Slap Chop Parody

[waffleman2211]

I heard the smash SHUT UP!!

[MoeMan3002]

Kids can do it

[Dreigonix]

0:37 O...M...F...G!!!! The subtitles actually got something right!! Sort of.

[Dreigonix]

@Dreigonix And 0:56, 1:45, 2:50, 2:58 (sort of).

But they somehow heard "god," "gao," and "hold has" in the Jaws theme song.

[Dreigonix]

Hi it's Vince with Slap My Nuts! You're gonna be in a GAY all day cause you're gonna be slap my nuts with the Slap My Nuts. Kids can do it! Now look, here's a PINGAS! One slap, you got big chunks of nuts. Two slaps, (BEEP) and look at this, if you add a mushroom, the more you do it, the finer it gets, you don't have to switch any nuts! Now, you love ass, you hate (BEEP) (BEEP) don't have enough ass in your diet. Watch this, one slap- Ass.

[Dreigonix]

@Dreigonix I love veggies too, but once in a while, get the pizza in. At least throw it on top of the veggies. You're gonna (something unintelligible) nuts. Soup, coleslaw, stuff, in like 5 secs, 4-5 secs (sex) done! This thing, this tuna, looks sexy for my love. I'm having a sexy tuna slap my nuts. (BEEP) tuna, putting it in like this, now you're gonna have nice nuts. Look at this, you can have a GAY life. Now here's a hard-boiled egg, one chop, you add ckle, you add the green onion.

[Dreigonix]

@Dreigonix And what you can do, you can mix things together, you add nuts, and you're gonna love it. (Aaaaaah!) You don't have time to make love. Nuts to go. You're gonna love- PINGAS! Watch this. Slap my nuts. Kids can do it! (OMG Vince you f*cking pedo) You know how they charge at GAY stores a dollar for my nuts? Add a couple cookies if you want... So you can make it for 10 cents; stop throwing your money away! And not only nuts, what about kids? I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST!

[Dreigonix]

@Dreigonix See, isn't that beautiful nuts? The reason you're gonna slap my nuts every day is because it's so easy to (BEEP). 1 nuts, 2 nuts, and pops open like that, like a butterfly. (BEEP) Now these other ones that you see in the stores, bacteria gets in the PINGAS, all the stores have this, you can't (BEEP)in' open this up! It's worth NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! YESSSSSS!!!!! YESSSSSS!!!!! SHUT UP!!! Now take the Slap My Nuts, you put it back together, and you get my nuts!

[Dreigonix]

@Dreigonix Alright, my nuts. With the skin, here you go, it's de-skinned nuts. You're gonna eat my nuts! The PINGAS with the skin, alright this is making you cry and making me DIE!! Alright, life's hard enough as it is, you don't wanna cry anymore. Put the Slap My Nuts right there, the skin's at the bottom, now look at this, you want a little bit of nuts, you don't wanna drag out the (BEEP), the skin comes right off, you see that? Alright now my nuts in there, add your cilantro...

[Dreigonix]

@Dreigonix ...right there, you're gonna like this (AAAAAAHHH!!!) Guys, we're gonna make America skinny again, one pickle at a time! "It's very quick, it's a time-saver." "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!" "You just got one hand and nuts."

...Alright, I'm probably gonna get blocked if I keep posting the scripts, and I'm kinda tired, so I'll end here. Bye.

[MTwalpurgis]

meth

[slyner90]

Now you can have a gay life XD

[cmndrfatty]

Marijuannnaaaa xDDD

[Legoman0323]

where the fuck is the one where the guy is all, "kill your wife your girlfriend toss em in the lake, good to go"

[MGnickblogger23]

i cant stop laughing hahah

[LANNYMAN6243]

lol so funny

[XBOX360PLAYERGUY]

gay

[supermario601823]

crack

[TH3TRU3G33M4N]

8 peoples nuts got slapped

[OperationPlayStation]

She's on weed and she crushes it and snorts it

[FlabbyWabby2011]

SOME REASON I LAUGH AT WHEN HE SAYS SLAP MY NUTS AFTER THE HUNDREDTH TIME! :D

[Crazy1ManMan]

Reminds me of that one song, i forget what it was called that goes "smack dat, all on dah floor..." etc. would have worked well in this vid XD

[MegRocks88]

The slap my nuts, with the bikini! :D

[nicedoge509]

pingels!



[bluspiderman]

lol



[Themanofmoney18876]

lame

[TheDENVER2DENVER]

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