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  • dude i have a pug and i know who it feels when u loose your bed at the begging when he was a puppy he slept next to me but the he started liking the pillows more and now... now he uses 80% of the bed

  • nice house :)

  • lol the end his face is like "fuck you"

  • My bulldog is the same way. He acts like walking across the bed is the equivalent of traversing the sahara

  • This is too funny and so true!!! The Telus commercial works for my pup- I had to share this video of Teddy!

  • 6:23 i just fuck*** LMAO XDD

  • OMFG this adorable handsome boy, he wakes up and is like "Geez Give me time to adjust guys" HEHE CUTIEEE what a lazy boyyy

  • lmao. At the end he was like "F&^%! Why did I get out of bed?"

  • i watched all 7 mins...

  • That dog stole there bed

  • oooh i know al about it. My bulldog will not awake forr 10 o clock . And if you try you lose

  • what a fine animal!

  • hes real cute

  • WHAT A BEAUTIFUL BULLY... XOXO I MISS MINE... YOU ARE VERY FORTUNATE TO HAVE SUCH A GOOD LOOKIN DOG!

  • hes like you dick i woke up for clothes

  • I fell asleep waiting for something to happen, then woke up as the doorbell rang

  • I cried when I saw this. It was scary. Teddy is my Bulldog all over again - Harley. He has been gone for 2 years now. I still miss him so much. There is no other dog like a Bulldog. The ultimate friend, always able to make you smile and a sloppy wet kiss when you need it the most. Teddy is awesome. I hope you have him a long time.

  • @ericfan463 If only we all had 50 thousand dollars to give to south Korea in order to clone our animals... We could live with our animals forever now with new technology. I'm sorry you don't have your dogs DNA.

  • HAHAHAHA! 5:33 hope you're not peeing!

  • dog fecal matter + eyes = blindness if you're going to let him on the bed make it the bottom half

  • hahahhahha so cute!

  • he's so adorablee =)

  • what is it with dogs and doorbells? my airedale is the same....

    i LOVE Teddy...he is soo adorable...

    <3

  • "I am unimpressed" is what this dog is saying at the end of the movie.

  • 7:20 You tricked me....

  • Absolutely adoreable! I love how he was all not gettin up but as soon as the doorbell rang he was off like a rocket! I love these dogs I wish they wasn't do expensive!

  • oh my goodness hahahahaha I love this dog!

  • thumbs up if u pressed like the sec u seen the dog sleepin :P

  • did you ever try saying do you want a treat?

  • He's a fat boy mine was over weight too vet told me no more treats he said baby dick carrots and salaRy he lost 15 pounds he was at 67 he looks great more active he ain't no lil bitch no more Mug is one tough mother fucker now great video by the way...

  • He's like,"I got up for this?!"

  • cute dog

  • He's soooo sweet :)

  • what breeder did you get teddy from he is really good looking

  • mine sleeps in the same spot!!!! they love sleeping where you do

  • Teddy is just like my Gwenie Poo. I'm sure after breakfast and doing his business, he'll be exhausted and will need a nap!

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk very cool :D

  • Teddy said... "ehh im calling in sick today"

  • hes sooo fucking tired hahahaha

  • you cant blame the dog for not getting up,that bed looks pretty comfortable

  • I understand him. I cant get up eather. I take medication for it.

  • 7:24 Teddy: No thanks to you!

  • Teddy R.I.P

  • I guess teddy rememberred that he had ordered pizza before falling asleep:)

  • Hello from Puerto Rico...beautifull video...

  • I would do anything for my bulldog to be half as calm as this guy.

  • guard dog

  • 7:10 fuck my life

  • my dog does this all the time but the doorbell doesn't do anything.. you literally have to pick him up and push him to get up so most of the time he sleeps in till 2 pm

  • Hahaha what a cute little chunk :)

  • he is just tooo cute..love his one tooth sticking out at the end

  • Teddy is absolutely freaking adorable!!!! My bully jumped when the doorbell rang too.....That is really all it takes.........they are the most awesome pets!!!!!

  • Hello from Puerto Rico...what a beautifull dog!!!

  • between 1.57-2.00 thats how my grandma sounds when shes asleep =D

  • tr763... obviously, you are mentally retarded so...

    let me simplify this for you... and... why god would need to have mercy on my soul for sayin EB's are a difficult breed, i will never know.

    so there ya go tr763, you f'ing retard. Eng. Bulls are difficult, they have special needs. A prospective owner should learn about the breed before obtaining one.

    OOOOhh now i go straight to Hell, ay tr763?, you f'ing tard!!! kill yourself, please. PLEASE.

