Injured Stormtrooper-Star Wars parody

[McYngwie]

SO, JOIN TO THE DARK SIDE AND GET A FREE COOKIE! :D

[BriansSceneCupcake]

Ah .... :D

[bigcheese123kid]

in the movie of star wars you didnt even need to worry about them getting shot by a stormtrooper because they would always blast around you.

[dragonsforgedbymetal]

are u sure your not dead?!

[Minecraftepicplayer1]

That is really funny

[Jackzoom461]

bad aiming



[ChallengeCommander]

Wilhelm scream at 0:36

:D

[PretaxAnemone48]

you would tink that will all that technology or shots at least once rebel would die?

[civilwargeeky]

I don't know why you guys say they have terrible aim. You would have to have amazing aim to be able to shoot that many times from 5 feet away and not hit ANYTHING.

[conquerME22]

they should of asked if he got hit in the knee

[BaconManiac5000]

"I thought this suit was designed to make sure you were dead if you got hit, why else would we wear 'em?" :D lol

[Louw127]

Wow the stormtroopers have terrible aim. Maybe thats what made the empire fall look in the movies too they have bad aim

[shimmikins]

this reminds me of red vs blue

[2020Reaper]

XD I love how the dude comes back and kills the clone, and all the other guys just stand and stare XDD

[samlikecandle]

i thought these suits were made to make sure were dead when we get hit...

[beanojdog]

thumbs up if u saw another stormtrooper shot in the thigh

[trethestar]

oh my

[ooooohyaa]

ARE yoooooooou shuuure yournot dead?......... LOL

[xRaGeTriickYx]

The bar looks like a lightsaber oh i mean a Storm tropper shot :D

[RayisGay5648]

I used to shoot people with Laser beams, before I took a laser ray to the knee.. 0:30

[EvilPoet85]

lame

[MsShadowman12]

958 people used to be stormtroopers then they took a blaster shot to the knee

[TheDeathCrasher]

@MsShadowman12 Don't copy his comment you douche.

[AzurePrower]

Excellent classic.

[SsgtTucker]

There's a Stormtrooper MANUAL?! That's why and how the Empire fell! Nobody read the damn manual! Always read the manual, that way you can avoid situations like this. Stormtrooper 101 people lol

[TheJesusfreak907]

I thought this suit was desined to make sure you were dead if u got hit XD

[1233www]

Bad guys have the worst aim

[bakerandbaker1]

Should I say I took a blaster to the knee? On second thought...no.

[Trashcansam123]

Were the hell do they get the armor!!

[Amirothsan]

954 people used to be stormtroopers, but then they took a blaster shot to the knee.

[firewzard]

@Amirothsan correction 960

[Amirothsan]

@firewzard true story.

[wellgabriel2]

@firewzard correction 959

[alwaysberedt]

wears full body armor

(isert stortrooper face here)

gets killed in 1 shoot anyway

[bjggjb]

The Stormtrooper Academy must be affiliated with the Brady Campaign Marksmanship Program.

[AngusAntilles]

Too funny, lol!

[Madrock7777]

is it just me or does one of those guys sound like Geoff

[kyleclegg01]

boring

[islandersarehot]

not funny

[Boochakasplat]

It's like a porn movie without the sex.

[puttymon]

"See! good as new, nothin to worry again!"

Same rebel pops out and shoots him in the chest"

Aahhhhaahahhhheeeeeehhheheahhh­h. oh boy "Drops dead"

"Pause"

"sooo you see those new BT-16's?"

"Akward Silence"

My reaction: XD

[iiTzSubZero]

it would be funny if they got shot in their balls

[n2nsanity]

Vader is very disappointed in their marksmanship skills

[dAverageJoeb]

AGHHHH! So funny...

[robot230373]

Comic...

[TheBrian678]

look close in episode 3 before oder 66 you see a wouned trooper with a other trooper around him calling the sergeant to help but the sergeant got shot..

[OmnislashV6]

The Alpaca army has sent me to deliver this message... please

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[nelsonbrito83]

:Enter Comment from video just watched Here:

[MikeProTools]

Check out my Terminator Parody & Devils Advocate PARODY !

