Talking Cat

[MsToastbroetchen]

Sweet but they only make that when they are afraid

[IaTeUrCoOkiEs123321]

Oh long johnson!!!!! :P I wish my cat could do that :P

[IaTeUrCoOkiEs123321]

Haha lol :P

[loonylovegood107]

OHH LONG JOHNSON

[mrwolfie1010]

Thats not funny he's scared! See the hair brishled on his back!?

[rkidmaddog]

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[Osternoob]

i think this cat is chinese and she is talking with the other cat :

- 0:03 : HO LONG DONG

- 0:09 : HO LONG DONG

-0:11 : HO LONG TENG

At 0:14 : she tries japanese..

But as you see in 0:26

the other cat doesnt speak japanese !!

[JohnTheKiller11]

theres a lot of videos i seen with the cat talking like that

[CaioPBD]

Ohhh Long Johnson

Ohhh my pianoo

Ohh eyes at loonggg

[casse14cocoa140]

😄😊😃☺😜😝😁CUTE but stupid

[antonio121355]

mhmmm the force is wise with this one mhmmm

[CaioNV]

I know what will be my nightmare this night

[baka2131]

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

[sasorinodannalover22]

holy man the cat looks pissed XD

[4ester44]

I wish I could hear this without the audience getting raging boners...

[LaShandaCarter]

At 11 it clearly says "I'm talking" 

[SophisticatedLunatic]

@LaShandaCarter It really does!!!! I'm starting to believe that some cats have actually learnt to talk human languages but they just have so strange accent due to their different kind of vocal organs... But that was CLEARLY: "I'm talking....." O.O

[XxxEV0LxxX]

Is there a stage audience or something?

[TheMuzillajeff]

nomnomnomnooom m'kaay

[cookiemonster4001]

Sounds like my grandpa yelling at the tv

[popcorn6541]

thats funny

[Levi213456]

Dat cat drunk as hell!!

[Vampire1864Lover]

may the power of christ compell you!!!!!!!!

[bobskipper1]

This video is a fix and all acted out, i think somebody was making noises in the background to make u think the cats talking ?

[jk032994bama]

Did you think that the cat might be possessed

[RockBottomRiser21]

"oh don piaaaaanooo! whyyyyy I oughtta!"

[x3iDREAM]

I heard it says "oh it's okay".

[babybethbailey]

oh my how could people dislike this lool xxx

[GreenApples226]

Long live Johnson ^_^

[MrsHakke]

olllllld long johnson :D

[BryanTheDoomBringer]

fake ass laugh

[Thebigestmile]

oooh nomnom ooooh nomnom

[AshlynMew]

LOLZ

[yuki7463]

Oh I'm sorry

Oh I'm sorry

Oh it's ok

(starts to yoddle)

[lizzieburrow36]

omg he so cuteeee

[Giovanna2350]

Oh My Dog

Oh Long John

Oh Long Johnson

Oh Don Piano

Why I Eyes ya

All the live long Day.

What the F**K is that cat on?? Lol

[Davecm008]

0:15 "Why I oughta..."

[babydragon3000]

he's singing to be happy that the new cat over there is joinin in!

[MsSpongebobisgay]

Oh my god that cat is haunting my dreams

[nastasesorin]

its a fuckin chinese cat :)))

[MrElectoo]

what did they feed that cat!

[leoreyes806]

The other cats like. Huh, what's going on here. Lmfao.

[goldensparkle444]

wow.............and then the other cat is meowing normal saying: wtf, wtf,wtf

[jesusfreak3321]

Awwww I wish my cat could do that.... then again my cat's so stupid she wont do anything. Not really. She knows how to shake :) I love my kitty :) thumbs up if you love your kitty too !

[ToraRain3]

@jesusfreak3321 my kitty sits in the corner staring at the wall for a long time :) he's kinda dumb to but i love him :D

[ChocolateWhispersx]

I would laugh...but it's already been done for me. o.o

[MyImperfections1]

I don't think he likes the new cat very much.

[AMD3FAN]

i think that cat has seen Don Johnson on tv and doesn't approve: "oh don johnson" "oh no johnson" "no miami vice" lol

[KyuubiTV]

Translation:

long long long, oh chang chong, im o kkkkkkk, i need diper, all the live long day. im ok. (meow)

dont come close naw' (meow)

[opal645]

i just love that

[Haleymaly1]

It sounds like it's saying : oh long john

[TheRobbytime]

translation :"oh no no no wawa" other cat "what the hell's wrong with you son!"

[kingfazio]

So funny!!!!!!!!!!! Shut up so we can hear the cat gay people

[Meagan9000Rain]

The normal cat is like " what the he'll language are you speaking! Talk catish you weird furball!"

[Kurostyle21]

@Meagan9000Rain More like "Catish motherfucker, do you speak it?!"

[nicolestarz1]

Jajaja they r singing LOL

[Cockrocky]

You know this is it's mating call right?

