FACEBOOK is RETARDED !

[kings3400]

I dont really like facebook either mate!!! Lol!!!

[SuperRiverRat1]

FAB u crack me up fuck mate your a fudge packer and a half! LOL

fuckin facebook, PISS THAT SHIT OFF BRO!

[s1mQn]

RETARDeD

[samuriguy909]

facebook is fucking queer. the only good thing: stalking other people's pics.

[TLJAWSIMIB]

@samuriguy909 LOL!.

[Priesty77]

As soon as I start working it out they change everything. So in short you're on your own, good luck mate.

[TheMaddafukka]

cant stop watch 2:22 omg that man is a god

[TheMattgfc1893]

facebook is full of retared comments and status that why got rid of the shit

[TheCrimsonification]

I had a blast setting up my facebook account, but I really just don't get it. I get game requests all the time. I don't play Farmville, but folks keep pestering me. And they're always sending me pretend joints too smoke. Fuck that...I got the real pot. :) I simply hate facebook. It's a dweeb center for uselessness.

[FBIRoyLindell]

Hey FAB you have the same laptop as me mate, hehe!

[TheMisty0004]

i was the same, didn't want anything to do with facebook but i checked it out a few months ago and pissed it off after a few wks

[x0deano0x]

mate the new facebook is fucken retarded.. can go blow a goat for all i care . but what i've done with my facebook homepage is pissed off that stupid bar down the side that shows me what people are saying about each other. and all i've done is added people to a "list" (another stupid new thing they've introduced) . now within the lists you can pick what you wanna see. so i've set it to just show status updates and images. so i don't see anything else.

[MrVicist]

Learning to drive facebook is like learning to drive the space shuttle. It can be known, but do you really need to know it?

[JORDTHFC]

Your a fucking legend mate

[lionela7messi]

fooken eshays adlays.

no

just

no.

[theperfektulogee]

Thank you. Facebook is fucking retarded.

[sunnyboy537]

Did you just Farking open that beer with ya eye , Holy sh it, Teach meeh

[dawkdog666]

social networking mix and match electronically

[McShaunthomo05]

i love ya vids Fat Bastrad real straight up the way i like it m8 keep this shit going fuckin funny and ya tell the facts

[SuperBigbrian]

facebook is a way for people with no friends to pretend they actually have lots of friends

[JPUP1697]

Facebook is for dumb socials that think people give a shit about what the hell they do everyday!!!!!!

[Tjwardx]

facebook Is Retarded lol. thats what i think. i dont know shit either about it and i hate how the main page is everyones shit. i dont get on because i dont want to read a bunch of random peoples things they sat and did all day.

[WhateverProdution]

i'll add ya mate, i will teach you everything. Oh and lets park the cuss bus and tow it over to acceptable behavior ville.

Cheers mate

[geeburrows]

you calling anyone/thing retarded is a classic example of the old pot and kettle

[JumboJimbo2011]

FaceBook is awful as well MySpace and all that rubbish. I can't be bothered with it at all.

[itzwinton]

I can't tell if your serious or not because you say something with an angry face and then you suddenly laugh...?

[runescapeftwl0l123]

i am with this man :D

facebook sucks :L

[aussasman97]

hahahahaahaha i fucking love you dude!!! your a funny bastard ! <3,by the way im not gay i love you in a guy way ! :D

& yes facebook is fuckin retarded

[DavinaFaerie]

& just subbed... :0)

[DavinaFaerie]

Haha, another Aussie... Adding you now, that shit was funny, LOL

[XyourlatexwetdreamX]

am thumbs downing everyone who disses you!!!

[RachelJaneStorm8]

Did you just open that bottol with your eye?! :O you have got to teach me how to do tht! :D

[Hzqi]

HAhahaha. It's your WALL you silly geezer. The WALL is the direct broadcast of open activity among your friends.

[MrMegatino10]

U have the same laptop as me XD

[thatsmehcomment123]

FATTY!

[kosmotom]

look at him with the frothy. he fking loves it

[Victorres231]

how can you have 26,000 views

[davidrowson01]

as much as i really like the videos you put up but if i recall you made a video called "if you don't like it FARK OFF" and here you are making this........

