DARK KNIGHT RISING LEAKED?!

[AliTubelog]

lol all trolled people. umad

[fongstar7]

What a total dickward! go kill yourself now!

[JediOshkosh]

omg! You owe me 5-minutes of my youth... U Jewie Asswipe!

[catwalk38]

you are the biggest fag i ever met

[catwalk38]

you are the biggest fag i ever met

[johnnydelduca]

wtf faggot, what does this gay shit have to do with batman? change the name you fuckin hurp tard

[Trollalil]

All of you people that dislike it, Why the hell did you watch it? Unless you've never seen anything form him before, you should know thats how his show is. Stop trolling.

[dsjuice]

2:42

[BryanELx]

what's this got to do with The Dark Knight Rises??

I feel falsely lured here. thumbs way down!!

[DarkBacho]

now,why the fk those 40k people liked this crap ????

[yellowstar25i]

she is stupid for doing that. you could have got all the money.

[munirbasheer]

wtf no shit about Dark Knight, another dickface trying to get more views with the video title

[MrKayakinglife]

Yes a monkey shirt,

[Firestorm6651]

And... this is considered by some people as humour?

1) This dude talks way too much

2) Using titles to try and draw attention is considered idiotic and immature. Very much so

3) What the hell are you even talking about?

Thus, I can conclude, this isn't funny. It's stupid. Very stupid

[pastrypadawon]

getting it cut off just provides an opportunity to get an awesome robot cock. and who doesn't want to be cyborg? plus when robots kill all humans you may be spared.

[74115presents]

Do you know what u really talking about?

[ExpectJustice]

There's nothing in the suggestions for my name, guess no one cares about me :D

[GlyGlue]

um where is batman?

[TehSxc18yearOld]

this is shit

[fui54uhrf4]

if some girl cut my thing off i would continue livin cuz i has me a swtor subscription lol

[TDudePro]

suicide no dick = no happiness not even WOW could fill that hole

[PicklzInDisguise]

@roseyy13 yeah well there are a lot of us who enjoy the PDS so why don't you shut your mouth. If you don't want to watch them, don't. Btw maybe spell "waste" correctly.

[iskate5819]

its rises nor rising

[h0ucine1]

i hate lying, edit the title you bla bla idiot

[sTalnaker13]

You sound like Stu from the Hangover

[Loudkorean]

This video was sponsored by my genetails.

[BowserMedia]

Fuck no i couldnt go on

[roseyy13]

most stupid video. Go waist ur time in doing something else

[mrstaylautner27]

who else saw is kevjumba a heterosexual bearwrestler at 2:27? who else mad that happen :)

[slaidification]

You either die a trilogy, or you live long enough to see it become Batman and Robin.

[isaac9517]

I would die from screaming until i suffocate.

[dpfrediscool020]

My name brings up a famous entomologist. Good to know.

[FangXAngelX]

wow that "it" question reminds me of lyle's silverback gorilla question

[Iamby]

I'm so sad.....my name brings up nothing when I google it....

[Coatl149]

I would try to live without it, but id end up dying of stress depression and possibly a urinary infection :P

[elitearmorecore]

I would see what the Doc. Could do cause I would realy hate to be another horsedickdotmpeg of coure the bitch has to go

[toulouse666]

Oops, here goes any hopes of EVER receiving any kinds of deals/etc. $ from News Corp/Fox and etc. they are affiliated with. Except if they 100% expect to make tons of money since as clearly seen with The Simpsons and Family Guy, as long as something brings in money like these 2 shows, Fox doesn't give a shit what you say against them!

But you are definitely right, IF it ever gets proven that "they" listened/tapped 9/11 victims phones/VM, a scapegoat is definitely going to be jail raped!

[PoisedSilverWolf]

some one with my name was murdered! :(

[jster35]

Nope

[ShankOnly]

Hell no I need my dick!!!

[hppyplaylist]

@DandyEric kevjumba asked everyone (who watched his videos) to google that so it would pop up :p

[WoopsyDudes]

Yes I could, but I'd be a sad panda.... A sad, female, panda...

[buttermuncher89]

ew... how did she cut it off?

