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  • HE JUST WON A TOURNAMENT TODAY!!!!

  • when does south park season 14 come out on Blu ray in england.

  • COOL!!! Love it!

  • Dear Santa,

    Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.

    Sincerely, Tiger Woods

  • what episode is this?

  • iwatchsp . com

    You can watch full episode here xD

  • The Day After My Bday ( MArch 16)

  • why did you upload an advertisement? and it never got to the PUNCH LINE

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  • well the first episode of se14 sucked but the rest is highlight just like season 13 southpark never started sucking it just starts to be fuckin epic!!

  • no ur not sorry at all..deep down is like this "Man can these guys give me a break! They're just jealous cause i could get laid with women they only dream about getting!, Im Tiger Fucking Woods for cryin out loud! y'all cheatin on ur wives anyway! Only I matter cause I make ur annual salary in a WEEK bitches ha!" I could go on but i don't wanna get sued.

  • @devilpupbear09 Lmao, WIN!

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  • i mean he has a point though

  • I've always thought publicized apologies were insincere and staged!

  • I have a season 13 episode :)

  • rediculously funny episode.. mainly butters. I got mad that this part in the preview wasn't even in the episode though..

  • HA HA

  • he sounds so white

  • hahahaha americans are so fucking stupid !!

  • @Subit5xk,

    Yeah, which exactly why we're the wealthiest country in world, with some of the best businessmen, entertainers, artists, designers, educationalists, schools, etc, isn't it? I mean, who could doubt that the only way America became the most powerful and influential country in the world was through its utter stupidity? Your comment means a lot coming from someone who doesn't even write using proper grammar.

  • @Subit5xk,

    Yeah, which exactly why we're the wealthiest country in world, with some of the best businessmen, entertainers, artists, designers, educationalists, schools, etc, isn't it? I mean, who could doubt that the only way America became the most powerful and influential country in the world was through its utter stupidity? Your comment means a lot coming from someone who doesn't even write using proper grammar.

  • @05lowell well dude ..fuck you . 1st of all im not from us so ..yea my gramm sucks. 2nd americans are fucking dumb . The only the reasons why america is so powerfull is because u got plenty natural resources and shit like that .what you gonna do when u and you won't have even food to eat after the resources are finally gone?

    ps: go and rub your dirty little american cunt and dont replay

  • @Subit5xk,

    Well, you can say we're the most powerful country simply because of our natural resources (which isn't the only reason), but that's still doesn't deter from the fact that we have "some of the best businessmen, entertains, artists, designers, educationalists, schools, etc," did we get all that simply because of our natural resources also? Not only is your grammar horrible, but you speak profanely and with vulgarity, which manifests a great deal of ignorance.

  • @Subit5xk listen man thats not kool, you come to this country and they offer you a better life and you just screw them over. You dispespectfull immigrints piss me off, and im not even american. And its not the reasources it the people, we came here from euroupe and created the 2 of the greatest countries of the world canada and the US, mean while you indians where fighting each other and being greedy well we worked together.

    Show some respect or get out

  • @gettoguy321 wtf dude ? imigrant , me ? im not living in usa . subject closed

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  • @05lowell I would say you're the wealthiest country in teh wrold because of a philosopy of exploitation. Americans are ignorant ofcourse some call you idiots. But any country to be big and strong has to have stupid people that believe any of teh governments bullshit that justify the nations expansion.  Intelligent well informed people arent needed . When a nation achieves something its because of some one in it . Not everyone you are cant take credit for other peoples success's in america

  • @apacheslim,

    PART ONE:

    Obviously there are unintelligent people in America. There are unintelligent people in every nation. A more accurate way to determine the average intelligence of all Americans as a whole would be to look at the national IQ. America has a national average IQ of 98, which ties them for 19th place with Norway, Mongolia, France, Denmark, Australia, Spain, Poland, and Hungary. So if you call us stupid, you basically call all those other countries stupid as well.

