did you know that the foo fighters last 3 albums were written about what i have discovered? dont believe me? i have proof. press "see all" and read my 2 comments posted below to find out why. i am not lying. honest. regards from stowport tasmania.
i came up with a theory that involves the book of genesis (fig leaves) buddha (sitting under the bodhi fig tree) jesus (many sayings about figs) ross horne's book (new health revolution) and science (figs are the most important source of food for fruit eating rainforest animals). i then experimented on the figs by eating mainly dried figs (same brand) for over 6 years now and found cycles which i related to the numbers in psgs 11/12 of the book of revelations. this theory has gone everywhere.
so far i have had eliminations at days 504, 840, 1176, 1512, 1848, 2184, and expect my 7th at day 2520. today is day 2333. i have definitely found something. i am not lying. what i have discovered has gone around the world and many songs have been written about it...the foo fighters last 3 albums..."vertigo" by U2 (my first name is phil)...coldplays last 2 albums. an elimination is a day when you experience strong flu-like symptoms and feel terrible. bad stuff is washed out of your body.
I worked on a military base in Northern Territory back in the 90s, and Austentayshus came there to do a show, we sold about 50 tickets..he was really pathetic and very rude, not many people liked it, still when this first came out it was really funny,
Hi there! God, i have to make a presentation about australian dialect, and this would be perfect to illustrate it :D the only problem is that i don't really understand the jokes (witch is quite a big problem :S)...can somebody explain to me what's that funny about the names?? Or i don't know what the audience laugh about XD thnx
Hi there! God, i have to make a presentation about australian dialect, and this would be perfect to illustrate it :D the only problem is that i don't really understand the jokes (witch is quite a big problem :S)...can somebody explain to me what's that funny about the names?? Or i don't know what the audience laugh about XD thnx
this 'song' doesn't make me proud to be australian at all. then again, there's only a small minority who might appreciate his humour now, give or take a few witless old timers. goodbye old australia, goodbye!
@Kevinulla@Kevinulla i don't know why my profile says i 'come' from the uk - presumably because i signed up for youtube when i was living there. regardless, i am an aussie, and i find 'sandy' witless, charmless and certainly not funny, and all my aussie friends, parents, parents of friends etc all find him lacking in wit too. Indeed, according to his own statements, so do his crowds who keep walking out on him. but i guess it's all just a matter of opinion!
Well Bill said he'd like a smoke. Nobody knew where the dope was stashed. I said "I think Merinos." But I was just spinning a bit of a yarn. Barry pulls a joint out of his pocket. Bill says "Great, Barrier Reefer, what is it mate?" "Noosa Heads of course. Me mate Adelaide 'em on me." And it was a great joint too, Blue Mountains away and his Three Sisters
what a bastardisation of this video bleeping minor swears .. it lost all its effect. i want the full version to watch. aussies dont censor swears. prudes get over it. Proud Aussie and no bloody Oi Oi Oi shit.
hahaha!! I grew up with Sandy around, my parents and their friends shot the vid. I was around for the shooting of this .. and I know allot of the people in it. It's just amazing to think how Aust comedy has changed .. what happened to Kevin bloody Wilson etc?
I'm sure he;s still around .. God I can't BELIEVE how YOUNG my mum and her friends are!!!! LOL!
You mean your dad raped me. He came after like one second, talk about shit in bed. you probably take after him. Why don't you go shoot yourself in the head like Adolf did? Cut off one of your balls (assuming you haver any), grow a little moustache (assuming you have enough testosterone), and blow your fucking brains out.
used as filler or for emphasis: used especially in conversation as a filler, for emphasis, to indicate possible exaggeration, or to convey uncertainty or approximation (informal)
I'm not Indian like your dad. I'm a lesbian like your mum. We eat each other out all day. She tastes like rancid fish. Her clotted period blood is thick and delicious.xxxx
You are chemically imbalanced, and confused with your faggot sexuality.
The molestation you were a victim of at the hands of your mother's many boyfriends has scarred you.
You need treatment, lead medication. You are the shit stained off spring from a grubby, dirty, disgusting indian cunt.
