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  • I discovered this back in 2007 and hadn't watched it in a lonnnnggggg time. I got drunk and watched tonight because I was watching Steve Nash beat the clippers and remembered how good this was. Amazing video. I agree with whoever said it is still one of the best on youtube.

  • Did anyone else see the penis at 2:08?

  • This is still awesome.

  • This guy is sooo one of us Brogans!!!!!

  • how gay can this get!

  • I like how on the beginning he tells someone to hit it but he turns an presses a button to start the music... + he is a little off beat when he says dirknowitzki def the first time....

  • dirk notviski defffinatly drove the coaches loco. a 7 footer makin 3's just like they were a free throw you can screen him double team him. have roger clemens beat him

  • Can you pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eez post the lyrics!

  • Бля охуенно красава чувак! :D

  • whats the last song original name? could someone tell me please?

  • @Niidermaiers Nelly Furtado ft Timbaland - Give it to Me

  • @jianh1989 thanks mate, you saved me :)

  • Thts hilarious

  • @musicsavers deserve THE death? go back to your shit country faggot.

  • Not funny...You jewish americunts deserve the death

  • lol

    

  • i meant 1:59

  • go to 2:00 wtf

  • whats the second song original name??????????

  • @SupBitchezz its This is why i'm hot - Mims

  • fucking retard in the end hahahahahaha "on the world" hahahahaahahahaha

  • 0:06. That is the funniest thing i've ever heard.

  • Yes! I remember when I first saw this a long time ago and I was like one day Dirk will get his championship ring. And now he finally got what he deserved

  • this is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny lol " HE IS DIRKALICOUS!" h he he

  • awsome!!

    You're a funny cat!

  • Dirkalicious!!!! Gotta love the fact that we are now world champions!!!!!!

  • Haha you're very funny!!!!!!!!:-)

  • Dude why havent you been in a movie, like superbad or the hangover???

  • Dirk's still got it. Proof was today, and game 4 of nba finals...actually the whole playoffs...the whole season. Since he was born.

  • they play this on the danish coverage of NBA when dirk scores :P

  • How bout them sonics now haha i feel bad seattles a boss city

  • i still watch this like once every 6 months

  • This was a great video. I'm glad I watched this.

  • This..Is..BEAST! :)

  • Dirkaliscious...

    

  • and F.Y.I... Dirk is Hot!

  • 115 people are PASTY PASTY!!!! lmao

  • when he sings about nash, i know i had heard this song somewhere

  • is that a penis

    

  • @onomonopee yes

  • Dirk a licious - breaks the NBA Playoff FT record. POW!

  • type "short guy dunks" in the youtube search box to see a 5'5 guy dunking a 10ft hoop

  • I liked the part where he rapped.

  • pasty pasty lololololololololololololololo­lololololol

  • everytime he says "he measures so low", the ruler with the thumb looks like a penis.

  • @rr12003 lol.... i was just thinking the same thing

  • I need you I need ya I need you I need ya Baby, I need you I need ya I need you I need ya Last night was a blur, but all I remember is Black shirt, bare carats on my wrist Me and a couple men rollin' up in a whip Met a pretty young lady, should I say bitch Will I ever see you again Always lookin' for another man's riches Why do you do this to us men And that's why we call them bitches See I don't understand, she wasn't with a man How could I leave without a number way better song
  • gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggg

  • dirtmagistygip dirtmagistygip dirtmagisty gip gip gip gip gip (: wtf is he on about

  • Is that a dick

  • This song is soo beast ! lmfao

  • He def needs to make of more of these

  • It's still one of my favorites! I love the original.

  • what the f*** is this S***

  • i tried to favorite this again lol

  • watching these old ones i'm starting to realize how bad the picture quality on most of these videos were. still one of the best videos on youtube!

  • Got a small Canadian body! Hahaha 3 years later this is still so fresh!

  • wats the last song the original

  • watch?v=VxCJMjF1uSM

    White boi gets owned by BLACK MAN in rap battle

  • @VivyanneLunetta01370 boooooooo motherfucker stop advertising idiot

  • He seems a little tense

  • the way he grabs the Dirk poster is smooth

  • he has´t won a thing/ring since lakers traded shaq

    best part (Y)

  • lol pooped on themselves is the best part!

  • Three and a half years later, still one of the best videos on YouTube!

    Eric never did get the recognition I think he deserved for this.

  • We watched this in school today!!! :D

  • i like the kobe 1

  • hey anyone feel short? here is the solution

    " Helpo Growth Formula " it worked for me....

  • am i the only on who thinks he sounds auto tuned

  • @PivotJ6 yeah you are

  • ummmmm.........whats that picture on the bottom right at 2:08 ????????

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  • @myrealnameislevi hahahaha thats what i was looking at LOL

  • This guy is so weird, but funny. This first one was the funniest

  • This is a classic

  • lol 

  • LOL :D

  • this guy is racist. all his favorite players are white.