  • @apacheslim,

    PART TWO:

    Before starting this post, I'd like to correct myself, Spain, Poland, and Hungary actually have an national average IQ of 99. If you would like to look at the national average IQ's of every country, you can look here:

    en.wikipedia (.) org/wiki/IQ_and_the_wealth_of_­nations

  • @05lowell

    IQs mean nothing when you are like Americans and dont realise how badly you are getting fucked by the system and the government. Thats twhats wrong with your country is that you are smart enough to do all the work but taught and encouraged to be too fucking stupid to see how badly you are getting fucked. It doesnt mean you are retarded or cant do math but there is alot of ignorance in your nation and thats where people like Bush get their power from.

  • @apacheslim,

    I'm really starting to think you've never even been to America, because if you had been, and had gone around and asked Americans what they think of the government, you would have seen that a majority of them would tell you that they believe it is corrupt and self-benefiting. Yes, we have our corrupt politicians, we also have our good ones. We know our government isn't perfect, that it does some things wrong, and that it has made many mistakes. We do our best to correct it.

  • @05lowell

    Funny you should say that because I dont think any of your people ever go outside to any1 elses country let alone Canada. Palin for example. the whore . I dont think you know how China or Venezuela or Cuba is because you havent been there, Yet YOUR people in their ignorance condem them to hell. Your people Voted that fucking piece of shit bush in. Your people re-elected a man that had already invaded 2 nations yet you got him in anyways. So yes you guys are ignorant.

  • @05lowell

    oh yeah btw I dont need to go to america to know how fucking out of touch you people are. The only bloody fucking thing you guys talk about is how successful you country is and how much better it than the rest. that is ignorant and also as i mentioned you people dont realise how badly you are getting fucked. You invade and country after country yet you are too stupid to realise a pattern emerging but rather go along the lines that ohhh the terrorists did it

  • @apacheslim,

    For Americans and those intelligent on the social aspects of America, you are only proving my point. Here in America, a majority of the people are extremely upset because of our Government's choice to invade countries. We don't sit around talking about how much better we are than everyone else, and yes, you do need to experience something before you can criticize it. Either way, your only a bigot, you believe what you want to, despite the facts.

  • @05lowell

    Look Im not saying the Americans are completely retarded. Do you need to go to N korea to know that it is pretty much a dictatorship? No you odnt so all that stuff about needing to go some where is bullshit. Americans are retarded or dumb but they are ignorant and the point i was making was that in order for a empire to run effectively it cannot afford to have intelligent well informed people . Bush was a fuck up but he was re-elected. McCain is a cunt but 40% in theelection

  • @05lowell

    On top of that look at the media there like Fox News and the shit that spews out of the television. Do you know how mnay atrocities your nation has done? Yet it goes un questioned. You country is ignorant thats what that is. I personally wouldn't be a rabid nationalist like you and deny that Australians dont give a fuck the same way Americans dont give a fuck about anyone outside of their nation.

  • @apacheslim,

    Yeah, we don't care about anyone outside of our nation, that's why we're always helping other nations, like China and Haiti just to mention two recent ones. If you had ever been to America you would see how whenever there is a disaster in another nation, natural or otherwise, it's usually one of the primary concerns of every American.

  • @05lowell-True until the last part

  • @thegunclub123,

    In case you didn't understand to begin with, the first part of my message was sarcasm. You see, the funny thing about those of you that hate Americans is every time I get into an argument with one of you, I supply valid sources and relevant arguments, while all you provide in return is repetitive rants about how much you hate America. I ask you why, you give a reason, I debunk your reason and so you go on to something else, and the cycle is never ending.

  • @05lowell-Actually, what you just did was none of the above, you instantly judged me as someone who hates America. I'm American and "patriotic". But, I just know for a fact that a natural disaster is rarely the primary concern on more trhan 25% of Americans minds when it strikes, considering there are hundreds of natural disasters going on

  • @thegunclub123 actually to back to your statement as 05lowell does NOT speak for everyone, I honestly could care less about a natural disaster occurence anywhere unless its actually where i live.

  • @WhipLash42o,

    That's because your a self-centered individual. Of course I don't speak for you; you apparently don't even care if something happens to America, you only care if something happens where you are currently residing. Your point of view is hardly relevant to this discussion seeing as how you don't even care about anyone save it be yourself.

