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  • its late where i am and like when you started making the deep voice i busted out laughing and woke everyone up XD

  • LOL Go Class of '09!!

  • For the record, I think your grad cap makes you look even more hot then usual.

  • 0:49-0-46 LMFAO! HAHAHAHAHA LOL! congrats on gradumataion!

  • follow him wherever he may goooooooooooo llalalala I like that song.

  • I graduated at San Francisco's baseball stadium. Be happy you weren't on the jumbo screen with your messed up hair because of the stupid cap. grrr

  • OMG!!!! i am going to help you get this video on t.v because then you would be famous!!! {and i would get 30%}

  • okay wow. Congrats in the fab hair! How do you do it?!

  • sister act!

  • i started pissing my pants at 0:48

  • lmfao the ending" Your pussys smell great'' ? I cant stop laughing :D

  • :P Spartan...

  • 0:48 LAWLZ!

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  • I dig your cardigan.

  • you graduataed on my birthday!!!

  • this is hilarious!

    omg and the thingingamagin was pissing me off too lol i got it in my mouth so many times

    Class of 2009!

  • Your dog is so funny, oh my god.

  • hey i just gradumatated too!

    and the friggin rules about bags and caps...STUUUPID!

    but ya..

    hahah

    UR FUNNEHHH!!!!

    i totally want to make a vid with you! haha

    your random like me and my friend zack(you commented one of our vids)

    so i thought id watch yours and ya...your fantasticalicious! =D

    keep it up=)

    much<3, brittany

  • UUgghh! Why are people so closed minded about man purses (bags?!). People, people, move to Europe, even straight men use man bags! YEAHHH! MEN: Claim your God Given Right to wear a man bag! :)

  • LMAO.. i did the same thing the night before my graduation.. gosh.. that was a month ago :(.. i feel old

  • LOOOOOL!

  • We didn't need to take our caps off for the National Anthem.

  • I got so annoyed with my tassel, always smacking me in the face, lol.

  • I graduated before you, lol.

    Just by a few days.

  • congrats on your gradumatation!

    loved the sister act part :)

  • SISTER ACT----work.

    Pomp and Circumstance is bullshit. There I said it! My graduations have all been UNCOMFORTABLE and full of SWEAT.

    But I'm sure yours went SPLENDID!

    Hope your mortar board wasn't ruining your GOOD HUR.

  • haha our hs graduation was outside, and during the valedictorian speech, black clouds started rolling in and it started pouring down rain...and they kept moving along with the ceremony...outside...for a graduating class of about 500....lol it was great.

  • I was the same way with my tassle! oh my god. I told everyone if they wanted to find me, look for the retard trying to eat her tassle. hahaha.

    I totally thought we all looked like priests since ours were white lol

    &&&&

    you are so damn cute.

  • I have dog named Dakota too! :D

  • i ran into my wall the morning of my graduation and thought i broke three of my toes haha

    turns out i didn't, but it hurt like a bitch to walk down the aisle!

    congrats! hope your hair didn't get messed up ;)

  • wear it..how ever the f.. u want.,.its ur day man!!

  • aaaw felicidads...recuerdo mi graduacion .,.bonito momento!!!

  • i'm so jealous that you've already graduated. i'm not even done classes yet. i don't even get to technically graduate until november. i mean seriously?

  • You look so good (:

    Congratulaations!

    :D

  • belated congrats!!

    lookin' good =D

  • lol i always got my tassel in my mouth too

    congratulations on your graduation :)

  • At leat you have a normal color for your graduation robes.. my school was hideous UT burnt orange, everyone looked like walkin pumkins especialy the plump peeps!

  • jeez ur life is reli hard!

  • i wish i was a guy.

    so you could like me.

    :[[[[

  • HAHAAAAAAHHAHA

  • congratumalations :]

  • yayy jordin! you look so good!!

  • don't kill the dog, let them eat fucking hat, or what ever it supposed to be, personally - i would rather wear turban or ikebana ( you know - from japan ) on my head ;) Dog likes it!

  • hey, congratulations for your graduation!!! nice vid by the way, i really love your vids.

  • OMG. I completely forgot I had subscribed to you.... you are hands down th cutest/funniest person Ive ever seen on YT! lol! Well your 2nd to me but 2nds good right? LOL!

