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  • Dane cook is a good comedian, he's not a legend or the funniest but hes good. Like he said hes been doing comedy for like 20 years and theres only been about 4 small jokes that hes been accused of taking, which honestly i dont think those 4 joke catapolted his career so it doesnt even matter. I mean look at denis leary, his no cure for cancer special is 90% or more directly taken from bill hicks and that was a big point in learys career. I mean i like leary but if people are gonna bitch about...

  • @crazybrowsdj stealing jokes then look at leary, dont spend your time bitching about a guy like dane who was accused of stealing about 4 jokes in his whole career and they were not jokes that made him a legend in comedy or anything. Alot of people are shitting on dane cook now days which i dont get. Yes some of his stuff isnt funny but some is, like i said hes not the greatest but hes a good comedian.

  • Steve Byrne stole my Herbal Essence... Now my hair has lost its bounce

  • I love steve byrne!

  • The reason you took the jokes from louie is because they were actually funny unlike everything you've ever said you bag of whale cum and how could you accuse anyone of stealing your essence when you don't even have a worth a shit essence?

  • Steven Wright > both

  • Steve Byrne is 4 times the comedian Dane is and ever will be.

  • I don;t like Dane, but he isn't an awful stand-up by far. He is downright average. There are many people who are just unfunny. I don't think he is that.

  • Does he mean telepathically sucking his dick?

  • EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH SUCKED ASS!!!!

  • dane cook is the most overrated comic ever. 

  • I mean when a guy Sells 2 platinum comedy album, has the best selling comedy album of all time, in a era of internet piracy, Does a fuckin comedy show in Madison Sqaure Garden and sells it out, and get on as a SNL host based on Stand up comedy alone....Of couse you fuckin suck.

    Carrot top gets no respect.

  • In my opinion, it goes

    1. Louis CK

    2. Dane Cook

    3. Everyone else

  • @DrMeh3

    1. Louis CK

    2.Everyone else

    3.Dane Cook

  • He sounds exactly like my brother: patronizing, condescending, dickish, arrogant. And my brother is successful like Dane... I don't HAVE to love Dane though.

  • How the fuck is dane cook funny good actor but fukin stand up sucks dick

  • Dane Cook is like a dick without an erection trying to satisfy an audience.

    I posted this somewhere else, but after I submitted, I noted that the Dane Cook fan had been flamed so much, he enabled comment approvals.

  • That was a joke!

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  • @mobydickhead1

    NO, you used an comparative adjective instead of a noun.

    "Looser" means "more loose."

    You're trying to call me a LOSER-- but that's ironic because you can't even spell it right! LOL

    "YOUR A LOOSER"

    LOL

  • "Look at my LEGACY....."

    His LEGACY? What an egotistical a-hole, he jumps around on stage babbling like a spastic retard in front of a buch of fucking TEENAGERS! THAT'S his 'legacy!"

    "You're stealing my ESSENCE--- I have a COPYRIGHT on ESSENCE!"

  • @SouthParkBear HaHa" loose" didnt realize it. Thought you were trying to be that guy. Your still a looser.

  • @mobydickhead1

    There is no such thing as a "looser."

    RETARD

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  • Bill Hicks says that Dane Cook SUCKS SATAN'S COCK!!!!

  • @SouthParkBear Bill Hicks said it. So it must be true.

  • Of course Steve Byrne's asian-ness and being funny is exactly like Dane Cook...

  • @AndroidPolitician

    And there's the whole body-functions thing, like eating, sleeping, breathing... ALL ESSENTIAL TO DANE!

    I kid you not! Steve MUST have stole them, because now they're essential to him too!

  • The essence wasn't even his to start off with LOL

  • @joebob23us Correct.

  • As much as I dislike Dane Cook, Steve Byrne is a much bigger douche IMO.

  • @GoldenArc

    And a CUNT would know!

  • dane is the guy who steals material, then goes after others who for stealing his "material" with lawyers. fuck this cunt.

  • @MrTwister4Life

    He SUCKS SATAN'S COCK!

    He sucks a BAG of Satan's dicks!