You are a nothing.. a fucking nobody. Look in the mirror... and you see a fucking nobody.. just one of life's losers that should of been drowned at birth. Fag!
You know, your dad was saying almost the exact same thing in bed last night. Then he paid me to do a shit on his chest and massage it into his furry man boobs. Then (for an extra $45) I pissed in his mouth. Then we did a little role playing. I was you. Your dad was himself. It went on and on for hours. Nice money if you can get it. I can, you can't. I'm not lending you any more of my cash (or dildos for that matter) so don't even bother asking.
Ever go to university? What do you mean 'No'? I can't believe you aren't a doctor.
I hope your job at KFC is rewarding and stimulating enough to keep you from raping the local cerebral palsy children. You don't want to end up like your dad, cruising the streets in a non-descript wheelchair access white van 'helping' disabled children.
For the second time, I'm not indian, but don't listen to me, listen to the screams of the palsy children in you fathers windowless, door nob-less basement.
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*Yawn*
I thought you smelly inbreeders were better educated... obviously I'm wrong.
Looks like the call centre job where you work at has allowed you a few minutes break, to check your emails. Must be great being a slave to some filthy jew corporation, answering phones and trying to sell photo copiers for 6 rupees an hour.
Take up that job your brother has, sucking dicks in that hindu temple glory hole located inside the toilet cubicle.
This is a classic Aussie 'song' and should not be censored.. I think photobucket is owned by mormons as they delete the most bland photos as being "offensive" . its all stupid PC gone haywire and up the creek !!!
I was hoping to get the un-censored version for my youtube favorites list. I didn't realise I had put the doctored one on my MySpace ... anyway funny things happen on mySpace:-I suspect it has something to do with the new owner,our very own export,Mr. Rupert murdoch.And Tom has apparently lay down for him without a whimper. Maybe they edited mine and put the soft-core one in its place.Who knows what they get up to. They forget that they need me as much as I need them.tossers!
This is the censored version; how is "marsupial" considered a swear word? He packs "Bill-a-bong" in the original. Apparently, that was controversial, but now nobody cares about rappers singing the praises of crack!
I had the 12-inch single, the b-side was uncensored.
I guess the reference to Pee as in where can Marsu pee, Al? I reckon Flashed me Wanger at her (Wangaratta) is more risque. Funny stuff I reckon though. The censored joke at 3.11 is "He's already tried to Mount Isa".
wtf , why is it beeped out ?
AussieV8tassie 2 months ago
I'm Australian...We moved to Canada. I've lived here most of my life. I miss Australia.
TheMarveldude7 2 months ago
1:09 "She can go outback with a fella, she's probably seen a cockatoo"
Dunnybrusher 3 months ago
find my hidden comments
tip:......press "see all"
figbat1 4 months ago
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The most unfunniest cunt on the planet.
Atheeizm 6 months ago
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HEY LOSERS.....F U C K Y O U!
did you know that the foo fighters last 3 albums were written about what i have discovered? dont believe me? i have proof. press "see all" and read my 2 comments posted below to find out why. i am not lying. honest. regards from stowport tasmania.
figbat1 6 months ago
i came up with a theory that involves the book of genesis (fig leaves) buddha (sitting under the bodhi fig tree) jesus (many sayings about figs) ross horne's book (new health revolution) and science (figs are the most important source of food for fruit eating rainforest animals). i then experimented on the figs by eating mainly dried figs (same brand) for over 6 years now and found cycles which i related to the numbers in psgs 11/12 of the book of revelations. this theory has gone everywhere.
figbat1 6 months ago
@figbat1 you sure the only thing your taking are figs
cheeseshoes 6 months ago
so far i have had eliminations at days 504, 840, 1176, 1512, 1848, 2184, and expect my 7th at day 2520. today is day 2333. i have definitely found something. i am not lying. what i have discovered has gone around the world and many songs have been written about it...the foo fighters last 3 albums..."vertigo" by U2 (my first name is phil)...coldplays last 2 albums. an elimination is a day when you experience strong flu-like symptoms and feel terrible. bad stuff is washed out of your body.
figbat1 6 months ago
Hard to understand why they censored this........pretty tame by todays standards!
stegatops1 7 months ago
I worked on a military base in Northern Territory back in the 90s, and Austentayshus came there to do a show, we sold about 50 tickets..he was really pathetic and very rude, not many people liked it, still when this first came out it was really funny,
shyausgal 8 months ago 2
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whats wrong with his eyes
ldwhite69 8 months ago
The most disgusting and revolting man ever to pretend he is Australian.
