Peter Crouch does the robot

[10WalkerNight]

WOW !!!

[samofthewoo]

he's started to fear the robot, he needs to make the robot fear him

[WeeJohn96]

Once he did this he scored on the pitch and not off it.

Once he stopped he scored off the pitch and not on it!

ABBEY CLANCY!!!

[DRGIZMO29]

he like a sex machine

[Tektonik85]

Peter Crouch should've been a basketball player xD

[Manzarek812]

Hahaha!! Funny)

[soralol123]

that is just fucking freaky. what a freak

[damek666]

what a fag... terrible shitplayer as well.

[oDannnYx]

cocky, arrogant, lanky, anorexic dirty cunt that peter crouch.. -.-

[TOMMY95215]

@oDannnYx Fuck you, Peter Crouch is a real gentleman. One of my relatives, sadie rose clifford is suffering from neuroblastoma and she's going on a medical trial in an attempt to lengthen her life. He provided money to make this possible. So, I wouldn't say he's a cunt, nor arrogant.

[oDannnYx]

@TOMMY95215 Don't lie!

You are just embarrassing youself.

When crouch played for liverpool, he lived in neston and was my next door neighbour/

i think i know him better than you.

[TOMMY95215]

@oDannnYx Why the hell would I lie, stupid kid. Look her up if you don't believe me. I think you're the one bullshitting here.

[oDannnYx]

@TOMMY95215 whats the bitch's age

[TOMMY95215]

@oDannnYx She's called Sadie you heartless fucking bastard and she's 2 years old.

[oDannnYx]

@TOMMY95215 HAHAHA Don't even lie! Let me "look her up" then.

Give me her full name and I'll "look her up" hahaha

you be full o' shit brahhh

[TOMMY95215]

@oDannnYx So dumb, I already said her full name. Grow up kid.

[oDannnYx]

@TOMMY95215 Her full name is "Sadie"? hahaha.

No, you grow up, little boy. Lying for attention on the internet?

N'awwwhhhhh.. mommy no love you?

What is her full name? :)

[TOMMY95215]

@oDannnYx Be great if you could actually read, I have said her full name a few times. It's Sadie Rose Clifford. And don't worry I am loved <3 It's a shame you were a mistake at birth though!

[oDannnYx]

@TOMMY95215 You mentioned this dog's name "ONCE". Once being the OPERATIVE word. Not "a few times". You are simply an unloved child.

Look, I'll level with you, I looked this dying bitch up and there is a foundation set up for it. But I highly doubt you are related to this slut, and you are merely looking for pity/ attention.

EITHER WAY, my point remains VALID!

My point: Peter Crouch is an arrogant, cocky, poor footballer.

He fouls defenders every time in the box by using them as a lift

[TOMMY95215]

@oDannnYx Heartless wanker and a jealous cunt. You'll never be as big as peter crouch. Burn in hell. (Blocked)

[oDannnYx]

@TOMMY95215 blocking me doesn't stop me from commenting to you bro.

[PBUnit]

@oDannnYx read the start of your comment. didnt need to read the rest to know you're a fag

[oDannnYx]

@PBUnit hahaha

[Sydney00111]

lol! SEX MACHINE! HAHA

[WilliamTheRAV]

imagine 10 hour of this video...

[z3r0Kable]

:)) cOOll

[Alexlance1997]

peter crouch is a dance guru

[Dungarth]

..Ever since he stopped doing this he has sucked.

[DejectedPanda]

@Dungarth Or did he stop doing it because he started sucking?

[swansong200]

996 people suck

[Knighthawk1985]

I just looked up his profile on Wikipedia, he has played for 10 clubs and had 2 spells with 2 of them ( Pompey and Spurs) and has never made 100 league appearances for any of them. He has played for more clubs than most people have had hot dinners!!!! He is more of a club whore than Robbie Keane and Nicholas Anelka

[iTsRenno]

@Knighthawk1985 so you're saying we haven't had more than 10 hot dinners? what a geek you are, I have 10 in 3 days lol

[SeulPRD]

welcome the Galatasaray.

[blackhawkclown]

its neil in disguise :O

[hurabunyi]

haha beautiful goal celebration

[stanleysea93]

the song and the dance perfect combination.

LOL

[MolesQ7]

song?



[7BJDX]

@MolesQ7 get up sex machine - james brown

[EandCEntertainment]

Ha. My last name is Crouch. XD

[moggehaha]

so fuckin epic hahaha :D

[Nic0lasMora]

wtf¡¡¡¡

[linocolombeen]

you've got some moves on you son! xD

[MyBigIsCock]

de hueresohn

[TheGTAplayer99]

He doesn,t  stick the robot

[A5HLEYHALLOW51]

Love it.