[BDDnews]

/watch?v=Dy32429Brh4



[vabs1999]

The cat is scared dont video this its bad treatment for animals!!!!!!

[PokemonTrainerAriel]

@vabs1999 Oh Long Johnson.

[Ebonkerz]

i was watching this with my friend and we had a laughing fit

[comandreea]

=))

[ralupav]

hahahah prea tare

[Pentog808]

LOL i peed my pants

[DjTRIPPY21]

No amusing,he predict apocalypse!!!!!

=))

[TheBrittany454]

That cat looks mad

[Ikkin93107]

WTF did I just watch. I must be incredibly bored again.

[nickcagnolin]

Thumbs up if you heard Banana.

[nickcagnolin]

Black Cat: Dununununununun. Hummmnumnumnununmnunmnum.  Badumdundunnunununununununnun.

Yes, this cat can talk.

[4everfreevideos]

Is this real ?

[Jacobcool11]

Ri ri ri i dont care

[GuineaKidz]

I hate the fake laughing! I cant stand it!

[LejLuvsYuhLa]

Oh long Johnson<33 lmfao

[justafaze95]

Oh god that thing is going to kill you in your sleep

[mrsorryman11]

that is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[23Glee]

Oh, long John

Oh, don piano

Oh, my eyes ya

All the live long day

[TheFozzybear2]

oh non zon

[TOXARENEV]

СУКА ГДЕ МОЯ КОЛБАСА

СУКА КУДА ТЫ ЕЕ ДЕВАЛ

СУКА ОТДАЙ КОЛБАСУ

СУКА Я ТЯ ЩАС УЕБУ

[badger279]

hilarious. but let's not forget he's in the last and most dreadfully painful stages of full blown esophageal cancer!

[Xquu15]

WHAT?? are u mad bro's

hes clearly saying ''oh long johnson''

[dave1986R]

Man that cat was pissed

[MegaSpade10]

How can this have dislikes???

[OtakuFangirlZ]

The power ofchris compels you.

[THEosJAM]

i now get myself watching this but it is just too funny not to click on the video :D

[djordjebubalo]

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

[kbabygirl1121]

sounds kinda creepy in a way..... ;(

[ThunderSwift99]

well at least its not disliked loved it

[yogsfan002]

whaaaa??

[juliett1356]

What do these people teach these cats!!??

:)

[TheHasanMurat]

Cute. I gotta stop watching kittens btw.

[sassypantscool]

The laughter in the back kinda ruins it but overall thumbs up =]

[TheWrongLefty]

It'd be a whole lot better without the horrible canned laughter in the background.

[Thecatgirl310]

LMAO

[animekitty07]

@sarahypma mabey she hit it too early...

[momnop]

0:23



[cupcakeblast101]

It kinda sounded like I love zombies

[brianbent2]

Oh long Johnson oh long Johnson

[52555pacheco]

Lol my ass off

[RistBandlez]

Talking Cat: Ohh No! Ohh Don't Talk To Me. Ohh Don't Talk To Me! Ohhh Don't Talk! OHHH OYOYOY! Ohh Nonono Stop Talkin! Ohh Don't Talk To ME.... Other Cat: Meow, MEOW

[redjoha1221]

jajaja oh my dog este gato es el mejor!!!

[buddybizket]

TALKING CAT:oh my dog,oh long john,ooh long johnson, ohhhh don piano,yyyy eyes eyesa,oh the lives longs day,OTHER CAT: meow,meow...

[chnn92]

keep pressing 5

[sarahypma]

Well fluffy finally hit puberty, we know that much.

[Legoguy128]

its talking finnish, but he is just drunk :D

[rrpreteen]

aaaaaah da live long day XD

[BigImaginationDoll16]

Oh Long Piaaaaaaano

[Hrester5]

Trdfhkbhjngvgyfldyxcgdfgyn don't ask decode my combination

[Tigrisfox]

@Masterofhalo111 You suck :P

[Masterofhalo111]

AFV SYCKS !!! 👎

[100superstudent]

really cute

[superklingan86]

@xXChocoEvaXx funny text. i love it

[alunio100]

super Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[ChocolateOnTheFloor]

Ofcourse! IM WATCHING CAT VIDEOS AGAIN! happens everytime

[goldensparkle444]

@ChocolateOnTheFloor me too! its like hypnotizing! once you start, you cant stop.

[Henryn00b]

What I heard was old long Johnson.

[Zerafinel]

Haha, what's actually going on is, he's scared and cornered by the other cat, so he's trying to make himself look big and frightening to keep the other cat away. He's probably not had much interaction with other cats before, judging by his reaction to that other tiny, non-threatening cat.

[GodfatherAl102892]

I could tell by his accent he was British.

