German Speaking Hints

[LordKozy]

verpisse dich!!! genial!!! xDDD

[salat]

ja ne, alter!

[jerentino]

jhahaahahahah

[Gwenifar100]

In this intention "Alter" has not the meaning "Age" (das Alter), but is the shortcut of "Old man" (der Alte). "Alter " you can only say to MEN. In germany no-one says Alter to a girl or woman. That´s nonsense..."Alter" only use boys or men when they talk among themselves. And better behaved girls don´t use that word in conversation with a boy or man. For a girl this is prole language!

[Swaggerking94]

only retards speak like this in germany or azzlacks !

[geeXpiriri9]

Ja ne, Du bist echt so genial, Altah!

XDDDDDD

Trollin' the germans~ XD

[Sweetsaimaithai]

soory ey aber das is echt Behindert ALTER!

[iFibonacci]

komisch da bei mir keiner so schreit xD

[freibiermusic]

ohhhhhhh mannn ALTER

!! :D

[SuperNarutoFox64]

ja man voll das krasse deutsch aldaaaaa

un voll krass schnell aldaaaa

.....

das mit dem verpisse dich solltes du weglassen

stell dir ma vor da geht son englischer schüler in den deutschunterricht

und sagt das zu seiner lehrerin...xDDDDD

just imagine that....

okay...ich gebs zu..bei dem gedanken muss ich lachen xDDD

[MonotuneMc]

servas oider

[xXAllahSucksXx]

man , bist du Scheiße !

Fuck Off : )

[thomasfischer1337]

for the english boys n girls over here:

"alter" and "dude" are kind of the same shit

for example:

"dude wazzuuuuup" - "alter was geeeht"

[CAChab93]

(du hast "mann" vergessen mann)

Bist du Schotte mit deutschen Eltern ?

Dein Englisch ist doch besser als dein Deutsch oder alter?

Alter auch wenn dein Deutsch sehr gut klingt man.

Interessiert mich grad.

[EwieMira]

ALTER!

[EwieMira]

haha okay ich fand's richtig cool :D

[SeeYaAtSilentHill]

hahahaha your awsome!

[Chocol8ChipCookies12]

Alter is doch eigentlich nur das deutsche Äquivalent zu dude oder man, ne?

Wo ist das Problem? :D

[Loucheen]

Hmm.. ich muss sagen, ich benutze das Wort "alter" auch ziemlich oft. Ist wohl eine ziemlich schlechte Angewohnheit. Vor allem, weil es eigentlich auch gar nicht passt. xD

[Charmedsweet]

Have you noticed how he changes his voice when he speaks German? That happens to me too o.0 It's weird.

[pageplant7t7]

Is "alter" used in the southern German dialect?

[faselblaDer3te]

@pageplant7t7

It's used by adolescents in all of Germany ;D

But in the south, it can be variegated as "Oida" (it then is also written like this).

Example: "Ich komm aus Bayern, oida/Oida" (meaning "I'm from Bavaria, dude")

[pageplant7t7]

@faselblaDer3te Danke, dass war Hilfreich! :D

I'm in German 2 right now and I plan on going to Germany, sometime. I just wanted to have a better idea of what I would be saying haha

[paeppi]

@faselblaDer3te fiiiix oida ;-)

[tangapirat]

@pageplant7t7 forget the word "alter" it is only used by idiots

[HvBFan1]

ICh denke ich spreche für jeden hier, wenn ich sage: Alter, verpiss' dich!"

[TheIritify]

!ja altaaa so ist das altaaa!stop teaching ppl this assideutsch lol

[netherWl]

ey ne alter so sprechen deutsche nicht alda

[Oreganoschokolade]

fehlt nur noch "und so" :DD

[strawberrynoodls]

''ne'' ist vogtländisch!

[genau14zeichen]

Alter kann auch einfacch ohne irgendeinen zusammenhang benutzt werden...