    God knows u r a tard so... best of luck.

  • His reaction to the doorbell reminds me of when your sleeping and the phone rings next to you. You answer it but you are still not awake completely and you trying to get your wits about you...

  • his ass is def sleepin on the coach at my home

  • A handsome example of an English Bulldog. I want to get a bully, once i get to an apartment that allows dogs. Obviously he enjoys the simple pleasure of sleeping in on a big soft bed. :)

  • A mouse trap on the balls would get him moving! if he had the energy to run back up the stairs he probably would have bitten you and got back in to bed! Great dog, looks quite protective and loves the comfort of a large bed. He would probably still be snoring away when you got home.

  • This looks like my dog

  • p.s. - Teddy is so awesome! Great dog. Ejoyed the vid. he's a handsome lad.

  • wtf is wrong w/me? ... several things but... wtf does that have to do w/anything?

    i luv eng. bulls. i have 3 of them, all rescues. ccouldnt live w/o them. and to me... eng. bull is best dogs on earth. however... they are not "dogs" as the avg. joe thinx of a doggy. period. end of story. they are far removed from a "normal" dog. they are not to be bought and then surprised by. know the breed first. its a difficult dog. and also a tremendous dog. the best.

  • This is a King bulldog :p

  • for those considering an english bull...

    it is completely unlike all other breeds and it is NOT a "dog" as you would normally think of a dog.

    Not even close.

    it is more like a farmyard animal mixed with a retarded human child.

    Prepare to live at the Vet and... have your life revolve around your eng. bull.

    all things considered, it is a wonderful wonderful beast but if you think it's a "dog", you are saddly mistaken. Not even close. learn the truth about them before you take one in.

  • @over700songs what the fuck is wrong with you?

  • @over700songs what u just said makes no sense and in no way helps anyone better understand a EB or how they "act". We are now all dumber for having read your comment and may god have mercy on your soul.

  • probably thought it was the pizza boy hehe

  • awesome video ! I love to have a dog like Teddy.

  • he was like "who the hell do you think you are,waking the allmighty king of snore".man they are so sweet,im getting 1 in a few days and watching these vids on youtube is just making me so inpatient..

  • Rofl best facial expressions on the dog at the end like "Bastard..."

  • 4:47 sounds just like Chris Farley! #chrisfarley

  • A+++++

  • It's human in dog!!! Ur dog and my uncle r very similar

  • Thats what happens when you try to get a bulldog up at the crack of noon.

  • Thatrs exactly like my bulldog. lol.

  • he needs his coffee

  • HahahahA I laughed out loud!!

  • Human: "C'mon Teddy. Get up. You wanna go to work?"

    Dog: "Nah. Not really." (dreaming about an XL Domino's pizza hand delivered with chicken wings)

    Human: "C'mon Teddy. Time to got to work." (ding dong, ding dong)

    Dog: "Yes! Pizza time baby!"

    Human: "Ok...he's up."

    Dog: "What the...wait. Did you just...did you...oh no you didn't."

  • The man's voice sounds like how the dog is feeling.

  • 4:57 So cute how he gets up with his eyes closed! lol <3 Thats me in the morning haha

  • 7:24 "you son of a bitch it was you that rang the doorbell"

  • I love that he almost got out but the second he hit that squishy blanket he said, "Nope. Stayin here."

  • so cute i want it

  • I love Teddy!!!

  • 7:24 he put's on an epic face!

  • Dude sounds like Penn Jillette, lol.

  • I thought when he looked at the dry cleaning he was gonna cock his leg....Sitting here with tears of laughter running down my face!! Poor Teddy!! lol xx

  • DO you have a breeder contact for teddy. id like one from his bloodline?

  • my bulldog arnold never gets up....unless he needs to take a shit

  • it looks and sounds like my dog tootsey witch is the mom of the puppies on my channel

  • All my manlyness = gone

  • so funny i love this dogs

  • Rough night, eh, Teddy?

  • lol thats so funny. He's so tired. He was thinking about getting out of bed and was like, no, Ill sit here. lol

  • 6:41 he like WTF!?!

  • Teddy probably like shut the hell up i just woke up!!

  • love when he finnallly sits up and his eyes are still closed!

  • That snoring sounds like farting.

  • is he always sleeping in the bet?

  • omg his face at the end, soo cute ahaha

  • lol probably dog was thinking, shut up bitches lemme sleep

  • I think he's saying "do I look like I wanna get up !??"

  • LOL @ 7:13 he's like, "Oh...damn... :/"

  • This act and looks just like my Bullie, "BUG"

  • tough life lol

  • i want one lol. 

