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  • hahAHAhaha. wow, just WOW. you've got balls posting this EPIC video bro. i salute you. funny as hell.

  • You are a fucking ass hole to whoever made this video. Who the hell jokes around about suicide? Suicide isn't a joke. I hope you go to hell for this. My best friend committed suicide and it is one of the hardest things a person can go through. You don't just joke around about something so touchy. Do you know how many teenagers consider suicide? Then you go and joke around about it, almost encouraging it? You are the true definition of a complete selfish ass hole.

  • This is not funny for two main reasons. 1. suicide is no joke, as many have already said and 2. There is in fact a clinic (Not in the US) that assists patients under very specific circumstances in the act of suicide. Those wit.h inoperable tumors for instance, or individuals in chronic pain.

  • Guess I'll keep looking. If anyone here has REAL METHODS, share with me! I need to do this today!

  • @TehSecretAgent if you are joking, then that's friggin hilarious, if not, then please don't. i don't even know you, but i care.

  • thanks anyway for trying but ive already started the process. going to burry myself out in a woods so no one can say i was selfish n get mad cuz they have to pay for my funeral. thats all they care bout anyway is money. I tried and tried and cried and cried. The pains needs to go away and im ready

  • @TheWildthing79 Jajaja... thats so selfish... Think about this... you have kids right??? Did you know that the kids who had a parent who killed him/her self have more posibilities of comiting suicide (like 50% or so)??? Be an example with your life, dont be selfish

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  • its not an issue of love. Its a health problem and no job or license and lots of child support building up. major depression anxiety and bi polar. Im almost bout to be homeless. Sometimes there really is only one way and death is mine

  • @TheWildthing79 Well I wasnt talking about "love" as a sentiment but... if ur issues are medical, then u have parte of the answer. Keep trying, keep kicking, ther are a lot of people who dont have anything and they find their path, I know u can find something cuz u are smart enough to say what its hapening

  • @TheWildthing79

    1-800-SUICIDE 1-800-273-TALK

    1-800-784-2433 1-800-273-8255

  • is this place real? i dont have the guts to do it on my own.

  • @TheWildthing79 No, its just an awful joke... cry, kick, etc... but dont give up, there is someone waiting for you in this life

  • This is not funny

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  • If this Is how I get away from white ppl so be it

  • okay, even right now my family is making me feel shit !! and this fucked up vdo is just :@ :@ :@ :@ :@

    idk what to say you guyz think SUICIDE is a JOKE? well guess what it's nto ! Do you know how much pain you get and when finally you can't take it anymore ppl decides to SUICIDE and it is NOT A FUCKING JOKE !

  • @chok0gal this video is making fun of whiny attention seeking pussies like you more than it is making fun of depression or mortality.

  • who the fuck would post this. suicide is not a joke its a serious problem i have had friends committed suicied and its nothing to joke about whoever put this video up should take it down

  • You asses. take this off. you dont know anything about depression or suicide.

  • Death isn't funny

  • @WaNkInGsQuIrReL Only to those that are afraid of it. :\

  • On 1st look that boy looks like a girl.

  • wtf are you seriously joking ?? there is people out there that are committing suicide and your dumb ass is encouraging it??

  • @nadinereyna Are you afraid of what you really are mortal?

    Death shows that we are only a bag of bones, is it flustrating whenever you remember it?

    Because I dunno, never cared about what other people do with their finite lives.

    The only ones that care are the ones that have an interest, or those that simply can't accept the fact that people are free to do whatever the fuck they want for whatever reason.

  • What the hell! Suicide isn't a joke! I hate it when people think it is!

  • Im just commiting Suicide >.<

  • i will try today with 7,65mm

  • .......

  • great, does this company resides in middle europe too? can i see catalogue?

  • ....I D I O T !

  • This is by far, the STUPIDEST video I've seen.

    Suicide is no joke.

    I'm sick of assholes making a joke out of it. Honestly. Do you have any idea what kind of things go through a suicidal person's mind?

    Getting made fun of. LIKE THIS.

    How much everyone hates you.

    How much you feel you have no worth.

    This is just sick. Take it down now.

  • @TailsFan23 Suicide = Death = Natural

    Life is just something that comes and fortunatelly passes.

  • @HakitoJin While I agree with your statement, suicide is still not a joke.

  • @TailsFan23 Neither it is something serious.

    We are on a tiny bitsy little planet in an infinite universe, I doubt that anything that happens on this planet is even remotely "serious".

    Yet, we are supposed to think this is serious business, so that someone there at the top can have hookers suck his dick everyday.

    And since most that commit suicide are pussies that can't handle their own thoughts, the only way to stop them is fill their mind with utter non-sense.