[SuperKekseEsser]

wenn er deutsch redet gibts ein GESICHTSZIRKUS

[DeadCry1000]

digga ich hab alles sischa guck doch digga was los Zucchini digga, Senf... was brauchst du digga sag :D

[sonnykind03000]

ja und man sagt nicht ja hallo alter wie geht es dir sondern ja hallo alter wie gets dir!!

is nur n tipp nimms nich so ernstXD

[HvBFan1]

@sonnykind03000 Noch besser einfach nur "Gude" oder "Tach" ^^

[sonnykind03000]

was solln der scheiß??!

kener würde so oft alter in nem satz sagenXD

is ja voll dämlich HAHA aber lustig bisste ja VERPISS DICH ALTER XD

[Zimtsternkruemel]

Assi-deitsch ;D

[erinl400]

aah is he joking?? troll???

[Gangsterchecker94]

haha :D

und jetzt VERPISSE DICH

ich würde niemals das wort "alter" benutzen. das is ja voll scheiße, ALTER!

[TheCaptnCaps]

Das 'alter' kommt vor den Satz nicht hinter.

[Soulburn1991]

@TheCaptnCaps Alter, was redest du denn da, Alter? Alter kann mitten im Satz kommen Alter, aber auch am Anfang und Ende, Alter. Macht überhaupt kein Unterschied, Alter.

[TheCaptnCaps]

No one says Bullscheiße in Germany...

[Ironmaiden1411]

Das eine kommentar ist echt am geielzten das steht den letzten satz den du gesagt hast hörte sich an als ob du deutsch wärst

[Eriction9000]

verpiss dich and not verpisse dich ! :D

[mjtred999]

also den letzten satz den hast du echt so gebracht, als wärst du deutsch :D

[changesx3]

Alter der redet ja richtig gut deutsch kein Akzent 0.o !Bist du deutscher? :p

[TheMcShay]

congrats, now you speak like a german idiot

[Halgaz666]

Alter was der labert ey brutaler dünnschiss xD

[Gronkor]

Very nice.

Next time you'll have to teach the audience the use of the beautiful word "Dicker"/"Digga".

[TheKomando007]

du bringst mit dem Vid den Ausländern die Sprache der deutschen Assozialenschicht bei:)

[LLadyluluu]

Alter, ich mag deine Lektionen :D

[RelativRelevant]

Ok got it now. He's just a dumbass Scherzkeks... embarrassing

[RelativRelevant]

if he is german maybe he wanted to make ja joke, but it wasn't funny at all...

[RelativRelevant]

It does mean "dude". I'm german. So don't worry :) But all the words he used did not make any sense in his german sentences. I mean you do not say "Yeah bro :) and now fuck off!!!".

[Lauragoestothemall]

ja man alter nich jeder sagt alter! :D haha

stimmt schon :) mit alter und ne hört es sich viel deutscher an! :D

[itsmonstamoe]

I thought alter means "dude"...? Lol that would be really funny if this were a prank.

[babeegurlLISAann]

@itsmonstamoe Haha, yea, you're right!

It's pretty much used for "dude" ;) No worries!

[LeBenoit660]

"It stays the same in the past tense!" Hilarious! Hab gut gelacht, danke!

[Darkhunter75]

Dass war genial, ich komme aus dem Lachen nicht mehr raus.

[CrazyShitAtGaming]

XD you are funy Alter :D but i could wirite german... You will understand ist. Es sieh echt lustig aus wenn du so starke gestikulierts beim sprechen ;) Aber warum sagst du das du Kathrin heißt? :D Naja egal, cooles Video alter und jetzt verpisst euch alle ;)

ps: intrsting 4 everybody who don´t speak german: verpiss dich, means piss off

[toothfareie]

lmao.. "and now...fuck you!"

[CatwormsAndDugongs]

ja mann , alter ey ich hab bis zu ende nich gecheckt das du duetsch bist -.- ....ne

[aninhadsm]

try to learn portuguese!

and your french, omg, i'd like to speak like you, dude!