  • this doesn't make sense at all.i have watched steve byrne for such along time and never has it crossed my mine that he reminds me of dane cook ever.dane cook sucks anyway.

  • Dane had 2 funny recordings. Then he spiraled the fuck out and all of his douchiness seemed to seep it out from it. He really does have an ego problem among other things, and if you check out Steve's side to it you'll definitely catch that.

  • Dane is feeling himself cause Steve Byrne sounds or acts nothing like him...essences

  • @geelynyk

    Well if Dane thought that Louie's jokes were his, then why wouldn't he think the same of Steve's essence?

    He's what you call a "ego-usurper," i.e. he takes over other people's shit and thinks it's his own. And so naturally they accuse the other guy of being the thief.

    This is as ridiculous as Christian Slater accusing Jack Nickolson of stealing his personality.

  • Dane sucks ass.

  • @iloveoreos15

    He sucks a BAG of asses.

  • Im literally watching Steve Byrne on comedy central this very moment and Dane Cook is out of his damn mind!

  • @BikiniDeathSquad I'm watching it too, and Byrne stole the fucking macaroni joke. Ver-fuck-batim.

  • dane is a tool.....a funny tool.....but still a tool....

  • pff i dont know why everybody likes dane cook ,steve burne is badass,. except he repeats his stuff allot,. thats it

  • @mirrorseye Everybody likes Dane Cook? Since when?

  • @CoolerKing37 i guess since his multi platinum selling cds

  • @mirrorseye

    Him and Britney Spears, Satan's #1 cock-suckers.

  • Dane should try to copyright his essence

  • Stealing someone's essence?  Hmmm, seriously Dane Cook. STFU.

  • I'm sorry but he is as funny as his jokes are relevant. His jokes are something that are based around nothing but juvenile randomness and the only joke he ever told that I actually laughed at was his atheist Shtick and that's only because of my soft spot for irony. He needs to smarten up his act and leave other's people's alone.

  • I still like Steve Byrne but Dane is Right

  • ... dane is stupid, i like steve i hate dane... two completely different people

  • I think Dane is funny, and I also think Dane is a meanie!

  • Fuck dane

  • Its funny cuz Steves funny and danes not....

  • Jeez. I met Dane in Atlanta couple years back & he was sweet to me. BUT ... I've met Steve Byrne and chatted with him twice. My heart tells me Steve is the more stand up guy and Lord forbid if Dane loses any of his so called essence. I won't bash Dane but I probably won't pay to see him again if he tours my area. He's typically frantic onstage and his style isn't really to my liking. Love him in films tho. The whole argument seems silly because both men are so vastly different on & off stage.

  • jesus people give the guy a break, it seems that there are a few people that people just love to hate and its not fair, cant anyone be happy for someone else's success? there's only so many topics in the world to make jokes on some of them are bound to be similar. and every time that happens you cant go around accusing people of stealing jokes. just leave dane alone and let him live his life. stop degrading someone you dont even know.

  • Accusing somebody that has more talent than you of biting just makes you look like even more of a douche, Cook >xP

  • Steve Byrne is the funniest guy ive ever seen

  • I'm not a fan of Dane Cook but the hatred for him is over the top. Seems like people don't like his personality or simply don't think he's funny. So you don't like him ok? Why all the vitriol? Get a life.

  • @zenlikestate Those of us who saw his beginnings have seem him transform after fame into a douche.

  • Steve Byrne > Dane Cook

  • @darkxc

    Pauly Shore > Dane Cook

  • @SouthParkBear Anyone else > Dane Cook

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  • @darkxc Louis CK > All

  • Want to know what is funny? Not Dane Cook.

  • itchy ass hole, nuff said

  • @peteyandjaydee Yeah, 'cause Louis CK was the first person to ever make a joke about his ass itching. I guess me and my friends were all ripping him off back in grade school.

