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  • People do not appreciate this video. I actually like Ayn, but don't always agree on everything. This skit captures Ayn's personality and how she actually spoke. I give her an A+ for conveying how Ayn did carry herself in interviews and when challenged with questions. I think if people studied Ayn speech pattern, this lady nailed it. I found it funny. The puppet mouth makes it funnier. And the cigarette that pops up is funny too as Ayn was a chain smoker.

  • Tedious and stupid. I hope you got an F on your project.

  • A wet fart would be pretty close to what Ayn Rand sounded like

  • I hate you.

  • I hate you.

  • If I were your teacher: a D+ for significant levels of unintended comedy.

  • This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

  • frigg off, lahey.

  • dont forget to mention ayn rand was an evil jew...like ann "jew whore" frank...thx

  • ayn rand in video= fakest russian accent EVER!!!

  • it was so bad it was good! lol'd hard!

  • This should win an award for the most dumbest video ever made. Hell, it's even dumber than a black sceen with no audio!

  • @jjenson2006 although i agree with you, you really should not say "most dumbest". It does not show that you have a superior intelligence. But once again, this video is not good at all, and I do agree with you.

  • @ridaderek " It does not show that you have a superior intelligence. "

    That statement violates what individualism is all about. Ayn Rand would totally disagree with you.

  • Hemingway = Genius

    Rand = Parody

  • ...if voluntarism works, why don't people volunteer enough time and money to do the things the gov't does NOW? It seems to me that our country should be crawling with Rand "volunteer" groups, ready to demonstrate that the gov't doesn't have to PROMOTE THE GENERAL WELFARE because individuals will (even though their is NOOOOOO historical precedent to demonstrate this. Talk about utopians!) Seems like Randians seem content to let the government do everything for them...sad.

  • @jharnisch giving of your self and your money , is altruism....i suggest you read her books before you presume to understand the philosophy

  • wow.....waste of my time

  • Rand vs Hemingway? Bwahaha no contest. Rand couldn't touch Hemingway as a writer. Rand couldn't touch a fucking 5 year old writing about poop as a writer or a thinker for that matter.

  • You created this for an English assignment? Gosh, we're really old fashioned in England as they usually make us write essays. I don't like the video but, however patronising this may seem, I think you're a little too young to be discussing these writers and I say that based on your difficulty with the pronunciation of philosophical near the end. I hope you rediscover these writers in college and get a greater appreciation of them :)

  • You might have some talent here---don't take the negative stuff people write too seriously .

  • AYN RAND=ZIONIST JEW

  • AYN "SSI/MEDICARE RECIPIENT" RAND

  • this is Socialist, Liberal rhetoric, and is Leftist bullshit propaganda, from a mindless, brainwashed 'academic' moron. Climb out from under king obama hussein's desk long enough to catch your breath and hear.. America 'don't want you here anymore'...

  • Har, de Har.  you got me !

  • Hemingway forever!! :D

  • pure liquid shite

  • weak.

  • RAND&DISCIPLES=PARASITIC PARASITES

  • @HUMANSAREBENEATHME

    As opposed to non-parasitic parasites, presumably.

  • Ayn Rand is a cold war weapon sent by the Soviets to destroy the US economy. It's Brilliant.  An objective philosophy can't raise children or protect the environment or well.. function outside of fantasy land.

  • FAIL

  • worse accent ever!

    re-do it but better, you second-hander ;)

  • Good heavens - a trashy cartoon of two literary giants!

  • How ironic that it took a Russian emigre to extol and philosophically explicate the virtues of constitutional freedom and individual rights engineered by the Founders.

    Regrettably, Americans have grown comfortable and very protective of their ever expanding servitude.

  • @Easleytee The Founders never envisioned the unworkable rubbish that Rand promoted. Notice there are no children in ANY of Rand's books? What would an objectivist society do with an orphan? How would it control pollution of a town's water supply? There are lots of things real people have to deal with in reality that are conveniently left out of Rand's "philosophy." 

  • @sinistar99 You're a fucking moron. Your criticism is that there aren't any children? Seriously?

    "How would it control pollution of a town's water supply?"