  • when the dooebell rings hes like "AHHHH VISITORS!!!! HEY YOU WITH THE CAMERA DROP EVERYTHING AND WELCOME THEM AND AND AND UMMM HOW DO I LOOK? does this fur make me look fat? you know wat dont answer that." he runs downstairs "WELL HEEELLLLOOOOO......oh.......cr­ap.....i hate you guyss"

  • "Thanks alot"

  • I am a door bell. Your argument is invalid.

  • i want one, are they really high mantainance?

  • @bethsiaz they're definitely one of the higher maintenance breeds. They're also probably the most expensive breed there is.

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  • Haha did not know dogs do that haha

  • LOL you guys need to Get a amp detector and find out how loud he is lol GOD SOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE I WANT HIM LOL

  • see's the laundry )) shit man FUCK i got out of bed for this?!

  • this...is...fucking...adorable­...just like my bulldog buster brown

  • "mother fuckers......."

  • cute, he is really wrinkly

    

  • 07:26 god dammit u make me get up of my bed !

  • Nice dog

  • I want your couch!

  • If dogs could swear...

    

  • These dogs are adorable, but I can't imagine what they must cost to maintain, not to mention they cost 1,000 plus dollars.

  • hahhahaahhhahhah

  • nice house :D

  • lol

  • This dog is my true solemate.

  • Just like our Bella :)

  • Must be a Monday.

  • lol at the end, Teddy "Not Cool man"

  • Good for you for letting him keep his balls

  • (bulldog owner) "I hope youre not peeing!" !!!!!! That is soooooooo true. A bulldog will do that because you pissed them off. :) That man was being serious!!

  • ahhhh so cute

  • hahaha 'nighty night'

  • god boy!

  • Lmao I love dogs

  • he is the most yummiest thing ever! he has so much personality! how old is he now? do you have many health problems with him? how could you say no to that beautiful wrinkly face! ahhh just want to eat him up!

  • Look how protective dogs are even the laziest

  • So we all say - they are not going to sleep in the bed. What happens once they have arrived in our life - they get to sleep in the bed. What a cutie!!!!

  • @the1eloise i'm about to buy an english bulldog and i keep saying that i'm not gonna let him get on the bed.....you think i'll fail?

  • @AnaruXII Of course you will fail!!! We bought a puppy (no english bulldog) and we just couldn't stand his crying in his own bed so we took him in bed with us...besides you won't even notice the moment when he will be the King of the Bed! :)

  • @AnaruXII yes.... you will fail :) but it isnt so bad :)

  • Oh wow, the disappointment in his face when he saw nothing at the door was priceless. Poor little smoosh ball.

  • What a great dog!!!! nice house too eh

  • haha for a good two minuets hes like WTF is going on

  • I love Teddy already (:

  • He is cute. Do you recommend the English bulldog

  • Looks really tired or lazy

  • what a boss lmao

    

  • This dog is ssssooooo cute

  • loved this

    

  • Does anybody ever WANT to go to work!?....lol

  • they have a really bad hearing!

  • ironically...he's actually in great shape...for a bully ;-)

  • he's like a teenager

  • 'Hope you're not peeing' <--- I've said the same thing with my pug in that position!

  • while i was watching this my dog was barking as hell

  • He's sleeps like an old man haha cute.

  • LOOL

  • wow!!! this is such a hilarious video! thanks for posting

  • oh my gosh, what an adorable dog!! I have a bulldog mix and she acts exactly like this. She also shoots out of bed if we say "wanna go outside!?"

  • that dog looks pissed even when hes happy

  • nice place

  • I love bulldogs. Teddy reminds me of my boyfriend.

  • 6:40 when the doorbell actually rings

  • @bouncyballblue It was the squeaking of the door to make the ears strained

  • he's pissed lol

  • Lol bulldogs snore

  • Bulldogs a good dog to get?

  • boy your voice sounds raspy

  • Pavlov's dog. Anyone? Anyone?

  • 20 people hate bulldogs

  • "you bastards tricked me!"

  • That has to be the best video I've ever seen on youtube!!! Hes soooooooooooo cool! Lovely house by the way!

  • I thought I was going to watch a cute little bulldog jump for the doorbell. But I guess I was watching a dog sleep for about 6 minutes.

  • Bulldog snores are the best!

  • reminds me of my dad...

  • @MilkyStreets Me too :D

  • aww reminds me completly of my last bulldog ha did the same thing but past away :'(

  • Oh my God, this is cute and funny, I laughed double because my bulldog acts the same way. I have to wake him up everyday for breakfast and potty time