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  • just smh...

  • Unfortunately its easier to scam elderly people. Throw Jesus in there to gain their trust and you got a pretty promising scam. Everyone in this church looks 50+. Not a coincidence.

  • theres nothing wrong with corporate worship but when its" i need yall to move cause i don't want a dead church" Then to prophi-lie and say "some of yall about to get new houses etc", this is NOT a true spirit of worship but rather through manipulation! Truth is wether I join in to praise with everyone else does not determine materialistic gain and certainly does not give me any spiritual elevation!

  • FRAUD!

  • get her off the mic...wtf

  • Awww, this looks like a seniors dance at the Shady Acres Nursing Home! *LOL*@ 3:19 wif her Hip Hop Rappin Skillz!

  • @1:34 lmao he tried to be the instruments at the same time

  • You know? I look at this every chance I get and in the deepest part of my heart I know that THIS is some bullshit.... Thank you Kerney.

  • AT about the 7 sec mark it sounded like his helper was gettin' ready to break off into The Jeffersons theme song.

  • this is exactly why people don't go to church anymore.

  • What the hell is this??!!

  • He said the F word!

  • what was that? "COME ON AND DANCE WE FUCK YOU YA!" 0:51

  • @guitah4lif ROFL it did sound like it didnt it? LOL

  • lmao at 2:14 he's fist pumpin!

  • Come on lets see you dance...

    Come on lets see you open your wallet...

    Hallelujah, you're taking out your wallet...

    Come on you're taking out those crisp $100 bills...

    Hallelujah! You're handing them over to me...

    Kerney Thomas: the screaming mother-fucking motherfucker for jesus!!!

    G-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O-D!

  • �

  • SOUL TRAIN

  • "Some of you are about to get new houses...new cars...God's gonna put you and your family together again"

    How empty and broken must one be to accept this, and to preach this?

  • this is a room full of ignorant buffoons

  • Raise yo hands in the air and wave them like u just don't care??? Did she just say that or am I trippin? lol WoooooWW!!!

  • Without the Christianity and the Prosperity Gospel BS this could be such a wonderful spiritual community event and experience. But, so, I feel sorry for them.

    Praying for material wealth???! This is ridiculous. It is blasphemy even, and I say that, as a NON-believer well understood ;-)

  • @kleenex3000 Prosperity is in the gospel, but very misused by the chrisitan Church today, Prosperity is for the gospel to be spread, for God's Glory not for us to have a bunch of stuff, God doesn't mind us having stuff, but when you begin to seek stuff instead of Jesus that's a problem. Stuff having you is the problem. So your right for the most part.

  • @Jiballin : Greetings, from Germany, and THANK YOU for the additional information and clarification!

  • wtf, did these people buy the personal fart package? omg This is a freakin hoe down.

  • Grab your partner and dossie doe. Cheaper to have church in a hotel than a church. That's a damn shame!!

  • Hey, I just recorded this video and now I can do those exercises for free without paying any money to that church...

  • if this man doesnt repent hes gonna die.

  • hey.. she stole that one line from Ice Cube!! LoL

  • Is this The Church or The Jungle Book???!!

  • what the helllllllllllllllllllllllll!wa­ve them in the air???oh no we are not amused

  • the guy in the blue jean jacket is lookin like... "What the fuck am i doin here?"

  • nigga dancin'! XD

  • I'd dance too if I got all of those people's money.

  • did he curse at 0:53?

  • LMAOOOOOOO OHHH SHIIIITTTT

    It sounds like it... omg i'm in tears

  • Gimme yer money. That's right, give it all to me. God needs more money. Hand it over.

    Now, dance. Dance and laugh and sing while I take all of your money.

    What a great godly man he is. I want to tie him up and hang him on a doorknob.

  • This man is getting money like crazy!

  • Church business............lol

  • he the best!...

  • lmao!!

  • Black People!

  • the music lol stop

  • he is happy he got all their money time to celebrate

  • The dancing and praise, can be representative of when king David dance for God. Dancing is not a sin.

  • Yes it is.

    So are internets

  • Wow! I saw the "Funky Chicken", the "To the Windows to the Wall (Ying Yang Twins)", "Square Dancing", and I could have sworn I saw two older gentlemen bust out the "Kid and Play".

  • Kerney thomas's wife's singing needs a MIWACLE

  • Damn, dis a club.