He's a stranger to the truth and to humour.
chitchant 8 months ago
A censored version???? Take it down mate - the full version is already on YouTube.
Aussie0zborn 9 months ago
The words are place, town and animal names.
bunchafives2008 10 months ago
Stupid cunt!
aberdown 11 months ago
iutiiutiktu
fukin arabns
tidymc86 1 year ago
This skit was written by Billy Birmingham aka The 12th Man
ComicPenius 1 year ago
lol this is awesome!!
biscuitlady09 1 year ago
Sooo clever, where can u view the uncensored version, if not on bloody u-tube???
beezelbum 1 year ago
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Hi there! God, i have to make a presentation about australian dialect, and this would be perfect to illustrate it :D the only problem is that i don't really understand the jokes (witch is quite a big problem :S)...can somebody explain to me what's that funny about the names?? Or i don't know what the audience laugh about XD thnx
mrscornfl 1 year ago
Hi there! God, i have to make a presentation about australian dialect, and this would be perfect to illustrate it :D the only problem is that i don't really understand the jokes (witch is quite a big problem :S)...can somebody explain to me what's that funny about the names?? Or i don't know what the audience laugh about XD thnx
mrscornfl 1 year ago
Censored material = GayYYYY
SonofthePhantom 1 year ago
Lead Me Australiana!!!
TheWicksy1971 1 year ago
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Please lead me Australiana!
TheWicksy1971 1 year ago
It's bloody brilliant!
ThubtenChokyi 1 year ago
this 'song' doesn't make me proud to be australian at all. then again, there's only a small minority who might appreciate his humour now, give or take a few witless old timers. goodbye old australia, goodbye!
d0101d 1 year ago
@d0101d So why does your profile say you come from the UK?
The "small minority" are called Aussies ... you obviously don't get it.
Kevinulla 1 year ago
@Kevinulla @Kevinulla i don't know why my profile says i 'come' from the uk - presumably because i signed up for youtube when i was living there. regardless, i am an aussie, and i find 'sandy' witless, charmless and certainly not funny, and all my aussie friends, parents, parents of friends etc all find him lacking in wit too. Indeed, according to his own statements, so do his crowds who keep walking out on him. but i guess it's all just a matter of opinion!
d0101d 1 year ago
@d0101d You lucky bugger ...livin' over there, that'd been awesome.
Apologies then ... typical on youtube, doesn't surprise me.!
Yeah ... knowing him personally and the fact that he doesn't do the local clubs (Sydney ) what you say now makes sense.
Kevinulla 1 year ago
Well Bill said he'd like a smoke. Nobody knew where the dope was stashed. I said "I think Merinos." But I was just spinning a bit of a yarn. Barry pulls a joint out of his pocket. Bill says "Great, Barrier Reefer, what is it mate?" "Noosa Heads of course. Me mate Adelaide 'em on me." And it was a great joint too, Blue Mountains away and his Three Sisters
kahren82 1 year ago
Austin TRuckus...wot a complete Jewish fuckwit...he beats his wife you know....
acohen1980 2 years ago
what a bastardisation of this video bleeping minor swears .. it lost all its effect. i want the full version to watch. aussies dont censor swears. prudes get over it. Proud Aussie and no bloody Oi Oi Oi shit.
psycotropy 2 years ago 3
hahaha!! I grew up with Sandy around, my parents and their friends shot the vid. I was around for the shooting of this .. and I know allot of the people in it. It's just amazing to think how Aust comedy has changed .. what happened to Kevin bloody Wilson etc?
I'm sure he;s still around .. God I can't BELIEVE how YOUNG my mum and her friends are!!!! LOL!