[hawkrocks08]

Tough question I really dont know I dont think I would commit suicide but I would do stupid shit till I died

[thedarklordx]

if someone did that to me, i would ritualistically murder them so hard

i'd burn them at the stake while throwing rocks at them(making sure to avoid the head)

[1998DEO]

As long as I have my level 89 blood elf Glen my dragon and unlimited world of Warcraft I would cut IT off my self lol just kidding

Or am I tehehehe

[PrisonerofSasskaban]

And kevjumba's a heterosexual bear wrestler, Phil. Don't forget that. :D

[thesikniss1777]

I did my name. nothing came up after it. :(

[M4gicHat]

no i probably wouldnt unless someone was willing to donate

[intolerablejen]

"I get gay and Shane Dawson gets bi? This is bullshit." Hahahahahaha

[jfranciskeus]

u look like jj abrams' son. meant as a compliment.

[RemixedVoice]

OMFG MY DOG'S NAME IS FREDDY!!!111!!!1ONE

[davehall96]

I would jump off the first bridge I saw

[Kerry8841]

no that would be the one time i would kill myself. i needs my wing wang

[stockstew1]

That guy is so lucky he was unconscious.. I mean damn talk about excruciating pain ow, that lady is batshit crazy. There are some assholes out there but I don't think they deserve to have "it" cutoff, somebody should cutoff one of her boobs you know an eye for an eye

[Precision576]

Lol I'm not usually racist but I just thought about it and white people are ok with being called white people but black people preferred to be called African American . Way to start a problem :/

[TheDrummerboy526]

I would not kill myself. but i wouldnt date anyone...

[369gamemaster]

No Battlefield 3 is coming out then a few months after that, yes.

[HalbleeresGlas]

sure, no more migrane lies. just "sorry dude, if i'm not getting to have any fun you're sure as hell not gonna get any"

..just kidding, in case you wondered..

[coolasj]

5 Billion is A TON!

[ZnoahZZ]

Need help getting people aware... please watch my video about saving our world!!

[ZombieSlayers4life]

I really don't think I could go on if someone cut anything important off my body :P

[IndianaDan0]

If you are from Washington..

Click '2' or go to 1:05

[IndianaDan0]

go on living? sure.. but it wouldnt be great.. i would smoke weed everyday..

[recon500]

Medic: Don't be such a baby, dicks grow back *whispers to archimedes* no ze don't.

[allgeeksunited]

@recon500 someone needs to meet the medic..... get it?...cause the video was called.....no?...still dont get it...well ok then.

[Deathgodfish]

hellls to the no

[belladonna2007]

I'm a chick who isnt getting any anyways (yeah I'm depressed), so i could go on if it was cut off. millions of women do (genital mutilation)

[MarkusDarkess]

Ummmm All is far in love and war... Bitch your Vagina is coming out and going down the toilet! Then I'd start wearing strap ons Cause I grew up with something dangeling.. I am giving it up.

[godsmackya]

BURBANK POLICE DEPRTMENT IS FUCKING RACIST can i has some love for burbank CA

[ocarinalover22]

I would get like a new cyborg penis, that's even bigger.... ya

[missxbebeful]

yes i can still live lol!!

[bingomerlot]

YESSS! searching "is" with a space after it, still brings up "is kevjumba a heterosexual bear wrestler" as top dog! Long Live Jumba!

[thebiggerhammer]

If someone cut it off, I would take apart the drain from under the garbage disposal, take what was left of my junk and drown her by forcing it down her throat... sry i couldn't come up with anything more sadistic..

[curtisking1234]

sorry i didnt wanna do this but check out my channel OR ILL MURDER YOUR PETS PLEASE ITLL BE WORTH THE TRIP

[kuhj278]

There's a page on facebook called: Free Catherine Bieu Becker.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

[UnsureSensations]

If someone cut it off...

Phil. Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.

[FyrFyre]

Is kev jumba a homosexual bear wrestler and "is Philippines part of asia".

I'm stupid enough to still have faith in the internet, but I lost some more faith during this video.