[Sailboatsx]

Crouch is a NBA reject

[ryaaaanevaaaans]

robots are jealous.

[Holmer87]

986 morons can´t do the robot dance!

[TheNextTorres9]

legend

[1flexalex1]

fuck you fabio capello we wanna see the robot!! (me atleast)

[johnnieff]

fuck all wash brain vid!!!

[desperatedan44]

Love it!

[TheNextTorres9]

doing the robot because he is an unstoppable motherfucker.

[troddsy]

he deserves to be on the team

[23rodgers]

it looks like a spazz atack

[wattafakk7]

low :D



[zvaronz]

music?



[aleXgo44]

a drug addict_is a robot

[Knighthawk1985]

He should have done the Robot when he scored for Manchester City

[TEN994]

hi if you need some good music to learn the robot then i got the right music right here:

/watch?v=DpX0rzqNY5A

[Liakare]

oh my god i love him.

[Washing218]

Robot dance= own goal

[youskatetube]

It's Neil from the Inbetweeners.

[halo3pownstar6199999]

Music FAIL.

[CeltiicFC]

TIMMY!! does anyone get the joke????

[RCXDominator]

Looks so much like timmy from south park XD

[MrSuperTevez]

Now i know why Abby loves him

[LFCEOIN]

love the music

[flythoseplanes]

I didn't know we had Rodney Trotter playing up front for spurs, YOU F*CKING PLONKER RODNEY!

[MindGem2010]

he got a red card when vs Real madrid lol what a loser

[luvpump1]

Hey crouch, hope you looking at this, you complete Pxxck after this evening !!

[jayjaykayode]

lmfao

[troddsy]

cym'rodd ei gleddyf yn ei law

I geisio ei fanawaidd brae-

A gorffwys ger y goeden taw

I feddwl-fel pe tae

[loishota3]

the music makes it more funny hahahahahahahahaha

[Pettetje]

FAIL

[rukatoniitaria]

did he seal this

[bjossiss]

CROUCH!!!

[MrFFXGuy]

U can also show it one time --'

Ur wasting our precious time.

[Friul88]

pugni in faccia

[MondayFever1]

Crouch the sex machine?

[JazLFC1]

HE BEST DO IT AGAIN!

[xFisha]

WE NEED THIS BACK.

[guess174]

Neil from The Inbetweeners!

[weirdo6619]

in 3000 robots will be doing the human

[DemonLogos]

@weirdo6619 hahaha brilliant :D

[PutUpOrShutUp221]

LMAO

[supersilversurferman]

why do watch this so much hahaha

[jacklufcroyston]

Check out my street football videos

[Camberwell86]

2.1 million views lol ^_^

[YouCube7]

Excellent player, horrible robot

[lukiano121]

lol

[MsDave76]

spero ke una di queste volte mentre fai la robot dance ti venga un' infarto fulminante.....

[rhys2040]

james brown mothafucker!

[krystiankelo]

HE DON'T NEED TO DO THE ROBOT DANCE, HE MOVES LIKE ROBOT ...

[gwbush111]

by clare thomas, i mean the fat snuggling snoring piece of lard who happens to be loud. GOD bless America

[gwbush111]

i heard he is clare thomas' boy friend

[Alexlance1997]

awesome

[ashwanthrocks]

haha

[AlmightyHeaven]

best striker in the world!! jk

[TheDraktyl]

What's this song?

[rhys2040]

@TheDraktyl how can you not know this song?

[Emolzz1zzz]

@rhys2040 i dont know this song...

[UltrAslanHollanda66]

aahaha CROUCH(L) PETEERRRR IS A SEX MACHINE!!

[COMbine47]

what was that all about?

[gamisias]

GAY CROUCH

[djdavedoc]

Youve been Crouch Robo Roll'd!!

[wipefaint]

WTF ?!? Robocop ?

[TrueMRLotta]

crouch is such a tosser.

[nikolakralj94]

He looks great as an idiot.

[Ratskeller1896]

he looks like a freak

[JGEK24]

Legend Peter

[Ti3rraMar13]

Lanky cheating love rat.

[NoooSurrender1690]

complicated giraffe

[Rachiejane1]

@NoooSurrender1690 Haha! I don't know why but I LOVE this comment!

[A5HLEYHALLOW51]

Best goal celebration ever.