  • @thegunclub123,

    You're right, in fact, I did judge you, and very wrongly at that. I sincerely apologize, I spoke impulsively and out of line; and reading back at my post, I realize I also spoke inaccurately when I said that natural disasters were usually the primary concern of "every American." However, the stereotype of Americans being unintelligent, unsympathetic, uninformed, ignorant fools is quite upsetting to me, especially when I am looked down on simply because of my nationality.

  • @05lowell Yea that sounds about right, well mostly right anyhow. I posted a comment not because of opinion but to back thegunclub123's statement as you seem to be pig-headed enough to think that you can speak for an entire country. You dont.

  • @WhipLash42o,

    Obviously I don't speak for the entire country, what I said was based on statistics and personal experience. In fact, most of my opinions and beliefs differ from the majority of Americans, so the last thing I would assume is the position of being able to speak for the entire country. If I say, "The Middle East is dominantly Islamic," I'm not speaking for that country, I'm speaking based on facts.

  • @05lowell-Well, no real need to apologize but thank you nonetheless.And I take the reserve course and agree with the latter part of your message this time

  • I hate that he did it but everyone excepts his real apology. No one has a problem with tiger indulging his lustful desires they didnt like that he broke his oath to his wife.

  • Why is cartman standing behind him in the preview???? I dont remember this in the actual episode

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  • Ok, Im not sure if im the only one who feels this way or what. WHO CARES that Tiger Woods cheated and fucked a bunch of hoes. I enjoy him as a golfer and what he chooses to do in his free time is none of the worlds damn business. This whole thing is way to big for a golfer who cheated on his wife. Fuck the vulture media.

  • @Varack99 true...this is america after all and everyone is a critic...i mean look at obama's reputation now. If you have talent in something, we'll try our best to do something to bring you down to earth. People shout liberal, but true communism like those rotten slant eyed chinese mother fuckers we are

  • @ReeferBuddy wow no need to call them slant eyes

  • @ReeferBuddy screw that commie obama!

  • @ReeferBuddy There has never been any communism, only fascism under a communism flag. Which is not to be mistaken for communism.

  • @tulapi123 Fascism and Communism are two separate and completely different things. Both are authoritative-style governments, which is what I assume that you meant.

    Fascism is the idea that the individual's only goal is to work towards bettering the state; that the individual itself does not matter. This is the idea of an efficient society.

    Communism is the complete opposite; it relies on equalizing ALL individuals. This is the idea of an equitable society.

  • @ReeferBuddy

    man chinese is barely communist

    korea on the other hand

  • LMAO!!!

    You guys should check out my Tiger sketch in my channel!

  • too bad in the actual episode cartman wasnt there, it was just a video game

    but it was a hilarious episode nontheless

  • hahaha I love this! Go South Park! Love how they managed to get that sissy Tiger voice.

  • you mother fucker! i shouldve never married you!!!

  • That's funny, check out the "Provocative Pepper" video its hilarious as well !!!

  • Okay hahaha this is so fucking funny, we accualy have swedish guys commenting on the fact that tigers girlfriends accent isnt really swedish. Im from Sweden and I DONT GIVE SHIIIITTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

    And u shouldnt either they made that accent so it could sound funny u dumbass motherfucker. Go fuck ur big titted blonde mom and suck fredrik reinfeldts mudda fucking dick u bitch, piiiiiiiz.

  • Damn I have to wait until April second. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­

  • This is awesome!

    Check my reply if you're bored people!

  • i don't know why ea sued south park, i mean they know what the south park writers are like they make fun out of everybody, it was a matter of time until tiger woods would part of an south park episode

  • pre-nup powerup!

  • ROFL thats fucked up about tiger woods but it was funny when they gave the monkey money and it was just going crazy fucking other monkeys LOL XD

  • This is unbeleiveble EA is now suiing Southpark. I think EA must not tak this so bad southpark fucks with everything and everyone so EA and tiger woods go cry and shit your pants.