[ttube438]

They actually sell penis protectors so that you can put your penis in a box so it can't be cut off by anyone. $19.95 free shipping.

[popsiclepicker]

I would jump off a building in New York shoot myself multiple times in mid air falling into the street and get crushed by a car

[johnnyt123g1]

if someone ever cut off me penis i would kill my self and then try to kill them

[fardawg]

During the original incident King was two and a half times over the legal limit and led police on a high speed chase because a DUI would violate his parole for a robbery. When they finally stopped him he acted nuts, leading them to believe he might be on PCP. He then resisted arrest and hit an officer. They beat him to keep him from resisting (people on PCP can resist great amounts of pain, hence the excessive force). Excessive or not, it was incited by his stupid actions.

[iseececi]

The Rodney King incident was bad, but not as bad as the shooting of Oscar Grant at a BART station (Yes. He was shot by a police officer. He was unarmed.)

[bcrumpto]

IS BRIANNA...

brown leaving general hospital

karp still homeless

brown leaving gh

a popular name

brown married.

Yeah, mine was weirder than I thought it would be.

[Kara7S]

if some-one cut of my penis, i would think were the fuck did that come from, im a girl?

[99trbonium]

No man thing? Not sure I could go on!

[ZSBunyip]

No...I still have a World of Warcraft subscription...

[LeGenDaRYDevon2]

Phil, I don't think you realize that you are sort of famous. No one gives a shit if we're gay.

[linkfan4616]

Did anyone else catch is KevJumba a heterosexual bear wrestler while he was on google? No? Just me? Alright then.

[ButonasulJucaus]

i'm so addicted to this show!

[grenadeguy10]

If I had no dick I wouldn't wanna live...nough said.. AMERICA!!!

[Nemoniej21]

this guy should have his own show...like... on tv. Phil u rock.

[GanjaBabi420]

Great....my name is Catherine Becker and I look like an asian girl :/

[GanjaBabi420]

@GanjaBabi420 Every time you say Catherine Becker it sounds like you are talking to me! haha. Now I know what it's like if Phillip Defranco said my name.

[C4lz0nek1d]

I would cry and think about never getting layed again and the kill myself

[dondujah]

The girl in fable 1 said that she will cut her husband dig off for cheating

[ismael97ripper]

my name aint anywhere!!!! its Ismael

[penguinato23]

Hm, I've oft pondered that very prospect. But I don't know if I could go on without my soldier, especially because I'm a 20 year old male who's never really gotten to use my man-parts in any real fashion before. Plus I have an awesome last name that's only shared by 6 individuals total in the U.S., so I couldn't pass the pleasure of being a "zucchiatti" and usually being last alphabetically to my children. And yes, I just said my last name online. Nobody abduct and/or rape me please, thank you.

[yousocrazybetsy]

begum

[TheTheNBK]

i typed my name in in google and nothing came up:(

[JCMTVLIVE]

Well id just melon ball out my wife's vagina and call "it" even. xD

[iSaraGrounds]

i cant believe rodney king was arrested.. they should have given him a pass and either driven him home or called him a cab.

[robertextremu]

FUCK ISLAM!

[chemicalpanicgrace]

Awww the monkeys cuuuuute

[marksotello95206]

I'd still live I'd just make sure my girl lives to get her strap on ;D

[ThereWillBeBreakfast]

It someone cut my "naughty bits" off, I would probably live. Even if I have no chance of ever having intimate activity ever, I'm too into myself to end my own life. LOL. Too bad I'm forever alone, vagina or not...

[skittels96]

QOTD: i was in so much pain when you said the garbage dispossle O__o if i was a guy i wouldnt want to go on living it be too sad D:

[drojan890]

This issue is addressed on George R. R. Martins book series A Song of Ice and Fire. The character Varys is a eunuch. I would die rather than be less a man.

[Mufasa7270]

Great Show MAN!!!

[darcrular]

Fortunatly i still have a world of warcraft subscription so i might be able to go on living.

[somthingsomthing]

if someone cut my penis off i would immediately go to an endocrinologist and say "put me on hormones cause i want a sex change. im already halfway there anyway."

