Officer Crabtree Allo Allo

[BowieQueenSnape]

Lots of water pissing down the poops.

[rsdestroy]

Thambs ap if you lick officer Crabtree lol

[Music4AII]

To seriously put a straight face while talking this false... The man got some skills ;)

[Keijz74]

Are you confessing a cream? LOL

[Keijz74]

Good moaning everywin!

11:07 In the Nutterlands.

[krazykid444]

will you stop bonging the bell! or i shall lick you up for disturbing the puss!

[sillybabybunnies]

good hep me I am beginning to toke like afficer grabtree!

soccer-blue!

[SuperPony97]

He's the best. :)

[ProdigyTheBest]

Pimps, PIMPS in the pimping station :)

[19ac087]

Could you please stop bonging the bill!

[GhostDragon10]

lol @ Edith's reaction at his huge sausage 3:21

[guguigugu]

the pimps at the pimping station!! :D

[shmeepea]

baahahaa this is fantastic. x

[xCHeYmOnYou]

"Will you please stop bonging the bill!?"

[finbar1938]

Try davidcroft.co.uk fir episodes

[Betinka21]

On jest genialny ;dd

[rheaprinzmetal]

omg your awesome for making this lol

[steelaxe]

@rheaprinzmetal you are awesome for watching this :-)

[bavsha]

HOW can someone DISLIKE this???

[sjcommander91]

@bavsha Apparently, no sense of humor other that piss and poop-jokes.

[bavsha]

@sjcommander91

this is a family kind of humor, can satisfy majority of average people, being a kid or an 80yo, you will very probably like it...Something like the"Family guy" kind of humor is my absolutelly top,but it gathers much smaller audience because majority finds it rude and offensive...I admire ALLO ALLO for being able to satisfy large audience;and they are very good actors,probably had loads of fun recording all that:)

[sjcommander91]

@bavsha I think you misunderstand me. What I said was a reply to your question "HOW can someone DISLIKE this???". I said "Apparently, no sense of humor other than piss and poop-jokes." So I mean that you probably don't like this if you're the kind of guy that would laugh his ass off at Jackass 3D and throws up at the thought of a museum. You know, the kind of guy that often doesn't get (slightly) educated humor.

[bavsha]

@sjcommander91

yep, misunderstood:)

[blackghostlymist]

Ahh this old show I miss... I usually watch this during a dick night when there's no min. But now, they pulled it away from me.

[Kadir2612]

THE PIMPS.....

THE PIMPS AT THE PIMPINGSTATION !!!

LMFOA

[richieandreas42]

Gordon Kaye is born april 7-1941 warchilde.

[MsFanmail]

Officer crabtree is so funny

[crisp2882]

i have always enjoyed Arthur Bostrom performances as Officer Crabtree.I think he is Splondid.I love the way he says "Good Moaning" with such style and plomb.he was my favourite on the show as well as Vicki Michelle

[TheKolczyk93]

kwakwa

[Eatfleshh]

Para shatted over Novion xD

[thematan55]

It was a dick night heheh :))

[KevFinesse]

5 people are having a bad moaning.

[BowieQueenSnape]

@KevFinesse I have some bad nose for you....now there is six people having a bad moaning.

[ProdigyTheBest]

0:40 HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[10laughungtears]

Gordon Kaye (Rene) is 71 now :O I think.

[perkele181]

@10laughungtears nope he is 69 years old 

[EverythingKlana]

the pimps the pimps in the pimping station,no water has been pimped down the poops he is the best

[extremeod]

he looks like Ali-G hehe

[exterminationx18]

well iv sat here n larfd n larfd whatever happend to allo allo ? it was sooo funny :)))

[silvanski]

The air farce have dropped their bums ROFL

[Hairysteed]

Efficer Crubtrue ass win of the fannyest chorocters on the shee!

[reggaerobbo]

have you comited a creeem?

[brammiboy]

This is so awesome!

Thumbs up!