  • lol

  • no...this is the JUNGLE BOOK!

  • bring the 80's back...lmao wtf?

  • NIGRO IS A HIPOCRIT... You don't like a dead church...as IF.... Yo church is so dead you need a darn telephone to pray for people... they're scared of your church... they don't want to loose hearing in their ears with all your dang screaming... Amen...and please... don't let me call cuz i will show you how church should be!

  • well,look at it this way, it can't get any worse.

  • he is going to HELL

  • Your judging and read what the bible says about that.

  • i am not judging. you can read the bible and read it CAREFULLY to know what the bible says about false prophets. Now his actions and motives can send him to hell, but if he change his ways and i said IF then there is nothing to worry about. But you know for yourself ain't no man of GOD got no business doing stuff like that. And i am just keeping it real. If he doesn't change his WAYS and i mean WAYS then he on account of his WAYS will bust hell wide open. Now read in your bible about that.

  • I surely do you said he is going to hell. IS being the definite assurance that he will. The bible says that God knows the intent of the heart and you said his motives can send him to hell. How do you know his motives? Be careful what you speak on other people For all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. When Jesus approached the woman who was CAUGHT IN THE ACT of adultery he didn't condemn her he said go your way and sin no more. Jesus didn't even come to condemn the world.

  • this shit is ridiculous..lmao

  • is that lil darryle in the front on the left with the jean jacket on.

  • You know you wrong for that (lol).......

  • WTF? Thank god only shit like this happens in America!

  • CLUB AARP

  • LOL!!!

  • This sounds terrible!

  • there are jamin :)

  • Haha I actually work for Pastor Kerney Thomas..

    hahahahaha I can't believe he gets ppl to believe his stuff.

  • Are you serious?

  • Dis Is A Hot Mess lol

  • "Wave ya hands in the air, wave em like you just don't care."

    WTF?

  • Uh.........why the hell they always in a hotel with that fool? I've never seen him in an actual church!

  • LOL they at least they should've chose the Quality Inn, could've gotten a better rate.

  • lol

  • .....................I'm finna' be Catholic.

  • this makes black ppl look bad

    (I'm black)

  • dhat'z wat i said lolz

  • why are they square dancing?

  • I didn`t like a dead party before i got saved?

  • hmmmmmmm.

    i shoulda stopped at 00:30

    but no i had to view the whole thing

    i dont like it.

    they need to go and come again.........

  • omg search for "Gettin Crunk at Church" someone posted this same video synchronized to a Lil Jon song!!!!!!

  • False is all i gotta say. This doesn`t look like a cristian church that really want to praise god .. it seems they doing it just cuz they have 2.

  • club kerney lmaoo!!

  • HAHAAH CLUB KERNEY!

  • Oh my God!

  • They're worshipping a false God and making fun of our Savior's name. These people will rot in hell.

  • hmmm... A black free mason who cant dance.

    Fucking kerney.

  • What's up with jean jacket dude??? I dunno what's worse...this video...or me, for WATCHING this...lol Funny as hell..(opps..sorry)

  • I thought they was about to break out with the soul train line for a minute there...

  • look at dude 2nd from left in blue jean suit...lol, he looks like what is going on. Is this a church or a club.

  • i think he was going to a club because he looks like he doesn't want to be there.:) lol

  • look at dude 2nd from left...lol, he looks like what is going on. Is this a church or a club.

  • Nothing like a HOLY GHOST PARTY..

  • I thought this was an episode of Ellen for a minute

  • Kearney favors O.J. Simpson.

  • Dance dat' ebbil debbil man right outta da' house ya'll! Halleujah! Come on!

    Boneheads,... falling for these con-mens games, don't give them a single red cent... true religious figures wouldn't ask for a dime.

  • we set black folk free for this result he said ?..wow how fukkin ignorant and dumb can deez guys get...u a sick fukk who should burn n hell n im positive u will for sayin dat shyt cracka

  • we set black folk free for this result?

  • are you fucking kidding me?

  • I think he was visiting a mental hospital......it was good for them to get out for a while.

  • he needs to repent ha

  • Kerney dances like he's jogging in place.

  • thats because hes fat

  • s breathing hard.

  • ROFL

  • ladies and gentlemen give that lady a record deal!

  • I was waiting for him to holler

  • soul train reunion

  • can't nobody dance like Kerney man he needs to be a choreagrapher; look at him ya'll

  • lmao!