[Xbox360FanSite]

LOL agree with you on this one FAB Thumbs Up

[brittany106373]

what's the point of having one if you don't like it?

[xXCiranneXx]

Haaaa I love how you say fucking like every 3 seconds ;D

[crazedADDICTION]

facebook sucks my swetty nut sack, real world is bomb sheit. Cellulars all the way.

[mernstgeek]

if you can get me a ticket to fly over there... I will in a min

[Jeruxoxo]

Facebook is fucking retarded

[nafism6969]

facebook masterbates ur fantasy land dreams.

keep dreamin.

[ChanginDIS]

What is with the constant swearing?

[ChanginDIS]

Justin bieber is an alright singer live bt not on music videos

[TheFortaz]

well then dont drink while driving. i have deleted friends so i dont have random requests that i dont want, since most all the people i added i actually KNEW IN PERSON!

[SK4869]

FAB Think You Need a License Just For Face Book Maybe Then You Can

Drive Better, No More Pot Holes ( ^_~)

[chopchopdoggydog]

facebook is a bit boring but i do not know why i use it, i just do

[Plastonick]

Facebook's retarded.

[robbieraeful]

@Plastonick This r-word needs to STOP! Don't use it if you're gonna comment a friend or send a message.

[ilovemesomechicken]

@robbieraeful YOUR A RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD

[XyourlatexwetdreamX]

@robbieraeful ahhh mate fuck off aye you find shit offensive then fucking turn it off mate!!

[michelob174]

Your "home page" shows what your ppl are doin, Your "profile pages" is ppl talking to you

[mortimer2100]

Haha, your awesome man. your 100% correct about facebook being retarded. all those types of sites are just plain moronic. I feel sorry for people who feel that they have to tell everyone about every single thing they did on that particular day. I just woke up!! I just ate some shitty cereal!!!!! I just took a dump!!!! uhhh ohhh...no toilet paper!!!! I have no life which is why i have a virtual farm and i feel like harming myself when my vegetables die!!!!!!!

[TheCusterCat]

Shave that catapiller off from under your snot holes you ugly fat prick

[antivain360]

@TheCusterCat Get fucked you cock sucking piece of shit.... :)... Seriously.

[TheCusterCat]

@antivain360 go bang your cock between two house bricks.

[RockyPuppetShow]

Yes. Facebook is fucking retarded and anyone that can explain it to you is also fucking retarded. For some asinine reason it seems FB hasremoved the feature that allows you to approve photos that you are tagged in. That is, if someone tags you, you are tagged... no permission neccessary. You can remove the tag but them someone else will simply tag you again. Your only option is to stop people from viewing all your photos . FB is retarded.

[ApplepieAussie]

omfg i love this cunt, i love people who speak their mind.

Subbbbbbbbeedddddddd

he thinks the exact fucking same as me rofl.

[ml60001]

its called news feed aussie

[STiXz92]

This guy either is a wonderful troll, or shouldn't be allowed near a computer.

Or a GPS, converged PDA smartphone or any other piece of modern technology for that reason.

[RockyPuppetShow]

@STiXz92 booooo.  FB sucks. Any rational programmer will tell you that.

[STiXz92]

@RockyPuppetShow I'd consider myself a rational programmer.

[STiXz92]

@STiXz92 Likewise over here.

[h4yley88]

ahhh gotta love your videos!!! 

[BSkicky]

i h8 fb, theres no fucking point to it..... thats probably why i spend 2 hours a day on it ffs!

[bikerbro4life]

yeah mate solid point proven about facebook! it sure is retarted..

[itsdacinch]

lol you should be the face of Face Book, God you crack me up. Not many people as straight forward as you these days, and that is just a God same. i Hate it when say keep up the great work, why the fuck do they say that. Take Care FAB.

[WorkSucksChannel]

i agree, facebook has just become a money maker, it's only a matter of time till some nerd comes up with the next latest trend, facebook will be something of the past before something else comes along

[MusicMan20061210]

I've had FB for a few years now. And I experienced the same thing...What is it good for?

