Walmart Woman

[jahdeer123]

i actually enjoyed this vid dam...

[CajunRVers]

Just our opinion:

It is sad to see Walmart helping to sell out America to the Chinese. Shop were you can buy American.

[deneicy]

Women, GIRLCOTT WALMART and let's get the EQUAL RIGHTS AMENDMENT into our Constitution!

[kayandjoe]

what did i just watch?

[hotty44]

Hey now i work there i love working there it is my famley i shop there.so all you haters out there you all can go ?????.

[Guinepigsrock]

I hate walmart.

[ilicklabia69]

for gods sake..lose some wt..tired of heffers

[SplashZone1122]

Nice.

[BethanyHarbaugh]

Walmart...where newly-wed couples can actually afford things for the house. I bought my mixer and blender there for less than $70 total. :) Love that place to shop!!!

[whatsun1209]

what the heck!

[VanillaThirteen]

To be honest I hate walmart woman.. BUT THIS WAS GREAT! BOYCOTT WALMART ( but like the video =D )

[008sergio]

lol

[jessiilayla]

as much as i wanna blast this vid i am not cause its a great idea and the song was well put too gether but the singer yyukkk when the guys go to pick her up they have trouble you should have let your daughter fake sing it..... more ppl would have watched....

other than that i enjoyed it whats next cost co dad

[singularization1]

well, this looks like a ridiculous internal production for an internal Wal-mart convention ... I do shop there on occasion when I can't find it locally .... at least they got rid of the instore bleachers, where the employees were expected to do morning cheers, like a geriatric school reunion

[katieisfierce]

I never wanted this to end.

[jcalhoun1001]

Funny! She looks like Jennifer Saunders of Ab Fab fame.

[RudeViewer]

niggers lol

[jameswmoseley94]

we have wal mart in the uk buts called asda and its part of the wal mart familie well the says that.

[snhodges3896]

wow! thats me too!!

[dracknlrrd]

haha...

NO

[marycath68]

You Rock Walmart Mamma!!!! I AM ONE OF YOU! LOL!

[FreshKrisKreash]

it's great! lol

[ashbras]

hahahha

<3 it

[PartyTimeCancer]

i tried to do something like this once,

they kicked me out

[ASkyfiOriginal]

At 0:40 i have that towl :P

[oklahomacockdaddy]

lol!!! hey i work there too

[freakymonkeys239]

"i-i-i-i-i am a walmart woman!" LMAO!

[UnrelentedRedemption]

yeah a whole bunch of hate comments. lol

[LovingFilmmaker]

Wal-Mart.... host of the Great American Humor Revival.... hey, she's a young Bette Middler!

[ducksducks]

So I'm assuming you're the one who shot this video after being contracted by Wal-Mart, eh?

[livyboobear]

OMG!

I hope when I grow up I'm just like this woman.

I do stuff like this now,

I hope when I get older I'm still as fun :)))

[bluenotejazz]

Wow,satire has been all but lost on an increasingly witless American public.

If you are so mind-numbingly imbecilic and gullible to actually for two consecutive seconds believe that this is a promotional for Wal-Mart, is somehow going to be responsible for creating a future cult of Walt-Mart devotees, is even a serious appraisal of the store, or the best one I've read yet; that this video is "destroying" America...

then on the count of 3, hold your breath.

Indefinately.

[Quietpony]

LOLOL!!!!

[flexbrat]

must be TEXAS ! LOL !

[anamasteos]

um allison here on my ma's account but i just had to comment on this one. I like this video and i dont even really like wal mart that much. But I had to give you five stars for the energy and effort you put in to this video. I mean did u make it or were u like paid by walmart? Any ways i thought the action shots in walmart were really great and i noticed you were not

[anamasteos]

KICKED OUT FOR HAVINg VIDEO CAMERA'S which is friggin' AWSOMe cuz every single video if you noticed about the walmart pranks like intercoms and what not which they are really funny but the only reason they ever give to the kids that do the video's is that you cant have a vid camera which i though was really cool to find out that u can.....or maybe people that arn't destroying stuff are only allowed to have vid cameras? Idk :)

[Paulgr]

i forget what the original song is of this parody.