  • @HakitoJin Well, I really don't know how to respond to this. You're welcome to your opinion, so there's nothing to be said.

    Um..have a nice day. (: Sorry, I'm a bit awkward.

  • @TailsFan23 Oh no, you are normal, I am the "awkward" one here, because I think completely different from the rest.

  • @HakitoJin Don't feel bad. lol Not everyone is the same.

  • @TailsFan23 I don't feel bad, you only think that I feel bad because you would feel bad being in my place.

  • @HakitoJin Oh, well um.. no, I just thought you where feeling insecure. But good for you that you're not. (:

  • @TailsFan23 Do you have any idea what kind of things go through a suicidal person's mind?

    yes, i do. this didnt offend me. go fight your own battles, thanks though.

  • really...........

  • Oh, wow. No idea how this ended up on my page, but this is just sick. Jerk.

  • DEATH- THE FASTEST ROAD TO NOTHING FOR ALL!

  • this is stupid! ive recently lost a mate to suicide, i suggest you delete this video! for fuck sakes grow up!

  • @Unit5497 Not to step on any toes... but if you don't like the video, why did you watch it?

  • Can I get there number?

    (lol)

  • WHAT?! i watched this to help me commit suicide not help me! i was on here in the first place because im a failure in fact its what i wanna change my name to

  • Get a gun get a bullet and pull the trigger how hard is that you don't even feel it going through your brain.... SPLAT

    I love that sound.... I can't wait for my brain to go SPLAT.... No one give's a damn how I die... I've tried hanging and electricity all failed I actually tried both at the same time not even so much as a shock went through my body... Can you explain why?

  • Holy shit. How the hell did i get here?

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  • Lmfao... wow... I was depressed and thinking suicidal thoughts and I saw this lol .. made me giggle... sorta cheered me up

  • This. Is the stuppidest p.o.s. I've ever witnessed.

  • haahahahahaha... sad.

  • @almightyalmo God has a purpose and plan for your life you might not think so now but just wait something big is come God can use ur story to inspire others and when it seems like no one cares God is always there

  • @almightyalmo you might not think so but God has a purpose and plan for you life it might not seem like it but when no one seem to care God is there to talk to and give us hope of better thongs yet to come

  • Someone take me there please. What's the address? Il punch it into my gps. -/3

  • this i messed up :O

  • this shit is stupid suicide is not sumthing to be played with i lost my bestfriend bcouse of suicide this is fucking stupid

  • This is fucking sick!! Suicides no fucking joke and this just makes me wanna boke!

  • the world is in dire need of such a product. so much suffering could be so easily ended with such a simple solution, when all else fails.

    can there be anything more HUMANE and MERCIFUL than death, when life is rendered unalterably unworthy of living!

    not granting a person, in chronic physical/emotional pain, a painless death is like depriving a person writhing in agony of a pain killer and saying: we all endure pain, there'll be better times...inconsiderate and wicked I say!

  • @sn3192 I agree, but if there is a hell, the people should get to know that there might be a hell, and they should concider if they'd still want to die if they knew they were going to suffer forever.

    I know that if I die before I become a christian and all that stuff, I'm going to hell when I die. But that's the price I got to pay if I want to get away from this suffering...

  • @AlmightyAlmo

    if you're christian, then the thought of hell will indeed be a problem, but so will, say condoms for catholics. but that doesn't mean you can't freely sell condoms to all people, because catholics have problems with them, or rather the pope in perticular.

    the important thing is that all people are given the choice on whether they wish to live or die. for we cannot have the right to live, if we cannot choose to die. it's a right to life, not an obligation to life.

  • lol great video

  • What in the world is this? Why are there people who will help someone else commit suicide??? You're supposed to convince them NOT to kill themselves. I disagree with DAS 100%. This is dumb.

  • Tonight I'm probably killing myself...

    I've prayed to God about this, and he actually answered... But I'm sick of life, I've prayed to God again, if he doesn't answer again, I'll kill myself...

    If my faith is right (Which I think it is), I will go to heaven. If I'm wrong, I'll go to hell.

    Death is not a punishment, or something to be frightened of. It is the end of earthly pain, and depending on your faith, you'll either never feel pain again, or you'll feel pain forever.

  • @AlmightyAlmo If you kill yourslef then you won't go to heaven. You want to know why? because you are taking away something that God gave you. and that's life

  • @crazylyricsgirl137 Fuck heaven, I'd rather be in hell forever than to spend another day on this shitty planet! I believe in hell, I belive in God, I believe Jesus died for us on the cross... I don't care.

    I've felt so much pain on the inside, and there truly no one I trust enough to talk to. I've learnt througout my life that if you trust someone, you WILL get hurt NO MATTER WHAT. I CAN'T trust someone who I do not love, and I can not love someone I do not trust.

