3 years ago
don't play with yout food!!!!!!!
realcelestialphoenix 3 years ago 2
why isn't this in the Olympics? I'd watch it before curling...:-P
soulkmuso 3 years ago 2
It's so stupid!! I love this XD
FabuleuxFab 3 years ago
I've just realised that I'm an argumentative bitch.
cr3at10n 3 years ago
do they eat the cheese after?
minwaash 3 years ago
que babaquice...
alsjudo 3 years ago
Silly Brits.
WhoMelissa 3 years ago
Wow, I didn't realise British people could achieve this level of fucktardedness.
cr3at10n 3 years ago
English more like
maddenlaa 3 years ago
English people are inherently British, as they are from one of the countries constituting Great Britain.
These people are British, as well as being English, so there was no need to correct me.
cr3at10n 3 years ago
You must be a fuck tard by looking for cheese rolling in the first place, how else would you have stumbled across this vid.
richandnik 3 years ago
Since I think you put it quite well, I'll just reply to your comment by quoting your own words.
"You must be a fuck tard by looking for cheese rolling in the first place, how else would you have stumbled across this vid."
I see that what you wrote applies to you just as much as it does to me.
How could we both have stumbled across this video? We are both fucktarded, that's right.
You are standing on quite fragile ground on that argument, 'mate'.
cr3at10n 3 years ago 2
Brimming over with wrongability chum.
I was actually looking for a busker from the town in the title and happened to stumble across vid which was tagged under entertainment.
Anyway I shall bid cheerio as Im sure there is a big notepad in your possesion bursting with hundreds of witty retorts all destined for youtube vids, you must have a busy day ahead of you.
richandnik 3 years ago
Must be a bitch to be owned by a notepad :|
Shame someone sent me the link to this video. Otherwise your retorts would actually have some meaning, and that would be strange. :(
PS. The notepad told me to tell you that you're a twat/fag/dick. It told me to delete as appropriate, but I don't think that's necessary for you.
Sorry, don't shoot the messenger, it's obviously not what I think.
cr3at10n 3 years ago
wrong- found this through related videos, from the 2008 glostershire cheese roll
(from the front page)
realcelestialphoenix 3 years ago
lol
me too
PinaiFoSho 3 years ago
you did...
000hardyboyz 3 years ago
Nope its officially classed as a cliff.
longbow1415 3 years ago
This is impressive, I think I prefer the cheeserolling in Gloucester though. We run down hills and break bones =]
GrahamGlos 3 years ago
Its North West you twat!
And very boring looking at it...typical boring un educated northern labour voting dole collecting wankers.
longbow1415 3 years ago
Dole collecting wankers?
I dont think so pal.
Us northerners are way more intellectual than you.Same with the scots, they dont sit at home with their finger up their ass posting dozy comments on youtube.
richandnik 3 years ago
"Us northerners are way more intellectual than you.Same with the scots, they dont sit at home with their finger up their ass posting dozy comments on youtube."
I guess that makes you the antithesis then, doesn't it?
/Rhetorical question
cr3at10n 3 years ago
FOREVER SCOTLAND
richandnik 3 years ago
Except Chester is a very prosperous city and the council is conservative. We are not Doleys and we support queen and Country.
robtime 3 years ago
yeah your a credit to what the human race has accomplished why dont you come and say that to our faces you blithering moron your uninterlectaul comments are dimminishing to me oh you do not know what that means because you cant afford to go to school (even though its free) its not boring i vote for conservative and we are not dole collecting wankers if i ever see your sorry excuse for a body i will throw you off a bridge
fatboybozo 3 years ago
this video is lame man it was a good idea to capture the acitecture but it would be better if you would show the whole building as well as the details
cdfwz 3 years ago
The devil's in the details, looking over the folly of our humanity, which I dare say is the point of this little film...
sabrinaeden 3 years ago
britain, britain, britain..........
djteddybear123 3 years ago
This is what I love about YouTube. Could you ever imagine such comments being made on Myspace? Keep 'em coming!
And yes, they are real cheese truckles.
sabrinaeden 4 years ago
Typical Northern wankers.
LOOK AT GLOUCESTER, REAL MEN REAL CHEESE A REAL CLIFF.
The north is shite.
longbow1415 4 years ago
Typical ignorant southerner. Look at a map of Great Britain then tell me how Chester could be in the North. Oh of course, everywhere north of Watford is Northern isn't it?
mdb1363 3 years ago
Cheese cliff? You mean a grassy hill?
whorecube 3 years ago
northwest,and were not wankers so why don you go and hurl yourself down that cliff
fatboybozo 3 years ago
Que bueno
valpridol 4 years ago
but really though that was stupid, and lmao, I can probably roll the cheese faster then them.
watch my vids?
-was that even CHEESE!?
FatBrosProductions 4 years ago
wowo what a talent they can roll cheese
cenableed 4 years ago
Better then what you can do -watch my vids people?
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M10J10G10 4 years ago
Oh the talent.
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bettyCA9 4 years ago
what did they do with the cheese after
chestertouristcom 4 years ago
they beat it to death cus it lost
graffnameseed 4 years ago
lol u wish, this is nothing compared to cooper hill in gloucestershire
badboidazz 4 years ago
a cheese rolling assault course..amazing!
voodoomechanic 4 years ago
Oiiiiii listen 'ere
I wanna see drunk loonies cart wheeling down a steep and terrifying hill, not some man in a middle age crisis aiming between a cows legs
Sort iiiiiiiiiiiit
Fruitcakeness 4 years ago
pussies
Dillardred 4 years ago
smell my cheese
malcstag 4 years ago
LOL
graham174 4 years ago
I have a cheese allergy myself (did anyone want to know that?).
DannyDesperate 4 years ago
i do to, did you want to know that
emmamamc 4 years ago
wot the hell?? i liv in chester i dont remember this happening??
fifie123 4 years ago
oi oi shu up ye gloucester amazin a took part in this years it was amazing i live der we gopt guts dis is jst a useless old man fing
haribo15 4 years ago
bollocks?
anything in chester is automatically better than anything done by those spacker farmers in gloucester
get your facts right you wanker
jhontyrhodespegasus 4 years ago
Nope the retard version is the one where they throw themselves down a steep hill at 40 Miles Per Hour and break every bone in thier fucking bodies!!! you know... like what those stupid pricks do over in GLOUCESTER!
xanderxine 4 years ago
Thanks for the posting- do i recognise that accordian player ;)
rustymahone 4 years ago
its like the retard version of the gloucester cheese roll
tcooper21 4 years ago