  • @killarrior hahah so damn true ! Southpark doesn't give a shit about what other people think.... why do you think it's so popular! dee dee dee : )

  • they cant sue them cuz they have no case if you read that shit from the beggining you will follow me.

  • @killarrior yea.. its all laughs and shit until someone makes fun of you... I swear you people should really imagine yourself in other people's shoes and in that position... but I guess you can't cure stupid.

  • @MrOmeMan Well i dont feel sorry for tiger woods he yust shouldn´t have fucked with al these women. I only feel srry for his wife and kids.

  • @killarrior well... I'm not saying that this isn't funny... its entertaining buts lets flip the card. Shouldn't his wife be in jail for assaulting him with a golf club? I'm sure he shouldn't have cheated on his wife but it was his wife who decided to marry a legend like him - seeing the dollar signs when he asked her out. Who knows... maybe she wasn't giving it up or something. Lets not just put the blame on tiger... though he made some dumb choices.

  • @MrOmeMan Well thats treu she shoulnt have hit him with a golf club. And yes lets be honest if a very hot women wants to have sex with you i dont think you can think clear. Well its fucked up for both i geuss.

  • @killarrior I fucking know right. If anything motherfucking EA should be thanking southpark. I bought 14 Tiger wood EA games because I thought it was just like the one in south park. Tiger woods is just a cankerous whore who slept with 190 white women. SO what?? Get over it. He's not the first person to cheat, and he's not gonna be the last. So get the dick out of your asses and go cry because more people are going to cheat.

  • @killarrior I don't understand it either, actually they said "EA out did themselves this time"so, i'm not sure why EA is suing south park.But then again I can see how this would affect their profits, so I guess it can hurt EA.

  • @mckenziebro619 Yeah but more people would want to buy it if you could beat the crap out of Tiger's wife xD

  • @Joshrules599 I know I would. lol

  • lmfao ive been sayin "you stupid motherfucker! I never should of married you!" in swedish accent all week long

    PRE-NUP POWERUP!!!

  • thats not swedish accent faggot im from sweden so i know that shit. Its faggy american voice.

  • @ITSHIM10 i know its not a real swedish accent u stupid motherfucker south park makes fun of everything and everyone so they made a fucked up swedish accent

    dont act like you've never heard someone do a fake swedish accent...dumbass

  • i just didnt enjoy watching this new episode at all...

  • why ? i did a lot ...its exactly as it is ...we are alll sex addicts . "_

  • HIT X TO LIE!

  • It's still pretty good. Funny when they gave the monkey cash and it just ran around humping everything!

  • my mom was like shitting her paints from watching this episode

  • the creators of south park love the simpsons so that shows how wise u r.. idiot..

  • lol it looks out :p

  • lol it almost sounds like him

  • i think that the new south park episode was fucking great, i think that south park is my all time favorite behind the simpsons of the 90's

  • dude were your mom and dad brother and sister? the simpsons are trash compared to south park. onany level. i apologize in advance if you suffer from a mental disease or defect. or tourettes to say some retarted shit like that.

  • now, THIS i gotta watch.

  • I don't understand why people are saying southpark is starting to suck. You guys probably mis understood what the whole episode was about, I thought it was genius and couldn't stop laughing.

  • @silos201 - starting to suck? no son, it has SUCKED ass for a long time

    robot chicken blows this shit OUT THA WATA motherfucker

  • premiers for me tonight :D

  • since mid-season 13, South Park is not what it used to be. I foresee a decline, I hope not though coz then I will have to watch the crappy family guy show...:(

  • haha fuck i love south park :)

  • i was just lmao the whole time! watch the full episode at latesttv*co*cc

  • I love South Park AND Family Guy...

    Anyone got a problem with that can talk to my guns, here...;)

  • SP is now making shows about current events and its not like it used to be..i like the good ole days with towelie and lord of the rings episodes..fat camp, all that good stuff

  • If you want this kind of humor then maybe you should watch Family Guy, South Park evolved a lot since it was first aired and mocking real life events is what makes it unique and funny.

  • theres a turd in the punch bowl

  • the new theme song is cool with cartman

  • this one kinda sucked..