    Love ya!

    robxx

  • Congratulations dude! You are one of the funniest guys on the net. Good luck to you and have a great rest of summer!

  • you're fabulash <3

  • ur hair is amazing, like dr. dreamy :D

    i wish i had that hair lol

    ur pussy smell pretty great too

  • nice ending line hahaha...congratulations!!!

  • haha, you're on so many drugs, sweetie.

    congratulations on graduating!

  • I still have a week and a half before I graduate.

    Not fair.

  • lol tassels really taste gross..i even actually somehow caught it once in my eye and actually blinked and it hurt like a ......(my mom doesnt let me cuss) but i just gradumatated<--did i spell that right??(haha) friday so im excited

  • I ate some spicy food earlier, and I just had to have a massive piss out of my ass!

  • Hahaha, its sooo funny. when ur shouting at the dog and at ur cap. hah hillarious.

  • we're not allowed to wear caps. people think they're dangerous.

  • wtf?

  • Pray tell how?

  • They could poke someone in the eye. Or if you throw them in the air they could "hit someone on the head and cause them bodily harm."

  • Congratulations on your gradumatation. I hope you will continue to post vids.

  • Congrats! And... please don't kill your dog...

  • Sister Act!!! BAHAHA, badass choir selection.

  • Aww your so kawaii XD

  • ITS NOT GIRL CARTOONS!

  • If you only knew how good you look as a boy

  • Congratution Jordan!

  • omg this was really funny!

  • 1:58 lol!

  • WHERE R U GONNA CELEBRATE

  • this was funny... the beginning was really funny though

  • LOL Yay! Congradulations! Wyhat are you gonna do know? BTW more power to you on carrying your man bag cause I do too. I gots too much important crap not to....wont say what mine has on it cause its nerdy but yea hope the ceremony went well and your bangs were all good and they didnt give you lip, my school wasnt near as crazy about details like that or removing them during the NA. Have fun and stay cute!

  • Congrats to you Jordan!!!! I hope despite the bad rehearsal the ceremony was something you enjoyed and will remember. I hope you feel a sense of accomplishment.

  • "da..da...that the wedding song. I don't remember how the graduation song goes." Ha.

    Congrats on graduation and I don't have a PUSSY... but if I did, it would smell like flowers and fresh baked pie.

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  • jordan i love you and i want to come eat you up :)

  • so proud of you...and your big ass bangs!

  • i'm proud of your big asses bangs. Oh yeah i went there. No but seriously your ass has lovely hair. hahah

  • @volnessj you're quite obsessed with anal hair dude ahahaha

  • Wow, that doesn't sound fun. XD lol I hope you had a good time anyway. (Shouldn't you be happy to graduate?)

    -Ri

  • aww Jordan, congrats darling!

    :D

  • I spent the whole video staring at that annoying tassle on your hat - I mean, cap.

    Thank God we don't have to wear them when we leave high school in the UK

  • congrats! :)

  • congrats on your gradumatation .....ciao:~)

  • and thanks i just changed my douche ....lol

  • American's leave highschool 2 years after we do.

    And we have a lower drinking limit and (until recently) joining the army.

  • haha! ive missed you!! everyone is graduating lately and its kinda sad because like halve my friends are going off to colledge

    but anyways congradumatations

  • I graduated a week ago, and the fuckin' tassle pissed me the fuck off, as well.

  • you have just touched upon all the petty annoyances i endured during my graduation this year. the cap/hair deal is SO annoying but i submitted to authority and wore it the "right" way so my hair looks like a bitch. ugh. oh well hope graduation was fun! YOU DID IT! yay!

  • I loved this lol.

    Sister Act FTW!

  • Congrats! You're videos are so fun.

  • congratuations on graduating!!!

  • ahhhh, you are graduating so late. i graduated like a month ago.

  • congradulamations

  • you're such a nice guy!!

    congrats and thanks for those fabulous videos, they're my very favourites, keep posting for i'll keep watching!

  • Congradulations Jordan! My brother just graduated too. I can't wait for his party!

    Hope yours is awesome!

  • You kind of look a little bit like Harry Potter in your cloak... you just need the round glasses a friend with red hair and your all set to take on Voldemort

  • Congrats

  • you make the best videos

  • omg that is sexist and annoying haha

  • Congratulations! That's so exciting!