[WhyAskQuestions]

Stormtroopers couldn't hit a 2 meter womprat near the side of a barn.

[RgPOmniMedia]

Great stuff!!!

[TheFlares11]

Are you sure you are not dead? YES!!

[Gamegeek59]

Are you shur you are not dead

[KeeveSuikoden2Hero]

I thought this suit was designed to make sure you`re dead if you got hit. why else would we wear `em?

[applekilller555]

lol yah in movies every time trooper gets hit there dead

[zymethpwn]

we can't shoot our own man! we don't have the clearance.

XD

[TIM96MIT]

ffeeee aaah feeee aah..... its supposed to be the thing from family guy

[ThePolypop]

***** UP T O CODE  !!!!!

[theblackduck421]

did they make this decoration? o.o

[GenocydeCA]

who ever thought of aiming?! ha

[toxicflyFisher]

ROFL @TheWizardOfLp Shut the fuck up

[TheWizardOfLp]

@toxicflyFisher why should I do that? The Troopers do suck. even Stevie Wonder could kill mor rebells than a storm trooper

[toxicflyFisher]

@TheWizardOfLp shut up

[gratzner]

...wounded?...

[TheWizardOfLp]

like @bazzo705 said. they never hit anything. man i guess everything went to hell when windu killed jango. guess bobba didn't make very good clones

[nielsoja]

@TheWizardOfLp if you knew anything about star wars you would know that they didn't use clones after in the original trilogy era. They used actually recruits.

*the more you know*

[TheWizardOfLp]

@nielsoja oh that explains alot. explains why the troopers suck balls. well thanks for the info

[22kingdomheartsfan]

Note to all stromtroopers when one of your guys in injerd (shot but not dead) you help him.

[EliteZealot015]

LOL im fine nothin to worry about *guy comes back takes shot hits him in chest* ohh oh my * falls dead* second trooper *looks and thinks WTF!!!!!!* anyway see new bt16s

[pcvideogamer]

rip-off of an Austin Powers scene...

Anyhew... come look at me... weeeee i have no pants on!

[Mercoidcam]

Storm troopers = 1337 accuracy

[JSSJR90]

Storm Troopers are VARY good for target practice.

[nichoctn]

i went to youtube to watch a counter strike video, ....and i got here o.O

[spartanx123476]

lolololololollololol

[BUBBtreefrog]

omg ,lol funny

[sharinganZZZZ]

that was meant to be funny ????

[sharinganZZZZ]

that was meant to be funny ????

[millenniumf1138]

His "WHAT?!" after they asked if they should kill him is the best line in the film! XD

[joejoeoreoo]

What should we do?

should we kill him??

Sounds reasonable.

LOL!!

[CemabCollab]

XD

[TheCountess2009]

this is a Monty Python sketch

[ryan0666]

ppl are aware this vid is a comidy lol right?

[MrBlade371]

my dad thought i was watching porn

[wellgabriel2]

So you see those new BT16's?

[WoodenTrout]

@spartan14061 You're right. I'm sure the hazardous-environment suit YOU designed is much better for the job.

Either way, while we're arguing about fictitious characters, A SPARTAN's aiming abilities were largely due to the massive genetic and physical augmentations administered to them after their extensive military training from the time they were grade-school children. Stormtroopers are a step above mercenaries in the way of military prowess.

[TsukiKira]

...Wounded?

[meatbag77]

fucking crap

[Multi5798]

are you sure your not dead... lol

[Warthog2554]

@Multi5798 yes

[mievksc]

lol poor storm troopers xD

[markusmiless]

Stormtroopers strength:They are many if one get killed they can use another of the 10000 00000 stromtroopers.

Weakness:Bad Armor, Bad Aiming, Bad Killers, Bad-looking, often dead and they are dead before they get promoted so they have only a few commandes and officers.

