Hilarious Christian Prank Call

[Scotish223332]

@kermitann97 You seem to be using Caps Locks, brother.

So I will have to send you to a all-paid expense trip to Siberia till you stop using Caps Locks.

May the lord bless you.

(Nothing personal) (Play violin)

[dandiaz19934]

@kermitann97 who said it was an atheist who did it?

[Pillowpants8495]

I'm just curious, how much of this did you have planned? How much did you just come up with? I'm a huge fan of this and I'm just curious.

[BenAliGtor]

Hilarious!

[templerunes]

LMAO



[lilangel0072]

LOL!! hahaha shame the guy seemed so nice

[hailsatan666abortion]

hail satan! hail satan! hellfire upon all! Theron shai hulud sic transit bar kokhba!

[templerunes]

@hailsatan666abortion LMAO, fucking troll.



[mattshane]

can you help me with my uh saint...anism?

[a0eoj]

That was funny when the pious theotard tried to discredit the caller by asking if he's a reverend. Then the caller answers, "yes I actually sent away for $16.95......and now I'm an ordained reverend." 

[planeshaperman]

Christians are so racist

[allalong3]

Facts learned from this video:

James Dobsin is not a minister.

Focus on the Family is not a theological organization.

So how exactly does it have tax exempt status?

[SumaraiVaan]

Why are all of these idiots hammering on Christians? It's a freakin prank call!

[Johnnymay86]

@SumaraiVaan Because the biggest prank of all is Christianity. Perhaps religion as a whole. :P

[FlipTheDish]

@Johnnymay86 DUDE YOU ARE MY HERO. lol

[phlizmo]

@randomcrackers Its one guy.. not christians. besides the guy is being nice trying to handle someones issues sincerely.

[Salment]

That was the best prank call ever...!

Five stars

[IkantfindTheSpacebar]

Lol!

[BrandonTheRemix]

Fail is fail

[SoupBone22]

@BrandonTheRemix Faggoty commenter is faggoty.

[BrandonTheRemix]

@SoupBone22

suck my dick, OR COCK

[trefz88]

all u did was waste this mans time.... and he was very nice.

Prank Fail

[AgentCarter]

this wasnt funny at all. all he did was talk to him, and ask retarded questions which the guy fielded perfectly fine. this was complete shit

[TimeDivider]

Religion is a cancer to society, as an atheist, I believe all religion should be wiped from the Earth by any means necessary. I must that the representative was definitely courteous. Nice guy.

[SumaraiVaan]

@TimeDivider You can't force us to not have a religion. Just as we can't force you to have one. It's a free country. We can do anything we want, as long as it's not hurting or damaging anyone or anything.

[shadowrider6]

ha, i did this and said my friend was a homosexual and asked how to get him fixed so he didnt go to hell and she read scripture to me for like 6 minutes. ide love to be on the other end of the line and fuck with christians.

[ElDLo]

lol I almost felt bad for the guy, he seemed so nice... almost.

[handicappedonkey]

what the hell

[pwoolverton170]

"His blood covers us"... omfg Christianity is sick

[Cyraside]

It's disgusting.

[painstrulove]

haha seriously.

If any other religion said that, Christians would protest, but with Jesus its ok to be cannibals and covered in blood.

[kbksk8]

your a literal.

"cannibals"??

ha, get your facts straight.

[painstrulove]

The main fixation in most Xian sects is the eating of Jesus's "body" and drinking his "blood". Now obviously, its just a cracker and some wine. But the symbolism of it is pseudo-cannibalism; or at least it would be looked at that way if the Xians were passing judgment on another religion engaging in that sort of activity.

[kbksk8]

uhhhhh,

whts your point??

[painstrulove]

I made it 3 months ago.

[kbksk8]

that doesnt tell me your point.

[painstrulove]

So read my original comment. What other point would you like me to make?

[kbksk8]

Your comment 3 months ago.

STILL has absoultley no point,

youre basically just rambling a statement.

[painstrulove]

Yea, pretty much.

It's not supposed to be a thesis statement. It's not even an argument to pose while in debate. It's just me agreeing with someone.

What do you expect? If you want me to answer a question or discuss a point, private message me.

[kbksk8]

ugh,

theres nothing to argue about here.

telling by the looks of your comments on your page.

you have alot against Christians.

[painstrulove]

Indeed I do. And while the comment I made was mere fun and clowning around, the reasons for my disagreement with Christianity is gravely serious.

[kbksk8]

if it was so serious,

why are you clowning around.?

okay answer this.

Do you believe you evolved?

are you ANY religion?

[painstrulove]

Let me answer your first question with an example scenario: our disagreement with Al Quaeda is based on gravely serious issues, but some still clown around by calling them "towel-heads". Get it?

No, I do not believe humans evolved, I know they evolved because of confirmation from every independent discipline, and the overwhelming amount of evidence, and lack of any evidence to the contrary.

No, I do not believe in any god or gods. I belong to no religion. I am a rationalist.

[SumaraiVaan]

@painstrulove Dude. The Blood is wine with a little water in it, and the body is some really bad bread. We're not really eating anyone.

[baskid1127]

i'm not sure yall know what yall are talking about. when Jesus died, he was an everlasting sacrifice. in the old testament, when you sinned you were to kill an animal to be forgiven. then God sent his son, Jesus, to live a perfect live and die onthe cross by choice. "to be covered by his blood" is figurative. every time we sin, his death covers it because he died for all sins present and future. Christians are not cannibals, that just ridiculous. haha.

[SumaraiVaan]

@pwoolverton170 Dude. This is an idiot making a prank call. Don't insult christians. There are idiots for every religion. Even if you're atheist- there's plenty of idiot atheists too.

[magiczors]

Your ass is crazy

[AvigayilNeshama]

This is hilarious.