Achmed The Dead Terrorist

[LizzyG00]

i kill you!! i have a shit with his logo :)

[LizzyG00]

@LizzyG00 i ment shirt......... my bad...  please dont report me.. that was entirly incidentle

[TheCaptainrex09]

SILENCE!!!!! I KILL U!!!!!!!!!!1!

[TheCaptainrex09]

SILENCE!!!!! I KILL U!!!!!

[Mara1996ist]

Hahaha i will cill you!!! Are you scared???

[TheAnimeDevils]

lol he should say SILENCE!I RAPE U!!

[jninibi2]

shunn of a bitch stoppp touching me i killllllllll u uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu funny shit

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[EmmyRae97]

I think your scary Achmed:(

[asupergamer27]

ROFLMFAO

[smikkygt]

are u my virgins????????

i hope NOT ahahahahah

[cutie4sports]

"knock, knock" "who's there?" "me, ikillyou" haha my fav

[AmericanGirls901]

"Ello! I am Lindsay Lohan!"  i love that part!

[MrHOTPEPSI]

ohhh is that a nice facility?

it use to be

ohh what happwned?

new guy the idiot tried to practice

[marie72716]

Stop touching me!... I kill you!!!

Hilarious. Jeff Dunham your awesome!!

[CatGirlSong]

idk what every1 else thinks, but i think Achmed was a midget terrorist xP

[bj1510]

=)) U IDIOT U DON'T HAVE AN ASS!!! =)) LMFAO

[bichamariposa]

coooooooooooooool

[anne05121987]

cracks me everytime. amf. =]

[BeccaBoop998899]

'You dont let jews in you're bar?? YOU RASIST BASTERD' :L haaa xx

[nitababz]

ahhaa made in china !! :D

[MrSonicmadness]

your all dead,

no its a fleash wond

lol

[MrSonicmadness]

I KILL YOU!!!!!

[gazgaj]

SILENCE I SCEW YOU

[gazgaj]

haha silec i keel you

[joeyda369]

i eat u

[bluehawkssoccer]

this is now i my favorites!!! SILENCE I KILL YOU

[darkria619]

its a flesh wound

silence i kill u

[darkria619]

A C flem

silence

i kill u.

[Fastronald]

Are you sure?.............I just got my flu shot

[sewershitmosh]

SILENCE! I KILL U!:p freakin awesome..

[ryanrssss]

Winner gotta fight Micheal Jackson.... Corps :P

[Mittensoff]

Mr.Hurricaneee :D haha i lol'd

[justgoahead95]

xaxaxa!!!!! this is soooooooo funny! achmed rocks!

[Kashiboy97]

i'm a muslim boy 11 year old it's so fucking funny i live in norway

[Trooper1219]

So funny i can't get over it

[GAVORSKIx2]

a terrifying...........terrorist­....are you scared?

[GothicSarah543]

LMMFAO i love it when he says " i kill u" in the squeaky tone...

[Tdclan]

phlem

[nosnhoj99]

"so ur muslam right?" "no" "y not" coz hav u seen my as?" "no y?" "its says made in china, walter says im just a stinking halloween decoration...."

ROLF LMAO THAT WAS FUCKING FUNNY AS HELL!!!

[norwegiangangsta]

im turkish (arab)

but this is so fucking funny :D

fuck this terrorist's!

[lolagaara09]

how do you spell it. well lets see ummmm....a.....c.....flemmmmm

[Tdclan]

its spelled Flemr *

[LordCaseor1]

"ok there were 2 jews who went into a bar" NO!... "what?"... NO!

"what you dont like jews?..... you racist basterd!" l-o-l that was hilarious! SILENCE!! I KILL YOU!

[Tikemary25]

i kill you

[xXbLACKpAPERrOSESXx]

SILENCE I KIIIILL YOU!!!

A....C... phlem!

[missy11babe]

this so hialirs SILENCE I KILL U hahaha

[Fastronald]

Are you sure?.....I just got my flu shot

[crazydog4567]

silence i kill you lol

[NekoXIII]

Do u know that the verizion guy joke is actually from the Verizion handphone commercial?? LOL..

[DADSLILHUNTER]

stop tuching me i killllllllllllllllll youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[r95p]

Your all Bone Its a flesh wound. lmfao

[RaveenaSweta]

"ok there were 2 jews who went into a bar" NO! "what?" NO!