[jessxoz]

Lol @ the music in the background... Peter crouch is FAR from a sex machine ahahaha :')

[SuperTetos]

I appreciate the fact that he tries but his robot dance sucks balls.

[THUGCODE]

@SuperTetos He Does it Jokily! He said himself that he does it as a joke.

[thefirstak47]

peter crouch does the robot in fifa 09 when he scores a goal

[tag1989]

@thefirstak47 yh but he does it better on fifa 09 lol

[gloveriix]

i was at that match ;)

[egocentric888]

Epic fail

[jnd341]

poor mans kyle laufferty

[britcrit09]

It's a pretty ironic name for such a tall guy.

[juanperezca]

what an idiot!

[LukeCipher]

Nothing wrong with being lanky mate, us tall guys have everything in proportion :P

Just in the news today... he paid for sex with a teenage prostitute recently -- I say, if that's what he wants then good for him! (as long as she wasn't under-age!!!).

[SpoofyDank]

I like the part where he does the robocrouch.

[peaceman1234567]

Fuckin geeky lookin cunt,aswell as gangly lanky cunt

[cstviz]

peter crouch . . . CAN DO ANYTHING

[meteora1896]

FAIL!

[MrAndres158]

Sickass player better than Rooney

[knabberholz]

too many repeats in this video

[strutspojken1337]

One word, crouch! xD

[MrClicketyclickclick]

WHAT A FUCKING CLOWN

[fa204869]

sex robot

[xoxoalexa10]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHA.

[mattaj1]

Peter Crouch is the BEST

[naibaf321]

abby clancy obviously thinks he's a sex machine ;)

[IchLiebeMusik1992]

Er ist groß ^-^

[silverfuck77jpm]

Crouch is a lanky fool with peanut butter on his legs and roasted beef on his nose

[bonchatbonrat]

This makes me proud to say I'm related to him.

[silverfuck77jpm]

@bonchatbonrat lanky cunt

[bonchatbonrat]

@silverfuck77jpm I know he's so lanky, but who can help it?

[silverfuck77jpm]

@bonchatbonrat no one i suppose. i heard he smells like peppered onions?

[bonchatbonrat]

@silverfuck77jpm hahah probably. He's like a 6th cousin or something. Never met him!

[silverfuck77jpm]

@bonchatbonrat That's really cool. I think he's a good player though. Couldnt believe he didn't get more game time at the World Cup.

[theman0818]

Crouch shows how its done

[TheRammstein34]

great player great dancer :P greetings from germany

[RobVanDog]

Sexy Time! lol

[irishdan2007]

should have been the main striker for england

[TheOswaldo1995]

crouch sucks

[kathyyyyyyyyy]

In soviet russia, robot dances you.

[radioisms]

@kathyyyyyyyyy get the fuck out

[jfslkdfldskjfsd]

crouch is a talentless twat

[2pacsrevenge]

Where the fuck was he against Germany Hmm? Really a true quality player, left out of the game. Great fucking job capello.

[KnightOfCydoniaXOX]

Don't fear the robot Crouchie, let the robot fear you.

[WormClark]

@KnightOfCydoniaXOX in soviet russia robot fear you

[NZMW2nurdxbox]

legand

[lignarskii]

this could be the new rick roll

[kaka2007bestplayer22]

@lignarskii you just got CROUCH ROLLED

[HotCharlee]

Check out the 'Crouch on Safari'  World cup song if you're a fan of this!

[tomsega]

Crouch is a little bit embarrasing and doesn't necessarily encourage England to play the sort of football they'd need to play to win the world cup. However, he's an excellent striker, totally unique (obviously), and better than Heskey (who isn't)

[GuitarMachine97]

lol thats weird

[georgeammorris]

at least there's no frakking vuvuzelas!

[kimosab3]

crouch can do anything... that's dexterity.. LOL

[werusdn]

embarassing, lame, cringe-worthy

[jen0said0]

@werusdn

amazing, funny, god-like.

[lignarskii]

@werusdn you in a nutshell

[MrBombi0]

Go Peter! Go Peter! xD

[BrendanStoodley]

Great work.

[MrsSophHardy]

Crouch is tha sex machine x

[elcondepatula]

tall skinny dudes are just awkward

xD

[kenlen97]

awesome?

Rate up if so.

[borowski84]

hes great !!!!!!!!!!

[grantdavidwest]

stick to football crouchy hahah

[ar4216]

I'm not even a soccer fan but this is badass

[voronin508]

name of song??

[ar4216]

@voronin508

"sex machine" by James Brown

[MerchantGourmet]

Look at "kick off vs cook off" - young crouchy cook takes on footballer