  • KERNEY THOMAS FAKE ASS LOL

  • Come on and let me see ya dance at CLUB KERNEY

  • wow Kearny Thomas sings that good?

  • 3march God is not a watch dog who strikes people down who don't believe in you or bad mouthed you.  Jesus was whipped and crucified by these people, stephen was stoned and he said forgive them for they know not what they do. you're speaking from the wrong side. besides this kerney guy is about money like alot of these tv people are

  • what if I don't want to dance? Aren't we suppose to come to church to LEARN the word? I don't like it when preachers would rather put on a SHOW than preach the word like they are suppose to do.

  • I totally agree with you.

  • lmfao

  • is kerney doing the solider boy?

  • gone pastor i love it!

  • hey nuff folks said that Jesus was a false prophet cuz his methods wer different from theirs..looking at these videos and the shows on BET, there is nun wrong wit wat he is doing or saying..oh but that band suks

  • Your an idiot. Hes a hypocrite and irresponsible. But you could be a fool and send him money. dumb ass. Have you seen his other videos basically saying that money is the only thing thatll make you happy. This fat ass niggas a joke.

  • well if you take in context wat he said..he said that only God can give you joy...but money can make you happy.., there are days when you aint happy, but u styll have the joy of the Lord and if i gave you a $10000 i kno u dat wud make u happy..be real. Im not saying the mans perfect..Im sayin that he aint a false prophet..so u can spend ur days tryna flip him off or u can find God for urself..cuz u need him!!

  • Idont need nobody. I hear you but i think theres something wrong with a preacher sayin that money would buy you happiness and "No money. No honey". And plus a prophet is someone who can tell the future and what he says comes to pass. This dude aint no phrophet. He a regular dude tryin to make money apparantely. He might as well have had snoop dog come out and spit a verse bout money and hoes during his "praising"

  • haha..lol,,hey jus kno that money aint bad, God wants us to be wealthy..the love of money is evil not money itself. and financial issues have been tha centre of many marrital problems

  • ...so "no money no honey", get it?

  • hmmm....God wants us to be wealthy? I never read where we are suppose to be wealthy in the Word of God. "Man" wants to be wealthy. The Lord says to not lay our treasures here on earth where moth can destroy it. Rather, lay your treasures in Heaven. Kinda goes against what a lot of preachers preach today, huh?

  • well the devil does not want us to be prosperous...are u tellin me that God and the devil have the same plans for our lives...our reward is in heaven yes,,,but through righteous living we can reap our benifits even now

  • First of all i dont believe in that"Devil/Lord of the rings crap" I think people are responsible for there own life. Aint no demon whispering in my ear. I agree that you should get money and be happy in ya life. However i also know that money aint most important thing in life And this guy claimin to be gods prophet is sayin that. If he didnt claim that he was a phrophet i would say "aiaght do you". But im not feelin the hypocrisy.

  • The devil doesn't want us to be "prosperous"? Did you read that in the Bible or did your pastor tell you that? It is not written in the Bible. If anything...Satan wants to change our focus. If we set our eyes on worldly things like money...we surely aren't setting our eyes on what God has planned for us, or what He has told us to set our eyes on.

  • if God dont want us to have riches then why wud he give solomon riches beyond his desire,,,wealth aint jus money,,,its health wisdom things that god blesses us with,,,christ became poor so that we could be rich...and as God loved us that he gave his son,,,so wats a little money? yall are acting like im tryna say or that kerney was sayin to put money b4 all things...put God 1st, and all things will come after,,including money cuz money answereth all things (Ecclesiastes 10:19)

  • Oh you say the love of money is evil but not money itself? So he just wants us to like money.... alot. lol aiaght man think what you want.

  • nope...all i was sayin that most fams who have financial issues begin to have relational issues,,,its tru regardless of wat yall wanna say or twist..kerney is being real...so am i,,,so do the same stop actin like dis world we live in is fantasy..the bible was meant for us in this world,,so apply it ZEEN!!

  • Lord forgive me but this looks like a Old Person Club lol!

  • lol look at the old man in the front row lmao!

  • I love it when he screams, it's funny as hell, and it looks like he's taking a big dump.

  • If he put out an instructional video called "Krumping with Kerney", my life would be complete.

  • hahahaha

  • What in the world is this? Kerney should know better than that.

  • Im so sick of hearing about prosperity everywhere on TV, what about salvation, what about sin, what about holiness?