[Peachrules]

haha! 5 stars!

[GigglyJoBrofan]

Wow, if I was at that Wal-Mart I would of cracked up lol

[johncastro27]

fuck wal mart

do you understand why stores have sales? its because they screw you and over charge you all during the year and at the end of the year all the sales kick in they have to balance their books wal mart has the biggest end of the year sales because their study fucking you all through the year. get a hint wal mart sucks dick!!!!!!!!

[Jennaandharleyilu67]

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­

[amazeme666]

this video inspired me to make a video about my favorite store <3

[sarahjane127]

Yeah the christmas music was brutal, but i never heard this song until I found it on here.

[atheistunicorn]

hoover rounds LMAO

[hotpink910]

cool vid

[dog8788]

walmart destroying america one town at a time. if you love the usa you will boycott walmart... walmart likes slave labor and not paying their workers a fair wage or benifits. fuck walmart

[JawsJaws]

@dog8788 The USA could take a few lessons from Walmart. They know how to do business.

[Operator080]

@JawsJaws i know right. 

[TheZman1022]

and they don't even have a fair price on anything there. so they cheat people out of their money, 99.99% goes to the manager and .1% goes to the army to destroy stuff and get killed in wars

[Casie01]

I work for WalMart and we made a christmas video of all the associates and the editor used this song in it and I wondered where she found it. I've also heard it played in the stores but its been awhile.

[natelake1nate]

YA!

WOW! AWESOME SONG!

I would buy this at WallsMart somday...

AWESOME SONG Killer beats and a smmooth sounding voice! Makes for a GREAT album...

I smell record DEAL!

[KoolPeanuts]

i love walmart except the smell

[lucyno9]

wow...... haha

[patrickgreendog]

scary

and they get cheap prices by making people in other countries almost work for nothing

[ILFUnited]

She can sing, but WALMART SUCKS DONKEY BALLS. They treat people like shit and sell crap that breaks two minutes later.

[rang3r34]

You are absolutely right on that one! When I used to work there they would short my checks by 100 to 200 dollars then claim they didn't have the means to check how many hours I had worked!They treat you like shit while their management collects HUGE bonuses several times a year!

[arachniabat]

Pfft, I've worked in retail for over 10 years and WalMart is the best employer I've ever had! The management treat us with respect, we're being paid over minimum wage and it's one of the only employers still offering full time positions and full medical and dental benefits!

As for the "crap that breaks", if you buy the cheapest product available, what do you expect?

[ZuluDawn99]

Shut the hell up, you don't know shit

[arachniabat]

lol, your compelling argument has convinced me. ;p

[YeSnOmAyBeSo8]

wtf this is sooo gay!!!!

[ipodnano4g8g]

boring

[AMuslimCooperation]

How Do You Make It Look So Professinal?

LOL I Loved It.

[rutgersdevil]

lolol That was great!

[muargentina1]

basta basta por dios horrible!!!!!!!!

[natelake1nate]

Me no obla es espanooulel el mexicano

[deekellan]

I think she did a great job and looked like they all had fun doing the video. Made me laugh. :0

[LoliLove7]

wtf

[GEARSOFWAR3600]

fuck this gay fucking bull shit

[bvee10]

I think I just lost my breakfast, lunch, and dinner!

[rosemontag]

She must work at Wal Mart.

[19CSG09]

hahaha. wow. lame. i hate walmart, but unfortunately it's the only place that i have to shop because it put all of the other small shops out of business.

and just because i like to read posts, to eimb1999: you lost dude. no valid points.

to jenny160411: wow. do you debate often? you're good at it. great points.

[eimb1999]

...I repeat, if you put Wal Mart into the category of being "evil", then you only serve to diminish the true nature of that which really IS evil in the world. There's NOTHING that makes ANYTHING in the USA anywhere NEAR as "evil" as the things I mentioned above. When you say things as stupid as you do, you only serve to prove my point that you really are an idiot.