[ZacharyChaseThomas]

Its says im ok at 10 seconds

[dee8luv]

MaddiXMayhem I agree wit u compley

[MaddiXMayhem]

It sounds like an angry Japanese man... Hah

[mAy51496]

The laughter and the 8 was cause this is from America's funniest home videos

[hollyberry1ification]

1,180 people have short johnsons...and pianos;)

[dabombthautamurge]

maybe he likes Ray William Johnson?

[chainofthunder]

This made me literally piss with laughter the first time I saw it!

[moemas1]

hallo.

hallo john.

hold on john.

hello ken.

oh no no john.

no dont go nowhere.

oh no ken.

[horsesforeverxo]

i think he wants to go to long john silvers

[viktorbublic]

1177 people pressed dislike button



[pitrewk]

zaklinam cię!

[cliffwalkinfool]

Hahahahah! Hahahahahahaha! Hahaha! Hahahahahahaha!

Canned laughter has ALWAYS sucked.

[anna07850]

bLACK CAT: O LONG JONSON..... ALLL LIVE LONG DAY... O LONG PIAAAAAANO D:

OTHER CAT: meow :/

[juliegirl1989]

It would be funny if it were without the artificial laughter in the background.

[firedudetwo]

sounds like gandhi

[adam5metcalfe]

8?

[xXChocoEvaXx]

Lyrics:

Black cat : O my dog!

Black cat: O Long John!

Black cat: O Long Johnson!

Black cat: O Long Piano!

Black cat: Why my eyes jah.

Black cat: Al the live longs day!

The another cat : Wtf?

The another cat: He is a exorsism!

The another cat: He is Crazy!!

[stevie321nrg]

@xXChocoEvaXx wrong

[Guzzor2]

@xXChocoEvaXx hahahaha te pasastehahaha

[RobloxAdminstrator12]

@xXChocoEvaXx Actually it says O Don Piano and Why I eyes ya

[KidAnime20]

@xXChocoEvaXx HEY! You stole my spotlight, you ding-a-ling! DX

[FredsterBlockland]

I can't hear anything because of the canned laughter

[AuRy212]

I think this is scary D:

[PopTartzluver17]

Am I watching that's 70 show where the fake audience laughs after every sentence or stupid joke they say?

[batterymagic65]

"kitty gone insane" can be seen in pet shops around you

[s52608]

OMFG

when i find the people that laughed this stupid, i will ALL give them an ARROW TO THE KNEE

[Mattisnotavailabable]

why i eye's ya, all the long long day!

[MsTahitianGurl911]

XD

[RAVECRIB9t4]

Oh Long Johnson

Translation (if you have watched RWJ): Oh Long Penis

[zeilerphone1]

Thats me in the morning :D

[kelly66221]

XD



[kelly66221]

oh my dog!

[FlamingSands]

No long johns

no long johns on

ooohhh no pants!

LOL

[TheMusicalGirll]

Why would you dislike this? ITS A TALKING CAT!!!!

[epiceverydayguy]

His head is wayyyyyyyy tooooooo small for that cat

[uniqueindying]

MMMMM YEAH DIS TURNS ME ONNNNNNNNNN

[intsdinho]

So this is the other side of youtube

[starguard]

Cat sounds like its had a little too much to drink :)

[BoogaBoogaBarbie]

@mxgxtra69 reading this while watching it made it 10 times more hallarious!!! :]

[TheShunnyP]

I used to be a cat.. then I took an arrow to the knee

[ARBO2k9]

@TheShunnyP i don't think much people watching this video get that............but I do :P

[obsesivesnowboarder]

what. the. HELL!!!!!

[mxgxtra69]

OH LONG JOHN

OH LONG JOHNSON

OH LONG PEN

ALL MY EYES YA

OH THE LONG LONG DAY

OH LONG LONG (miaou ?)

OH LONG LONG LONG (miaou?)

[twiight0sniper16]

oh nan nam, *laugther*

OHH nan nan nnn, *laughter*

OHH nyan caat, *laughter*

OOOHHH nyaa nyaa nya, *more laughter*

oh nya nya nya caa,

ohh naa naa (this is iterupted by the RUDE other cat)

...so much wisedom O-O....

[wormypoop]

poooor beebeeee

[opal645]

it was cute

[hobolove]

That was lame....

[Mitzyclick]

Cat on crack

[TheWolfspirit22]

He's singing but puffed up XD That is one scared kitty XD

[Chiefy698]

I hate how tv put a lot of loud fake laughter I vids it's stupid

[emzetok]

Is it Japanise ?

[TvNaru]

Oh my DOG! Oh long John! Oh Long Johnson. Oh don Piano! Why I eyes ya? Oh long live logn day! xDDDD

[Havok474]

1,168 people dont have long johns.

[KUSHaPOTamus420]

the cat speaks german? nice!

[xKINGFx]

Nmnmnmnmmmm nnnmmmmm xD

[shakeyakilt]

sounds like an old woman

[ThePopgirl123456]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHH LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOON­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG JJJJJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN­NNNNNNNNNNN :-)