[BadGirlOfAutism]

I love old Officer Crabtree! But just suppose his name was Officer Farquahar and he came from Kent; how would he introduce himself to Rene then?

[19ac087]

guudmeunin!! Hahahaha...

[F50Kid]

Excellent vid, but at 1:30, is anyone else thinking he looks a bit like Borat with that smile? :S

[BarbieBril]

No water is being pimped down the poops xD

[TheMatej444]

Allo allo is one of the best in the world!!

[yourka16]

2 bad u didnt include 2 of his best lines

I was pissing by the door

and

Half pissed socks :)

[frogsoda]

My favorite line, as he is leaving the cafe, he turns and tells the girls," I am sorry to be loving you, but I have my dirty to do."

[ruantengyi]

If it wasn;t for that character, allo allo wouldn;t be succesful

[IMxSORRY]

Good moaning xD

[brammiboy]

guudmeuning

[lordilujah]

they have scored a direct hot on the pimps

[Sessyliz]

It needs a "Good lick!"

[JoviFan17]

"And I parashatted over Nouvion"

LMFAO :)

[JoviFan17]

"And I parashatted over Nouvion"

LMFAO :)

[smenkinsa]

it was a dick night ahahah

[MrEJMASON]

i need this on my phone ?

so funny been pissing myself..

[MiniVanillaWafers]

"No water is being pimped through the poops," is still my fav. XD

[Teankun]

It was really funny after the part where Rene tries to be arrested, because afterwards the RAF airmen come by and he talks in perfect English with them

[19grace83]

UP yours!

[dextheman12]

ahahah 2:10 !! "I should lick you up for disturbing the puss!"

[dextheman12]

hahahahah 2:10 !!! " I should lick you up for disturbing the puss!"

[Avioto]

'It was a dick night' my favorite quote xD

[SzaryJaszczomb]

i watched "Allo Allo" many years ago with polish translation, now i see how hard must it be, to translate it all. but i think original version is better:) great thing

[Erian917]

@SzaryJaszczomb

Zgadzam się z Tobą :P

[gemania2001]

this is H for hilarious!

[cujocujocujocujocujo]

They hast taken away aaaaaa

[Teraskas]

Crabtree wins on so many levels xD

[FlippieX]

from 2:08 is the best part. Best words picked. :P

[niekster]

ongelooflijk da blijf zo goe!!!

[strathmann2007]

The pimps in the piping station, thers no water been pimped down the poops!!! I keep getting cramp every time i laugh at this!!

[nemanjanikolic781]

where cani find allo allo episodes i searched youtube but i didnt find any

[steelaxe]

@nemanjanikolic781 there was a user, i forgot what his user was. It appears that i cant find it either... try Veoh or other streaming sites

[agentnonoh]

@steelaxe

here are two users if you haven't found any eps either.

gyges1

Hilton1949

[nemanjanikolic781]

@agentnonoh yo where do u type those users so i can see their channel

[agentnonoh]

@nemanjanikolic781 in the search bar at the top

[nemanjanikolic781]

@agentnonoh ok tnx

[spikedog123]

@steelaxe

it was AlloNighthawk with the whole sitcom uploaded but she was suspended probably because of copyright issues.

[agentnonoh]

@nemanjanikolic781

hi all i found these two users who have episodes if you still can't find any. gyges1

Hilton1949

[sjcommander91]

@nemanjanikolic781 The youtube user that has all episodes is AlloNightHawk.

[anthonybg1000]

" I was just pissing by the door" is'nt on this but i think it was his best line ever.

[joerobbo0]

there was one episode i rmember wen renee was in ediths mother in laws bed an alls i remember was renee sayin edith give him 500 franks from the till and tell him to pass off lol

[steelaxe]

@joerobbo0 you mean Edith's mother. haha.

We all enjoy every bit of the series. 9 seasons...

[joerobbo0]

@steelaxe lol yeah jus reallised wot i put thanks for the correction

[suzypola]

it was a dick night... and there were no men..

