Youtube Poop - Woody Trips Over Garlic Bread

[Benumtown]

don't watch this while stoned.

especially fucking 0:42.

fuck you, gertgert.

[LexiDaMaster]

" there seems to be no intelligent lifeform" "HELLO!!!!!!!!" *bang* "AHHHHHHH"

[ShatterproofmusicTM]

I pissed myself when buzz said "you fuckin' wanker"

[Gaara37455]

Gang Rape

[TheWebkinzlover2001]

no doubt one of the funniest things ive ever seen XD

[BurgerGuy8]

"A good soldier never leaves a man behind."- The soldier who left a guy on the floor.

[Keybladezeldaawesome]

I shitted my pants at 0:03, and it got browner from there.

[ZAZlZanAzeZeb]

I AM THIS CLOSE TO RAPEING YOU

KISS MY OSS!

[Mrsonicdude100]

I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!

[spideyjojo1]

XD this whole video made me shit my pants spit my drink and ROFL make a sequel to this or somthing your poops are a legend p.s. 45 people misspelled toy :D

[Th4EvilH4nd]

The word I'm searching for... I can't say... because I'm gay AH AH AH AH AH AH AH

[VerySourLemon]

Why do I find 1:40-1:49 so friggin' hilarious?

[Heavysbagel]

Ah! My shit! I wish I could be that happy when I saw it.

[turtleturtle182]

I literally pissed my pants

[logan8tor12]

I AM THIS CLOSE TO RAPING YOU.

[Taking1n1]

I went on this video because the name

[LithiumDynamite]

NEGATIVE

[bowrey118]

xD fat dude from goldeneye raped to death

[Stinkyjohn1]

3:26 Turn up the volume as high as you can because you can't hear it

[theangrybirdmakers]

This is hilarious!

[y4123cp]

buzz: my shit!

[TheRegart]

haha! This is great

I came! I finally came!!!

[ace5762]

THEY'RE HERE!! AWHUFIIEUIUIAGVBUDGI XD

[theangrybirdmakers]

Kiss my arse! LOL

[XxNufffsedxX]

okay.... you sir.... may have caused me to purchase a new keyboard, i was drinking soda when I saw the first 15 seconds of the video and spit everywhere with laughter at woodies first words in the video.

[PADDLERSOFUSA]

A good soldier never leaves a man behind, too bad I'm not a good soldier.

[Webpelt]

5:40 I lost it... x'D

[TheAhlias100]

KISS MY ASS

[flamethrower3501]

Andy: You saved the day again woody! Woody: I am this close from raping you! () that close!

[ChikaTheStrange]

45 people were the dildo who got invited. XP

[AK1729]

It's 4:30 am and I almost died laughing lucky I woke noone up xD

[thinkofrainbows]

oh dear god, why is it so trippy?

[Kokansea123]

yep thats pretty much it in a nutshell

[00samee00]

Bababababububabaabu, So no one told you...

[789JOE789]

hate to brake up the meeting but thier he-LSJHBLD HHHAAHAHAHAHA

[Enderman243]

For some reason my pants smell waird after watrching this video.

[mario199923]

@Enderman243 ಠ_ಠ

[akawiangel]

i mean 0:23

[akawiangel]

is that the rock in :23

[thefadedline1]

@akawiangel getting Gored? yeah it's him

[Wallgrave45]

You saved the day again woody.

WOODY: Im this close to raping you!!

[Enderman243]

3:52 - 4:01

Woody:Buzz,Buzz,come back!

Buzz:Kiss my awss

Woody:No! Buzz! lets Get in the back,no one will see us there!

Buzz:Negative,it's much safer in the cock.

[Enderman243]

1:35 - 2:40 Oh,im so glad your not gay!

[DrDaniel98521]

What am i gonna blow xD

[German499yum]

Et scares me

[corpanilla988]

he actually does trip over garlic bread at 3:45, there was garlic bread there but you cant see it

[0126Wolf]

Big mouth buzz lol

[XxMinyxWheatsxX]

3:22-3:28 lmfao So funny xD "chewy chewy chewy chewy (static)" xD

[peacewolf12147]

"I am this close to raping you!!!"

[STIWuff]

i lol'd at foghorn woody 3:13

[corpanilla988]

I am buzz lightyear, i cum

[ellienadmags]

hahha this is hilarious 'I came, I finally came!!' *censored* LOL

[ellienadmags]

Buzz...I would love to see you NAKED XD

[Wyntar0wl]

My shit!!! XD

[Wyntar0wl]

Gang rape gang rape XD

[xXMeganMcKenzieXx]

That was freaky.