  • @MckyMseNTarotCrds Yeah I get that Louis CK wasnt the first to say an itchy asshole joke but isn't a strange coincidence that The Bike Crash Joke and The Kid's Name were also used by Dane when Louis CK told the same joke like a year before, back when Louis wasnt as mainstream

  • @peteyandjaydee Yeah, I don't know. I just don't see why Cook would even have bothered stealing from Louis. He had hours and hours of material. And the three bits in question, they're not even particularly good stuff in my opinion. I think it's a coincidence. Of the three, the only one I think is even that similar is the baby name part. Who knows? Maybe you're right, but I still think Cook's a great standup.

  • cook is not funny. he was in a movie with jessica alba. nuff said.

  • It's all about Chris D'elia. 

  • @BigBearfromthe206 You sir, know what the fuck you're talking about.

  • Dane doesn't deserve to be as popular as he is comedians like daniel and steve are better. Steve is WAY under appreciated and daniel has made a name for himself, but his style is so similar to danes and he is funny on his own and deserves the success dane has. In my opinion. And dane can't even bring robin williams into it. Robin is an improvisational genius that none of the previous names mentioned above will ever match.

  • Not one moment in watching Steve Byrne did I ever see him imitating Dane Cook. Probably because Steve is funny as hell and Cook is really not funny. He actually is terrible... How is he famous? really? Some one tell me how!

  • i like steve byrne, and have always hated dane cooks comedy. That's all that matters. I wouldn't even know if steve byrne stole his whole act from him, cause i can't remember almost any dane cook bits.

  • Stealing jokes from demetri martin? damn dude, how low can you go?

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  • Should he really be accusing someone else of stealing his essence?

  • @Reaping702 Since Dane's essence is WORTHLESS -- like his comedy -- where's the crime?

  • @Reaping702 No, but Dane's one of those egotistical douchebag-morons who thinks he invented BREATHING.

  • and dane coom did steal jokes from daniel tosh and louis ck

  • @BlkFlamesz Daniel Tosh? Boy, I wouldn't even consider him a standup comedian.

  • @IPlayInBeastMode Boy? No. If you stand up in front a crowd and do jokes, you are a standup comedian wither people think you are good or bad. Now the question at hand is wither he actually stole someone's else's jokes before. Which is yes.

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  • Dane Cook is by far, one of the best comedians to grace the earth with his presence. I would give my soul to him. To all the people that hate Cook, go watch your crappy comedians like Carlos Mensia. Dane cook is amazing, and I would have his babies any day!

  • Dane Cook is being pathologically WHITE

  • not stealing physical things, stealing ideas

  • Pfft, what a dick, even my friends will tell you I don't steal... oh wait, I did steal, but only four times

  • I've NEVER associated Steve Byrne with Dane Cook...yeah I think I just lost a little bit of respect for Dane.

  • You know what? I've watched two of Steve's comedies andddd... What is he stealing? Even when he delivers a punchline by yelling, its not the same as Dane's. His rate of speech isn't the same, his method of acting out isn't the same. About the only thing they may have in common is that chuckle mid joke when acting out something followed by "its like when such-and-such" and, fuck, who hasn't done that? Lopez, CK, Engvall, Hicks, you'd have to blame a lot of people for doing that. Nope, not swayed

  • yeh....he shouldnt have picked steve byrne to dish on....his style is alot funnier than dane's recent stuff

  • Dane Cook refers to himself in the third person; only the marginally less cringe-worthy territory of politicians and athletes. There's no getting around the fact that the dude comes off like a perpetual ego masturbation.

  • Rofl. I love how the wanna-be trendies have to hate Dane Cook since he became massive years ago. Nevermind that he spent years and years 'underground' being an unknown, lulz. Dane is a great guy and and awesome comic.

  • idk why i said he "stood in line." That didnt make sense. He didnt stand in line, WE stood in line. Thats what I meant to say, haha. My bad.

  • I've met Dane Cook. Not an asshole. At all. After hours of stand-up he stood in line for several more hours meeting fans and signing autographs. The guy running the event I guess (idk who he was, Dane's manager...someone idk) Anyway, he came out and said no more pictures and no more asking Dane to record the voicemail on ppls' cell phones. Ppl were bummed. And Dane kept doing it anyway. Hes not an asshole. Hes a cool dude. Maybe he has an ego, but if I were as successful as him, I would too.

