A Letter To Mama

[narlycat]

Oh my God this is the grossest video ever!

[Collaberazzi]

24 people made horrible grades on their report cards...

[Collaberazzi]

LOCO YOU ARE MY IDOL! xD

[maximx420]

lol this is awkward loco mama rules please stand up please stand up!

[jenniferritchie91]

omg! Loco, i love you! youre a TRUE comedian! I really think you should create a DVD wiith all of your clips and sell them! I would totally buy! <3 Loco, you make my days so much better! I wake up lookin forward to watching your videos! haha and oh btw, i sent you a video response to your Pickle In My Pancake video, please reply? That would just tickle my pickle, well if i had one!!!

[TheOrionCDO]

LOL overused joke

[mylovelydame21]

LMAO MAN, I would be the living SHIT outta that boy!

[harmonyrose35]

omg,,lmaol,,,,,,,real hillbilly hick family,,sounds like ppl from from the south,,lmao,,,,,,

[tina2793]

ooooooooooooooooooohhh xoxo

[cirrus125286]

lmmfao!! I had to watch this vid twice!

[maddog5461]

OMG LMAO!!!!!

[MTLover07]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! So funny!

[neilstube2008]

Join the new Loco Mama fan club on Facebook!! Hail to the Loco!

[JapaneseWomanTy]

lmfaoooo yes loco!!!! you poor thing!!!

[jtrashie]

I'm scared, I'm laughing, Im scared, Im laughing, whew, OMG!!!!

[koolkat999]

OMG LMFAO LOLOLOLOLLOL

[popcornq78]

LOL!! :D

[ragged07]

when that boy got home I would make him go out and find his own switch and beat his ass..putting you through the scare of your life.

[mattinks]

OMG LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[toadlytadpole]

Oh girl

[cosita0503]

Ha! Ha! That's all boy you got there. He is going to grow up and make you proud someday.

[munro7381]

I nearly pissed muh pants!

[Raidfreak]

OMG .... this is terrible. Terribly funny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[kassidy01]

Your creative!! and funny LOL!

[maxcelot]

Lmao@ the videos.

[katygrrl77]

lol

[sk8rm11]

wow this is a little mest up.

hahahahhahahaha

[DouglasUrantia]

Absolutely hilarious!!!!! You are a comic genius. What a hoot.

douglas,  Los angeles, CA

[HousePetMarla]

LMFAO. this is so messed up and so genius.

[terradyne17]

My God. How many bodies do you have stuffed under the basement stairs and buried out in the backyard?

[jackson4socks]

Mama...yer right eyebrow is fillet with hope and reaching for the Lord, while yer left one is holdin all yer sorrow. I hope yer brows meet in da'middle and bring peace to yer hart.

Jesus loves'ya little Mama and so does I.

Jordashe

[patroller4u]

@jackson4socks

These words are so beautiful, so poetic: you're right

[lilacpixiedust76]

Loco Mama is so LOCO

[sevenzark7]

Remember me? I woke up next to you on New Year's Day! ;) CALL ME!

[Zipster08]

Elvis, is that YOU??

[Pegbur]

@Zipster08 Elvis is that you? LMAO!

[tranny661]

lol wow thats hella funny you go

[manyakmiyimneyim]

good make up-good job.

[mellamanchulo]

be my grand paaaaaaa

[Zipster08]

Ha ha...ok!

[fruityblack]

Hey loco Mama Im sittin here new years eve and depressed as hell but thanks for the laugh that was the funniest thing ever. Love you Zipster and thanks for the great laughs. love you loco mama!

[JezebelDecibel]

High class Low life 

again soop funny

[lyss611]

wtf

[himynmeisoliverx]

haha my teacher read this to our class it was hilarious!

[myright2b]

pretty weird by funny

[matt5413]

wow I wouldn't have guessed he was literate! maybe a parole officer helped him write it?

[fehquig]

Jordache? Perfect name for a budding young gigolo...

[mattjblythe01]

LMFAO. yeah. this was funny. you rock :)

[gabslake]

rock on Loco Mama. I live for your loco mama skets.I cannot spell for beans. MAMA I LOVE YOU FROM NYC CITY AND I SEEN A LOT DRAG SHOWS.  YOUR IS THE BEST.

[heyheypoopsicle12598]

is this a guy? he hides it well

[lizzyxgaara]

XD that sit was soooo funny

[Astrid270718]

This letter is fame all over and goes around the world.

[surenidy]

OH yeah cuz your hot hahah NOT

[hamashi420]

dude are you fucking drunk? please for the love of god tell me your wasted!!

[Zipster08]

Dude, please tell me you have a sense of humor! For the love of GOD tell me you've seen men in drag doing comedy before!

[ashtooon]

haha ah man this joke never gets old! lol you put it to great use :D

[Zipster08]

I couldn't resist! It's SO Loco Mama!!

[eurostileness]

lolololol

[sherriwestfall]

LOL locomama, Why didnt I think of something like that when I had a bad report card?

[wylieweeks]

I did love this - your the best - take care wylie

[hbferdi5]

This is too FUNNY!!

[trashman73]

I think it is about time that Loco Mama gets her own channel.