[JaemzStar]

lol like toy story in a comedic nutshell

[Queenrock990]

You *bleep* *bleeeep* *bbleep* *bleep* *bleep* xDD

[JadeSakura631]

I died when I saw this! x'D

What's the song at 3:18? :)

[maplelover56]

Group rape

[Destructerator]

5:08 CRASH BANDICOOT 2!

[Destructerator]

"A dildo!"

"WHO INVITED THAT KID?!"

[EpicUsernameLol]

2:50

"Buzz, I would love to see you naked."

Who knew Woody loves Yaoi.

[EpicUsernameLol]

"A dildo."

"Who invited that kid?!" XDDDDD

[xXWhiteyFTWXx]

Negative. XD

[FilltheStew]

I'm still waiting for the garlic bread

[hellokittypowa1992]

3:15 War of the world tri pod noise lmao xD

[TheKigYarGamer]

*Lands*

"You f**king Wankah!"

That would've been awesome if that was actually in the movie!

[MakeMeEvil82]

Kiss Ma Arsssse

[notsosmartstuff]

That was Freaky

[TALLMIDGET818]

5:08 nice crash bandicoot 2 reference

[SEANTHEBEAVER]

Who invited that kid?!

[BlackCat56100]

They should make movie like this... It'd make a lot of money. Lmfao!!!!

[Gregster427]

0:04 seizure

[tsnell7]

dunn dunn dunnn*woodys head turns and dosec close up in face* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[tsnell7]

XD BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN! WHERE! *shows e.t.* HAAAAAAA! and gang rape gang rape

[BeatlesFanCharsh]

KISS MY ASS.

[rockersfilms23]

funny



[games4356]

I AM THIS CLOSE TO RAPEING YOU!! lol

[mint3465]

I CAME I FINALLY CAME

The big one...

What am I gonna blow...?

[NASCARFAN160]

This is my favorite Toy Story YTP :D

[Shadowreeper213]

Lol,

Andy: Woody saves the day! "pulls string"

Woody: I am this close to raping you!

To be honest I thought when woody said Buzz look an alien i thought he was gonna say Buzz look a "Penis!" or something like that

[rangermad11]

THAT WASN'T FLYING THAT WAS.. FLYING LMFAO!!!! XD

[NASCARFAN160]

That was so funny I couldn't watch it again. XDDDDDD

[FiFaPlayer1997]

3:54

[madaboutmarceline]

i burst out laughing when i saw E.T. at 2:16!

[Snyarhedir]

1:06 to 1:09

the usual suspects

[feenix121]

buzz i would love to see u NAKED. lol

[flamethrower3501]

wow! A dildo! WTF!

[ForeverOdin]

I had to stop the video at a couple parts because I was laughing so damn hard xD

[99oildrops]

Woody's first line almost killed! xD

[Thisusernamehatesyou]

I DIED SO HARD KDGBN<GJDBJDBKJ<BS

[InFlames2421]

1:58 lmfao.

[5milesprower493]

That micro phone @ 0:27 needs to be cleaned. Its so ******* dirty!

[ErinnSingss]

Is this real life?

[xXMeganMcKenzieXx]

That was freaky.

[Gossipnastar]

5:17 I CRIED XD

[meta527II]

Is the song at 6:07 from Snow White?

[meta527II]

2:17 What I think of this video

[xh34dsh0tk1ngx]

You fucking wika! I lost it

[Lunar1554]

LOOK AN ALIEN! E.T, lol.

[DwightKoh93]

"What am I gonna blow?". HAHAHAHAHAH!

[TheSpoofDude]

LOL 6:18

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[Potater757]

I hate to break up the staff meeting but,

DEUAGHDEUAAAAAAAA!

[asiantwinkiesdotcom]

@PineappleDrumz the mom?!?

[PineappleDrumz]

Who invited that kid?

[asiantwinkiesdotcom]

THAT WASNT FLYING! THAT WAS FLYING! Burnt like cookies! Wait what?

[PeterYohansen]

5:43 The big one... XD

[dylanisfake]

3:15

[raspberryrage1]

Woodys face at 2:17 haha

[Onedreamtolive]

(Buzz points and smiles) "You fucking wanker!"

[j4c0bthegr34t]

Wow

[yoshiman1998]

Whers da garlic bread

[Chandra25cool]

Woody:Buzz come back

Buzz:Kiss my ass

[Chandra25cool]

At 3:25 it was holy fucking funny

[TehEvilLlama1]

Aliens: BAA BAABAABAABAA BAA BAABAA BAA!! X2 that was a really good tune thar.

[MegaBigBowser]

Mr. Potato head: If andy starts playing with me more, will you push me out the window too

Woody: yea!

[OceanandRic]

....he never tripped over garlic bread

[MidmorningCat]

"Buzz!" "Negative!" "BUZZ!" "Negative!" "Buzz..!" "...negative!"