[21Rushisaband12]

all the people who speak spanish and think they're cool i don't know what they're saying, i just throw so german at them and the look on their face is priceless

[ShawtyManeFanxxx]

@psycho4music um no definitely not :'D

[YourBuddyDaniel]

Und jetzt, verpisse dich. LOL

[09Lucinda]

I AM LEARNING GERMAN IN SCHOOL AND WOULD REALLY BENEFIT FROM SOME USEFUL TIPS ,CAN ANTONE TELL ME WHAT 'ALTER' 'NE' and 'YA' MEANS

thankyou :-)

[Seraph2384]

@09Lucinda

"Alter" means something like "Dude"

"Ne?" is the short version of "u know?" in the ending

and Ya...is a simple yes

[darkferiousity]

@09Lucinda ja spelled with a j instead of y is yes

alter is dude and ne is no simply short form for nein

[Vaney0]

@09Lucinda you can say "Alter" to a grandpa .. but that's not very respectfully :D almost an insult ;D & "Alte" to grandma ;)

"ne" is also the short form from "ein/eine/einer"

and "Ja" is "Yes", means also "okay" :)

[stockinettestitch]

I get the feeling my kid'll get in trouble if he says this in German class. Or are you non-diabolical? lol

[LordValnar]

not "jetzt verpisse dich" but "jetzt verpiss dich"

Alter means something like "Dude"

And "ne" shouldn´t be used so often otherwise people will think you´re retarded. xD

[ToxicxIgnition]

Although adding words like "ja ne alter" will make you sound more German, it makes your German sound incredibly stupid.

Ne- shortened form of eine, short for nein....

ja- means both yes and is used for emphasis

alter- sounds just dumb.

[Sketch828]

southpark taugh me german

Wir mussen die juden ausrotton

[733eeggee337]

@ShawtyManeFanxxx

In one of his videos he explains that he was born in Germany, then moved to the Netherlands (= movies only with original voices and Dutch subtitles -> Americanish accent), and now lives in Scotland.

[ShawtyManeFanxxx]

@mrjosh112358 well it's not an english one! and t sounds kore american than english

[Daadener]

Ja, geil Alter, ne?

[EvitaLuisa]

Nun, ja, in gewisser Hinsicht (Betonung -- "in gewisser...") ist dieses Vid lustig.

[moqq666]

don't use alter omg its like u using ... , bro at the end of a sentence

[JrsRage]

What the fuck is Alter?

[LaViennaa]

@JrsRage means nothing. just say it, sounds good for germans :P

[TheArthragon]

@JrsRage it means dude

[ShawtyManeFanxxx]

DUDE! You were born in England. You live in germany. You speak in an american accent.... WHUT THA FUCK?

[MrJosh112358]

@ShawtyManeFanxxx that's definitely not an american accent, bud XD

[robonightmare]

@ShawtyManeFanxxx

That accent is definitely not American... It sounds that way, but there's holes in it; if you know what I mean.

[LordValnar]

@ShawtyManeFanxxx

He was born in Germany and lives in England.

[PsYcHo4MuSiC]

@ShawtyManeFanxxx He speaks with a British accent...

[AFog92]

@ShawtyManeFanxxx Totally does NOT have an American accent. But it is different and very cool!!

[ShawtyManeFanxxx]

NOT "verpisse dich" BUT "verpiss' dich"

[dankwarth]

in der umgangssprache sagt aber niemand "verpisse dich". das klingt total komisch! man sagt nur "verpiss dich" ohne e

[wendyspwnsu]

wait, i take german... and im very familiar with alot of words meaning completely different things, wehn used in certain contexts....

): i wish you would have explained what alter even means in this context... the top comment says... its like saying dude

[HipHop8121]

Don't use 'alter' in german class.

[j1j8]

@thelastjack92 ... You assumed wrong. Im from Germany.

Also wenn ich mich über Deutschland lustig mache, dann mach ich mich auch gleich über mich selbst lustig.

Aber ist schon ok, wenn du das nicht verstehst, man muss ja nicht alles in der Welt verstehen :)

[HetaliaGermany2011]

you suck

du bist scheiße

[Duftertyp1]

Hier einige Verbesserungsvorschlaege:

Alter, ey junge,wie geht es dir man? Mein Name ist so Kathrin, ne und ich bin 12 Jahre alt, echt jetz man! Ich habe so voll eine Schwester, alter! Ich wohne in Schottland, weisse was ich mein? Und jetzt verpiss dich mal ey LOL.

Gerade im ersten Satz wird der Gegensatz zwischen Alter und Junge verdeutlicht, welcher der Einleitung Spannung und Sprachvielfalt verleiht, junge echt jetzt! Alter man ey!

