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  • I never watched Glee, but I think will start just for sue... I got a serious ladycrush now o.O

  • @TheAcidEiffel Didn't she call Mercedes urethra? XD

  • Kitty cat one is the best partly because I was expecting her to say that she was going to get him the kitty cat just to steal it from him, but then the punch you in the fae comment came out of freaking nowhere. Then again, I guess I am probably just stating the obvious with that joke.

  • I WILL SUE UR ASS

  • You missed one! The one line where she tried to take over Glee Club and co-direct it and she split them up int grups and addressed Kurt as 'gay kid.' THAT is the most epic line XD

  • @SnarrySiremus101

    Indeed, she called them gay kid, wheels, asian, other asian! Really lolled about it!

    Also about the line "are you an eve born who was born a steve? "

  • I love the line- Will- Sue, Hey Slylvestor? Sue- Oh hey buddy i thought i smelled failure.

    Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

  • Funniest thing about this video is how her outfit's colors change. :D

  • Sattlive interview. Lingo for an interview........ via satelite!! haha

  • I love the hairjokes!

  • I love her face when new directiong performs push it

  • sue violated 13 people and they cried

  • "So you like show tunes. Doesn't mean you're gay. It just means you're awful.

    You know there's only one person in this world who can tell you what you are."

    "Me?"

    "No. Me, Sue Sylvester."

  • STRIKE A POSE

    But you're missing the one-on-one with Kurt!! That was my favorite of all

  • Sues hair jokes are hillarious she somehow manages to have one every time she sees schuster

  • whats the name of the soundtrack on 0:55 ?

  • Even in the heat of battle, i'm so elegant .... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL this women reminds me of my cousin

  • I cannot look at 2:45 without laughing. That expression=priceless

  • Sue has carved a butt-chin on 13 people's face who've disliked this. And bought'em diapers.

  • Oh wow. I didn't know there was a character on TV based on my mother!

  • Dumb. :[((((

  • This is a GREAT video! Really the only reason I watch Glee at this stage anymore.

    Made a video using the audio from here: search Sue Sylvester vs Wow

  • Top 3 Quotes

    "I spend large segments of each day picturing you choking on food",

    "even your breath smells of mediocrity"

    "Do with your kids what I did with my wealthy, elderly mother...Euthanize it!"

  • face it you wanna be me...hahaha

  • Fuck whoever disliked this.

  • I dint trust a man with curly hair. I cant stop picturing small birds laying sulfurous eggs in there and I find it DISGUSTING!!! Lol!!!

  • And that's how sue c's it

  • best part 0:17-0:20

  • what episode is 5:14 - 5:19 ?

  • 1:58 " strike a pose"

  • Funniest parts 1:49 5:10 5:35 0:20 0:53 1:55

  • Freak! go to 1:49

  • Mr Schuester: Sue ,Hey Sylvester i'm talking to you !

    Sue: Oh hey buddy, I thought i smelled failure.

  • I was waiting the entire time for the last one. I was worried for a moment there. xD

  • I LOVE HER SO MUCH! XD

  • This is a travesty of INTERNATIONAL PROPORTIONS.

  • Your face looks like a baby ass :D

  • Epic character!!I always laugh so hard at her lines!When I think other comedians for this part,they just don't cut it for me.Jane Lynch is perfect for this role.I'm happy that she won a Golden Globe and an Emmy Award for this. :))

  • was expecting it to end witha "And thats how sue, see's it" line :P

  • love her!

  • he jo

  • lol my fav part is "dont sass me castle or i will kick you square in the taco"

  • She reminds me of GLaDOS. XD I love her.

  • AHAHA :D I love Sue have you noticed almost EVERY single Sue scene has Will in it :P Or does everybody already know that?? ahha

  • I wish I had Sue as a coach. I love her. Btw, does anybody know the background at 1:38?

  • findin a hairstyle that doesnt make you look like a lesbian!LMFAO

  • Wasn't her "I checked out of this conversation a minute ago" on season 1? What about her tirades of chasing kids down the hall and shoving them into lockers while throwing their books on the ground?

  • Sue will sue your ass if you dislike this vid.

