David Cross - An Existence Predicated Upon Manufactured Necessity

[pecopete3]

you cant fuck a Time Mug

[EvilAntic]

I died at time mug

[seagoer118]

"Pushes the beer into your tum tum so you can start hitting sooner" LMAO, holy shit that's funny!

[drago884]

Oh time mug....time mug...*begins humping fire-seared time mug*

[weej266]

Damn Tobias is kinda buff. 3:54

[coolero80]

David sounds so much like Bill Moseley.

It's like chop top doing standup.

[PuddlePonders]

This bit has instilled enough irony into owning a time mug that it just became a viable purchase.

[zazeify]

is there a human-being alive with pointier elbows?

[Shemassault]

Holy shit, that table to the left looks like it's hovering!

[sevenupyours23]

@Shemassault hahahha it totally does!!!!

[SFBeerGuy]

"Who's the new guy?"

[megaphone69]

perfect travel companion lol

[ALEXisSPANISH]

Yoooouu can't fuck a time mug on T.V.

[johnkwon21]

David Cross fucking rules!

[DukeDanceum]

Now they have cans that will turn blue when 'cold' or 'super cold'

[DashOfRainbow]

This looks like this bit is from "Bigger and Blackerer" but I've watched the entire stand-up episode and I can't find it.

[PinkNinjaProductions]

I just fucking geeeeked out. hahahah

[sm90903]

6:42 Japanese schoolgirl made of weed

[CMBrannstrom]

He blue himself on that beer joke.

[marvin640]

thumbs up if you get the squagels reference

[martingoldfire]

I have to get me a copy of Sky-mall so I can buy that crap and display it in my livingroom, next to a screen that shows this video :-D

[donniedarkodevotte]

Wow. Have you been to the website for TimeMug© ? It's one of the saddest sites I've ever seen. It boasts, "Get the TimeMug Rachel McAdams uses in Morning Glory!" and "As seen in In Touch Weekly." Damn, TimeMug! You are one cutting edge motherfucking mug!

[NexisFilms]

4 time mug owners..

[bigmarty11288]

I'm subscribing to Skymall right away.

[afslayer]

Still my favorite comedian by far! This guy needs more attention!

[7th75thCallaghan]

So good...

[thecheesburgler]

There were a bunch of vibrators in Sky Mall this year.... look in the back.

[chitownhowie]

Dear Coors, I can't get beer in me!

[bal2569]

Noam Chomsky has been preaching it for years.

[Airguitarist88]

Please, everyone at the meeting was eyeing my time mug. It got me so much attention, I couldn't even take subtle glances at the thing so as not to offend Mike from sales.

[ohrwurm]

Time Mug is Squagels II

[musterdsandwich]

IM SOLD

[neoman121]

If you can't get the beer from the glass/bottle into your mouth without spilling... Then you probably already had more than your share, and everyone else's.

[Shizumi13]

who the fuck disliked this?!?

[gt410]

@Shizumi13 some Timemug owner I think :D

[mnyfrsh]

Every time I see DC I wish he'd wear less assholic glasses.

[MrFrozenWaves01]

@mnyfrsh I wish he would wear bigger asshole glasses and tell more luke warm jokes, with the name Jesus Throne.

[BarronGrimm]

F-ing Hilarious

[mtnscu]

This is a guy with a truly great sense of humour who does not seem to have the ability to wrap and sell his jokes.

[rush1er]

@mtnscu True true...OR,.....Maybe he's NOT selling out like they tried to make Dave Chappelle do. Comedians are artists also. Dane Cook being a prime example. His underground shit is hilarious and pure insane genious. Now he's a sell-out( who can't sell out an audience anymore) because he did what he was told to do, because greed took over, and now he's unmarketable. I've been watching David Cross since before Mr. Show(early 90's)... and he is still current and funny and somewhat underground.

[mtnscu]

@rush1er I see what you mean, yes.

I'll go for some more.

[OPE08]

@rush1er Dane cook is, and always has been, an actor who plays a comedian when he can't get gigs acting. Thats why he spends so much money having his lawyers threaten real comedians who point out his fraud...

He is a great businessman, just like P Diddy, he used business acumen to create a false persona

[rush1er]

@OPE08 Like I said, he's a fucking joke stealing sellout, much like C.Mencia... and much like Jay Z(since u mentioned P Diddy) google "Jay Z, I'm a Biter Not a Writer" and see how bad that mo'fo' stole other artists lyrics. Pffft, Sheeple who buy this shit are mentally challenged.

[EyeHateCod]

1 person drinks coors AND figured out how to use the internet.

[Seedr0]

@EyeHateCod It has to be a mistake...

[mobspeak]

They should make a Time Mug cartoon..

[robotzorro]

Thank you fingers! You fuckers did it again! I love you guys!

[MSkull01]

David Cross is my clever alternative.

[TheeMysteryHour]

Time Mug is one of the best stand-up routines of all time. I laughed until I was crying and my whole body ached.

[MartinMichaelHolik]

David Cross rocks! What's the name of this special?

[slubanski1]

@MartinMichaelHolik It's a deleted scene from "Bigger and Blackerer."

[puccino13]

@MartinMichaelHolik tobias funke

[redsoxfan3418]

When he starts doing the physical bit about the time mug, I just couldn't stop imagining it was Tobias. xD

[zelemont]

You can't fuck a time mug on TV!

[chasedabase]

How does this not have more views?

[SugarSigur]

@chasedabase because humans are generally stupid.

[DarkoBeej]

@chasedabase share it!

[c0mpiled]

@chasedabase because dane cook is overrated.

[LaxRatBra]

@chasedabase to underground for you? thats ironic

[mcourville68]

hilarious.

[harshlight7]

People who drink Coors Lite tend to be useless human beings.

[gokuo64]

He's into Japanese girls! I never would have guessed!

[roblrocks]

@gokuo64 isn't every one 

[pyenapple]

Time mug is the best comedy bit ever