Awesome vid .. total cracker ;)
MissFlux 2 years ago
@MissFlux Saw Gary Who the other night at Manly ... I was crying with laughter ... luckily some are still around.
Kevinulla 1 year ago
This is an absolute classic, im aussie so it makes sense to me
Toddykid1995 2 years ago
thats a well made song
SkooterBoy123 2 years ago
It makes me feel proud to be an Australian. We Aussies love this humour!
ruantengyi 2 years ago 5
I love this one. Theres no swearing in it. Don't know why theres the bleeps//
ausbluephoenix 2 years ago
What the FUCK is with the beeps!!
aaronm222 2 years ago
drug and sex references.
mignonhenne 2 years ago
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Look at that pathetic hook nosed kike piece of shit. Fucking Australian? Yeah right... Ashkenazi jew piece of shit.
Fuck that grub, and his illegal state of Shitrael.
Grubby, German hating, hook nosed cunt!
constantlydoped 2 years ago
Calm down dude.
Your bigotry is showing.
HoudiniWeenie 2 years ago 2
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Why don't you go and get yourself fucked, you fat cock sucker.
Go and suck on a jew dick, you cock smoker!
constantlydoped 2 years ago
You're definitely cool.
It looks like you have a hidden affection for Jews and secretly want to lick them.
HoudiniWeenie 2 years ago 8
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It looks like you've sucked on one too may jew cocks.
You are a product of brother-sister parents. Go and kill yourself, you shit stained DNA filled son of 2 cunts!
constantlydoped 2 years ago
Take a fucking cyanide pill you coward.
shilpah 2 years ago 2
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Why don't you go and fuck your whore mother, you piece of fucking shit.
You are a piece of sub-human shit, and a product of a single parent.
Your stepfather has raped you, and now you are angry.
Go and die, you fucking grub piece of shit!
constantlydoped 2 years ago
You mean your dad raped me. He came after like one second, talk about shit in bed. you probably take after him. Why don't you go shoot yourself in the head like Adolf did? Cut off one of your balls (assuming you haver any), grow a little moustache (assuming you have enough testosterone), and blow your fucking brains out.
shilpah 2 years ago 3
"came after like one second"??
I'm sorry, but I don't understand your dumb fuck English.
Not only are you a product of single parenting, but you also contain shit stained DNA. You are a fucking germ which needs to be destroyed.
Your low intelligence is only making my head ache... replying to your pathetic, faggot fucked comments is lowering my I.Q!
Go and gas yourself you piece of shit, because you are a fucking nobody... a nothing.. just an ugly piece of shit!
constantlydoped 2 years ago
come [kum]
(past came [kaym], past participle come, present participle com·ing, 3rd person present singular comes)
have orgasm: to reach sexual climax (slang)
Encarta ® World English Dictionary © & (P) 1998-2005 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.
WholeLottaGreer 2 years ago
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Thanks fuckhead, but that wasn't needed.
"like one second"?? That's the fucking pathetic part, you dumb son of two cunts.
Watching too much kike TV has melted your shit stained brain, you fucking cock loving faggot.
constantlydoped 2 years ago
like [līk]
(plural likes)
adv
used as filler or for emphasis: used especially in conversation as a filler, for emphasis, to indicate possible exaggeration, or to convey uncertainty or approximation (informal)
Encarta ® World English Dictionary © & (P) 1998-2005 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.
WholeLottaGreer 2 years ago 2
People who post on youtube should learn to speak English.
shilpah 2 years ago 2
what do u mean?
ExplosivePus 2 years ago
The racist idiot (constantlydoped) should learn to speak English before he goes nuts.
shilpah 2 years ago
You're turning me on. YEAH!
shilpah 2 years ago
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That is your step-father's job, you filthy indian piece of shit.
Fucking shit eating cunt!
constantlydoped 2 years ago
I'm not Indian like your dad. I'm a lesbian like your mum. We eat each other out all day. She tastes like rancid fish. Her clotted period blood is thick and delicious.xxxx
shilpah 2 years ago
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You are just a filthy, dirty, smelly faggot.