[Jenny160411]

If that is your only point to prove me wrong, you have no case. Go to school, open your eyes, and look on the other side of what big corporations have painted as being great. If all of us were to run around believing everything we are told by major companies instead of doing our own research and looking behind the curtains to see the truth and facts of it all, the world would solve none of its problems, like the evil things you mentioned.

[eimb1999]

But none of this will matter to you, because you are an irrational moron who just wants to hate Wal Mart for whatever reason. It's idiots like you who would kill the golden goose, as I bet you would be dumb enough to vote for a bill that would limit what Wal Mart can do in a free society. If you hate WalMart so much, just don't go there. You have a choice. Choice is about a lot more than abortion, you know.

[Jenny160411]

(BTW, I don't shop at Walmart.)

And I'm wasting my time trying to just state my opinion that Walmart is, and until I see a change, and forever will be in my evil category. It is a free country, as you say, and we have liberties that other countries are denied. One of those is freedom of speech. Therefore I can say what I want (youTube is a public domain). If you have a problem with my opinions, you can get over it like a grown up and stop arguing with pointless hypotheses.

[Jenny160411]

Again, walmart is evil. No I'm not the biggest idiot in the world, and no I was not fired from there. I would never apply to work there. However, I have had friends that have been fired because of conflicting schedules. Here's the story: G. is a full time college student, Walmart makes his schedule and has him working during one of his classes, he obviously can't be in two places at once (that would violate Schroedenger's Law)and so Walmart fired him because he couldn't work.

[eimb1999]

To "Jenny160411": If you really think WalMart is evil, then you really ARE the biggest idiot in the world, or at least among those who are.

Al-Quaida is evil. Nazism is evil. Communism is evil. To put WalMart in the same category is the epitome of idiocy and unabashed stupidity.

Now grow up and get a sense of reality you big dope.

[Jenny160411]

Way to be mature about it. If you're going to start name-calling, you're one of those people that have no intelligence to come up with facts that PROVE me wrong. And yes, those things you mentioned are evil. And yes, I put Walmart in the same category. What about the small-shop owners that were put out of business by big corporations like Walmart? There are at least twenty stores around here that cannot compete with Walmart's "convenience" and have since gone out of business...

[Jenny160411]

...The definition of evil is "morally wrong or bad." Isn't it morally wrong and bad to put people out of business when that is the only thing they have left? I know it is. You may say that it's "just competition," and you may be right, but I will forever hate Walmart and their "morally wrong" deeds.

And as for you, grow up and stop acting like you're in the second grade. We are all mature here. There is no reason for language and name-calling.

[eimb1999]

I'm not name calling, I'm accurately describing your condition.

Has WalMart murdered over a hundred million people worldwide as Communism has? Has WalMart snuffed out the lives of six million Jews in gas chambers as Nazis have? Does Wal-Mart use a serrated knife to behead people alive on video tape as Al Quida has? How many airplanes has WalMart slammed into tall buildings with thousands of people in them?

[Jenny160411]

Does Walmart outsource to sweatshops forcing people to work for pennies per shirt that they make? Yes. THAT is evil.

[eimb1999]

No, Wal Mart is not the source of that evil. The governments of the countries who subjugate their people are the source of evil. No corporation can ever force anyone to do anything. Only an oppressive government can force people to do things they do not want to do. If you have a beef with "sweatshops", then blame the governments of the countries that have them. Does the USA have "sweatshops" that people are forced to work in? No. Why? beacause the people are free to do as they please....

[Jenny160411]

Without Walmart and other corporations, those people wouldn't have anything to work on. Walmart pays them meaningless wages. True their governments allow sweatshops, but it is Walmart and some other big corporations that provide the need/want for their products. When I live to see Walmart stop outsourcing and not firing their employees for no apparent reason, I will take them out of the "evil" category. Until then, Walmart is still in that category in my book.

[eimb1999]

You're still an idiot. But don't worry, Barack Hussein Obama will give you what you want. He lives to serve morons and ignoramuses.

[Jenny160411]

Actually, I'm pulling for McCain.