  • I bet there were a bunch of sistas whose feets was "so" the next day.

  • All Swolled Up

  • "All Swolled Up" That was pretty funny! Thanks for the laugh. I live in Houston. I need to make some popcorn and actually go see one of his "services."  I think he mainly services himself! Amen....and Amen.

  • Dude, he's in Texas right now! Go to his website and check out his tour dates.

  • if i where you i would pray fast. before something bad happens to you through God

    for trying toooo bring this man of GOD down.

    repent for this you sinner!

  • Ok, I'll get in my prayer closet.

  • i meant to type: it got to worldly...

  • ok.yeah wave 'em in the air got a little to wordly

  • There should be a drinking game where you have to drink every time he screams or speaks in tongues. I'd be on the floor in about 15 minutes. :-)

  • Thank you. Now I know what I'm doing this weekend.

  • if there EVER was a FALSE PROPHET....TERRIBLE ,just TERRIBLE...can't inherit the Kingdom of God like this

  • Wave your hands in the air, wave them like you just dont care, now somebody scream !!!!!! I could be wrong but i think 50 cents came out next.

  • I can do this at home <_<

  • this so called pastor,and his wife are misleading a lot of people,he needs to stop nooooooooooooooooow!!!

  • Im sorry but He looked like an off beat bobble head... Lord touch heal and deliver

  • RainielDayz07, Please don't make me laugh

  • Im sorry but this video was to funny to me. And im usually not one to make fun of people... well Yes I am... but i couldnt hold my tongue this time... They look like they were at a Country Bar someone where doin the suffle...

    I looked again and Kerny really did look like a OffBeat Bobble Head... He just needed to sit down somewhere.

  • LOL, Truth

  • Look at that tall old man!!! LOL!!! But yeah, stuff like this makes me sick!

  • Well let's just Walk It outtttttt

  • the bible does speak of 'praise God with the dance'.  Many people dont understand people of God dancing, because they are not students of the Scriptures, or reading the word

  • Next they'll be 2 Steppin'.

  • i dont read anywhere in the bible that dancin inside the sanctuary or synagoge was appropriate.... i seriously disagree with what i see here...

  • Excuse my bad english but ain't no God in this mess they doin.They're partying like they are at a club just for middle age people.Look at the woman in the front with the red shirt on.

  • um...if you know anything about black/african culture, you'd know that dance IS prayer, christian or otherwise. only in the most repressed situations has the notion of spiritual dance not been continued and perpetuated.

    sorry if you don't understand that, but walk into just about any black protestant church on a sunday (that isn't lutheran or possibly episcopalian), and you're gonna see something similar to this.

  • its people like that that make real christians look bad...

  • true.

  • subhanaAllah

  • LOL and this is christianity?

  • A bunch of high crack heads.

  • "Let's party for what God's gonna do in our lives"....this is so sad..."raise yo hand in the air, and wave 'em like you just dont care"....i coulda sworn that that was a SECULAR verse in a SECULAR song...hmmm...something doesnt equal up....

  • this is sad to me...

  • My My My........

    Such "FOOLISHNESS".......!!!!!

  • Yes lets club for Jesus!! woohoo where is the free wine??? Alright now where is da miracles...I wanna see a unicorn!

  • let's dancing is that club?

    Then woe to those write the Book with their own hands, and then say: 'This is from Allah' to trade with it for a miserable price! - Woe to them for what their hands do write, and for the gain they make by it. Qur'an C:2 V:79

    And say: 'Truth has (now) arrived, and falsehood perished: for falsehood is (by its nature)bound to perish'. Qur'an C:17 V:81

  • "come on and wave your hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care!" -- sounds more like a hip hop hype man than a church singer.

  • the dude in middle of room id stupid

  • wow this makes christianity in the south look like a joke. poor fools, they've been brainwashed into donating money to this crackpot. false hope....

  • COme on and dance we'll fuck oh yea - swell pastor

  • The Raddison Inn Conference Room + One Crooked Preacher x Horrible Singing = The Pastah Kerney Two Step

  • P.T. Barnum, of Barnum & Bailey Circus, used to say: "There's a sucker born every minute" NO shortages here.

  • See now, there aint nothing wrong with dancing before the Lord, but this "man" is clearly a false prophet...just gettin' all these old folks up there to dance for new cars and houses and what "god" is gonna do for them.