  • idk what it is about that but I can't stop laughing at it. Sounds just lie tiger

  • that episode was srsly amazing, if you think southparks losing its touch, then maybe you're just changing what you like to watch, but don't call the show bad cause your sense of humor sucks

  • TIGER WOODS IS A RETARD... ----->>

    press "thumbs up" if i am right!

  • honestly south park isnt as good as it used to be. some of the new ones are rly good but the ones that about pop culture etc. are usually not that good.

  • ehh.. it happens, things go through ups and downs :)

  • this was hella funny, the tiger woods video game was so awesome

  • that was so funny last night. lmao@butters and kenny.

  • wth was wrong with the first episode of south park....i think it was the worst episode i've ever seen. what do you guys think ???

  • @dexterloveskilling i really liked that episode

  • Very far from the worst episode of South Park. Very far.

  • @dexterloveskilling I agree.. it just didn't have that "South Park" vibe to it. The plot was very weak.

  • @dexterloveskilling I think you're crazeh - the first few episodes will be just making fun of all the major recent happenings. Saying that, I think the one about CopperCab will be better than this one (that's if they are separate episodes).

  • Screw that, the first few seasons of South Park kinda stunk. The more recent ones have been quite a bit better IMO...

  • This season starter was a bit disappointing. Hopefully this Wednesday's episode will be better...

  • yea i was stoned off my ass and didnt even laugh much when watching it

  • I don't like Tiger Woods

  • this shoes fucking dumb

  • what shoes?

  • Funny thing is, this wasn't in the actual episode.

  • South park just isn't that good anymore, I think its getting old, just like family guy and the simpsons

  • i only watched 15 minutes of this episode, the last half. so i cant really give a decent grading cause alot of the material wasnt understandable. so why am i typing this comment, then?

  • it wasn't dumb funny but it was making fun of society. South park always made fun of someone but you gotta understand who it is. this time i believe it was men and rich of society. the government manipulated the news and country to have an excuse for men to have sex with lots of women.

  • this was one of the worst southpark episodes ever. i hope this doesnt mean they will all be this bad this season

  • haha thats funny check out one or two of my videos please i'd really appriciate it and pleasee leave a comment and tell me how im doing

  • one of only good parts about that episode

  • LOL I knew they were gonna do this

  • These guys really don't give a shit do they ? Haha.

  • South park has really gone down hill...

  • I don't why people are hating this. I thought the episode was way better than this preview. And I'm not a southpark fan and have only seen about 10 episodes and I think this was the funniest episode I've seen

  • then u havent seen many

  • this episode sucked ass (copy paste)

  • Im a big South Park and ive watched all the episodes several times and i have to say this was their worst episode ever.

    It seriously sucked ass.

  • ALL of tiger woods mistresses had boyfriends and KNEW he was married...

    yet the homewrecking whore become famous while tiger almost lost his career...

    women are such hypocritical whores

  • the episode was OK... funny how they brough up aliens and conspiracy theories into it all lol

  • i wacht that episode it was awesome

  • LEAVE TIGER ALONE!!

  • tiger sucks my juicy white balls

  • this didn't FEEL like like a first season episode you know?

  • it looks like obama!!!

  • /watch?v=3NfIyLB2SNU

    -- that girl got skills but it seems that she just dont use them... :( check it out! :D

    you can click on the name too, i have just put the video in my page

  • This one sucked, i was dissapointed.

  • I totally agree. The preview looked so promising. the episode....not so much.

  • @justinge999 agreed. some good parts but overall pretty bland. This isn't looking good for future episodes =/ *crosses fingers for the best*

  • @godsmack7991 how?

  • you suck ass rapechild

  • You suck ass fucking rapechild

  • nahh it was actually extremely funny because they made obama look like a retard

  • i did kinda sukc

  • yeah looks like another season 13 suckass season

  • for real. this episode was fucking terrible as was the 2nd half of last season

  • @godsmack7991

    screw you it was fuckin funny!

  • i think u watched a diff episode from everyone else

  • @godsmack7991 my ass go fuck yourself it rocked .. fuck hyou!

  • don't get so hostile it's just an opinion, it doesn't mean anything