[dannythedrone]

heres some sense of reality "elimb1999" You wander around comment threads trying to pick on people for speaking their minds about something. What a productive and awesome way to spend your time! Maybe one day you'll write a book about the load of good you're doing on these comment threads. Maybe it will sell a million copies and you'll put your future kids in college. or maybe... you won't...

[eimb1999]

Hey drone!

No, fool. I try to educate you morons with facts. But you are right, I'm wasting my time. Idiots like you are stuck in a state of institutionalized stupidity and intellectual vapidity. But it is my time to waste.

But you're still a dope. Proof lies in the earlier comment you made on this thread.

[SmithyGH]

This is the part where you shut the fuck up.

[chechin1971]

i love walmart

[randomperson023]

wow gay

[dannythedrone]

Fucking HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE walmart. This is the most fucking annoying video I've ever watched, and I couldnt even make it past 1 min. I fucking hate walmart with a deep firey loathsome passion.

[eimb1999]

To "dannythedrone": If you hate WalMart so much, then DON'T SHOP THERE you moron! You really ARE a drone!

[dannythedrone]

who said I shop there? I come to this video from a link and decide to leave a comment, and lo and behold, some dude on a high horse replies to me with nothing having to do with my comment or even the content of the video... Dude, a drone is a continuously held note or sound which overloads the aural systems to induce a trance like focused state of mind upon which to produce other sounds and organized music. Get a life bro. im not voting you down like you did me because i dont care what you think

[Jenny160411]

...that are halfway across the globe. If they are such a big American company as they claim to be, they could invest more in American workers and decrease the unemployment rate.

All in all, Walmart is the worst thing that has ever come into existence.

And country music sucks.

[Jenny160411]

Okay, you are insane. Walmart has not only corrupted small towns, they also abuse their employees. No benefits. And every single time I've been to a Walmart (and I travel a lot) I have not been treated with "smiles". Walmart not only treats their employees and customers badly, they also do not help with pollution. The only things I have even seen that are made in the US are good quality, inexpensive things like soap holders for 50 cents. The remaining products are made in foreign countries...

[wlhayesmfs]

You must have been fired from Wal-Mart for something or the biggest idiot around.

[graff302420]

Fuck Wal-Mart and this video!

[ManBearPig855]

jejus graff why do you hate wal-mart so much

[tobys41]

awsome!!!!

[PrincessCheerEmily]

this song makes me want to go to walmart so badly!

[hindview]

127 Million shopper's per-week,great song!

[bradaussie93]

Target may be my favorite, but this video is awesome!

[1234bettyjean]

Wally Mart is the only place in town... they got us so yes this is my song...

[kmchichak]

wow!!! I'm soo a WalMart Woman!

[blueeyedblonde1029]

omigod. its a video people get over yourselves.

good job aunt sue.

:]

[tiffany1295]

i thought it was funny! its a very catchy song hehehe

[nismojd]

This song is so catchy! I listen to it all the time .. i want this on my ipod to listen to in the car!

[semuta32]

people singing the glory of wal-mart ?

I must be losing my mind...

[semuta32]

Wal-mart= enslavement

[49ers0]

send it to Bentenville!! Good lyrics and good voice. Well done!!

[jimmysgirl86]

im in joying watching it it was good

[godlover11111]

how did she get them to let her tape this

[karr1213]

At what cost do you enjoy WalMart? Let's see.. Buildings made and imported from Mexico and the products are from China. WalMart is bad for the US. Avoid it. I feel horrible when I do go there on occasion. :0(

[cool124dude]

this should be a wal-mart commercial.

[kiddacat]

gosh people stop being mean if its something mean keep it to yourself!!!! i think it was cool

[limegreensoccerstar]

jessie! that was mean. just cause ur a twig doesnt mean u can call fatties fat! lol.but she could lighten up on the big macs.lol

[chickenandphillover]

It should be called FAT-MART :]

[noahjerry]

wal mart is the worst place on earth. nobody should ever go there again ever.

[JWJNC]

This was so fun to watch, it was very clever and witty. You are a very fun "Wal-Mart" woman.

[jessshaun623]

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!