  • Congratulations on graduating from school and have a fun time.

  • OMG CONGRATULATIONS!

    you look great in the otherwise tacky formal wear :)

  • I graduated last Friday on June 5th. It was awesome. Class of '09 rocks!

  • Congratulations! You look super cute!

    Also, I love how whenever people try to sing the graduation march they go into the wedding march. Anyways, Congrats!

  • Congrats on graduating. And on having awesome bangs.

  • :):):)

  • when I graduated from highschool, everyone wrote like messages on the tops of their caps so that the people sitting in the stands could read 'em. What would you write on yours if you guys did that?

    PS Love me some Sister Act

  • congratulations on graduating. i bet the graduating process is very tiresome, i dont graduate for another year, but because im in band i have to play the music and its very boring, but anyways congrats.

  • Oh lookie, our little Jordan is all edumicatified!

    Bouncy walking is not comfortable in formal shoes. Then ther is the whole blister thing... The horizontal cap keeps the tassles farther away from your face which is a good thing because those tassles are not attached to boobies!

    I hope you are having a fun night.

  • Congrats Jordan!

    Your friend Liz is my best friends cousin!

    And ever Since Liz came to MD and told us about you WE WATCH YOUR VIDS ALL THE TIME! And we love you!

    We wanna meet you so bad!

  • i wish i was graduating this year

    i still have a fucking year left

    class of '10 woooh -_-

  • my pussy does smell great thanks.

    gotta clean that shit. make it taste good.

  • lol

    you're awesome

  • I don't have a pussy...but thanks :) I tried smiling with my asshole though and I pushed a little too hard...that might be what your smelling. oops!

  • when i graduated my cap was too big for my head. it kept sliding back. not good :(

  • i jus graduated from middle school yesterday XD

  • Congratulations on graduating!!! :)

  • you'll be fine baby, congrats!

  • lmao. Congratulations on graduating!! I'll be graduating a year early next year. =]

  • Congratulations!!! You're too funny, haha. Wear that hat any way you want, it's your day.

  • DAKOTA ; shut your mou-uth.

    :] that part made me suuhhhmile.

  • Your pussies smell great.

  • So did you have any issues with your bag and non-level hat? I'd say f'em because they are giving you your little sheet of paper for 13 years of school either way.

  • our graduation with caps and gowns isnt until october :( its so silly.

  • Yay im so glad your graduating

    and u dont need to thank your subscribers we should thank you

  • Awe, you look very nice!! Congratulations!

  • OMG! MY TASSEL ANNOYED ME TOO! i was like "wtf, how do people live with long hair always in their face?"

  • Thanks for the welcome & congrats on graduating. ^.^ Oh, and you look like Cedric Diggory from Harry Potter with that gown on. =D

  • my brother graduated this year, too!

    0:48 made me laugh SO MUCH!

    :)

  • Congrats! *grin* I can almost feel the buzz of excitement! It's a fine, fine thing and you must surely be proud! Celebrate!...and Be Well!

  • Congratulationsss, you made it (:

  • You look so cute in your graduation stuff :-) congrts Jordan! :-)

  • congrats. great to see you so upbeat and excited. you make one of the world's most silly outfits (graduation cap and gown) look fantastic.

  • I'd just ignore their rules: it's not like they're going to deny you your diploma if you don't follow them.

  • OMIGAWD.

    Its Harry Potter you guys!!

  • god you make that outfit look good.

    i can't believe you're only a senior. you seem older.

    don't trip when you're walking. :)

  • if you really look graduation hats look very very odd.. just sayin

  • :D congrats!! i hope you enjoy uni :]

    personaly its way better :P

    and u looked realy dashing in the get up :)

  • Congrats Jordan! You look very handsome.

  • congrad-u-fucking-lations!!! ugh im so old. i dont even remember when i graduated :-/

  • haha it's alright Michael. I like my men old and wrinkly. hahaha

    <3

  • this video had me giggling the entire time :)

    congratulations on gradumatatin!!

    and sister act for the win!

  • yes! You are the first one to mention sister act. It's the bomb shit!