[DungeonSlayer100]

@markusmiless you forgot to mention what happens to the ones that do surivive long enough to get promoted. they get choked by vader

[DMG125]

@spartan14061 well the MJOLNIR armor (Spartan armor) is a powered armor thus it would be logical to have better defense. As for the Stormtrooper armor... someone surely have little idea about human anatomy when they designed it

[mistformsquirrel]

@spartan14061 You try wearing one of those helmets - you're lucky to not trip over your own feet, let alone hit the enemy!

[blaxicat2005]

lol!!!!!!! SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! XD

[PlugPayPlayMedia]

927 stormtroopers died in the making of this video!

[labelashavoc]

the fx in this was done rather well.

[runescape2551]

press 7

[Allsoproductions]

Are you sure your not dead?

[CheezyFilms457]

lol

[FunkMasterMichael]

haha sooo funny

[SuperChuckRaney]

the armor IS DESIGNED to facilitate Death of the Clone in the case of "Area Incident" or Incidental Damage to the clone in combat situations.

This is both a budget feature of the Armor Design and a humanistic Design.

Injured Clones take too long to heal> their rapid growth to fighting maturity adversely effects their ability to heal . It is an inverse relationship.

Plus, it saves suffering, which would clog up the "clone mindset".

Better if they just die.

[DippersandSmiles]

@SuperChuckRaney Wow, you are smart! XD

[jaspersen219]

i think the armor was desinged just to look cool, master chiefs armor, on the other hand, does something for him

[XxMarcusZombocityXx]

needs an acog

[haltrman93]

@XxMarcusZombocityXx Yes, because adding an ACOG scope will affect your accuracy when you're not even using it. Go back to Lawl of Duty.

Funny video, though. Love how he came back just to kill the trooper xD

[brickarmsbattles]

That is so true!:D Stormtroopers are 1 shot, 1 kill in the movie!!:D

[No1Complainer]

Hey, the recoil on those laser guns is unreal. You try getting an accurate shot with them.

[tjdrummer13]

SO many virgins

[hakkaikakashitsugaya]

this never gets old. XD

[here57]

Stromtroopers are like the worst soldier i ever seen

they miss every shot! how'd the pass basic training!

arent they suppose to be a clone off boba fett or something?

And lastly

DOES there Armor protect anything??

im not star wars fanatic but how does stones kill storm troopers

[melgracy]

@here57 they are clones of jango fett, i think, and boba fett is an unaltered clone that jango calls his son. and when mase beheads jango, boba tries to get revenge

[pacifistattack]

"Oh my."

Loved the death of Captain Kirk reference.

[vuykfuttydty]

so.... lasers back then had horrible aim.. how interesting

[RobbyArt]

nice but fix the sound.

[codefaker]

Those other storm troopers couldn't have killed the wounded one if they wanted to. Not unless they confused him with a wall or something.

[dragonlord1689]

This reminds me of Red vs Blue XD

[VirusWire10]

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[ZhangNathan]

'Are you sure you're not dead?'

xD

[Bradsworld1]

god, the barrel would be right up to someones head and they'd still miss.

[TheLancelogan]

awesome lol

[SuperKatt22]

some people are such terrorists, they gave this video 911 dislikes!

[creed1524]

That's probably the 1st time a stormtrooper survived anything stronger than a spitball. That's why they didn't get the term "injury".

[greybrickproductons]

MAN THOSE STORMTROPERS LIT THEM UP!(shoot alot of rounds) and they still didnt maim or kill any rebels!!!!!!!!!!!

[GermanChocolateCake]

Text-book storm trooper accuracy.

[RockysToys]

lol

[MrAnnonniem]

WHATTAHEKKKK XD

[jerryseinfeldisfunny]

Finding Nemo? Mutha fucka whaaaat?

[troopersarsan]

why are there heads tilted are there helmets not on straight or is it there head?

[15svanba540]

Should we kill him? lol

[bazzo705]

do they ever hit anything? i mean EVER???

[legodeathbutt]

i know a squirl cane do better at shooting

[templechristian1]

@bazzo705 well they sure got joe good didn't they =-D

[Aeriths]

@bazzo705 Once, a fuzzy teddy bear in a forest. Much sadness ensued and the stormtrooper was executed by his superiors shortly thereafter. It's in the manual.

