Christian masturbation for the pubescent male

[holynames1]

galatians 5 :16 - live by the Spirit, and you will not gratify the desires of the sinful nature.

[777bal]

Unfortunately,This is very simple minded.Christians are to flee from lust but please define this in a "jewish context".Your right,the Bible does not talk about masterbation,but your explaination will just leave many confused.It seems that there is no distinction of limited self stimulation from biology and feeding and dwelling on pornography.Pray and seek more counsel folks!! In all due respect

[bworiginal]

The captcha was: minesthic NO KIDDING!!! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[bworiginal]

What song is that at the end? Serious? Is it real? Wow! LOLLLLLLLLLLLL 

[bworiginal]

Go to your dad everytime you're sexually aroused and get an erection? How's that going to work?

[bworiginal]

Please. Men are always thinking about themselves, whether they're chokin' their chicken or fuckin' a bitch.

[vampirehunter33]

Revelation 22:14 Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.

masturbation is sin and you can not enter the gates of the city into heaven which means the only other option for you is the lake of fire

[Mantitx]

@vampirehunter33

If god didn't want me to masturbate, he would have made my arms shorter.

[RedMusicSinging]

@vampirehunter33 if god is so cool then why did he let 9/11 happen? checkmate god sux

[vampirehunter33]

@RedMusicSinging I know my comment was many months ago. I suffered for 15 months with an infection that nearly took my life, and all of these people kept praying for me by the dozens and amazing enough god never came and healed me and no miracles ever took place. Even though in the bible it says if 2 or 3 Christians pray in my name I will answer there prayer, amazing enough all of their praying never worked. I finally walked out on Christianity for good after this.

[TheMagicSandwichist]

BOY: dad?

Dad: yes son

Boy: i masterbate

dad: son masterbation is a sin and if you dont stop now you'll go blind

Boy: dad im over here!

[nikthedick123]

im gonna look up porn now out of spite.

[macchef01]

HAH see Dude even admits that masturbation isn't even talked about in the bible. But then he takes another scripture to make it wrong. MORE CHRISTIAN BULLSHIT.

[indreamweaver]

I get off to this video.

[sonoki82]

I was prayerfully watching this video and then I jizzed in my pants.

[yexey]

I actually did talk to my Dad about this and I feel much better now because he jacked me off.

Thanks Dad.

[bworiginal]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @yexey

[valleus]

WHAT A RETARD!

[bornbythesea]

@valleus it is retarted to masturbate. It will cause all kinds of mental and physical problems. Read Secret Sin of Foolish Virgins.

[TheStefcam]

JUST WANK!!!! ITS GOOD BUT IF YOU FIND ITS HARD ALL WAYS KNOW SATAN LOVE YOU :)

[racoonvidjack]

The last song was a scream! It was like the old 70's praise choruses built upon scripture texts.... The singer thinks that "fornication" equals sexual immorality, and thus whatever his church tells him is immoral. The passage is about fleeing from sex with the prostitutes of the Aphrodite temple in Corinth. God's definitions of sexual immorality have been given in Leviticus 18. If its not there I would be reluctant to try to correct God.

[immcguyver072]

BULL

[buddmar]

This is total B.S. ... complete rubbish ... a bunch of lies.

[marchreignsupreme]

Im a christian, but I hate songs like the one at the end. I also don't agree w/ this guy.

[Beeza2996]

What a twisted prick! Even if we could ignore the lack of evidence for god(s) and christianity, and the harm religion and faith cause on so many levels... christian life is just plain BORING! (BTW that song at the end was fucking corny!)

Hooray for science, reason, secular compassion, and ETHICAL HEDONISM!!!

[HelmutVonSphincter]

In comedian Ron White's routine he talks about his grandma catching him. She quotes the bible, about "the Lord would rather your seed be in the belly of a whore than on the ground" ..... or something like that. Somebody please confirm the scripture. thx

[Mantitx]

He was most likely referring to a very literal reading of the story of Onan in Genesis 38:8.

[captainnaughtypants]

@HelmutVonSphincter Can't remember specifically, but was something that had to do with a dude who croaked, and his brother was supposed to knock up his wife, but at the last minute decided to pull out and "spill his seed on the ground", which wound up making condoms and wanking 'impure. 

[macchef01]

@HelmutVonSphincter Onan's brother dies. he is told to make a child with his sister-inlaw. before ejaculating into the girl he pulls out and ejaculates on th ground. this angers god and he kills him.

[butheadVSbevus]

who calls it self stimulation ?

[lynxeyedlykos]

This is hilarious!

[JMelo19]

Who else got the urge to fap after watching this?

[linkuei83]

going for one, right now. Let's all pray for those idiots to get a brain.

[Iowaspikehead]

THE BIBLE DOES NOT TELL ALL. FACT.

[computermaster]

It is in Hinduism and eastern religions

[Gjallarhorn7]

lol he said hard

[computermaster]

Masturbation is considered immoral in all religions.

[Gjallarhorn7]

computermaster - it is not so in Thelema for example or most pagan religions

[AgentSnot]

God did not make sex for one person, but it sure does work!!!

[alittlewrm]

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[tofurocks99]

I second that

[captainnaughtypants]

@alittlewrm LMAO is overused, but I was like "what the hell is 'fapfapfap...'... then I said it out loud. LMAO!!! that's funny :)

[sweetsweatyfeet]

Masturbation is not right OR wrong. It is also not sex. He is dead wrong on so many counts. To take an innocuous and simple act of pleasure like masturbation and demonize the way he does takes a special kind of asshole. Who the fuck is he to speak for god?

But then he's a fundie Christian, so I don't expect anything better.