    Voluntarism, you fucking idiot. It's funny how you anti-constitutionalists can't even comprehend something so simple.

  • @Easleytee

    It shows the value of the American Way, for all that it may be.

    Someone from a totally different reality could see the situation more acutely than someone else who was born into it and never experienced anything else.

    I can see something of a similar calibre happening with the work of Ayaan Hirsi Ali, elbeit in a different area of social argument.

  • @Easleytee oh do fuck off.

  • @Easleytee she believed in the free market and that for any nation to be worthy of respect it must appeal readily to its own free market and never allow counter intuitive ideology's such as socailism replace that market. she also said that only people worthy of love should be loved. though who it iss discerning who and what is worthy is anyone's business.

  • Ayn Rant was a Russian emigre; a stealth Commie-ist.

  • your retarded

  • If this was for a High School English project. A for most settings, A+ for urban settings. If this was an online College Degree well that all depends on how much you pay. Good job. If it was for someone serious about literature, well I'll be polite here, it's entertaining.

  • @flippyflappy1 lol yeah we're dumber in the cities duh....

  • This was the most adorable video I have ever seen. Ignore all the other peoples negative comments, they don't know what they are talking about.

  • wth is this?

  • I can't see how you can compare these two: Rand was far more of a man than Hemingway could ever have dreamed of becoming.

  • @CalebBalderstone The comparison between Rand and Hemingway came about becasue they are both mentioned in "Old School" a book by Tobias Wolff. I do like the impersonation of Ayn Rand though, she does come off as arrogant and outspoken about objectism as the only real philosophy since aristotle (she does say this in some interviews)

  • @flippyflappy1 Wow, she actually was arrogant enough to say that? The notion that over 2300 years was of no real consequence compared to some badly written books filled with in-human characters lecturing human beings on how to live is absurd indeed.

    I've only started looking into Ayn Rand but the more I do the more I find her utterly repellent.

  • @colddrake80 She is very logical and I do like some of her ideas, so I can see why she has been influential with elitists. But objectism has some major flaws and you can see that as much as she promoted her ideology, she was actually a hypocite by her own life actions (proof that no matter how logical and rational some claims to be, in reality they will always be human) - it's funny to see how she tries to rationalize it when questioned on it -

    Objectivsm is not the end all be all

  • @CalebBalderstone Teen rebellion is fierce, huh?

  • dreadful

  • I have watched 24 seconds; that is enough to decide that it is totally flushable.

  • Doesn't seem like this video was well recieved

  • This is video is so bad I not only thumbed it down, I flagged it for promoting terrorism.

  • Seriously... This is horrid.

  • I hate this shit on youtube..Cant people put fake or fiction or something in the title. You have to wade through complete shit to find anything.

  • Atlas Shrugged movie trailer--type it in youtube please.

  • he was a pussy though

  • This project is devoid of any substance. Back to the drawing board. A big fat F-

  • @amh426 lol.

  • @GustaveKwak lol+

  • flag this.

  • If Ernest & Ayn had a love child, I wonder if he'd look like Steve Buscemi ???

  • lameeeeeeee

  • I had to keep myself from downing entire bottles of sleeping pills while watching the thirty seconds of this video that I got through before finally mustering the strength not to just kill myself and to stop the video.

    Jesus Christ this is bad.

  • One phrase: piece of crap

  • Ayn Rand's made up philosphy is as Dead as she IS!! And, Ayn Rand said if you don't believe in my philosphy or buy my books, your are all Ex-communicated and I don't have to have a Reason For It!!

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  • This is the worst satirical representation of any writer I've ever seen. The creator of the video obviously never understood the two authors' works in depth. It's as if an eleven-year-old girl snuck into her sister's college class and "cliff-noted" this sketch just before presentation day. If Larry the Cable Guy had an antisocial, liberal daughter with a voice modulator locked away in his basement, this would be the resulting comedy.

  • @juliachildrocks HAHAHAHA

  • @juliachildrocks Ayn Rand is a JOKE, atlas shrugged is one of the most comical books ever written that was meant to be actually taken seriously

  • @juliachildrocks Your comment is one of the finest, most hilarious responses to a youtube video that I've ever had the pleasure of reading. Well done.

