NO HOMO (Top 5 Guys I'm Totally Gay For) | TheSlickMachine

[jgonzal63]

Again... RIGHT ON STONER BRO

[TheSuperNats]

Angelina Jolie is my number one I'd go lesbo for but also on that list

scarlett Johansson (circa iron man 2)

Sofia Vergera

Emma stone

christina hendricks

[littlelordfauntleroy]

good job faggot lol

[Tuscuttar]

Robert Pattinson is a disgusting human being.

[Missleanneiscool]

I need to see your face. I've been watching your vids for ages but never subbed until now so now that I have I think I deserve a reward.

[KainHighwind19]

keep making videos you fucking faggot

[carsonc1211]

i would yell if he said justin beibeir

[girlygurl364]

Damn. You got a real sexy voice. Lol. But im sure u already know that. You really funny too ;)

[rainbown20091]

I think Johnny Depp is the only sexy guy on this list...and I'm not lesbian but I find Jessica Alba so sexy..that's all I can say.

[TheCheshireCorpse]

In order of importance:

1) Morrissey (in his prime)

2) Maxxi from skins (UK)

2 1/2) Ian Curtis (even if he is a rotting corpse)

3) probably my hand

4) Frank Black of the Pixies

5) Slick (only his voice tho)

[RebeccaMarieB]

Halle Berry. Yeah, I'd probably go lesbian for Halle Berry. She's the epitome of a confident woman that has her shit together...so yeah, thats my answer.

[Madmax45247]

I'd be totally gay for slick. His voice has already had sex with my ears, so I might as well go all the way.

[Thehives413]

"you know that documentary, the globet of fire"

[JJAntaya]

@Thehives413 aye

[ede292]

You sound like you fuck so good. Gotta get that droning voice, makes them black men go crazy. Just kidding, but seriously, a chlamydia infected monkey with an eye-patch wouldn't do the ugly with you.

[WoWrougeguy]

dj pauly d

[BxCPACIFICBEANER]

Did you feel slightly gay making this video?

[MarcussBakerify]

This was the Slick I was waiting for

[ThatDereKid]

Adam Lazzara

[Dark19395]

You're a big fag Slick.

[VelaToNorma7]

@Dark19395 You forgot the comma.

[Dark19395]

@VelaToNorma7 o shit thanks

[bkshort77]

I would have Ryan Gosling in my mouth, Brad Pitt in my left hand, Robert Downy Jr. in my right hand, and Mark Wahlberg in my ass. While I'm inside of James McAvoy of course. No homo, am i right. *laughs nervously*

[VelaToNorma7]

@bkshort77 That's the gayest thing I've ever read.

[TomCruiseHere]

@bkshort77 Depends on how quickly you came up with that list...

Overall though, I like the choices, but I think I might substitute Gosling for Depp and McAvoy for DiCaprio

[StewpidNikkuh]

Well Slick, I'd have to agree with you. I'd be so gay I'd make Bobby Trendy look straight if it meant i could get in Johnny Depps pants...or him in mine.

[lisilein2]

Eva Green... I'd totally do her .... oh and Jessica Biel.

[IncreasingMeteornium]

Oh, Jesus.

[legacyoldsnake]

I met him btw

[legacyoldsnake]

Oh yeah or Rupert grint

[legacyoldsnake]

Daron Malakian .... Or pierce brosnon

[SgtBaker0707]

Neil Patrick Harris

[Randomness65535]

I don't think of many people to be gay for but it might be Leonard Cohen...

[Paradox4949]

I'd go gay for Michael Cera. He is so hot and awkward.

[barneysixx]

Ryan Gosling, Morrisey (80s one), or Jeff Buckley

[seantheman121]

Harrison Ford.

[teejay421]

I would totally love to have slick machines 3 incher in my mouth

[joesher4rill2]

stephen hawking...cuss i like fucking dead people.

[varishnakov]

theslickmachine

[goluckyjuffowup]

I'd go gay for Slick

[LilxAleroxx]

Brad pitt enough said

[drewpeacock43]

Ah, Slick, what would we do without you?

[Cirofost]

Dude, get a pop screen...

[gtrmonkey]

(NO HOMO) Ryan Gosling, that way I could get his left overs.

[CaliforniaVolante]

Ryan Gosling. I'm not gay though, but Drive was a good movie, and he's a cool dude.

[DerrEinzige]

Alex Kapranos that's where it's at.

[MrGully0]

I'd be gay for daniel craig........he's the second most badass james bond. I would have said Sean Connery but he looks like the rapey type whereas daniel comes off as very persuasive

[SHiTJuFro743]

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[WoodPostable]

Mathias Nygard, google that sexy fucker.

[UncomfortableSilence]

Fabio is my man, he is one godly slick haired motherfucker. Say what you want about his jaw, one snap of that monster and you will be in the hospital.

[jlallyvideos]

This video has a lot of homo erotic subliminal messages. Also, if i were gay its either regis philbin or gary oldman. Class

[VelaToNorma7]

Lol, I remember seeing that comment.

[Whyd0ch]

Robert Pattinson is my Jewish Princess

[VelaToNorma7]

@Whyd0ch ROFL

[dilzo1]

ID BE GAY FOR U(No homo)

[blah64924]

hey i just tracked down IncreasingTroglodyte, i followed him to his house and chained his family to a radiador. As i killed each and everyone of his family members with a paperclip he looked up at me with bloody tears in his eyes and asked me why i was doing this. I then looked down and whispered "This is for Slick."

[TheSlickMachine]

@blah64924 Thanks. I honestly wasn’t even upset, but I’ve always been an ardent supporter of mindless violence.

[JJAntaya]

@blah64924 EPIC



[dilzo1]

I love this guy