"what you dont like jews?..... you racist basterd!" lol that was hilarious! SILENCE!! I KILL YOU!

[pabliriux]

hello!! i am lindsay lohan!!

[danfootball50]

Can you hear me....KHHH ! LMAO, Oh well I took that verizion guy with me ROTFL.

What was the last thing that went through your mind ? My A** LMFAOROTFL.

[jOzECC]

SILENCE.!!! I'LL KILL U.

that's so funny

[CimarronSpirit]

LOL!

[cloey78]

haha lols love it >33

[ems4ever]

yeah, prejudice and racist

[cyrielgide]

cool

[manuel43000]

ahahahah this is very good!! 100 stars!!!

SILENCE!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! hhahaha

[Avatarded1997]

lol "silence,I KILL U" x3 my fav line

[beautiifull1]

lol how funny its so cool man i love this video

[pieluver650]

lol but kinda racist.......

[BB11GG]

i love this guys you have to rent his movie from washington and watch it it is the best!!!!!

[SergioRamos95]

Well well well very nice :D w00t its ROFL

[Fastronald]

are you sure?...........I just got my flu shot

[LuckyCustard]

flem in the back of your throat!

[pietjeuh]

watch?v=Mus3PuNS5rA

[antman889]

very funny

[casadeltauno]

flemch :D

just way too funny!!!

[Jennlovesgreenday]

I don't get that ^^ what does flemch mean?

[fireamusmus]

it's spelled phlegm if u's wanna be technical about it

[Tconl]

Its the sound you make when you scrape your throath. Sounds like the G.

[arrow2589]

it does not

[Tconl]

Nope it does :).

[flipova]

silence i keel joo

[0xytozelot]

a tribute to bill clinton ..

man, that's hilarious :-D

[icefirextian]

i kill u...

hehhahah

[chelledb]

OMG! That is just hilarious!!

"Saddam's mustard gas is nothing compared to a Walter fart"

"I'll kill you"

[thefallout08]

u don't let jewz into ur bar u racist bastard

[germanrifle]

so fucking lol xD

[mariamaria555]

LOL!!! You have to laugh! I love this!

[Sufduckk]

SILENCE.. I KILL YOU!!

[voxee]

knock knock... who is it?

me i kill you. hahahahahaha

[hibobkid]

lol i kill u

[blastercroooo]

I KILL YOU hahahahahahahaha

[Klaskekim]

Hello i am Lindsey lohan ! HAHA

[waslookat1me]

abousltly brillant!

[miralbnk]

ROFLROFLROFL.

well my flash on bebo ^-^

Brilliant :D

x

[tess94wowzers]

A..C..Phlem!

Silence...i kill you!

God Damm it... uh i mean Allah damm it

Holy Crap

A terrifying terrorist!

Made my day! I am laughing my head off!

[LozerPrincess]

fukin highlite of mii daii

haha

best ever

....

SILENCE, I KILL YOU!!

teehee luved it!!

[amatureduo]

Haha i luve achmed's stare when he gets mad hilarious!!!!

[Mrklojo]

is a fles wound! perfect

[feriacu]

LOL!!!funny

[peppergrl101]

stop touching mee!!!lol soo funny i luv this video! achmed is so hystircal

[XxZenrag102Xx]

silence!!! I kill you!! amazing!!!!

[Erbsenhirn92]

don't understand everything, but i love it ^^

[minireif]

amazing me uncle can do it to haha and always if we'r standing in a shop or something he gonna talk like dead and nobody know where it from:P

[Finishgirl1]

I KILL YOU

[dropdeadgorges101]

I could totally see his lips moving when the dummy was talking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LenweElenya]

are you stupid?

[smokindroon24s]

Dude I was SO kidding I loved it!! It was so funny

[dropdeadgorges101]

I was So kidding! I LOVED it! It was SO funny!!!!

[dropdeadgorges101]

I was So kidding! I LOVED it! It was SO funny!!!!

[guitartrash]

cool shit!

[guitartrash]

cool shit!

[dancer101181]

lol the funnyest video

[vazqu18]

super chistoso xD

[sebasgm87]

exelente, el mejor de todo youtube

[smokinhighdro]

this was great

[animequeen1243]

XD ROFL!

[lagsmj76]

at 5:28 watch it is the funniest part in there

hello im lyndsay lohan!!