  • regardless of the hat and the hair, try to enjoy graduation anyway, coz u'll always remember that night. Get pissed , get laid.....or not... but do your most to enjoy it...... salut!

  • Okay so I should not post this while I am working. but OMG. Not sure if you know...but JAY BRANNAN will be in Minneapolis Mn July 13th. :) Woo Hoo! I am going. Also Congratulations on Graduating :)

  • omg yes i know! I bought two tickets the first day they went on sale. SO EXCITED! I guess i will see you there then.

  • Yes! See You there.. I still need to buy my tickets. I can not wait to scream Housewife at the top of my lungs. Oh & say "Jay, I wanna have your babies!" :) will you scream with me? Please :)

  • good for you with your man bag, start the trend :D

    congrats on gradumatatin jordan!

  • Congrats! Now off to college.

  • i just graduated this past friday

    congrats :]

  • Congrats!!!!!!!!! poor "makeido" why is it crying??? Gurl u betta pump the circumstances on that ceremony, do what ever u want, ok??? just work it

  • my grandad just graduated a few weeks ago from college and my sister is graduating in a few days too, but from highschool

  • congrats. the very best in the future

  • CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS

    I graduated today, and it was hot as hell yet overall nice out. Sorry for you having your graduation marred by bad weather.

    Keep up the videos. They're hilarious as always. I'll be watching.

  • 1. I thought you were going to say "I've gained, like, 647 pounds since my last video."

    2. Since your cameo on 5awesomegays I've thought you were at least 20.

    3. Your skin is flawless.

    4. Happy Graduation.

  • lool you make my life!!!

    good luck!!! graduation...kinda sucks. I wasn't allowed to skip my high school graduation. lol.

    Loves ya

  • hahaha! 0:49 - 0:55 !

  • Congrats on the graduation Jordan! Any plans for college? Your vid was hilarious as always.

    Don't kill Dakato! I luv that pup!

    and, umm... i don't have a pussy, but thanks for the compliment... i guess... lol

  • well you most certainly have a back pussy. That is if your gay. If you're not then you have nothing that resembles a pussy and I am sorry for that.

  • haha, well I am gay, so I guess you got me there. You're welcome to smell my back pussy any time you like. ;-)

  • Congratulations, Mega Awesome Cool Dude That You Be.

  • haha what does that even MEAN????

  • Love your video and love you - you are the sweetest ever.... Congratulations

  • I love you.

  • let me get this straight jordan..

    you live in north dakota and you named your dog dakota?! how odd.

    congratulations on your graduation!

  • it's actually my brothers dog. I don't usually call him dakota. I call him Makaeto. Because it suits him better.

  • Have a great time! I spent five hours at my cousin's graduation, so I hope for your sake and the sake of those attending that not many people go to/are graduating from your high school. :)

    Good Luck!

  • Dear Jordan,

    I love you. and I'm glad you think my pussy smells great. Also, congrats :]]

  • like fresh linen is the aroma of your twat.

  • fresh linen is the best smell ever. It was an art to get my downstairs mix up to smell like that

  • haircut! you look hot :)

    n congrats on graduating too  x

  • CONGRADUATIONS!

    ... you're kind of my hero, for playing with that tassel for your entire video.

    BT dubbs, I'm kinda jealous. 2 more years? I hate my lifeeeeee.

    But I love you anyways.

  • I totally saw the gospel bit coming !

    LOL

  • aww congrats on graduating

  • gosh you look so prettyyyyy.

    i accidentally deleted my comment so now i'm just going to make things up.

    naked.

    ice cap.

    lalalala.

    my sweater is blue.

    this has been the worst comment ever.

  • i have to disagree with you. Your comment gave me a boner. As usual.

  • Great video, Jordan! ...and Congratulations on graduating!

  • Very funny video, you had me laughing all the way through. Congratulations on graduating!

  • most excellent.

  • JORDAN!!! GRADUATING .. oh you're growing up so fast. I remember when you were younger and you used to run around naked screaming around the new Celine Dion. You were so cute.

    I didn't know you then, but I'm sure this happened. haah

    congrats my love and you look great! sexy grad looks good on you.

  • it was more like backstreet boys and Brittany Spears

  • oh yes, them too. haha .. how was the ceremony?!?! did you sneak a camera down?

  • Congrats LOVE !!!

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