  • @juliachildrocks I think it's rather concise and awfully funny. The cigarettes are a really good touch. How could you assume that the creator of this video does not understand the work of these authors when the video is obviously made to be a half-baked parody and nothing else? Even considering the result of a meeting between Rand and Hemingway is hysterical and original. Recognizing them as antipodes in American literature is more insightful than you might imagine.

  • @juliachildrocks why liberal?

  • LOL! Funny!

  • Picturing Hemingway as a pathetic sensation driven girl.

    Wow. I can definitively relate to that!

    Why is it that men writers are mostly femiradical twats? Well, just ask yourself what sex reads novels the most.

    Then ask yourself how large part of Rands readers who are women. 2%? 3?

    Rand did what a man should have done. Thank you Rand, for encourage men to be men.

  • FAIL!

  • 85,000 views? come on! (Although I liked the cigarette.)

  • oh dear

  • Ridiculous!!!

  • This supposition must only appeal to academics

  • You cannot eat freedom, but you can eat libertarians!

  • What a piece of shit, that is the easiest way to put this video, a complete piece of shit.

  • What crap!

  • It should be illegal to compare Hemingway with Ayn Rand. Hemingway was actually a good writer while Rand was not unique or interesting at all in her writing/philosophy. Rand was a boar.

  • @ABdadaSURD hahaha. Is calling her a boar intentional, or did you you mean bore. I hope you didn't make a mistake and are calling her a male wild pig.

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  • @jerryhello100 Yes, as in the animal. The dirty, ugly, stupid animal. I didn't even realize that bore could have worked also lol. I guess bore is also appropriate.

  • @ABdadaSURD hahah, that makes my day. A bore of a boar.

  • when i was in grade nine a demented english/speed reading teacher forced atlas shrugged on me when she wasn't running her fingers threw my hair.one of the most poorly written novels i have ever encountered and full of the philosphy of greed.i spent the next ten years going into book-stores and defacing as many copies of her books as i could-but hey,a guy can hawk up only so much phlegm.nice work.

  • @dobbsiancant Clearly, you are a moron.

  • I'm sure your leftist, mindless English teacher loved this. To the rest of the thinking world, your work is pure shit.

  • actually this is a pretty entertaining video skit

  • I agree Ayn Rand was born in an atheist communist country and being an atheist she is devoid of the sense of the human spirit, however she hits it correctly and right on every other issue regarding love, altruism and mostly regarding the future in the

    U.S. regarding socialism 'creeping into society and to our children in schools' and

    what will happen to the U.S. and our future "IF the U.S. does not wake up"!!!

  • @carol33189

    You just copy/paste it under every ayn rand-related video, don't you?

  • @carol33189 "being an atheist she is devoid of the sense of the human spirit" WRONG. The sense of the human spirit lies in the ego. Therefore she correctly hits on the subject whereas repressive fundamentals result in a detriment of the human spirit.

  • @carol33189 You are clearly wrong in your assessment of Ayn Rand being 'devoid of the sense of the human spirit," as she is absolutely dead on in her sense of it.

  • Grade:  F

  • this is absolute bobbins (english slang for garbage)

  • why does ayn rand sound like a combination of natasha from 'rocky and bullwinkle' and scarlett o'hara?

  • Did you get an F ?

  • kind of funny and weird vid. I think Old Man and the Sea kind of refutes both viewpoints--- but thanx for entertaining us with this. Next, could we see Einstein vs. Rand on religion?

  • This is hilariously inaccurate. But maybe that's the point.

  • This is horrible. This is FUCKING horrible

  • Highschool english, right?

    If it was college-level, this is an embarrassment.

  • You're fucking stupid

  • Hemmingways mind was so closed that he opened it up with a shotgun blast to his head from his own hand. I'm sure he felt better at that moment then at any other time of his overrated life.

  • Did you get an F?

  • Ayn Rand was a coward that ran from Russia rather than staying and fighting for her ideals.  Next, she showed her utter contempt for free speech by testifying before the House Committee on Unamerican Activities, a fascist pogrom against "thought criminals". She stole another woman's husband, cheated on her own, and then smeared her boyfriend later in life. In sum, there is nothing about Ayn Rand to admire.