So,I cancelled my account a while back.

Even that was hard to do...they want to hold onto you as long as possible.

Wtf...Book In My Face account!

[Musemistress]

I'll add ya to my Facebook if only to help teach you how it works :P. Yeh I got hooked on it a couple years ago due to wanting to keep in contact with CHOSEN friends over seas instead of needing to stick around on the forums they also used with people I couldn't care less about.

Applications (Apps, or FB games they call them), do NOT get hooked on those. Ignore all requests to join, I'm sure someone has told you how to block them as they come, but I'll do my best to help. As for driving it? Yeh

[mrkurd]

u r old.... that's y fb is the best

[slimeytilley]

twitter is much easier to use because there is no games and that crap so maybe you should ditch facebook and use twitter

[RawrImAnAntelope]

You look very similar too my dad.. It's kinda scary, you even talk the same..

[evilchooken]

The HOME page shows the top status updates or live stream of status updates. The posts are there for everyone to know

Your PROFILE page is ALL your posts and on that page, people ARE talking to you

[esxsposer1]

I'll help you out there mate. Im constantly on :D

[esxsposer1]

I'll help you out there mate. Im constantly on :D

[TheBmcgr81]

Facebooks for fagsTwitters for twits

[leostano]

LMAO THE BASTARD BOX

[TheMooz1949]

Wow FAB! We've known each other for 4 years already!

Call me after 2 pm, if possible. I don't know dick about fb.

You cuming over to the US?

Luvs,

mooz

[XxpurehunterxX09]

ur a legend fab

[deegz01]

love the beer opening trick mate, dub the sound urself?> hahah FAB rocks

[deegz01]

I dont and never have had a facebook account, cos its simply fucked. my wife and friends all love it though.

[yxrated87]

maybe u need to have a good think whos retarded

[MonaroDoorslammer]

I find Facebook is the best thing for finding long forgotten school friends and the occasional YouTuber.

[1blondemoon]

face book drives me insane all the wannabe party kids 21 put up all their drunken party photos and all the weenybobbers with all their in F"n code talk Isorry I can*t read brailOMG! is the only thing I understand cause a singer sings the dam song

[Daz80]

Thats not your homepage. Its the news feed. YOUR home page is your profile page, and any messages put on there by other people are messages to YOU. The news feed tells you whats going on with OTHER people. I can see how you would find it confusing though, since they call the news feed page the Home page. It should be called News.

[yxrated87]

@Daz80 its confusing coz hes dumb

[TheUnDeRGRouNDHoBo]

fark facebook they let anyone write scripts basically means zero security so easy to be hacked i cant figure out how to delete mine wtf ive tried maybe 10 times and do ya fix harddrives mate external 1`s >>?

[1blondemoon]

@TheUnDeRGRouNDHoBo

I delete them by right clicking & delte wait & they disappear and now if they shit me with their crap I actuall go to your information page you will see a block area if you know their emails block them it certainly tidys up your site! that much I have found out but as FAB said all that shit that people can paste on your wall if you want to hear from people is just criminal 1blondemoon

[BeetleJuice1236]

Is this all Jefthro was talking about lol ametures

[Awes0meAsFuck]

fuck farmville :)

[TheMissKatiebuckley]

Haha funny funny!

Homepage is for you to be noisy and see what everyone else is getting up to!! ;D ;D

[jefferyrowe1960]

FAB YOU GAVE WRONG LINK THAT IS YOUR FAMILY FACEBOOK

YOUR YOUTUBE LINK IS

com/#!/pages/The-Fat-Aussie-Ba­rstard/103776579698609

[jefferyrowe1960]

So did you think making a FAB Group in your FaceBook was a bad idea or does my fake accent just suck that much

[jefferyrowe1960]

oh you took me out well you could have let me know

[jefferyrowe1960]

I'm going to respond this Part 2 Computer Chat Room Chaos you can post it or let it go later FAB

[mrpatty29]

did he just use his moustache to open that?