You are chemically imbalanced, and confused with your faggot sexuality.
The molestation you were a victim of at the hands of your mother's many boyfriends has scarred you.
You need treatment, lead medication. You are the shit stained off spring from a grubby, dirty, disgusting indian cunt.
You are a nothing.. a fucking nobody. Look in the mirror... and you see a fucking nobody.. just one of life's losers that should of been drowned at birth. Fag!
constantlydoped 2 years ago
You know, your dad was saying almost the exact same thing in bed last night. Then he paid me to do a shit on his chest and massage it into his furry man boobs. Then (for an extra $45) I pissed in his mouth. Then we did a little role playing. I was you. Your dad was himself. It went on and on for hours. Nice money if you can get it. I can, you can't. I'm not lending you any more of my cash (or dildos for that matter) so don't even bother asking.
shilpah 2 years ago
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Blah, blah, blah.... I'd be angry as well, if my father was an Indian homosexual, and my mother was a pack raped gutter slut like yours is.
You are just a vile piece of sub human shit, who worships a cow and 6 armed elephants.
You fucking smell... your body emits an odour that is unbearable to the normal human being.
You hate and can't trust people due to your incestial relations while living in a shanty in your mother's homeland, India.
Keep cutting youself, you fat fuck!
constantlydoped 2 years ago
Ever go to university? What do you mean 'No'? I can't believe you aren't a doctor.
I hope your job at KFC is rewarding and stimulating enough to keep you from raping the local cerebral palsy children. You don't want to end up like your dad, cruising the streets in a non-descript wheelchair access white van 'helping' disabled children.
For the second time, I'm not indian, but don't listen to me, listen to the screams of the palsy children in you fathers windowless, door nob-less basement.
shilpah 2 years ago
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*Yawn*
I thought you smelly inbreeders were better educated... obviously I'm wrong.
Looks like the call centre job where you work at has allowed you a few minutes break, to check your emails. Must be great being a slave to some filthy jew corporation, answering phones and trying to sell photo copiers for 6 rupees an hour.
Take up that job your brother has, sucking dicks in that hindu temple glory hole located inside the toilet cubicle.
You'd earn more rupees, you indian grub.
constantlydoped 2 years ago
So that's a 'No' then? A 'no' to university and a 'no' to gainfull employment?? Christ what do you do??
shilpah 2 years ago 3
This is a classic Aussie 'song' and should not be censored.. I think photobucket is owned by mormons as they delete the most bland photos as being "offensive" . its all stupid PC gone haywire and up the creek !!!
miamanifold 2 years ago
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wanna watch me on cam? MSG me on M.S.N.
my M.S.N id is in my profile. XO
blutoad 3 years ago
I was hoping to get the un-censored version for my youtube favorites list. I didn't realise I had put the doctored one on my MySpace ... anyway funny things happen on mySpace:-I suspect it has something to do with the new owner,our very own export,Mr. Rupert murdoch.And Tom has apparently lay down for him without a whimper. Maybe they edited mine and put the soft-core one in its place.Who knows what they get up to. They forget that they need me as much as I need them.tossers!
Mt. Isa wa
realtorpeter 3 years ago
This is the censored version; how is "marsupial" considered a swear word? He packs "Bill-a-bong" in the original. Apparently, that was controversial, but now nobody cares about rappers singing the praises of crack!
I had the 12-inch single, the b-side was uncensored.
ChoofMonster 3 years ago 6
I guess the reference to Pee as in where can Marsu pee, Al? I reckon Flashed me Wanger at her (Wangaratta) is more risque. Funny stuff I reckon though. The censored joke at 3.11 is "He's already tried to Mount Isa".
damo3805 3 years ago 3
@damo3805 I thought maybe platta puss would be more crude
Spyplane2005 1 year ago
@damo3805 I agree how can cockatoo be a swear word.
ratman2232 1 year ago
early 90s ??? dont u mean around 1982-1983
gypsey10 3 years ago 4
You're right - 1983
damo3805 3 years ago
I remember this from the early 90's-so so so funny. Love it :) :) :)
kayla98 4 years ago