  • @AntacidForTheMind Are you in favour of forced deportation of immigrants who have fled oppressive states seeking freedom? Last I heard the left was none too keen on that idea. Or do moral double standards come into effect when we discuss Ayn Rand?

  • @SpellboundSolution Go back to logic class.  Nothing I stated even suggests the forced deportation of anyone. My gripe is not with Ayn Rand immigrating to the U.S., it is with her cowardice demonstrated by the fact that she ran rather than fight and that later, she assisted the US Government in persecuting other dissidents. Ayn Rand is no one to admire. She is someone to be ashamed of.

  • @AntacidForTheMind Fight. Against the government. In the Soviet Union. Riiiiiiiight. Or do you mean she should have led her own Tea Party protest in Moscow? Idiot.

  • @SpellboundSolution Oh, that's right, Randians are completely opposed to paying the price for freedom. It would have be altruistic of Rand to risk her life for freedom. We can't have that, can we? Randian heroes are selfish children that grow up and admire themselves for all they grabbed out of the toy boxes of others. Real heroes are people that risk it all for the benefit of their fellow man. Rand was the opposite of a hero. She was nothing more than a snake-oil saleswoman.

  • @AntacidForTheMind How much have you been risking for your fellow man recently, hero? Oh that's right you selfishly look out for yourself while declaring the virtue of selflessness. That's the problem with leading a normal life while proclaiming you're an altruist: it makes you into a hypocrite who leaves all the self-sacrificing to other people.

  • @SpellboundSolution Obviously, you have a problem and are an obsessive defender of Ayn Rand. I'm going to answer this last post and then ignore you. Psychological help can be found at the nearest clinic if you are lucky enough to have insurance. I have risked my life fighting for freedom. I risked and lost my job for the same reason many years back. I know a coward when I see one and Ayn is a coward. She was also a bitch. Ask her ex-boyfriend.

  • @AntacidForTheMind It's an awful shame that you're going to stop defending your position, Mr. Non-coward, cause I always enjoy debating with people who claim they love freedom (and ooh! Somebody who has fought and risked his life for it!) while having friends who wish to destroy the only free state in the Middle East so it can be consumed by theocratic, genital-mutilating, honour-killing savages.

  • @SpellboundSolution Did you fight freely with no pay? If not then you fought for wages, not the idea, which is what it is- just an idea. We have great emotion attached to this idea. And in turn this strong emotion causes us to become weak. We should act with logic, not emotion. Freedom is not realistic as 99.99% of people must trade their labor in exchange for life necessities, which in fact means we are bound by certain rules . Therefore, because we are bound we can never truly be free.

  • @princessjw1977 Nice rationalization: we have to work for a living therefore political freedom is futile. That old dictatorship-justifying chestnut is past its best in the year 2010 though.

  • @SpellboundSolution I justify nothing of the sort, nor do i like chestnuts. I prefer ACORN's, ha ha !

  • @princessjw1977 OK, then what were you saying if not "abandon political freedom because life isn't a free lunch"?

  • @SpellboundSolution Resistance is FUTILE, now take me to your leader ! Just kidding, uhm seriously though, we aren't free. Our governmental bodies decide what is best for us, however they don't seem to follow what they preach . When we are forced to do something like pay taxes out the ass, they then tell us it is for our own good. Suppose I can't pay ? Why the IRS shows up at my door and I am screwed. What a wonderful big brother we have. Ain't freedom grand?

  • @AntacidForTheMind And how do you suggest she stand up for herself in Soviet Russia? Go up to Stalin himslef and give him a peice of her mind? This woman left her family and what was left of her country in search of liberty. Oh yes, Ayn Rand was a total coward for seeking freedom from the opressive state she was born into. You have it all figured out, you ignorant peice of crap.

  • Hemmingway cultists have the same common thread of more emotions then reason, like Steinbeck cultists. I liked your video. It took some thought to recognize the two extremes and only an objective mind could have done that. Hemmingways mind was so dysfunctionally emotional that he had to blow it off with a shotgun.