[Zipster08]

That ain't gonna happen!! Her head is big enough already!!

[paul2641]

how the hell do u come up with this gold well its not gold its diamonds zip u should be someone one writes scripts for tv

ps injoy christmas

pss i home loco gets her children back

[Nic33rd]

Loco Mama has really been depressing me lately . . .

[lindsey2021]

omg is her face like real?

[TonyDi]

HAHA!! LOCO MAMA duped again by one of her children. But he's right - the report card AIN'T all THAT important by comparison. Still hard to take though I'm sure. LOVE this woman - she just cranks my magnet. FINE looking makeup work there too to purdy up. LYZ

[Zipster08]

LYTD Happy Holidays!

[jdunk2145]

Mikma should be here!

[dork3yy]

few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a A killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand

[MichiganCutie69]

5 stars oh my word

lmao

[Eshballer24]

wat the hell is dis shit, all u bitches r stupid if u think dis shit is funny

[Zipster08]

Learn how to spell!!

[ladyanarchy82]

why? do you relate to this story?

[trishasledge]

omg i cant stop laughing , that reminds me of something my kids would do wen they got their report cards lol

[beeleetoodles]

I am kind of ticked off at one of my kids tonite, actually this was a good reminder, there could be worse things than what I am upset about her about.

hugs from one "momma" to another

[SoCyurious]

LMAO!

[RichPerez]

LOL!

[jckdeit]

I was really believeing it, then I was pissed he lied. Poor Loco mama.

[GuildForbidden]

holy shit thats funny!!!!!!!

[sugrmami1]

lmaoooooooooooooooooo wow...for a min he had me going ..n this world now today kids b going wit ppl 10 times their age haha i enjoyed this...thankss for the laugh..

[punkieboy1]

5 star's

[dorotwhy]

You can always go visit 'em at the traller 'n th' woods for a nice cozy git t'gether What A RIOT :O) You'll need to do a post holiday un-let yourself go video. I'm going to need some fresh make-up tips.

[HeadlessFatLady]

LMFAO!!!!

[windbreeze07]

Kid's are ungratful SOB sometime! You wipe their ass, wipe their nose and feed them until they can do it their selfs, then they stick their middle finger up at you and do as they please! You need nanny 911! LOL!

[KabulaIsTrying]

I swear to God it's true !! A popup ad came on top of your video for "Celebrity Stylist' HA-HA (must keyword triggered)

[KatiesGoldenDust]

Haha, Loco Mama.. You've raised an amazing child. I love it! :)

[EdwardMolotov]

HAHAHAHAH!!!!! That was great!

You never cease to amaze me.

[Brandon22N]

HAHHAHA...LOVED IT!

And you remembered the PSSSHH...you rock, Loco! Merry Christmas!

[PrincessDiana161]

He must take lessons from my son LOL

[debbiez112]

lol

[DESIGNINCSTORE]

Did he get britneys sister pregnant too !!!

[Marihani]

The funniest thing is a MOTHER calling her kid an SOB! LOL! Talk about one finger pointing forward and the rest pointing back at the speaker!

[theloathlydaddy]

LOL

[JeeprzCreepers56]

lmao! I've heard that joke before,but being read by you loco mama it makes it even funnier.

[BMPmama698]

I've seen this letter a few times in emails, but until Loco Mama read it I never thought it was that funny! She really does the piece justice! Happy Holidays Loco Mama!

[mcase1013]

Heard that joke before

[homidog11]

LMAO your hilarious

[tommy30507]

Oh, Loco Mama, your kids are too much...

[moxiethedog]

Mama, you been lookin like you don't feel too good. Maybe you should go get checked out by a doctor or sumthin.

[childre24]

LOLOL Love the PSS!!

[twiggysrabies]

LMAO!!!!! Thanks for making me laugh!! That's great!!

[Aprildew]

lol seen that letter in an email before..was pretty funny!

[Zipster08]

Me 2 and I couldn't resist giving it to Loco!!

[mittensisfat]

well done loco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bronzeartist00]

That Jordache... He's something else... Well I guess kids will be kids. LOL

[cooljelly]

lol loved that, really made me smile

[GoddessofBarefeet]

omg!!!

I love it!!

[berzerkeley]

caught me off guard with that ending!

[mad7o7]

hey he stole my idea

[AcidexLove]

Haha. xD

Great vid.~

[MattieCooper]

All the Cocaine and Ecstasy we need! LOL! HOHOHOHOHO! Merry Christmas LocoMama!!!

[OhCurt]

Wow, that letter packed a serious punch, because I'm totally gay and STILL wanna go get a vasectomy!

[distorteddogma]

I love a happy ending...

Be well.

[Sandguy99]

Mama just gets better with every posting! Thanks for remembering the Pssssst!

[hosshuckleberry]

Tears running of the face

[stylistbrighton]

i like his tactics...i think...:)

[ninjakitty8]

I read that quickly n thought you said "I like his tictacs"....I want some tictacs now ;-;

[stylistbrighton]

haha...oh no now i want tictacs! lol

[ninjakitty8]

Mwahahaha :[

Lol xD

[stormyjayne]

While you son was here with my son Tercel I locked them in the basement. Bring your paddle and well wallop them.