[AnAngryMosher]

@bazzo705 I hit a bird once :)

[DarkNeonNightmare]

@bazzo705 Well if you think about it, Droids are easy to shoot since they follow protocol procedures of how to battle and since they're machines, it would make it easy for the Clones to learn these procedures and find the sweet spot...but going agaisnt quick moving, desperate rebellions...that's another story.

[warspitejr]

@bazzo705 the wall

[Commanderblushridley]

@bazzo705 well they did hit princess leia in the begining of IV

[PSFanMike]

@Commanderblushridley: Yes, but they set their gun to Stun. If they wanted to, they could set their gun to kill, but then there would be no more princess leia.

[Commanderblushridley]

@PSFanMike LOL they should have actualy done that.

[PSFanMike]

@Commanderblushridley: Are u kidding me? If they did that, they would kill off the ONLY Female character in the entire original trilogy. It was already a sausage fest with her around. We don't need to literally force the point.

[Commanderblushridley]

@PSFanMike Yes, but if they did kill her the death star would have never been destroyed.

[PSFanMike]

@Commanderblushridley: It doesn't matter if she died or not. General Tarkin would still order troops to blow up Leia's home world of Alderan with the Death Star. If R2D2 was somehow dismantled and its memory wiped clean, then the Death Star would never be destroyed.

[Commanderblushridley]

@PSFanMike which is my point.

[claywade77]

@bazzo705 They are really good at hitting the wall. Maybe that is what they are aiming for?

[qnteban1L2P]

@bazzo705 i hit a bird once...

[mortemdrummer]

@bazzo705

no, trust me i've played battlefront, it's hard to hit anything wearing that suit, like the trooper said. they're bantha fodder lol

[SuperBatfreak]

@bazzo705 YES, but not the chief charecters D:

[fehercsongor]

@bazzo705 Yes, in the Return of the Jedi, one of them hits Leia in the shoulder.

[Killinemdead1]

@bazzo705 does your mother ever hit anything? didn't think so pussy so shut the fuck up or i'll kick your punk ass. i know exactly who you are and where you live. don't test me punk.

[Jogita6]

@Killinemdead1 *tests you*...

[ViDeoDuDe1928]

@bazzo705 That one time in episode 6 when they hit Leia in the arm.

[Spike5war]

storm troopers have terrible accuracy

[NireonPhoenixDragon]

Ha this is great! True, none of the stormtroopers ever seem to just be hurt...

[galaxysword]

Where do Storm Troopers go when they die? I always figured that they were transported to a small apartment with a huge black sphere in it, where they have to hunt aliens for points until they are killed again....

[TheHostilityking]

@galaxysword isnt that the plot to Gantz lol

[metalbro82]

i thought these were designed to make sure you were dead. Why else would we wear them? Are you sure your not dead? YES. Well what do we do with him? Should we kill him? Sounds reasonable... WHAT!? No no no no we can't kill our own man... we don't have a clearance. Lol where d people come up with this stuff?!?!

[GOODGAMERLOL]

hilarious also the suit gives you armor and survive alot.

[metalbro82]

@GOODGAMERLOL Accuattly no it doesn't it may be chemical and biologiacal warfare proof and climate controlled and what not but the plastoid armor is like kevlar. It can only take light to medium small arms fire

[mannachoochoo]

i thought that the suits were designed to kill you if we were shot, why else would we wear them?

[bleefinson]

2:10 Well then, problem solved... I think. : /

[Storm5442]

Joe: I'm just wounded

Sargent: but, your dead

Joe: I'm not dead! Just wounded

Sargent: wounded? Sargent Looks blank. are you SURE your not dead?

Joe: YES!!

[Halo3Freak714]

@Storm5442 Yes we know we just watched it

[legomaniac32100]

Has... Has this ever happened before?!?!?!?!

[imjustpork1]

ROFL!

[starwarsluvur]

So, you seen those new b-16s?

[CraziiKiidDan]

stormtrooper 1 "well what do we do??"

injured stormtrooper " welllll.... you can help me"