  • No...Steve Byrne has DEFINITELY stolen Dane's stuff. I noticed that recently before I even realized this little argument existed. The whole asking a girl to dance bit...that was Dane's joke and Steve retold it PRETTY MUCH verbatim. Having said that, I love both of these guys. NOTHING against Steve Byrne. He's funny as hell. I mean, I found this video while searching for the Byrne Identity on youtube so... lol

  • 381 people suck dicks

  • @spardaturtle No need to be like that Dane.

  • I'm accusing Dane Cook of trying to be a comedian...

  • by dane cook's standards, everyone has stolen from Richard Pryor.

    And all musicians today owe all the musicians of the past, film-makers, atheletes, etc.

  • "We're talking about 4" .................there are people who actually have sat and listened to Dane do "4" of ANYTHING! Hmmmmmmmmm Dane I can promise you, NO ONE IS STEALING YOUR "ACT". No one, except for college ugly chicks and drunks, even know who you are.

  • Dane cooks got some more respect from me now... I am also part of the I have never stolen anything in my life club

    :)

  • there actually are a few similarities between dane cook and steve byrne, but its not like EVERYTHING steve does it copying dane, he just slightly tells jokes in the same way. and at least steve is actually a funny comedian, and its not like hes stealing anyones jokes. dane cook is a faggot that was funny way back when before he was big and now is just an unfunny asshole so he has to find 1 thing in a comedian that reminds him of himself to make people agree and get back on his side.

  • I used to listen to raw dog comedy channel on sirious radio , and i first found Dane cook there..and he seemed funny as hell to me at first....freakin hilarious, but then when i saw him on t.v. he ruined it for me..and this is what it is....,He TRIES TOO HARD at being funny.. Not a funny type of guy to be around , but just sum1 who works hard at being funny..Total 180 for me..Jim Breuar played a love song demo that Dane tried to make from way back..He just wnted to b famous no matter what....

  • Dane is such a douche

  • @MrAndycouto how is dane a douche? After confronting a person who stole his essence he left the conversation friends with him.

  • 65 people had their essence stolen

  • @CN7470 LOL

  • I always thought Dane was an asshole

  • Dane Cooks star is fading. One trick pony. His films are GOD DAMN horrible. The guy had a good ride, made alot of money and will keep making money. People do like him. Then again, people like Larry The Cable Guy also...

    People hate Mencia because he has a huge ego and IS a joke thief. People hate Dane Cook because he is a plain old run of the mill ASSHOLE.

  • Funny how the two most popular comedians in the world right now (Dane Cook and Mencia) are the two most hated... Who saw that coming? Successful guys aren't they... U mad?

  • @ItheSwick What? You definitely know nothing about comedy. Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia most popular right now? Maybe in 2005 they were popular but even then not most popular. Right now it's people like Louis C.K. and Patton Oswalt. Look at the interviews people have done talking about Mencia. He has stolen so much material from people it's insane. He probably hasn't had an original bit in years. It's why people don't want to do their sets when he's in the building or go on tour with him.

  • I bet Dane Cook has a funny joke about McDonalds. Always cutting edge comedy.

  • Wow dane is so in denial right now

  • @TheSonicTroll3342

    He's the QUEEN of denial, he should re-name himself Cleopatra.

  • Love him or hate him; does he or does he not make an extremely valid and logical point.

  • I don't care whos strealing whos jokes, but i think Dane Cook is a good guy and hes very funny. People just want to find somthing to bitch about. In the end hes a funny and rich comedian / actor, whos living a more fun filled life and all people want to do is bitch about him calling another comic out.

  • @NoNameCity00 The thing about Dane is that he is an ASSHOLE. He is well known for his fucked up attitude. His "assholish" ways. Thats why alot of folks in the biz hate the guy. The guy has had a good ride and made an assload of money.

    THEN AGAIN, Im sure, with a couple guys here and there, jealousy plays a part in why they hate him. BUT, the guy is just a total dick to alot of people.

