sObEr HaLlOwEeN

[WhisperInTheDark7]

Im just like Gamzee insane , crazy , having ergs to kill or murder people and being all alone in dark

[WhisperInTheDark7]

poor gamzee sitting all alone in a chair with just chopped off heads and cal i wouldn't care if he was sober because im very INSANE MOTHERFUCKERS!

[LuckyLovesYoo]

Amnesia sounds? Nooo. Amnesia is too awesome for Gamzee

[ClaireR1212123]

@LuckyLovesYoo NO.

NOTHING IS TO AWESOME FOR GAMZEE.

[dragon77888]

For the first few seconds all I could think was :This is kinda...eerie..." Then it turned demonic on me. I'm not gonna be getting much sleep tonight.

[devdaye]

sober gamzee bad gamzee? =7= soo if gamzee drinks he's good gamzee @7@ im confused

[Temari125]

I'm... so scared

[Kitteny101]

Yeah I shouldn't of watched this right before i went to bed xD

[RebelHeartArtist]

*Curls up in corner* MEH!!!!

[SirUncleDolan]

I watch this video every night.

Before going to sleep.

And I sleep just fine.

[Wendeyrose]

My nose is bleeding

[uhbygv852]

lol amnesia monster sound

[sycamoreandfig]

jesus fuckin christ i am scarred

[Axelgirl108]

i'm crying........................­............

[baconbit50]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[ShadowFirexWarriors]

I like Sober gamzee but... it's painfull....gamzee...need a serious serious serious help....

[IHeartGameplay]

omg epic!!! Roflmao :.D

[hiphopxlover]

lol amnesia music..

[thegoodlittledevil]

GO TAV!

[ikuto0004]

I'm still in LOVE with him -w- why is he so cute???

[RainburrCandy]

Why Do I Love This So Much o~o

[smoshlover32]

:o)

[behappiful]

It's alright. I didn't want to sleep tonight, anyway.

[DJCandypop]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[wildthing302]

0_0

[dragonlovertori1]

*Watches over and over* :o) ...nap time *dreams of this with a smile*

[Niqua10023]

WHY GAMZEE WHY?!?!!? D: *Hides* >:O) HONK!

[zxcvbnmpop100]

I blame his ansestor lord high blood

[SkyChime]

Before Homestuck: I don't really get clone phobias! :3 I mean, what's the big deal, justa clown...

After Homestuck:

*stray honk ;O)*

OHHH GOD, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT D:

IM GONNA DIE TONIGHT

[countygirl1202]

D--- Oh...... Oh my highb100d

[XxAzur97BAPxX]

I think it's safe to say that CAL. Was the fucking scariest. Holy shit I peed.

[BlueCheezu]

Anyone else hear "At least you're happy," when Tavros first spoke?

I did, and I imagined Gamzee feeling guilty and breaking down.

I watch too much anime.

[dragonsember]

@BlueCheezu Holy shit you hit right on the mark. Exactly my thoughts.

[MrExplosionification]

I need to change my pants

[PhantomJames491]

When Cal started talking, I nearly shit myself.

[RoseSkellingtonCello]

:D

[Dreamdaze000]

I shit myself from the awesome.

[The777jay]

some one any one plz PLZ... hold mee

[luigigirl160]

i listened to nyan cat and played this video muted, it was awesome!!!!!!!!!

[Mouse7991]

It's 2 am

Fuck

[strikerempress12]

i think gamzee just needs a hug....

just sayin

[missalbern]

I WAS SCARED ENOUGH OF CAL AS IT IS DAMNIT.

[ellemadore]

Holy motherfucking shit. I'm gonna go cry in a corner now.

[67Warriorcats]

Gamzee u be crazy but still awesome :3 honk

[Vaporfangclan]

HOLY..............

[ana001lolipop]

i'd marry gamzee ^-^

[Kaisorra]

You must have had fun doing this MasterYorgi

[karivig]

GOG. I shouldn't have watched this so early... in the morning.... alone... in the dark.... ;A;

[jhonytwoface534]

@karivig at least you didnt watch it at night in a dark room at 12:00

[vopo123]

@jhonytwoface534 12:42

I actually shivered every time the voice changed

[RebeccaK93]

Sexy voice =w= im so fricken weird xD the images were scarring x.x

[kfan026]

My god this is amazing... In the worst and best way possible. Watched it 3 times and I'm not sleeping ever again

[peachypreacher]

....

