D.E.N.N.I.S. SYSTEM

[dark9944]

It's actually solid, except you want to demonstrate that you are a protective leader whose every action come with the confidence of an imaginary squad of cheerleaders applauding his every move.

[kmasciovecchio]

36 Women have had the D.E.N.N.I.S. system performed on them

[auhosj877]

i this could be scarily effective in real life

[drzeug]

-Pizza's good

-You're the one that's good!

[domanddev]

the MAC system is the best

[wojo15jg]

it makes perfect sense.

[SirMicDre]

I`ve been using the DENNIS system for years!

[pazuuzuuuu]

Have her car towed.

[Magoiichi]

Hahahahahahaha this will scare the shit outta of her

lmfao

[just4schoolactivitys]

50 likes and I will try out this system!!

[NoNoDigUpStupid]

smooth... very smooth stuff very classy

[TheHotFalafel]

I would've gone on in and bought a box of magnum condoms, thus demonstrating that I have a monster dong.

[kitkat200020]

M - Move in

A - After

C - Completion

[rockwellumrocks2]

This would be great... if only I could get up to the "E".

[rymann5]

The DENNIS system actually works. Try it guys!



[murat19751979]

i got stuck at the first N...Now the court ruled me to see a therapist every week

[uracanteloupe]

Anyone else love the True Romance reference they made in all of this?

[adgato75]

@uracanteloupe how is this a True Romance reference? i dont see anything that would indicate that?

[akoustic56]

I've been doing the D.E.N.N.I.S. system for years and never knew it til this episode aired.

[5ilverhalo]

Ahaha, I love how depraved every single person in this show is :D

[lmmaFUTURAMA]

wow this actually works lol.

[5ilverhalo]

@lmmaFUTURAMA Well yeah, of course it works... but it's only executable if you're a fucked up sociopath, lol

[Extrememaxcat]

Dayman

Is

NEVER

Nightman

IS

Sun champion

[wheelmanstan]

i would rather swim in his wake or pick up the scraps lol

[heyyoitsmebrian]

good work dennis.... good work.

[MrEvitcartta]

LOL I just watched this episode today!!! I love how the MAC system works with the DENNIS system. THE MAC SYSTEM?! Yeah bro... MAC system, Move in, After, Completion.

[Mbop28]

This is obviously comedy, but the first step is absolutely true. You do have to demonstrate your value.

[MissTrixie1]

The D.E.N.N.I.S. system worked for me and it can work for you too!

[TranceSuperWave]

"Wakakakaka!"

[thezepp925]

I love my father. he taught me this without teaching it... I am quite a vicarious learner ;P

[eedobaba7726]

"Pizza's good."

"YOU'RE the one that's GOOD."

XD

[hoopsshorty14]

the 6 dislikes are women.



[Broski8137]

"I would have walked in and bought a box of magnum condoms thus, demonstrating i have a monster dong"

ROFL

[missleahmarie23]

I was totally DENNIS'd by the guy I was dating for the past few months. Bastard! lol At least Ive got a sense of humor about it :P

[ForkCheck]

The worst part of this is that there are actually pick-up systems like this (not quite this extreme, but yeah)--the mystery method, etc.

[TFLATSSURVIVOR]

Is anybody interested in any other episodes?

[Andydag904]

@TFLATSSURVIVOR i wish u had the video for this, but I'm glad somebody uploaded something about this that was worthwhile

[TFLATSSURVIVOR]

@Andydag904 Yea I know, i have seasons 1-5 I just don't have the propper shit for the video. But at least you enjoyed it, thanks

[bubblesincans]

@TFLATSSURVIVOR You don't have a DVD player on your computer and the internet?

[Syre126]

@TFLATSSURVIVOR

My favorite episode is the one where Charlie is Serpico. I can't find it anywhere.

[wikiwikiwee1]

I'm going to try the DENNIS system

[moonlightkisu]

@wikiwikiwee1 enjoy getting crowbarred to the balls by a smart woman who knows you've watched this video for tips.

[wikiwikiwee1]

@moonlightkisu i have balls of steel

[moonlightkisu]

@wikiwikiwee1 you mean ... ball of steel?

[wikiwikiwee1]

@moonlightkisu balls of steel

[patorikkudozzu]

I'm watching you you bitch, you're gonna die tonight!

I loled so hard at that.

[TFLATSSURVIVOR]

@patorikkudozzu first time i saw that i was crackin up all hard to lol

[HungDaddy91]

and then, naturally, we bang.