  • 5:12 - 5:19... laughed my freakin butt off

  • Actually it's Chinese.

  • Dying language!!!!! Spanish is the most spoken language in the WORLD! I'm serious.

  • SLOPPY FREAK SHOW BABIES!!!!!!!!!

  • omg Sue totally makes the show if it wasn't for her Kurt and Blaine the show wouldn't be good lol

  • "I don't trust men with curly hair. I can't help picturing birds laying on sulfurous eggs in there and I find it disgusting!"

    Love that part!!! She's hilarious! :-D

  • best part 4:13-4:26 I laughed so hard.

  • LIVIN ON THE BAYOU! LMFAO

  • LOL! '' enough for the jibby jabba. say somethin'!''

  • 5:14 is always gonna be my fav part!

  • "i will go to the animal shelter and buy you a kitty cat, i will let you fall in love with that kitty cat, they on some dark cold night i will steal away into your home, and punch you in the face" how the hell did Matthew Morrison not laugh when she said that line!

  • Omg

  • Oh will! We all know of your devotion to that dying language XD

  • :)

  • Sues freakouts always make me laugh so hard :P

  • everytime Sue gives a speech to Will and the sue sylvester drumband theme starts playing, followed by her walking away leaving Will speechless i laugh my ass off

  • Sue Sylvester is my favorite character on the show

  • 1:41 the omen theme?? Hahah

  • my favorite quote: ''that is a lawsuit mister i will sue your a**!!!" lmaoo !!! i be weakkkkkkkkkk !!!

  • 0:55 and 2:57

    what is that sound? does anyone know the tittle of this music?

  • @80coldrain Carmina Burana

  • has anyone noticed there have been no hair jokes in season 3 yet..

  • 4:47 "I don't care so much about that" hahaha my favorite quote of Sue Sylvester.

  • My favorite qoute is: I´ll kick you sqaure in the taco.

    Hillarius!!!

  • "don't touch me" *poke* "THAT IS ASSULT!!"

  • DONT READ THIS BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE IN THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. IF YOU DONT POST THIS ON 5 VIDEOS WITHIN 143 MINUTES YOU WILL DIE SOON. YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED SO DONT STOP READING NOW POST THIS ON 5 VIDEOS GOOD LUCK.

  • I am almost in tears lol

  • I liked the part where she.....oh screw it, i loved the whole thing!

  • SHE'S THE FEMALE HOUSE...HAHAHA >_<

  • Got to love the kitty cat one

  • She's mean.

  • LOL Schue and Sue are like siblings.

  • I will sue your ass! lol

  • like a BOSS

  • *Sue's crazy face* Look at me, even in the heat of battle I'm so elegant

    XD

  • Haha I <3 Sue Sylvester.... I think Mr Shuester Disliked this 12 Times .... Like If You Agree!

  • she CRACKS ME UP!!!

  • I just love jane lynch because almost every character she's plays is not very nice, but she really is super nice.

  • Sue is my fav character on Glee. I feel sorry for her, and her sister... :,(

  • Everyone loves Sue because we all wish we could get away with saying shit like that

  • the only reason i had watched glee (which was only 1 and 1/8 seasons)

  • i need Blaine to meet sue!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if he thinks Santana is bad what about her hair joke???????

  • I hate Sue's character, but her lines are genius!!!

  • I knew the most epic one was the one with the kitty cat. That's my favorite too :)

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  • "I'm gonna buy you a diaper because your chin looks like a baby's ass"...DEAD!....DEAD ! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!

  • SUE MUTHAFCUKING SYLVESTER!!!!!! ::That is all::

  • amazing.

  • what eppisode is 3:44 from??

  • @music4life13571

    Season1, the episode called "Funk"

  • "Don't start with me Catswell or I will kick you SQUARE in the taco" I love that but I only watch Gle cuz of Kevin McHale -3

  • I will be honest. I have never watched glee before in my life. I just might start now.

  • You sunk my battle ship, Rod. And you sunk it hard. Boomsh

  • And thats how sue... sees it.