WHY DID I TURN MY SOUND ALL THE WAY UP

[Blankstate]

That information just blew my face off.

[majorearthlover]

I'm not normally sober on an holiday. This is why.

[scentless2starFlower]

i... want ..... my mommy....

[DrCookieCrumbles]

GoOd LuCk SlEePiNg MuThA FuCkaS

[HeavyMetalHindu]

This right here? This is why there's no Homestuck Creepypasta. There's shit in Homestuck that can't be topped with a horror parody.

[icestarphantom]

well hello nightmares

[TheSiaxpuppy]

...

[metalltier]

let's get raging blood-drunk and never sober up again

[TheRougeItaly]

Gamzie is mutha fuckin nuts

[BelgianBabe99]

2:11 Holy shit, he's only HALF crazy?! STAY INSIDE!

[TehCrackersOnCrak]

This video was scary then Cal showed up. Scared the living hell out of me.

[jazxsora]

Just when I thought Cal couldn't get any creepier, I go and watch this.

[BlueCheezu]

It must hurt your throat to do Sober Gamzee...

I keep thinking that Dark! America could fit for Sober Gamzee.

...

I've never been so scared of a puppet in my life.

[xTsukiTsuki]

I have never been so happy to have insomnia O_O

[MultiGolden40]

Mother fucka I can't hear u speak up!!

[serenavampire1993]

you know it was funny i went to school today and walk up to my freind and the first thing she tells me is that last night she couldnt fall asleep then she watched this video and fell asleep and i just stare at her like this O.O

[JulianSmells]

I've seen some gay emo shit in my lifetime... But never something as fucking gay or emo as this.

[belowzeroinak]

Oh god. Zombie nightmares. Hello sober gamzee nightmares... -.-

[DamastaYo]

God. I would've been freaked the fuck out. But the very last line cracked me up.

[dragongirl1501]

i will never sleep.

ever.

again.

[XxDeathxXchan]

Where is Karkat? I thought he was Gamzee's bestii?

[kawaiixvocaloids]

-I think you need some serious help-

[ryuzaki238]

haha, i am doing this for my drama auditions!

[dragongirl1501]

@ryuzaki238 have fun scaring the shit out of people! :D

[SexyZexyHeartsXiggy]

Is it bad that I love this video so much?

[GothicVampireization]

I feel bad for this motherfucker. He ain't all that bad. He's just misunderstood and he practically snapped. You're not crazy, Gamz, you're just in a rage.

[100brambleclaw]

why do i keep wathchin this if everytime i watch it i can't sleep

[ftlqed]

but gamzee ownz?

[KillercitaTheArtist]

0:46 Is not the music that is played when you see a monster in Amnesia?

[Ajiroseventeen]

I can't stop watching this! I want to hate Gamzee for turning into such a monster, but it's like hating on the joker. You just can't! I think I need some serious help. :d

[dragonlovertori1]

@Ajiroseventeen It's hard not to love the crazy ones :o)

[orly4672]

Sopor Slime Pie... Now!

[IkkiTousen101]

Why did the ending make me laugh so hard lol

[SilverStripe96]

D:

[0xSeraphx0]

Right..scary...that's exactly what this is...

I was *not* turned on by it in the slightest..

...>___>.

[SonikFan80]

@0xSeraphx0 See a psychiatrist.

[MoMoMel908]

@0xSeraphx0

And neither was I...

Not at all. <___<

[ButterflyTearsOfDark]

It's every horror theme in one video. Creepy old time tune, split personalities, hallucinations, creepy ass doll, horrible slaughter of friends, jump scares, and clowns...

[imshirotora]

That was a nice video... it made me VERY happy to be a gamzee.... HONK :o)

[DeidaraIsHot154]

Is it bad that I didn't find this creepy in the least? this is like... motherfucking natural....