[cmoorecole]

From one Mama to another - Happy holidays, Loco.

[amylove1975]

You took this look from Hatchet-face from the movie Cry Baby, didn't you???

[Moongal028]

kids!! i tell ya!

[msdragonfly1]

omg, that's horrable. oh, ok :D lol

[amjPeace]

Heeheee! I'll bet Jordie's gonna catch the Dickens when he gits home LOL

[RoseSiegel]

omg, that was fantastic! now i want to meet "Jordache." where do you come up with this stuff?

[Faerie75]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Are you going to Nalts's Magic Ball too, Mama?

[sober1980]

OH MY GOD!!! You poor thing. PammieKay

[Winger4u]

Great post, love the little details... :D

[offcameherhead]

Loco, I'm with you on that report card thing.

[XaviNL]

hahahahha.... I love you Zip..

[carezzza]

These things don't always have easy answers. I would beat him, throw him in a cage in the basement and feed him rancid meat for a week. If that doesn't work, you might think about taking his porno collection away. I know that sounds harsh, but what's a young mother to do? If all else fails, you can always see a counseler.

[CarrieEmmy]

I agree with Servo... this is the funniest Loco Mama I've seen. :)

[Sunnray]

Bad report card doesn't sound so bad.

[Servo333]

This is one of the funniest Loco Mama vids ever! I especially love the gurgle roar at the end! Fav'd!!!

[KidDanger2000]

Zip, you are still my favorite YouTuber. Holy hell this is funny. I posted the comment before i saw the end of the video. ROFL! Holy crap!

[Zipster08]

Thanks!

[bikerchick1]

Excellent as always X

[KidDanger2000]

why do i have a feeling loco mama's gonna off herself by christmas? i hope not.

[Zipster08]

So true, Peter! Hope you have a Happy Holiday and a happy and healthy new year!!

[landontheninja]

lol loved it

[souixana]

One of the funniest ones yet! 5stars and fav'd! I love you zipster.

[scrubsy1986]

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[gippengoo]

this was so cool.

[kleenerman]

i thought you wanted 'em growed up and moved out...it sounds like Jordache is a good boy...not like my daughters Mercedes, Porsche and Lexus...Lord they give me fits!

[acallaway1957]

LOL!

[hmarty]

I love it! :)  HUGS, Marty

[moomay11649]

OH SHIT! THAT WAS FUNNY.

[WomanInterrupted]

Your sound is off lately. The voice is lagging behind the visual.

[Zipster08]

Strange, it's only in Loco Mama videos! I think YouTube has a thing about her!!

[GoneIsGone]

Hey, you can tell your son to give my son some pointers on how to break that kind of news. Young Master GIG's last report card should have been prefaced by a letter just like Jordache's. :-) (sigh) kids....

[qiranger]

LOL

[chopchop123]

haha.. this is GREAT!.. your the best Loco Mama

[Fishslime1]

so good to see that good grades are expected in your household-maybe he can help Uncle Mr Z with some creative vids -hey, the kids got talent

[suzimar57]

ha ha ha! thanks for the laugh!!!

[redshorty71]

lmao Yeah that was just out of the blue. hahaha funny.

[LIVandLEX]

didnt see that coming!!

keep up the amazing work zipster!! we love you!!

[Dinksmallwood1]

You know what I would tell your son?

AH, GO FOR IT!

[themightythor1212]

Hahahahahah Ok that was FUNNY!!! omg didnt see that coming!

[Femalecommaman]

Mama,

I KNOW where Jordache is, I'll find him! Don't try to keep him from me, old lady! I don't have AIDS, you know that. It's just an infection from my latest tattoo. Tell the kid that I'll be by to see him later. I MEAN IT!!

BORBRA

[nerdyishot]

Can I hook you up with my father?

[angie8675309]

that little shit!...he's grounded

[Tuulish]

Merry Xmas Loco mama :D

[Buster0371]

you look like a fucking freak dude! wtf is wrong with you. i know your gay but that is no excuse for this type of behavior!

[Zipster08]

WOW, you really missed the boat!!

[Buster0371]

i dont understand what boat i missed?

[Zipster08]

The boat that carries all the people with a sense of HUMOR!! Too late now, it's already sailed with out you!

[1938superman]

That little pecker!

[UnsilentMinority]

Hey Mama, when is Saw V coming out?

[stublo2]

The little bastard!!

[carezzza]

It's not easy to be a single mother these days.

[russell56443]

Sounds like my life story lol!!!!

Im Serious!!

[rew3737]

Loved it!

[bmvw874]

Good Lord. I'm sorry but that Jordache is just the worst kind of little bastard.

[CrutonInaMo]

LMAO...Ive read something similar to that before haha...Jordache is gonna get whupped when he gets home! Show that boy who's boss Loco! :P

[Bern33]

Hey! Your kid took my old routine! Although, I'm not surprised that he's good at stealing things, lol. Merry x-mas mama, to you and yours =)

HAHAHA. Is it weird that Loco Mama looks like she should be my aunt!?