[xBeckkix]

i'm going to suggest this to my german teacher . she'll probably go off on a rant about how it isn't proper . :/

[kcor4]

If you want to sound like a douchebag then by all means go ahead and use it. Do you ever hear a bunch of fucks saying 'bro' all the time? What's up, bro? Bro, that's fuckin' sweet. Come at me, bro!

This is your German equivalent. It's for stupid fucks that don't know they're stupid fucks.

[TheOmuur]

@kcor4

Oh. Whew I almost became a stupid fuck. Thanks for saving me...bro.

[kcor4]

@TheOmuur It appears I was too late to save you. These others still have a chance though.

[MisterKillerkopf]

Dont use "alter". This word is just for gipsies and idiots.

[DJSatomiiii]

you speak very very well ! Its Just one thing wrong verpisse dich isnt german any german teacher will kill you :b It call verpiss dich its a heavy diffrent haha becourse in german you make only acsents

[RostameJahangir]

If you think German is rough-sounding language, you are very wrong

[HerrOttoKranz]

@RostameJahangir Indeed. Some people who don't know it are so full of prejudice... They think you have to bark or something, when in fact it can sound just wonderful. My favourite word is "Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung".

[ChristopherD1991]

so what the hell does "Alter" even mean???

[Toocay]

@ChristopherD1991 It's maybe the same like "dude". Just more "gangster-ish".

[Toocay]

@ChristopherD1991 The mean meaning is "age".

[asdfasdsfsa]

If you want to come across as a real pro you have to also include "halt so", "ein auf den" and "dies das".

[asdfasdsfsa]

Mag deinen Humor ;)

[EqoSchnitte]

ok now i teach u sth:

ur pronounciation is so wrong!

alter means not age it means old

stop this shit dude

[SuperAmazingfilms]

@EqoSchnitte ??? er sagt doch nur das es in der übersetzung das alter einer person gemeint ist, oder kannst du keine videos angucken??

[andrecha1]

@EqoSchnitte u serious? lol

[andrecha1]

@EqoSchnitte you dont say ich bin 12 jahre alter, you say ich bin 12 jahre alt

[nuk43697]

Hab schon mal gelernt...

"Lasst doch den scheiss alter!"

[sarnokh]

Haha, sehr gelacht. Gute Englische Aussprache übrigens. ;)

[Garedenofeden]

You are so cute, no matter what language you speak! = )

[inake1111]

bwahaha! Sehr witzig Alter! Jaaa? Gruesse aus Suedafrika ne!

[rubiks2010]

Verpisse dich means fuck off :)

[Kollweier]

next time use digga! DIGGER!

[DaColdFlash]

are u born in england or in germany? cause neither you german or your english pronounciation is perfect :P

[gergely007]

Wooww, a british jerk able to learn other language. Just a problem English language among in Germanese language family. BTW nice act to learn an essence of a foreign culture.

[AleksJaroslawska]

@gergely007 lol he is german. he moved to england.

[gergely007]

@AleksJaroslawska

oh shit so thats why he had a fuckin bowlingball form head! :D BTW nice clean english accent he had, but its not so hard to learn like german. Look at me, my native language one of the hardest and I can learn this.

He cant stand anymore that shits what call foods in Germany? Schotch better?

[AleksJaroslawska]

@gergely007 haha yes. my language is one of the hardest too. polish, im trying to learn german so lets see how that goes. btw here, in one of his videos "who is j1j8-continued" he explains his accent,he also has a german channel, ive been watching him for a while. bye!

[tysiaczek144]

usefull tips, but anyway i'm not going to speak german like this.. i would cause a lot of laugh :PP if some foreigner would speak with a polish slang it would sound really weird.. for me ..unnatural .. :P

[sebo24197]

verpisse dich :P gut gemacht, great job, dobro napravljeno < learn Croatian xD

[1037lex]

Gut gemacht alter abe ich nicht verstien was ist alter?