[dylanbrown93]

ur a fucken legend

[fbvilela]

You don't need a facebook expert, man... you already know what is this all about... You have just done the best facebook review, ever! you just don't know it yet hahahahaha

[DannyEmbling]

tossing up today whether to run with beer, pizza, both or neither today ... and you've just removed two wrong answers

With Facebook, on many occasions, beside anything you don't want to see, is a drop down that offers "don't show this", "dont show any of these" or "dont show stuff by this person" .. that can help you clear out most of the games and flowers and hugs and stuff.

[s01lb0rn]

Good show, personally I recently quit Facebook... By quit I guess I mean abandoned. It doesn't really do ya much good, if your so called 'friends' cared about you that much you'd think they could give you a phone call or something.

But seeing as its actually impossible to remove/delete your account once its created and all you can do is 'deactivate' it, I went ahead and deleted every single one of the 400-something people I had connected with, removed all photos and changed my name. Win.

[slickvertigoflow]

he doesnt really open it with his eye...its a trick you gooses lol

[rozzer1142]

HE OPENS BEER WITH HIS EYE

[Tripp426]

I use facebook occasionally but I'm not obsessed.

[robbieraeful]

@Tripp426 I use it pretty often during the summer because I really miss my friends and I want to send messages to them.

[Tripp426]

@robbieraeful Hey whatever works.

[HotsDonutz]

@robbieraeful Call them! You with the phone. You know htat thing that actually lets you TALK to people for real.

[DavidF488]

You need to go to Profile to see things to you not your Home, your Home page is the News Feed with all your friends' stuff

[LittleBigDood]

Mate, look up making a facebook page so u dont have to have people add to your account if you can understand it

[LittleBigDood]

Mate, stick to youtube

[ingeniusable]

The guy in this video is the retard, but a FUNNY retard - that's all that matters.

[GarnettFan4Life5]

you are spot on champion

[azzaboiii217]

Mate ur a fking legend !

[WolfgangAmadeusGiles]

oh GOOD!!!

another chopper impersonator

praise allah be

we're saved

[GrumpSkull]

FaceBook is for low aptitude sticky beaks that have boring lives.

[jefferyrowe1960]

@GrumpSkull AOL chat, Yahoo chat, Youtube chat, Facebook chat, I been a Boring Beak Online Chatter for twenty years with friends all over the world, It is better then being Lonely and yes I have a Life, I put a lot of it in my YouTube (chat) Videos peace JeffoNo

Oh your right, all I was able to complete is six years of college, my apptitude sucks.

[GoldIsPowerr]

All these fuckin invatations form these fuckin games like farmville, and other fackin' crap

[jefferyrowe1960]

@GoldIsPowerr Zango; dude I do facebook but I don't Zango games. I facebook to spy on my daughter. And it is a easy way to send My YouTube Videos to the friends that I have known for 45 years. They wont watch my youtube on youtube, they will watch my Youtube on Facebook

[jefferyrowe1960]

@GoldIsPowerr Farming is kind of fun on Xbox Offline but I don't do video games, I'm to busy chattin.

[CCWAVES]

true fuckin aussie haha

[SantaIsBitchin]

its "friends activity" you fuckin idiot

[EU214191819]

Facebook retarded or just some users?

[Kruizinby]

Awww Pete no wonder people wantya guts for garters you broke the rule of the cool and bagged facebook lmfao! I dont do facebook.

I hate getting asked if I have it. I say Fuck Facebook it's not for me X

[ZOMGitsDouchebag]

Your retarded!

[SuperYourusernamecan]

I gave an advice to my mate about how to handle facebook - "leave all sanity outside and approach it like a california beach-blond girl" he agreed with me :)

[johnkor]

U might need my help later mate ^^

[XtraXtraodinaire]

farrkkk aarrrppp

[luppies101]

facebook is f'ed in tha BUMMMMMMMMMMM good on ya

[subhavsharma1986]

no offence mate but in case u hvnt noticed, the page or on has a title "NEWS FEED"

[BowtieRawr]

Your profile will show whos talking to you. Your homepage is what all your friends are talking about.

Your homepage is also known as your newsfeed :)

Old people really dont have a clue :)

[c3052424]

@FAB How the fuck did you open that bottle on your eye socket? Is anyone else not asking this question that was fucking incredible...