  • @kevinofili9 kobe's black

  • @VoXvelocity And during the entire "Rap" he's putting Kobe down.. doesn't seem like a Kobe fan to me. Go listen to how complimentary he is to Dirk and Nash.. then he gets to Kobe "He hasn't won a thing since the Lakers traded Shaq"

  • @ImmortalDragon

    "You can shoot if you're Bryant, You can't if you're not"

    "When Kobe is in the zone, no one can slow him down"

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  • @grominsT___T Dumb.

    The first quote you mentioned.. he pretty much states that only Bryant is allowed to shoot. (ballhog reference) He has the green light, while others must submit to him and pass.

    The second one he ends it with "Except for young girls that he meets from out of town" - No explanation needed.

    Fail.

  • @kevinofili9 kobe

  • @kevinofili9 Wow, how can someone be so stupid. He's a fucking NBA fan! Why in the world would he be an NBA FAN if he doesn't like blacks?!?! Some people just have an inferiority complex...

  • "red delicious" lol hahahaha

  • 1:23 is he in a #8 uniform?

  • @dtasteucanc He was #8 for only 10 years of his NBA career. Come on dude. lol

  • hahahahaha

  • first song is the best :D

  • wowo 2beezydotcom this vid is so superb yo if you're interested in learning to dunk you have to go here now - "50inch vertical (dot) com"

    holler at me later 2beezydotcom

  • 0:59 like his dance moves lol

  • lol

  • It's not a dick at 2:10, it's a ruler to show how short he is.

  • ur vertical is over 4 feet BULL SHIT!!!!!!

  • Call me crazy but is that a dick at 2:10

  • dude ur the fucking shit man u make me laugh alot man ur cool by my book

  • sup #VIDEOPOSTERID#, I'm practicing to maximize my vertical jump by performing the exercise program over at | 50 inch vertical [dot] com | - and so far got like over 9-10 inches so far but I am only a bit off from dunking on the rim It is only my second week thus far, any advices?

    PAUL BROGAN - NBA RAP (Original)

  • lmfao the steve nash one was the best. But all were good, you should do more players. you got something here.

  • greatest thing ever

  • LOL sonics

    they dont exist anymore

  • make 2010 version that will be so hilarious.

  • lol nice

  • the first 1:15 is awesome. skip the rest

  • i wonder how he feels about tha sonics goin 2 oklahoma city haha

  • "hit it!" *pauses to turn on music* LMFAO XD

  • Nice vid. good job

  • This is amazing.

  • This is the bloody Chatroulette pianist for sure!

  • Where is the first one a pardoy of?

  • Fergalicious by Fergie

  • The greatest individual's in the 'NMBA'

  • wow that was random

  • jesus that's crazy son! yooo 2beezydotcom, do you jump high enough to dunk? You need to take a look at this if you can't - 50 inch vertical (dot) com

    PAUL BROGAN - NBA RAP (Original)

  • this never gets old :)

  • 2beezydotcom, This video rocks.

  • 2beezydotcom yo, after I gained past 12 ins on my jump by completing the training program at snipr{dot}com/verticaldunk, being outrebounded is the least thing I have to worry about in a game now, lol

    PAUL BROGAN - NBA RAP (Original)

  • the dirk nowitzki part was the best.

  • @rossimavs yup. cuz he's pasty pasty!!!!

  • thats reDIRKulous

  • go on american idol that would be so funny

  • how r there 3 difrent sports

  • @Elplankto11 that's the point

  • yea we germans rock^^

  • nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you rap real creativly hahaha you must have no life to take so much time making your vid that good

  • This is your best rap from this fictional basketball fan.

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ this is so funny!!!!!!!!!

  • lol niceee

    people chek ma page Jayfreshist

  • roflmfao

  • lmfao this shiet was hilarous!

  • That is so funny!!!!

  • u wish u were that good on the inside

  • you do realize it's only an act right? retard.

  • You clearly don't watch basketball... YOU get a life YOU get a job and don't bother me again.

  • toto je kokot

  • lmafao so fncken funny

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  • haha good job guy. lol

  • He was spittin during kobes part lol

  • AHHAHHAHHAHHA LMFAO THIS IS AWESOME

  • HE IS A FREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!

  • yo what did u use to make your voice like electronic or echo-e

  • he wears a supersonics shirt , comes from washington and raps about dallas and l.a.?? okkkk.......

  • Derkalisious? Ok........

  • he only passes it to people who pass back!

  • not to be mean but did you get bored that day

  • lol

  • What is the picture on the bottom right with Steve Nash? Is that something dirty?

  • haha nice vid man

  • No wonder the SuperSonics went South.

  • funny he fucking rocks

  • u forgot lebron

  • Why aren't you signed to a major record label yet.

  • keep it up your hilarious

  • ur a fucking doucsh u cracker

  • ur an idiot, this man is hilarious

  • Crazy jewish faggot! ;-)

    Well done!

  • wow. amazing. imagine if he messed up between those.

  • hahaha this is great. deserves more views.

  • u rock that is soo awesome and kobe is the best

  • WOW! this is coooooooooooolllll

  • this guys so funny ahahaha!

  • kobe kicks ass and his other video with lebron sucked 2 lebron and kobe r the best i dont think this guy knows wat hes talken about