  • I love how most of it is about schuster's hair

  • DAMN, I LOVE HERR!

  • I should study for my exams...

  • I like the part where she makes fun of his hair.

  • i love 1:56 strike a pose lol

  • i love 1:56

  • es genial amo a sue...

    

  • Awesome!!! Love Glee, I want a tye-dyed track suit.

  • I wanted to see the clip of her calling Emma a bushbaby

  • Lol I guessed the last one

  • Sue Sylvester is the best of them all

  • oh how I love sue!

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  • "Ellen, that blouse is just insane."

  • Mega lol

  • Drinking Game- Have a drink everytime Sue insults Wills hair

  • 2:57 happens to me all the time :L

  • 3:10

    (She would know.) xD

  • "I would've gotten you one, Will, but uh, I don't like you."

    LOLOLOLOLOL

  • i love sue

  • Only reason I watch.

  • Have to agree with shoutingfox :-) Jane lynch is the only reason why I've bothered to watch glee. I look forward to every episode the battles she and schuester have :-D she is just too fucking hilarious!

  • This is really the only reason to watch Glee. Everything else is recycled Disney Channel programming with far better actors.

  • I love all the comments she makes on his hair. LOL

  • Why does she have such a problem with his hair?!?

  • Do with those kids what I did to my elderly mother, euthanize it. LMAO!!!

    Sue made the show for me.

  • WHAT THE F**** SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1:58

  • if you count the number of times she makes fun of will's hair you will end up in the hundreds for sure

  • i love sue!!!!!

  • Sue:don't touch me

    will:(touches )

    Sue: that is a law suit Mister I will Sue your ass!

  • I . Am. In. Love. <3

  • hahaha gotta love Sue!

  • I just love her..

  • love the part at 5:12

    :3

    

  • I LOVE HER FACE DURING THE PUSH IT SCENE !

  • Don't start with me, or I will kick you square in the taco!!!!

  • Sue: dont touch me!

    Will: (touches)

    Sue: I WILL SUE YOU WILL! I WILL SUE YOUR ASS!

    LOL! One sec... i just rilised that sentance had both there names in... THERE LOVE WAS MENT TO BEEEEE!!!

  • @NonaMuskratLuv Season 2 episode 2

  • Which season was it when Sue declared it to be a "Britney Spears sex riot!" and then pulled the fire alarm

  • @NonaMuskratLuv Season 2

  • @siriuslydranged thanks

    

  • I will kick you square in the taco.

  • I think the only line missing that I was hoping to see in there (other than the last one, best ever) was her reacting to people laughing at her in slow motion.

  • In the Madonna episode, Sue says she's only 29. But if that's true, then how can she have been teaching for 20 years?

  • Gym could possibly be fun if I had a teacher like Sue

  • i wish my gym teacher was like sue

  • @foxxyXxXmind I wish my gym teacher was sue

  • @lifones yeah your right!the original is the best

  • @foxxyXxXmind yep, totally. it would be funny to see her push ppl at my school around. and give them funny nicknames. LOL

  • Don't touch me... THAT IS A LAWSUIT MISTER! I WILL SUE YOUR ASS!!

  • Back when glee was good. I loved the first season, but I think the second season and the newer episodes suck.

  • I don't like glee's covers, but this chic is hilarious

  • and THAT'S how sue c's it.

  • how many times was that that sue insulted schu's hair?

  • You forgot the scene when she lists up the new directions with names like:

    Wheels (Artie), Asian, other Asian, Gay-kid etc. ^^

  • I am going to buy you a kitty cat. I am going to l will let you fall in love with that kitty cat, then on s0me random moonlight nite i will sneek into your home and punch you in the face. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • what episode is that last one from???

  • Are these your droopy white granny panties Jacob?

    Are you an eve, who was born a Steve?

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  • where is the scene she throws the chair ?!

  • deffinently my fave character

  • I LOVE SUES JOES ABOUT WILLS HAIR XDDDDDDDDD

  • Hahah how many times did she diss wills hair LOL sue makes glee funny stuff :) LOVE HER -3

  • the look on her face at 2:44 is hilarious

  • 2:57 lmao xD