  • @dons123111 you swashbuckling blackguarded fool. Hemingway was epic, engaging, and intellectually feisty. Ayn Rand is so open minded her brain fell out. lol. No offense

  • @nicoheckens1 no offense taken you long haired hippie pinko fool living in la la land, Hemingways brains were spattered all over the wall from a shotgun blast from his own demented hand. LOL

  • here is my altruistically motivated constructive criticism: use a normal voice so I can understand what you're saying ;)

  • Don't fret the nasty remarks. Most watching were doing a search on Ayn Rand. That's going to leave you with viewers who are culty Objectivists, pissed off that you're dis'n their patron saint.

    It was a clever parody and you nailed a valid point or two. (which is going to piss them off even more)

    ....well done :)

  • parody

  • This can't be the Jewess Alisa Rosenbaum. That's not her crappy Khazar accent.

    "Ayn Rand" was the Jewess Alisa Rosenbaum, sent by the Jews' USSR to control opposition by making Conservatives into asocially atomized, anti-Christian, anti-social, selfish morons.

  • this is horrible

  • Well, this is just an absolute abomination.

  • @NationalistRussian Which one is Ayn Rand....lol

  • @1divahead

    The one without the beard!

    The one with the beard is your mama!

  • silly

  • Comparing Hemingway to Rand is like comparing Pee-wee's Playhouse to The Wire. Sure they are both great for what they are, but if you love the integrity of The Wire, its hard to watch low brow Pee-Wee's Playhouse. And this video sucked.

  • CHILDISH

  • Quite amusing.

  • This video is a waste of time

  • This is god awful. I hope the ones that made this choke on a dick and die.

  • On the same dick.

  • i hope she doesnt choke on yours!

  • roflmao!

  • this is hilarious!

  • Didn't Ayn Rand do the voice of Natasha on the "Rocky & Bullwinkle" cartoons?? How about doing one of these "interviews" with Edgar Cayce & Truman Capote? You could call it "the Queer & the Seer"!!!

  • the narrator isn't female in old school

  • This is fucking boring...

  • Still laughing hysterically over this YouTube... love the little cigarette that appears periodically in Ayn Rand's mouth...we need more comic debates between dead authors and philosophers. How about Pius XII vs. Mary Daly?

  • theSuperMetroid, you are either dishonest or underinformed. You evidently have failed to read all of Ms. Rand's nonfiction essays. She does not at all advocated anarchy, and I think you know very well that such a suggestion is absurd. Society would be regulated as described in two essays by Rand:  "Government Financing in a Free Society" and

    "The Nature of Government"

  • This is terribly made. Not only did you badly understand the purpose of Ayn Rand's books, but you misunderstood the point of her characters' perfection and how it helps her to prove her point. I don't know very much about Ernest Hemingway, but the way you made Rand into a puppet that isn't able to properly defend herself is disgusting. It's bias, badly made, and not at all her words. Re-read what you're talking about and look up some interviews of her, and you might understand her intentions.

  • Yes, dont you love the sex scene in atlas shrugged. That was just so EMOTIONAL

  • I love your Ayn Rand (and critique)!

    Your Hemingway is off. (Perhaps you're more of a natural at women.) Hemingway was a stoic, tough, manly man of few (but exact) words, serious and reserved (but masking deep wounds and his voice/accent was not manly, his soul was).

    He was also a notorious drinker and obsessed with bullfighter's focus in the face of danger...

    Do another with him and F. Scott Fitzgerald. Hemingway hated that Fitzgerald couldn't drink as much, even if for medical reasons...

  • you're a monster

  • What a farce. Go fuck yourself.

  • Which one enjoyed and celebrated life to the end? Which one blew his brains out after moving to a socialist country?

    The difference is philosophy. Rand was an author to an end.

  • Hemingway was also an author to the end. He had his own philosophy, part of which was a distaste for imposing his own views and superstitions on others.

    He chose his own end, and met it with eyes open. Can you say the same for Ms. Rand?

  • this is too bias.... hemingway > rand

  • real retahded

  • love it.

  • Rehearsal, timing and editing are your friends. Don't avoid them.

  • Ha ha, as an Rand fan I can see the funny side of this. Not sure how it works as an English project.

  • CUNT!!!

  • trash!

  • How did you get them to interview?