  • @AlmightyAlmo You can't trust friends, family, teachers, therapist, or anyone like that.

    I don't want to die, I just don't want to suffer anymore... Because I can't trust people, I can't tell them who I really am under the mask... What they think is me, isn't rearlly me. Not even my parents and best friend know who I am. I do not trust them, can't talk to them, can't tell 'em what I feel.

  • @AlmightyAlmo When someone actually bothers to try to break down the wall around me, and I feel like they care about me, then I will open myself to them.

    All I ask for, is that I could forget all the physical/emotional bullying I've gone through every day the past 9 years, and that I'd get a friend that I actually could talk to and trust.

    think that was all... -_-

  • @AlmightyAlmo okay sorry to hear that. ummm can you like not curse out heaven. that's rude. Glad to see you didn't kill yourself. I hope you will see the world differently.

  • O.o theres actually a service like that?!?!

    WTF!

  • What the hell! This is supporting suicide. Thats ridiculous, and so uncaring. Go to hell. People who are depressed need help. Suicide is not the answer.

  • seriously? this is the worst video i've ever seen! shouldn't we be trying to STOP suicide?

  • You think suicide is a joke? Then FUCK YOU! You Don't Know What Kind Of Shit I've gone through! People do have it bad, and want to kill themselves, you should rather try to help us than make jokes about it... Could hearted bitch... You're one of the reasons I want to kill myself. And you might have taken a life today... Because I don't think I want to continue this shit...

  • When you've gone your whole life, being bullied every day, never feeling like family or "Friends" ever cared about you... that God Never was there for you... when you watch people die, and you watch porn... your mind eventualy breaks, and you will be incapable of feeling anything... When you try to reach out for help, people ignore you... You can't trust anyone... you feel alone in this world, even though there are more of us out there that feel the same...

    Don't make a joke out of it, please

  • @AlmightyAlmo damn dude thats very true. i got depression and attemped suicide twice. It kinda pisses me off that these guys are makin a joke

  • @AlmightyAlmo I agree! i've been there done that. I hate how people think we actually WANT to die...NOBODYS life sucks so much to commit suicide. Not everyone wants this. I've attempted sucide several times.. but this UGH this is about enough for me to pull it off D:<

  • GOD forbids suicide.....please google quran on suicide...god is your friend,ur protector...all praise due to allah....peace and blessing to all..

  • @mr3401 there is no GOD on youtube or anywhere for that matter

  • never said there is a god on utube..please read a book perhaps i recommend the quran or bible...evrybody has a light within them there is a god a unique god..god knoweth all and hears it all...i choose islam as my path to god....i pray and ask for forgiveness n beg of him to live for my family and friends and to praise god and only...

  • Suicide shouldnt be a joke >:(

  • If I had the bollocks to kill myself I would but iam a fucking pussy and don't want to upset any1 instead I've gotta live with wishing it'll all end soon! I'd love to get a sports car snort a fuck load of coke smoke some weed stick Leonard skinnard on and drive it off a cliff fuck that sounds good

  • I wanna kill my self because i think im pregnant. And im a 15 yo boy.

  • @grUngEroX1991 ummm thats kinda impossible

  • @gsarhajny2 look it up! but anyways im not was just constipated.

  • just because your life is all peaches and cream dont mean everyone's is,I watched my only little brother die of cancer he was all of 17 years old,that was in 1990,not a day has gone by since that event,where I have not wanted to die,and I have heard all the BS,god wanted him,it was his time,life goes on,he would not want you to do that,so why should I live in pain forever,because of other people,YOU and only YOU comes 1st,if you want to die,you have every right too,it is YOUR life

  • @delideliver hey hes not gone he will live on in your memories and in your heart.

  • That's so not funny...

  • thats fucking retarted >:( im in f***in deprision and i thout about it but NEVER MAke fun of it >:(

  • I REALLY WANNA KNOW HOW!!!!

  • are you fucking kidding me? maybe all this suicide shit sounds like a joke to you, but people really *kill* themselves because of how they feel. you cold hearted bastards.

  • this is sickening...

  • This is fucking sick. If anyone should kill themselves, which is no one, it should be YOU!

  • why would you make something like this? to mock us? fuck you i hope you burn in hell!

  • go to hell

  • Making something like this is just fxcking stupid and horrible. You have obviously never wanted to die. Some people have. Lots of people have actually and things like this don't fxcking help. If you ever want to die, you will see that it really isn't funny at all

  • This is sick.

  • To bad this is a joke. Lol would've been fun to have good assistance. Other than assistance on not to do it. :) 5 stars!!!

  • horrible...i don't know if your trying to be funny, but its not. i used be suicidal...it wasn't funny.

  • this is terrible.