[dragonlovertori1]

@DeidaraIsHot154 I know the feeling, I watched it before I needed to take a nap and didn't care, I even dreamed about it with a smile.

[tegakilove]

This Gamzee voice acter is amaaaaazing!! <3333

[lovelylilchick7]

@tegakilove YES OCTO IS AN AMAZING VOICE ACTOR!!! 

[Koopaqueen64]

Holy....Lil' Cal scared the living shit out of me, the whole thing was motherfucking scary.

[Toriazilla]

@Koopaqueen64 I ssecond that statement

[DropThatBass5567]

I'm so scared. I'm not motherfucking kidding.

[WaxDimension]

Lil' Cal is still hands down the worst part of this for me. And of Homestuck in general.

[citkat974]

That's alright.

I didn't want to sleep tonight either.

[epsilon127]

this is like my fifth time watching this and it's still creepy as hell

[kubochannn]

I don't understand what he sings to tavros...someone can write me the text?

[BlueCheezu]

@kubochannn

Oh um, sorry for double post.

OH TAVROS, GIVE ME AN ANSWER TO,

I'M HALF CRAZY, ALL FOR THE LOVE OF YOU,

IT WONT BE A STYLISH MARRIAGE,

I CANT AFFORD A CARRIAGE,

BUT YOU WILL BE SITTING ON THE SEAT,

OF A BICYCLE BUILT FOR TWO!

[XXowlfeatherXX]

This made me love Gamzee even mother fucking more >.>

He's just

I just

Have a thing for insane characters e3e

[SkyChime]

oH MY GOD

[AnimemangaTeen]

I love this video sooooooooooooooooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It makes even ME look normal. XD

[9VoltRobot]

If this gets top comment, I will roam the streets dressed as Gamzee with a sign that says "honk"

And my friend will be Eridan.

[TheGirdie]

So freaking messed up no way!!!!!!! I'm still processing this cuz it's soooo meeeessed uuuuuup and I agree with thelemongrenade (sorry if I spealt your name wrong) the needle teeth are sooo scary o____o

[tegakilove]

Did anyone else hear the first thing Tavros's disembodied head said? Sounded to me like he said "At least you're happy."

[tegakilove]

I just have to say, this is extremely impressive. You really catured his essence when he's sober. I love this alot! You should do more sober gamzee videos. 

[otakugirl999]

@9VoltRobot Attention whore.

[9VoltRobot]

@otakugirl999 Yup.

I was planning on doing it anyway, I just wanted top comment.

[9VoltRobot]

If this gets top comment, I will roam the streets dressed as Gamzee.

If It gets 100 thumbs up, I will convince my friend to dress as Eridan and do the same.

And, If It doesn't, I'll do it all anyway.

[xXCarolineKawaiiXx]

O.O i just watched it without volume and i was scared as balls.....

[sheisthearsonist]

gamzeeeeeee ;w; whyyyy?

[akatsukiaurora123]

Lmao lil cal's voice

[MarsterTigermus]

Naw, its not creepy... its HILARIOUS!

[daftpumkins]

THIS IS CREEPY AS SHIT

[TouhouVampires]

T-THE A-AMNESIA SOUND!!!!

D-':

[Yushi]

What creeps me out is, Gamzee is Gamzee, but I cannot be in a dark room with Lil' Cal. O.O

(Can't sleep. Lil' Cal will be in my room when I wake up.)

[TheFoxxKing]

this gave me a stiffy :3

[hetaliafreak12]

* stair blankly at screen*.....HOLY MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT¡!!!!!!!!!

[darkghor]

Is that the Amnesia sound? That INDUCES terror, no need for anything else! The rest is simply...icing...

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

FUCK! xD that was scary. THE END WAS FUNNY TOO. :o)

[justsomewammyskid]

hOnK hOnK mOtHaFuCkAs XOD

[6Jas6devi6]

This is so damn creepy! So why can't I stop watching it!?

[Katnisseriss]

Watching this the second time to get over my fear of Gamzee did not really work. Poor Nepeta. x.x

[elronman]

I like how Equississis changed from smiling to frowning :D... D:

[Thisisnotjokeable]

Quick, SOMEONE GIVE HIM A FAYGO or something!