  • @VoodooPolitico Being an asshole in real life is one thing, but his only job is to make people laugh THATS ALL! If somone is stealing his jokes of putting a diffrent spin on them then i think he has every right to call them out.Carlose Mencia has been doing that for years...Its Fucked up but at least he confest to it...Now on a personal note I think the guy is funny, and if you lost both your parents to cancer within a 1 years span like him you might be an Asshole too.

  • Also @GerbilsOnAGoped, you should go look up the word "bias" along with when to use the past, present, future and infinitive tenses of a verb. It makes sense that a Dane Cook fan is upset, go upstairs and hug your mom for me champ.

  • Dane Cook isn't a comedian, he's a very talented story teller. And @GerbilsOnAGoped the reason why people hate him isn't because of his success, it's because of him ripping off Louis CK and having no integrity about it.

  • @jdolla351

    Dane stole Beavis and Butthead's essence first.

  • its so sad...dane cook cant find people that steal his jokes so intstead he says they act like him, so sad dane

  • but might i also add that it seems like the majority of the people that watch this video, have hated dane cook for too long to have sense talked into them, so i guess i'm preaching to the wrong audience. you just had to have listened to his stuff before all of the controversies and bullshit happened.

  • it's so funny how it's become a trend to completely hate dane cook because of how popular he became due to his success years ago. his latest things haven't been that funny but come the fuck on, if you listen to vicious circle and before (retaliation/harmful if swallowed), and don't think that shit is funny, you're simply listening to it with biased ears. and if you don't know what a trend is and what biased means, look it up.

  • Cook is the biggest joke stealer

  • I like Dane Cook but come one Steve Byrne is hilarious. He is stealing nothing, he is just great.

  • FOUR incidents? Once is more than enough

  • I know he totally sounds like a dick tho lol.

    "YOU STOLE MY ESSENCE BITCH!"

    Still love him tho. He makes me laugh.

  • @TheHouseOffice

    He's a BAG of dicks.

  • @TheHouseOffice

    Yeah, like Dr. Strangelove.

    "He sapped my PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!"

  • I don't care about haters.

    I fucking love Dane Cook.

  • @TheHouseOffice he sucks ass.

  • @TheHouseOffice damn right. hes hilarious! Power.

  • @TheHouseOffice

    So if someone shoves dog-shit in mouth, that's ok because you're not a HATER?

    That word is thrown around WAY too loosely by idiots to stifle ANY dissent.

  • Why is Dane Cook a douchebag for defending himself? He is a douchebag for accusing Steve Byrne of stealing his "essence" lol. Even then, he showed that he has respect for Byrne so that's nice. Either way, Byrne is WAY funnier than Cook. If Cook didn't take so long to get to the damn punchline them maybe he would be funny, but most of the time he isn't. Byrne takes you on a journey, but it's funny the whole way through.

  • @Fluffypopcicle agree with you i can't stand watching Dane because he rarely have a punch line. Steve has a punchline every joke he tells.

  • @GuitarBoyRockingOut

    I can't stand watching Dane Cook, because it's painful to see someone DIE over a period of hours, like he does on stage every time.

    And it's even worse when people LAUGH at it!

  • Steve has irony of humility, Dane has delusions of grandeur.

  • @Fluffypopcicle

    "Why is Dane Cook a douchebag for defending himself?"

    Because he's fucking GUILTY, DUH!

    Dane never HAS a punchline, he just says goes on wild rants that AREN'T FUNNY and that NEVER GO ANYWHERE, and he bounces around stage like a fucking spastic retarded kid who wants attention.

    Hey Dane-- it's "BREVITY is the soul of wit--" not fucking GRAVITY!

  • @SovereignStatesman

    Chillax bro. Dane has plenty of punch lines like that atheist and the Bible thing, Benson's Animal Farm, "the children" etc. the problem is that he takes way too long to get to them and most of them suck.

  • @Fluffypopcicle

    To be honest I've never heard those, since he's too insufferably UNFUNNY to stand for long enough to find out-- maybe he's slightly funny on occasion, just like a broken clock is right 2x/day, and enough monkeys with enough typewriters will eventually produce Shakespeare etc.

