White Phoenix: Episode 5 (Gears of War Machinima)

[ItsARevengeThing]

Rofl they say Kitsune town at 2:20

[flamelord31]

Tim sent only 2 men to mission instead of 4 or 5 teams.that retarded

[Alanmarine1]

That was sad. The mystery women sounded nice and she wanted kevin to come back. How sad can u get.

[aguy3759]

5:47 hehe

[iamphilamonjaro]

they should have gone in the arcade

[Caboose387]

"My name is Shippage and I hate n-..."

XD lol that racist bastard.

[xTSxClouds]

@Caboose387 its spelled shippiddge. they're making fun of a old machinimator that did a collabiration with them.

[DarkheartKevin25]

65 people didn't get their "kissy kissy"

[aeon3valefore]

Pee in the hole, that might make it come out faster. XD

[Epicness456]

Kevin's past seems really intricate :o

[thatcrippledninja]

everyone watch at the very end of the video shippage makes a return. .and its fucking hilarious!!!!! im not going to spoil it.. but its at the end of the credits trolololol hahhhah

[AiMxMW]

Beginning is so sad...i still feel the same way...i want world peace...i dont want the families that lose the ppl in the army...i dont want to be ambushed by ppl that are gonna call me a downer here...but i dont want to be dead like half of my mom's side of my family D: i want it all to end!!!

Like if you agree that this is a sad intro...

[Jordan11207]

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[TehKingLau]

Lol The Locus are crying



[koolkat55ful]

Yeah thanks Tim thanks for mentioning that, WE WOULD HAVE TO WAIT F***ING HOURS FOR THIS THING TO APPEAR FROM THIS STUPID LITTLE HOLE THING XD

[funnytoons101]

lol that guy danceing when tim is talking is awsome!

[altair002]

can some one say me whats the soundtrack on 0:31 when the kill the locust?

[mrguy22494]

65 people had to wait hours to kill a cedar.

[iJeTFiiiRE]

@mrguy22494 seeder*

[bluestill200]

LOL AT 3:24 you can here shippage from episode 3

[snetchj]

5:48

keep clicking every couple seconds.

enjoy.

[grabbinpillz2121]

i need kissy kissy ................. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH i never loved u any way

[gearhead1100]

I have a question..... where is episode 7? I can't find it....

[Raveityourway]

@gearhead1100 the white phoenix series ended after 6 episodes :( it sucks

[mcgoozles93]

Shippage FTW

[TheFoster143]

press 9 alot it sounds like hes saying glen

[DANIEL3351]

how come ppl who get thumbs up are just ppl who repeat what they thought it was funny on the video thats pretty retarded

[GeneralZigbar113]

they fuxked with their character models from gears no more

[TheTrollIsYou]

It's the Anus guy!

"Put anything you want up my but" :D

[Haseo7329]

@MtJackboy20

Noooooooo... It's a "Fun Center" lol. That's kinda funny though. Didn't notice that was there till I read your comment lol.

[Lochieswhiplash]

wheres episode 7!?!

[xMannyxCorex]

Locust:Sir we can discuse our peace plans!

Kevin:HERE COMES THE PAIN!

Dex:you want to kill him?

Locust:Wold peace?

Just made Lol XD

[superluigiDavid]

well why didnt they go to the arcade?

[sonicshot55]

@superluigiDavid be too much of a distraction

[Skullkiller56]

Kevin:Dex

Dex:yah

Kevin:that was the seeder wasn oh wat the fuk

[BillyDeKidd1055]

O wait, u just updated it, :(. I had never watch ep 5 so I didn't no

[BillyDeKidd1055]

If this was posted today, does this mean u r continuing with phoenix? If so, just let me say, YYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!

[MrKillshot1337]

i just wanna go home and see my familyand get laid

[lolcat112]

Totally my Favourite out of 'em all. 'Specially Shipidge's line at the end >.<

[METHODMANiROK]

lol "please touch my butt i swear I wont tell the police"

[rimyx33]

2:43 SPEED BOGGSSSS

[xmrsparkx]

can u really kill the seader?

[Terraz99]

lol

[Terraz99]

Locust : NO , dont leave me alone i need kissy kissy OMG (gets chainsawed)

[xxxSHAWN2008xxx]

THEY MADE SANITY NOT INCLUDED! :D

[Dragonspirit999]

there goes world peace

[TriggerGeek]

i like the dancing carmine

[bbgun123321]

how do you make these videos

[thefirelord1000]

@below yeh I noticed uts committing suicide

[Hardcoregamers100]

Anyone notice that the Locust there holding are the ones they turn into in Gears no more?