I dunno why his smaller "negative" while he was in the car made me laugh so hard, it just DID.

[rkoslater150]

2:14 scared me to death

[TehEvilLlama1]

Woody's face at 2:17 LOL

[katherinnnnne]

I cried laughing at this video, like real tears

[AllOutNoobHater]

I CRIED SO FUCKING HARD ON 3:13. FUCKING AWESOME SOUND!

[Lclarkeyhere]

0:41 lmfao :D

[mistermatt157]

1:40



[toadytododile]

AND SUDDENLY YOU FIND YOURSELF SUCKIN ****

[toadytododile]

favorite part

4:35-4:40

[MultiMexican1996]

whats the song used at 3:29 please i need to know please!!! thank u

[TehEvilLlama1]

"I'M THIS CLOSE TO RAPING YOU!!"

[RockHotTamales]

MY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

[smokeyhyena]

*gasps*

my shituh!

[MrNuclearArmageddon]

"I'M THIS CLOSE TO RAPEING YOU!" XD

[SkyLord1337]

*buzz gasps* MY SHIT!! XD

[AbbeyIncorporated]

"The word I'm searching for I can't say, because I'm gay. Aaaaaaaa"

[TheGuwrovsky]

I don't remember doin' acid today...

[DEMONICchicken369]

Woa!!!! Lol

[gagagagagagification]

Mother of God my sides

[gagagagagagification]

"A good soldier never leaves a man behind!"

*sets down*

This resulted in me actually going"BAHAHA"

Well done.

[Th3C0ur1er]

What did i just watch.

[KirbyMario12345]

4:34 double HO-LEE SH-BLEEP!-T!

[KirbyMario12345]

3:28 HO-LEE SH-BLEEP!-T

[dos845]

3:15 WTF

[NCsmallCHILDREN]

@dos845 war of the worlds tripod sound.

[mistermatt157]

1:45

[BanditHamlin11]

YOU FUCKING WANKER!

[TheSparklePanda]

Oh yeah.. What DOES this have to do with garlic bread??

[raven8344]

@TheSparklePanda its a joke, calm down dont trip over a garlic bread :)

[charizardoreo]

@TheSparklePanda i dont know

*puts garlic bread in front of you*

*you trip over it*

AHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA

[TheSparklePanda]

This is hilarious!!! "this is the part where we blow up.." "not today!" -blows up-

[pianoman8882]

Y.O.T... TOY!

[MyNameIsNotJarf]

*me watching pewps*

Me: i need to pee. Meh, after i watch this one

*Videos done*

Me: welp. Don't need to go pee anymore.

[BanditHamlin11]

I Finally Came

[1colonelsanders]

5:50 It would've been funny if he pulled the string and it said "toy".

[thehondarebel]

00:12

[SummersideFaeri]

ohh wait i retract my last comment!... I assumed this was a GOOD DUB!....>_< this actaully sucks!...:/ it is just edited alot and shit...

[SummersideFaeri]

hahah I like toy story! very funny movie anyways!.. :) this makes it WAY funnier!..lol

[artasticgirl1]

WTF!? Why're they spying on Harry,Ron,and Hermione oh and what does this have to do with garlic bread!?

[LPSkirsti]

"I AM THIS CLOSE TO RAPING YOU !!!"

[AirsoftApple]

6:16 for freakyniess

[AirsoftApple]

it's ok. everythings under control

*gunshot*

**falls down**

[WolfShadow1234]

I never thought I'd lose it in the most literal sense possible ever, I'm laughing so hard I'm shedding tears... Must have been a long day...

[Johnny2by4000]

push 5 for fun!!!

[mrossdstrench5]

i love it when the two top comments quote the same fucking thing.

[xxmeilanderxx]

SCORE! SCORE! SCORE! lmfao

[soric16]

i flipped my shit at 2:35 xD

[ClubPwn]

Lol I choked on my orange

[PsOne4Life]

1:25 It must've been Sid. XD

[trashers4cashers]

3:16 is hym to the sea by James Horner soundtrack from titanic

[Gtafan303]

What is the song at  3:16

[KizulEmeraldfire]

"Who invited THAT kid?"

[Mystic3517]

We Saved The Day Again Woody

*Pulls String*

IM THIS CLOSE TO RAPING YOU.

Lmao I was so much to that one little line, I can't stop laughing.

[dean3316]

@Mystic3517 it sounds like a clip from makemebad35's channel

[TheHardflippKid]

TOY! Y O T, TOY!

[Pandayelowproduction]

HIT THE DECK!!!!!!  BOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!

[MissHarmonyStudios]

There's a snake!

[Metroid4everPro]

pause at 3:27 xD lololololol

[FishPlantMan23]

what is the song clip at 3:16?