[hpshbhs]

its fuckin retarded haha!!

[Artybruh]

I love fat Aussie bastards, especially ones that swear like crazy galas! Subscribed

[BrisVegasBomber]

YOur right. . it is fucking retarded, but why do i keep going back to it??? Well, im honoured. . .dead set fucking honoured to have the FAB as my facebook friend

[chingtwangy]

this guy is a fuckin legend.

[TheCrunchifiedOne]

This guy is defiantly australian. He swears more than shane dawson.

[Intel1502]

@TheCrunchifiedOne Has shane EVER sworn?

[TheCrunchifiedOne]

@Intel1502 yeah

[Intel1502]

@TheCrunchifiedOne no?

[whereismygracejesus]

Your such a media tart fatty.

Have you tried twofacesbook that's the Christian version. Beware though you can't collect your Email unless you donate 50 bux and get a cheap tin butterfly knocked up in a sweat shop in Asia.

[TheDailyMixup]

Fuck fuck cyclist fuck you. Your not cool. Just cause Teddy made a popular video docent mean you'll get popular.

[Neonman78]

Well first of all, not everyone gets 50-60 friend requests everyday.

[Smileforblakey]

@richdeanz you like xbox live because it is free? Ummm.... You pay a monthly subscription to use it genius. Also facebook is the free social site (hence why you don't pay money). Just had to educate you...

[phpfanboi]

It's that retarded its worth over 40 billion dollars lol!

[CpnAwsome]

Make a new face book an a fan facebook an then on your personal one only accept people you know an dont give your infomation out commonly

[TheAwsumDylan]

its not YOUR homepage its THE home page, if some one is talking to you it will be in the notifications up top its a little picture of the earth

[iffy13]

Mate! Fuck facebook! I really think you should become our next prime minister of Australia!

[1blondemoon]

@iffy13 i fully agree too 1blondemoon

[spacecat1au]

@iffy13 I totally agree! All who want to elect the Fat Aussie Bastard as our Prime minister say I....The I's have it!!

[spacecat1au]

@iffy13 I totally agree! All who want to elect the Fat Aussie Bastard as our Prime minister say I....The I's have it!!

[niptuck117]

@iffy13 Fuck that, he should be the President of the entire world.

[benmurd]

Why is it that old people never understand these things?

[muckrunner308]

FB friend added, one more person to dribble useless shit on your wall!!

[ThomasDemko]

Give chopper reid a call and let him bitch about it in his next tour if he will. :D

[andygaras]

facebook is fuckin retarted *insert fake chuckle*

[teknoheadbro]

With a fucked name like yours Extremist87 I have a hard time believing you're anything BUT a trouble maker. Fuck off back to your shitty fucking muslim hovel.

Also, You're a funny fat cunt FAB.

[eXtremist87]

Immigrants made Australia the great country it is today. If you think stopping immigrants into the country will stop gangs, then you've got it all wrong. Aussies are trouble makers just like any other nationality here.

[donk304]

Laughed my fucken ass off lol. ur right facefucken farm and all that shit r crapface is the biggest privacy scam ever know . be carefull mate ,it just takes over your life and soon you will wake up with it on your face in ya face and its the last thing you see at night lol

[PandaMarius]

Enough "Fucks" in the video, or what?

[richdeanz]

If you use the home page for facebook, you're a stalker. If you don't comment on other people's posts, you're antisocial. If you play facebook games, you're gay. If you attend a facebook event, You probably won't go or it will be cancelled. If you even at least made a facebook account, there is at least one bad aspect of you. I prefer to talk over xbox live because it is free.

[Rolfwar]

yeah you are right fataussie facebook si one of the most USELESS things on the planet

[neilmaharaj]

You drinking light beer u woman!

[peoplewhodrinkable]

Facebook, Twitter etc.; "the weapons of artificial mass socialisation"...

[happydancer2009]

LMFAO!@@!@! your so F*CKING FUNNy man1 FUCK!

[BlackBassification]

oh and nice plug for what i can only thin is your band in the background you fucking sell out you should live in america mate, youd fit in quite well over there i think