[Baird419]

good video :)!!!!!



[GottaLuvJamie19]

@larissa683

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Use coupon code KINECT47800 on the 2nd page

[anrel24]

@GottaLuvJamie19 is this for real

[lotf21685]

When's the first episode Gunnar cum out

[Mrpoweredbybacon]

Dex: What why didnt we piss in the hole?

Kevin: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUU

[DETHFROMTHEGRAVE666]

my name is shipage and i hate niggers

[adrian1254man]

dex: i'm spinning around get out of my way. So freaking funny

[Rancor856]

i dont get it he said he forgot about the grenades yet hes constantly sticking each other with them

[keem025]

@Rancor856

yeh they were smoke grenades they forgot about the frag grenades

[lyoko96shippuden]

how can kevin not know he had grendaes if he used them every time when he killed time?

[james1cp]

i need kissy kissy

[tanuj679]

you guys are hilarious

[optimusprime105]

lol what is Ben Carmine doing? 2:18

[AxelBlaze49]

@optimusprime105 thats the dancing man

[optimusprime105]

@AxelBlaze49 yeah ik tat i was jus sayin cuz of da helmet

[guthixpwnz]

the best machinima on machinima :D

[Scozzydav21]

Lol locust love

[M8a9G]

Hilarious!!!!!

[SuperGoku017]

is this the last one

[TheNova129]

ffffffFUUUUUUUUUUUUC-

[ozzyawesome4811]

did they actually kill the cedar?

[superpuddlejumper101]

5:48

[AceDoubleDee]

lolololololololololol can you guys how gears of war 2 machinima pyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzz

[HellHawkProductions]

Notice that the locust in the beginning are what they look like in Gears No More, then Dex gets the regular drone and kevin gets the cyclops. I guess how that little grenade thing works, the last locust u touch u will become

[extremeteen321]

but yeah why didnt they just piss down the hole?

[jinrex015]

0:09 lol

[extremeteen321]

look at the 2 locast that they are holding and look at them in gears no more and tell me if its not the same 2 locast

[LetsBuildBabylon]

Let's Build Babylon!

[BaRd3L2]

i hope they have it so there's an entire squad 1 or 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11 times

[YuiHisaishi]

o.o..That's so sad D; The poor locust dudes got killed after wanting to say that they wanted world peace x.x..That's so sad T.T! "Guess we have some time to kill.." After that, was hilarious lolz xD

"OH NO YOU BASTARD! I'VE BEEN HERE ALL F-CKING DAY! >: O" Lolz xD

[liljudge89am]

here comes the pain aaaaaaaaaaah

[liljudge89am]

@TheSK84Skater its boggs not bugs

[FoxboyAlex]

Never get tired of this. I'm proud of the success of the series so far. Hard work went into it.

[AceDoubleDee]

not bed

[grimmjowx51]

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[Scuttlist]

haha at the start, they r playing with the locusts, notice its the skins they are in Gears no More?

[Taylo10]

"i never loved you anyway its over!"

[KingClockwork]

So how's your wife? Y'now the one your apparently having an affair with my mother.

[spooky809]

Give me kissy kissy, I never even like u hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahah.

[BowserWii]

LOL AT THE SPINNING XD

[kingbobchris]

hey stop at 2:18 at watch it tell 2:21. its so funny what carmine is doing. (:))

[domenico897]

dud is your game tag Dexterboy124??

[fireballin3000]

@domenico897 no its dexybaby

[domenico897]

@fireballin3000 perfect thnx man o and du 1 thing do you hav a golden lancer code im traiding it for 1500 micrososft points you intrested?

[ciarzop]

only in america would you have ppl this retarted go this far and melt the fucking minds of the rest of the world go watch porn and do somethin better with your time

[darkspineshadow12345]

@ciarzop

wow loser,please shut the fuck up because u are only succeeding in making urself look like an asshole

[XtremeRandomGamers]

at the beginning I thought that was Kevin and Dex cuz in Gears no More those were they're locust bodies

[2moonsftw100]

why didnt we just piss in the hole?

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[MrBranflakes72]

:D <3

[KaneleuZ]

i swear to god, the best part waf " ´sssssssssssss FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK " XDDD

[ismelllikeaturd]

shippidge yesssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!­!!!!

[Nepthy66]

You do realize this means war

[TehDDC]

I swear to God, I will kiss Dex's ass as much as I can just so that we can see Shippiddge return in a full-on cameo. I don't care when he does it, as long as he just does it.