:D

[foreverguga]

" I jumped out of a British bummer which was being chased by some German farters "

[Paybays]

Crabtree! :D I lick you up for disturbing the puss!

[imperatorcaesar100]

"I was pissing by the door when i heard three shats, you are holding a smoking goon, you are claerly the quilty potty". ha-ha

[GokuFan13]

When he was the priest (looks like the pope xD) in one episode.. I laughed so hard xD He was so epic in that episode :D

THE PIMPS!! THE PIMPS IN THE PIMPING STATION!!! NO WATER HAS BEEN PIMPED DOWN THE POOPS!!

X'D!!!!

[0ogarrityo0]

I love this guy, he is half the reason I watch the show lol

[Eruadhiel]

I love how Crabtree is so earnest as he says all that rubbish. And the word "pocnoc" is now part of my vocab.

[WouterJ]

I often wonder how many hours of rehearsal it took for him to get his text right, or should I say wrong.

[richpunk77]

Cheers to the funniest character in the series! ;)

[paolorossifan2006]

the british air farce have dropped their bums

lmao

[Gitte1]

Leave it to muh... haha i love that quote...

[paolorossifan2006]

crabtree reminds me of freddie mercury but without the camp image. check out the moustaches

[andysllt]

goodmoaning what a cracking moustache

[TheGoGo18]

Cracks me up every single time I watch it, lmao!!!

[lundholm4]

THE PIMPS!The pimps?xD

[annablack]

Thanks for this! Fantastic! :)

[steelaxe]

pleasure! expect more aft my exams

[doctorgsja]

The best line ever from Crabtree is when he comes to the cafe with an exploding cake in his bag. He walks in and goes: 'In my bog I have a kak'

Quality. But 'parashatted over Nouvillon' comes a close second!

[clouseau186]

Honestly I think Officer Crabtree is very handsome with the thick moustache and hysterical accent. Genius and brilliant and handsome.

[Emmamoo]

this is so funny :D What a surprise to see you on the bonk!

[TheHiddenFear]

Officer Crabtree is brilliant, and so is Hans and Monsieur LeClerc

[clouseau186]

He is brilliant and looks like and reminds me of Sellers as the bumbling moustached karate chopping Clouseau. Genius.

[m0otube]

Haha great stuff. :D

[Mr2xT]

in sum episodes he get away with saying "Shit"

by saying shiteau instead of chateau it is damn funny

[steelaxe]

haha yeah bro, Damn, I wish i could have time to watch the series again,

[WouterJ]

He also got away with saying "dicks" when he was talking about a bombardement on the docks.

And he got away with saying "whore" when he was asking to Renee and a few others who were locked inthe safe at the bank, if they could hear him.

"Can you whore me?"

[GlareMoonshine]

My favourite character ever !!! can't stop laughing

[crisp2882]

i agree.

[SparkyGerbil]

Officer Crabtree is a fantastic character & along with Gruber is my fav character in Allo Allo:)

[jovich88]

"The pimps on the pimping station" LoL :-)))))

[mileswilson1]

whats that last clip from? an "allo allo" reunion?

[steelaxe]

yeap, its frm the Reunion show :)

[ali900]

good moaning!!

[SWF90]

Roop lol

[muffingirl2k9]

The Pimps In The Pimping Station!Luv It

Were Doing This Show In College :D

[MovieProductionss]

Unless a lot of water pisses through :L LMFAO!!! :L

A POC NOC PERHAPS I CAN HAVE A NOBBLE ! :L

[MovieProductionss]

LMAO! :L

[krusader85]

sheer funnyness

[steelaxe]

well sometimes, when i re-watch this series, it doesnt' seem that bad to live in that era ain't it?

[FamilyTinker]

direct hot on the pimps ;)

[bolla93]

"A pocnoc splondid"

Pure genius xD LOL

[icey17wales]

good moaning