[pugluverdudette135]

wow i thought she was going to break the shopping cart

[w0wurc00l]

one thing that bothered me was how "dice" is plural and "die" (spelling idk) is singular

and she was saying "diceces"

[nowareman]

That is poetic license

[deekellan]

So funny! Wal-Mart should pay her for this, it's such fun and positive publicity. Who can't laugh at a person having fun at Wal Mart, singing about falling prices and feeling super-human? Love the part about the Hov-A-Round! btw- Wal Mart recycles used motor oil for FREE.

[BetsyAndBuertaShow]

the perfect song for the betsy and buerta show

[MattyBam19]

omg this is sooo funny! The lyrics all tie in and it sounds like a real song :S!!! And would you guys just stop with ur stupid national/religious debates!! it's a joke and you guys reallllyyy have no lives if something like this makes you freak out. You people are really angry and negative.

[jilbert01]

she's so cute :)

[janellesososexy]

walmart da best fukk da rest!!!!!! & she clownin in walmart

[artimis101]

shut the fuck up this is funy ehmygawd not some nationl geicgeafics debate god!

[MattyBam19]

what?

[commonsense677]

i hate wal-mart.

[iloooveyou41]

OMG!!!!!!!

this is the best video that i have ever seen!

Where do you get the time to tape all this?

You need to come out with a music video that you can buy!

[OneliaG]

I hope these people don't work at Walmart.cause they would lose at American Idol which I don't watch anyway... LIES

[gent491]

wal-mart sucks.

[artimis101]

your all fucked up it's funny deal with it

[vdiddyinthecity]

if you dont like walmart dont shop there

if you dont like walmart DONT WORK THERE

[bg02261989]

that really sucks just like sprawl mart

[vocalbrush]

is this a fkn Walmart promo? after all they've done to the people in this nation?!!AFTER all they do to the workers in China as well? how does it make you feel knowing your money builds communist China's military? How does it make you dance a jig they are raping the common man of their livelihood?

[OneliaG]

You are so right..commend you on saying this..you are already having a China/US war because of this situation according to the religious Christians..

[LadyImara]

According to the religious Christians I see that all show up at Walmart for their Chicken after Church on Sunday?

Nice.

[andronomos]

Pwned..

[halofan]

excuse me but you a fucking idiot.

walmart is the death of our nation.

[Robguy66]

"I look up in the light and I see falling" wages.

Cut out the middle man - move to China.

[sbromley26]

This video is amazing. Why? Because somehow the cart she stood on did not collapse under the weight of her fat ass.

Wal Mart is for disgusting people with disgusting faces wearing disgusting clothes that smell disgusting. This woman proves the fact.

[copper103]

shes fat

[jkool20]

SHUT THE FUCK UP! people who go to Wal-mart aren't poor, that is rude I go to Wal-mart and there is nothing wrong with it so SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[bedrutsid]

YEA! dont be rude! because saying fuck over and over again isnt !! d(^.^)b

[carljohnson85]

walmart should be called whitetrash-mart. uwill see the ugliest, cheapest people there. there clothes suck and they smell like a landfill. u should be ashamed if u work there. go to fuckin school trailor trash!

[lich0622]

what's wrong with ppl working there? leave those ppl alone. they just trying to make a few buck

[sarahjane127]

or pay for college until they can get a better job...

[FL1funmom]

funny!

[rsslvscff]

Wal-Mart is trailor park chic! Help support communist China and snuff out local merchants! Shop at Wal-Mart!

[boblouise35]

i hope this isnt serious because if it is........it pisses me off. ew.

[bradaussie93]

YOU KNOW WHAT! this is REALLY good .. u guys r all missin' the point of this vid: it has no point! enjoy it!

[HardyBoyzrthaBEST]

i fuckin hate u u fuckin deutsch bag slut!

[erinlisa77]

i laughed so hard i almost cried! good job so funny

[stevieboy4]

I HATE THIS VIDEO

[stevieboy4]

the sad thing is how much work went into this. too much time on your hands lady.

[dkorda]

One word--- GAY!!!!!!!!

[BossTransformer]

fat.

[gamestar10]

Show boobs pleez