    But that's just random chance, i.e. if he says enough shit then eventually it might be funny on accident.

    That doesn't mean he's funny, it's just the fucking law of averages and statistical probability.

  • It's too bad it's cut off. I wanted to hear what he had to say. But it's true that similar comedians are going to have similar styles and similar subject matter, just as long as you're not doing the same joke. As far as Steve Byrne goes, I can see the similarity to Dane Cook in terms of his rhythm and mannerisms. It takes a while for comedians to discover their own unique style.

  • @ShawnRavenfire

    It just shows how Cook is mentally ill, by showing such paranoid delusions and claiming that others are stealing from him, while he likewise claims that others' material is his own creation.

    It would be like your neighbor barging into your door and saying "GET OUTTA MY HOUSE, VARMINT!"

    You'd call 911 faster than they could get a straightjacket on him.

  • Was that Bill Orielly or Marc Maron interviewing Dane Cook. I sensed major jealousy on the part of marc

  • what a fucking douchebag dane

  • being loud and obnoxious but funny at the same isn't an essence, it's just who some people are, and obviously steve does it better

  • @Abominaut616

    Being loud and obnoxious ain't the same thing as being funny... unless you've got an audience that laughs at anything like Dane Cook's.

    Comedic rage can be loud and obnoxious deliberately, ala Sam Kinneson or Rodney Dangerfield etc, but Dane Cook is just too busy chortling at his own supposed cleverness to have any; the guy's a fucking head-case.

  • Dane Cook has never told a joke in his life

  • @Timoth1983

    He doesn't need a joke... just like "Chuck Norris doesn't need a weapon, he IS a weapon."

    Dane Cook IS a joke.

  • I like Dane Cook because he makes me laugh. The end. I also love how the internet hates him. If only people were so adamant about everything else; movies would be better and so would music and television and literature.

  • just the sound of Cooke's voice makes me want to strangle a puppy

  • o com on, dane is an amazing comedian people, hs just a different style. n really? hes never funny? o com on, u guys r complaining about how he said hes never stolen? ok. i understand tht. everyone has stolen something some point in there life. but it doesnt make him a "shitty comedian" so stfu, n stop hatin on dane. plus, he lost his parents too early in life. give the man respect

  • Why does he have an Irish flag on his jacket?

  • @FacnyCatFighter He's half irish half korean.

  • I never believed Dane Cook stole material, and I actually really like his early stuff like his first CD Harmful if Swallowed but man is he fucking full of shit. I don't know what the hell he's talking about, stealing essence, oh for fuck's sake...

  • @apvideogame not sure about all of the accusations but he definitely stole demitri martin's shoe joke. This is pretty offensive to hear though. "Stole his essence"? What the hell? I never once thought of Dane Cook when watching Steve and I find Steve funnier.

  • Dane Cook will eagerly accuse others of stealing material, but never has the courage or the decency to admit that he himself has done it. What a tool.

  • HA! Nice move, Dane! See, I never really found you funny. But until I saw this video, I never heard of Steve Byrne. And so I sought him out. And you know what? HE IS FUNNY! Shot yourself in the foot, mentioning a superior comedian, boy!

  • @QuartuvLarry

    Dane Cook is the Vanilla Ice of comedy, i.e. a no-talent flash-in-the-pan poseur-hack who makes it solely on hype, and on the idiocy and gullibility of teenage audiences.

    He's basically Britney Spears without the music.

  • @QuartuvLarry Louis C.K. just called byrne a hack for stealing Dane's shit on Opie and Anthony today. You're a moron

  • @spartancaptain Can he (or you) back that up?

  • @spartancaptain Because I'll bet you both can't back it up!

    But in fairness, I'll admit that I got a little overzealous. Cook has made me chuckle a few times. I will not insert myself along with millions of other fans (AND Louis CK!) into a conversation between Byrne & Cook. NONE of us were there (INCLUDING LOUIS CK!!!) when it occurred.

    So, you don't call me moron, I don't call you asshole, and we can just agree to disagree.

    PS -BYRNE'S THE SHIT!

  • @spartancaptain That's not what Louie said at all.