[makaso92]

@somthingsomthing I would also do something along those lines, however I would use this to set my long life dream of worlds greatest prank into action

[somthingsomthing]

@makaso92 worlds greatest prank? whats that?

[Alan1171995]

@somthingsomthing really i would just kill my self D:

[jannatul96]

im jewish, half way there

[UnholyReaver]

depending on how much is left, you might have enough nerves to have a gender reassignment and have enough sensitivity to be pleasured

so you may be forced to live life as a woman now, but hey i get to use the ladies rest room (silver lining)

[axelasdf]

If you get rid of corporate taxes, they have no incentive to legally take it out of the country, and then receive tax kickbacks for "losses". Remember, the taxes on corporations aren't really on the corporations, they're on the workers, goods, and services they provide. Namely, they tax all of the workers and everyone who buys their stuff (a second tax on TOP of sales tax).

[TalynCo]

Depends on who cut it off. If it was my husband... Probably not.

Some random stranger or some such? Maybe...

[trashthethrasher]

I think I would... but it would be a sad sad life

[doinbigthings24]

I would go on living, but what an empty life it'll be.....

[WanderingInShadows]

Well... i'm bi.. And a chick.. So it really doesn't matter to me. i'd get a fake one.

[flyinfreakflag]

You flashed a piece of news about Rodney but it was Riverside not LAPD! Rodney will always be an idiot stick and should never be trusted...EVER!

[skater4life1506009]

i typed in "is" and the first thing on the list was "is kevjumba a heterosexual bear wrestler"

[prittymiddyful]

yes, I wuld keep on living......... maybe.

[therobvlogs]

I would definitely kill myself if that happened lol

[mgptrinkrhcp]

Thank you Phil, for inspiring me to google my name only to find out its a masturbation term. Mary Palm and her five sisters. Yeah, thanks.

[heyitshorse]

honestly phil, ur videos are great but ur titles make it seem like ur a douchebag desperate to get views. seriuosly i used to think that. until i saw a video with a proper title, i'm like oh ur vids are actually informative and interesting. seriously change ur video titles

[SilencedByGreed]

I think Katherine Becker watched Hard Candy way too many times.

[JasonLubsAlex]

I live in the same city as Cathryn Becker. freaky

[holeskoj]

@JasonLubsAlex I live on the same planet as you. Freaky

[JasonLubsAlex]

@holeskoj I live in your house..

[mgptrinkrhcp]

No I would probably turn into the biggest tease ever

[redheadedoutfielder]

id pull a Mr. Garrison

[qqookkoohh]

68 teenagers killed , future destroyed by one man , one terrorist , one racist lunatic is news and is a tragedy ...famous people with money and the world at their feet with a selfdestructing streak and a nose that sees more cocaine then a mexican border IS NOT ! ... wtf philly d type people :)

[judgedredd123]

One minute forty nine seconds of this wankrag bleating on, just to hear him say he's not showing the trailer. May his genitals turn green ,wither to the size of a grape and be chewed off by 1000 ants

[judgedredd123]

One minute forty nine seconds of this wankrag bleating on, just to hear him say he's not showing the trailer. May his genitals turn green ,wither to the size of a grape and be chewed of by 1000 ants

[DarkLord75253]

Qotd: I would like to say "Yes, of course because my genitals aren't the center of my world.", but then I'm not in, nor ever hope to be in, that situation and there's never really any telling with 100% certainty. I guess my answer is: I Love my penis; why would you ask such a terrible question? XD

[hun45ter12]

Bro love your shows and if it ever got cut off I would continue with my life for 5 days and scare the shit out of people with it then die... lol

[Faledan]

People with my name are all scientific technical type people, engineers, graphics, software designers etc. ironically I also aim to work with technical things

[MrNirvanaXD]

haha type is...kevjumba a hetrosexual bear wrestler

[Ail3a]

With that google search thing, you can see Kev Jumba's one (Is Kev Jumba a heterosexual bear wrestler). Which he made a video about ages ago.

KevJumba wins

[DreamThisLifeAway]

At least she didn't sew his face to someone's ass and sew his ass to someone's face!

[peanuts2105]

FUCK Murdoch