[MachoNachoSauce]

Here lies Sleep

All it wanted was to calm you down.

Then you went and watched that mOtHeRfUcKiN vIdEo.

[funnyvideocreator123]

Well... Goodbye sleep. I'll miss you. :o/

[wizardsfirstrule900]

well that was sufficiently one of the creepiest things i've ever seen

[AliceBlack73]

I laughed so hard at the "i THINK YOU NEED SOME SERIOUS HELP"

is that normal?

[EldertheAnho]

Listen to this, at night, with no lights on, while googling creepy dolls.

[XxJazziLuvXx]

is it bad i smiled while watching this .____.

[TheLemonGrenade]

Why

Oh god why

Why do those needle teeth creep me out SO VERY MUCH

Everything else I find tolerable

But those FUCKING NEEDLE TEETH

[TheMangaMuffin]

This is so awesome!!!! I love the part where there's that music when the grunt (Mr. Face) is coming after you in Amnesia the Dark Descent.

[TekStatic]

Gahhh, I love your voice acting in this one! It's so creepy...

[iluvmypuddycat]

I knid of want an mp3 of the gamzee singing part.

[monochromeInsanity]

I think you need some serious help.

[Rapt0r58]

I just had a faygo and I was fine. :o)

[dewatdawn1]

Oh, it's a video with Gamzee in it oh my god its scary. Miracles.

[ArdeMobile]

That's okay I can just go the rest of my life with out sleeping and oh God my room is very dark ;A; why did I think this was a good idea.

[kairixsora88911]

I love you sooo much Gamzee you are motherfucking awesome:3 :o)

[Huneiyue]

zalgo is coming

[livin4thethunder]

THIS IS WHY GAMZEE IS MY FAVORITE

[opalstainedtears]

I've forgot how many times I've watched this. I love this video so much!

[statusisaway]

See this? This right here? This is why I read Nightmare Fuel stuff in the middle of the day.

[Mewgetic44]

Oh gog

Oh gog

Oh gog

Holy motherfucking Jegus help me.

It's 2:27 A.M.

And I've forgotten the definition of sleep.

I've recently read Cupcakes and The Rainbow Factory.

And I think I need some therapy. A lot of therapy.

[RebelWinterwolf]

........

> SOB

> WHYYYY

[BelgianBabe99]

T-this made me cry xc

[cynder167]

Ha its funny because its FREAKIN SCARY.

[EmilyJersey1]

omggggg this is the 4th time i see it!! I'm totally enjoying this!

I have to tell that this is incredibly creepy... i like this 0:22 and 1:40 because those parts are the most scariest things i've never seen, GOOD JOB!

[cadbanefan13]

Well, that wasn't creepy at all....

[AsylumAttendee]

Poor Gamzee....

[foxxiedopeness]

Awesome

[Ifoxxt]

Is it bad I'm just a bit more scared of Cal then of Gamzee..? Esp at the end. It made me just feel bad for him...

[EmoXGirloxxo]

this was the scariest video i've watched in quite a while....until the end XD

still not sleeping tonight tho o.o

[Izon22]

why are his eyes bleeding red

[iluvmypuddycat]

I was scared at first, then the 3rd or 4th time I heard Gamzee singing, I thought it was a bit sad. ;-; he loved tavros so much </3

[superfun606]

I a little scared......but then the last part was funny as crap! Still scared......

[MuttonchopsOfJustice]

So one fine day, my mom picked me up from a piano lesson. It was quite dark and rainy out, but I was like, “eh, irrelevant.” So I got in the car, and some pretty music was playing. Then the words come up. The FIRST lyrics I hear are, “…it won’t be a stylish marriage; I can’t afford a carriage. But you’ll look sweet on a seat of a bicycle built for two…”

Right after, I swore I heard a little "honk".

Needless to say, all my fucks were lost.

And they have not returned.

[osweetie246]

i wouldn't sleep after seeing this if i didn't laugh at the end.

[Bubblebust0]

Well, crap. Not only am I scared, but I also feel obligated to learn these words for April Fool's Day. :/

[devilsjustice]

..... SHIIIIT.