"My name is Shippiddge and I hate ni--"

[tylerjustin97]

i think i heard kevins wife or girlfriend or whoever teh fuck she is i heard the name samantha

[nerf259]

note to self saw this at 3-28-10 if i read this then im a dumass for forgetting that i saw this

[FoxboyAlex]

@nerf259 Just off yourself then.

[GriManiac]

hahaha you are such a dick lol

[frikeykrap]

gears of war is sponsored by the letter g and that aint for g rated u wanksta wannabe

[coolguysparky]

WTF ...locusts got gay with each other.... kissy kissy i need you come back...kissy...kissy..kissy HAHAHAHA!!!

[emarsc]

what about the intro. and why isn't this as long or as good as the others

[lolmastercheif368]

poor locusts lol

[pivotedsticks1]

You are such a d- *boom*

[deroviccreation]

wow this is hillarious

[jhbandon1]

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[Bryanguy235]

Just Advertising

[dentodili]

We want the long intro back :P it was awesome jsut like the episode

[funnsanta]

nice and funny

[GrandiaZero]

this is so hilarious. lol

[Slipknot7xx]

hilarious!

[DudemanClide]

My name is Shipage and i hate ni....

[BowserWii]

@DudemanClide LOL

[GAMERxFREEKx23]

@DudemanClide no the British guy is Dexter boy 124 and the other guy is guitarmasterx7

[koolvidkid588]

2:50

LOONEY TUNES!!!

[koolvidkid588]

Sorry, LOONEY TOONS. Same sound, different meaning. Eggs.

[ElzieBibbs]

search elzie bibbs 2010 aba

[afvmuerte]

LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL­!! xD!!

[bloodyman1100]

5:20 wtf hahaha

[SaiyanZOMBIEguy]

was that shippage

[FlamingLeek]

Someone seems bored

[kylejack4]

OMG LOL

[agentunderground99]

"why didnt we just piss in that hole" lol

[AceisBeast1]

@agentunderground99 "FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUC..."

[sickofpickinames]

hahah at 2:15 the brakedancer hahaha omg so funny....this was genous

[reptilefreak247]

LOL all of these wer awsome

[luigimta00]

THIER BACK!!!!!BABAY

Lets watch....lol

[gabrielmartinez49]

lol Kevin's last name and he says it in gears no more ep 1

[BenakaBambi]

finally number 5

amazing tbf 5/5 or should i say 10/5 :D

[caos26]

jajajajaja esta chingon

[Gordengmr]

Woot 5 stars

[FreshNewKiicks]

hahaha

[masterpills]

awesome vid =D

[babyfoxgrant]

nice job with shippidge

[juggalobiggy]

oh kissy kissy kissy

[kubrickman]

Dude, do you know how long it takes to make a GOW2 machinima?

[ReggieIsTotaIyDoPe]

Lol, the beginning was the best

[MrSilverKnight]

fucking funny

[AngelWarriorPit]

How do you duck in gears of war 2?

[Conrox48]

@AngelWarriorPit you get on a wall and click the left or right analog stick I forgot which one

[PipedreamerAce]

Take cover by a wall and press right toggle

[AssassinsReign]

HAHAH MAGIX MUSIC MAKER

[FirEiLiE]

who does the voices?

[MrHalo32009]

@FirEiLiE

It says in the credits

[FoxboyAlex]

@FirEiLiE Do you have something against credits? They're there for a reason.

[Conrox48]

LOL the guys were butteffin' the locust which were touchin' tips.

[VA703REPRESENT]

only white people find this funny

[ganzofsorrow]

*Dramatic music*

"why did'nt we just piss down the hole?"

LOL XD

[soraali]

yes more kevin and dex

[WTFjasmine]

haha lmao when the locust talk it reminds me of daffy duck

[sihkhazard]

holy crap that was funny, 5 STARZ!!!

[halomaster985]

HAHAHAHAHA fuckin hilarious!

[babybackribs1994]

Ah man that is so releaving.

[snake2243]

just gona comment here.

[fredricktheman]

Why never black phoenix?

[Joricky12]

5:51 xD

[BRENDADiZLE]

"I never loved you anyway, its over". lol. xD Third time watchin this.

[devhall05]

gdgdgd

[kramthekiller]

this is the best videos i ever seen on youtube

[woot835]

LOOOL funneh shzt

[ieetmelon]

5:47 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuCKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKK!!!!!!!! :D lol

[iphonedude100]

the intro was fuckin funny

[9800GtGameplay]

ROFLBALLS !! This wuz awesome !!

[DudeSimpson]

I'VE BEEN HERE ALL FUCKIN' DAY!!