  • This is a rediculous and awful sick joke! Isn't there something in the YouTube TOS about not encouraging people to do things like...suicide? If there isn't there should be! Suicide is NEVER the answer.

  • Geez some people are so weak. It's called life. live with it, pussies.

  • @eurasianchica seriously? some people can't help it. it's not always about problems, sometimes it's just a chemical imbalance. this is serious. it's not always something people can "live with" if the pain is that unbearable.

  • Fuk is this some kinda sick joke!

    I'd like to see ur life as shit as mine

    I'm bullied all the time( I'm 12) and I'm goin across YouTube to make me forget about my life and I get this! Makes me want to die even more

  • @KIDmachinima

    There is help. There are people who want you to live. Being bullied is hard but there is help available. You can call the national suicide hotline, you can talk to school counselors or somebody that you trust . Guidance counselors at school can help.

    Please live!

  • I made myself look like shit so we can get rid of the rest of them too and so it wouldn't be as appealing if they decided to take my clothes off. Only perfection will survive.

  • No, I want a firing squad for FUN. It's sexy.

  • Those of you laughing at this as a simple joke: keep in mind that this video probably convinced at least one person to take his/her life.

  • @sinning15 I sincerely doubt that.

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  • I can't find DAS, and there is no link too it !!

    Also is this a joke, bc i just noticed that its in the comedy category !

  • this is totally sick - if you need help, there are people and groups you can talk to. suicide ruins the lives of the families and friends around you - everybody has support - this is such an unbelievably unfunny thing to put on here

  • @kcirtapuk suicide doesn't always ruin people's lives.

  • @werdieSehnsuchtkennt Ok , So if I killed myself my family and friends wont be sad?

    Wtf are you trying to do? convince ppl that its not a bad thing to commit suicide?

  • @robertbeckius I said that it's not ALWAYS going to ruin people's lives - it depends on the person commiting suicide.

  • and if this is a fucking joke, it ainf fucking funny.

  • the cartoon @ the beginning was stupid and meaningful @ the same time.

  • please help me to strike a katana in my body i will paid for it! SEPPUKU!

  • suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem

  • @potatos111 stop using that, it's stupid and it's incorrect. A series of things have occured in my life which now mean that life and misery are synonimous. Depression is not always temporary.

  • @werdieSehnsuchtkennt

    It would actually be ignorant and incorrect. And, life and misery are not synonymous, it just means a lot of bad things have been happening to you, it doesn't mean you have to kill yourself or be sad and depressed all the time. It is a temporary thing, no exceptions. The length of time it might go on for may be long but it will end eventually, without you dying as the solution too.

  • This is sad. Please everyone,, Thumps down on this vid. and thumps up on this comment !

  • Fuck you JazzOnToast you have no idea how hard it is to be depressed.

  • you think this is a joke? this the end to a life. go do something that will actually help people you assholes. fuck this video.

  • not even fucking funny... not worth my time to comment

  • why dont you use das the world will be better off with out your stupid ass vids FLAGED

  • i can see where theyre coming from. suicide has turned in to such a fad so if anyone does have problems its difficult to be taken seriously BECAUSE of them on the band wagon but also videos like this.

    its pretty messed up....whuts wrong with you?

  • Yeah, and then you get labeled in papers and in school and by people that you have Psychological problems or Neurological problems.

  • no one follow through with suicide. it always kills two people

  • THIS IS DISGUSTING!!! how can you make a video of this?! its terrible!!! suicides not a joke.

  • What the fuck is this?!?! really? you sick ass hole

  • Fucked up...not cool

  • really?! :))

  • wow they charge you for sucide i had 2 freinds did it for free didnt cost them a thing but there life

  • Help me if i ever plan to actually follow through

  • ill buy that shit! wanting to go suicide more then half my fucking life.

  • is this real? I want to die... I tried so many ways I just want to die.

  • @Leah72177 come on this is just a joke anf for fuck sake! dont kill yourself, there's a lot of beautiful things in life you just dont have to miss... trust me, ive been in the same situation (trust me ive taken the dose of pills i hd to take for one month in one go) and ive come over it I bet you can too

  • @Leah72177

    w t f

  • I'd buy that for a dollar!

  • @Username232011 me too

  • I can't believe the month of December has come and now I can count my days, that's right 29 days from now and all this is over, :) YAHOOOOO

  • @4everwantn2die I have told a few ppl I want to go but no one believes me. I don't even think they will notice me when i am gone. bye cruel world

  • @wisernow46f don`t kill your self ppl will miss you if you do that you`ll hurt your self and the one around you please don`t do it your friends and family will miss you your alive for a reason D:

  • I haven't rated one yet they're what other people have rated. Looks like you're the cock muncher aye little boy ;-)