-sehr gut

[HeartMiHaters]

y do i have a feeling that hes cussing at us in the end... :\ im probably rong but ohh well :)

[AeroxR2oo8]

Wow, long time ago when i laughed like that :)

You rock, alter! xD

[TheAlabastianBoyz]

would sound much better this way:

Ey Junge alter ich habe eine schwester man, alter junge ey ich wohn voll korekt in krass schottland junge

[iwytfmahayc]

@TheAlabastianBoyz

wer redet denn so? xD

[velthon]

Slang it's not a very good way to learn a language, I mean you may learn it later. When you really know the language

[iwytfmahayc]

@velthon

but if you try to make friends in germany and you know the word "alter" you have very good chances that they will really like you ;p

[velthon]

Bullsheissen!

[1EpicLulz]

@viperdustin10

That because the do, and they ride polar bears

[SamiMarieB]

Er ist voll von scheisse. Ja...

[SamiMarieB]

And another thing, he's totally full of shit. He's trying to make American's sound like idiots...

[iwytfmahayc]

@SamiMarieB

because americans ARE idiots

[SamiMarieB]

@iwytfmahayc Obviously, I'M not because I knew better. Not all of us are. Just 99.9% which equals about...oh...31 people that aren't idiots.

[iwytfmahayc]

@SamiMarieB

cool! 31 people :D that's a lot ;)

[SamiMarieB]

They learn English through Media... Haha. That's why they sound like American Teenagers. There's no English channel. It's all American Media.

[HamonLord]

you're from the united kingdom, but you don't have a british accent when speaking english?

[Bangandurded]

lol. idiot. alter means old or older.

[KonsolN]

@Bangandurded

Its Slang.

Its like the word "man" in english.

"Yeah man!" = "Ja Alter"

But its pronounced as differently

"Alder" sounds more chilled

"Alta" sounds more agressive

"alda" has a lot of veriatys

[EisteeWOB]

Yes u say this wrong ; Und jetzt verpisse dich ...this is right : Jetzt verpisst dich .

Alter , was geht XD

U speak accent free ... cool :)

[Tikioee]

alterr was geht ab? wie ist ihre schwesterr diesen tagen?

[michaelgrella]

Was ist los Alta? Deutsch ist meine erste sprache alta.

[Dampfplauderer96]

@michaelgrella richtig so :D

[rocco133]

haha alter bring denen noch ''weißt 'wie isch mein?'' ''Lan'' und '' Tschüüsch'' bei.

[feuerzwerg9]

es heisst auch in Deutschland Bullshit un nit Bullscheiße

[TheCherryBlossom17]

i like germany :3

[lischensummsebiene]

man youre an idiot

[PowerGamingHD]

FUCK GERMAN

[michaelgrella]

@PowerGamingHD Fick dich Alta.

[PowerGamingHD]

@michaelgrella ?

[michaelgrella]

@PowerGamingHD Buwahahaha, vielleicht sollten Sie gehen und Deutsch lernen.

[mssoiff18]

how about some austrian german? ;D

[NotFamousKid]

Lmao alterrrrr

[Downtownpatrol]

@NotFamousKid your comment made my night! haha

[albertagento]

i didnt know u ware 12 years old hahaha :D

[MangoonWolf]

yeah alter XD

[Isipeasylemonsqueezy]

Alter,bisschen bescheuert biste ja oder? aber lustig :D

äähm dieses ja, ne verwende ich jetzt eher nich so aber dafür sachen wie: chainz, docs, hairs, holz.. ein paar Slangwörter aus dem kreis M-V wo kommst du her?

[321suhaib]

DUDE UR SCARF IS A PALESTANIANE SCARF

[goeki93]

OMG wie gut du deutsch sprechen kannst..sau schnell xD

[MorgueSweetHome]

Jung, du hast dezent einen an der Waffel... Aber ich finds cool x) Bring die Leutz doch net auffe falschen Weg, die wirklich Deutsch lernen wollen xD

[emmymaria123]

du bist ein Deutscher?

ich liebe deine deitsche accent (accent)?

meine deitsch ist nicht so good

jaja tschüss

[CupcakePirate]

@emmymaria123 I think you mean to say "Meine Deutsch ist schlecht" oder "Meine Deustsch ist nicth so gut". Also accent is aksent im Deustch. =)

[lilli2708]

@emmymaria123 "deitsch" is the way you say "deutsch" in a tyrolean dialect :)