Mass Effect 2: Shepard getting wasted in the Citadel

[baltech22]

If you do this as femshep, she still ends up on the floor of the men's room. It's actually funnier.

[pkmnfreak75]

Shep shouldn't worry.

He's the Main Character so that many drinks shouldn't knock him out.

[deathrooster14]

Urk! Turian junk shot! That is, if they have junk...

[mmiker2d2]

ima do that right naow! brb

[theannoingman]

put more of the stuff in the...the thing more stuff goes in best line ever

[jakethebandguy]

'put more stuff in the thingy that stuff goes in" XD

[Jdog5785]

OH, you might not have done it for that reason but. did you make your armor the colors of the Alliance's?

[will3pr]

HE.IS.GOD.

[XxWr0B31xX24]

im commander shepard and this is my favorite bar for getting wasted on the citadel

[prophet89]

is it just me or does before the last drink Shepard sound like Duke Raul in "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"?

[Veraka501]

Turian in the bathroom:

*Can't a guy take a leak in peace?*

[CrypticWatcher]

i want the thing that more stuff goes in

[2013branth]

I dunno what he took, probably really strong coffee to get him sober or was slappped very hard by miranda. (I'm well aware that coffe doesn't do much when you're drunk).

[mdeanbaig]

I like how Miranda and Garrus are just squatting next to him in the men's room as some dude is taking a piss.

[tha117eXez]

DO EET FAGGOOT

[MrTristanishere]

DO IT.

[Masterpivot292]

:( It looks hilarious when I drink in my Blood Dragon Armour.. but all the other armor is worse then it D:

[ProminentCinema]

This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferris slug, feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an everest class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3% of light-speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means- Sir Issac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space!

[LukeAlto2007]

0:21 Ha! Loved the Star Trek reference!

[iCe1984zz]

That Turian is standing there the entire time and only leaves when you got hammered. Anyone else noticed that?

[Gmrbro]

its okay the lazarus project can rebuild his liver

[TigerMilitia]

what i love about BioWare games the same missions/quests ar ein every game just updated with the times and to fit that period. This one is in EVERY baldurs gate and neverwinter night game.

[duelpad88]

Anything else?

DO IT.

[Ragkid]

Am i the only one that noticed the Turian didnt wash his hands?? 0.o

[Allurade]

@Ragkid There was a drunk off his/her ass human in their. Would you have stuck around for the vomiting?

[Ragkid]

@Allurade I would still wash my hands. lol

[magna188]

That bartender is being incredibly irresponsible.

... I wish he were real.

[thekidofva]

lol tha turian is always peeing lol

[bellboy64]

2:20

"I wanna do that AGAIN!"

[MegaWonga]

why is miranda in the mens toilets?

[PackOfDarkness]

@MegaWonga Thats a good question!

[McLarenMercedes]

"your funeral pal"

lol

[Colp2]

"Hit me again!"

*CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE*

[m3tr0id86]

I like the female version better. Funnier

[WardenDarlingClement]

lol i just how he shakes his head after he drinks the alcohol xD

[TheLackofattack]

My name is Commander Shepard and this is my favorite hobby on the citadel!

[Thefallenraptor]

lol and when you're in the krogan DMZ the store owner tells you that drinking ryncol will tear your insides apart :P

[Talgees4]

wow man most epic shit ive seen this year lmao this was too funny

[ToiletBomberAlpha]

@Talgees4 - 4chan fags still say "epic"?

[fenor77]

your shepard looks like mine

[LemonJuiced1992]

"Should I pour you a quad?"

"Hell yeah, put more of the stuff in the...the thing more stuff goes in"

something tells me Shepard is a hoot at the Normandy Christmas parties ;)

[inquiry10]

Is it possible to actually NOT end up in the bathroom after drinking this?

Maybe if your health is high or something? anyone ?

[MooMofo]

@inquiry10 nope, you have to turn down the ryncol if you want to stay out of the bathroom...

i gotta try this with grunt to see if he says anything about the ryncol...

[axer03]

DO IT

[Chayraz2]

you can now research the alcohal tolerance upgrade!

[CrazyAjvar]

Voice acting of fem Shepard in this scene is sooo much better .... well after all voice acting of fem Shepard is overall twice as good as male one. Jennifer Hale ftw!

[FlyingFocs]

@CrazyAjvar Still, not a subpar as the guy who voiced Hawke in DA2.

[FlyingFocs]

@CrazyAjvar Still, I like MaleShep more than Hawke from DA2.

[CrazyAjvar]

@FlyingFocs Didn't get DA2 yet, but that must be some awful voice acting to be worst than monotone male Shepard :P

[FlyingFocs]

@CrazyAjvar Not awful, per se, just REALLY underwhelming.

I'm not just talking about the voice acting, either.

[duncanthehut]

alien: hey everybody! look at commander shepherd throwing up 6 gallons of strong alchohol!

[IncredibleFulk1]

You can fight like a Krogan. You can run like a leopard.

But you're never gonna be better than Commander Shepard!

[zaktt]

god damn he drinks like a college major

[FlyingFocs]

Kids, say no to ryncol.

[Abrams63j]

That was one irresponsible bartender. He served the only person with the GRENADE LAUNCHER the hardest.

[AITDS]

I want some of that Krogan liquor Ryncol this weekend please..

[VangeistXIII]

I'm creeped out, your Shepard is the elder brother of my shepard >:l

[d3vils4t4n]

haha this game has the best drinking :DD

[RiaUsuma235]

Your funeral, pals. Drunken Shepard comes.

[mrliampep5i]

2.10 ..OH GOD WHEN EVER I NEED A PISS HES IN HERE

[mrliampep5i]

i need this game to get a hamster and stare at that brittish womans ass

[whman17411]

I must get this game!

[dracosummoner]

Just another day in the life of the first human Spectre, the savior of the Citadel, and the scourge of the Collectors.

"Is that the kind of person we want protecting the galaxy?"

"That's the only kind of person who ~can~ protect the galaxy."

"... I'll make the call."

[McCbobbish]

Shepard: hell yeah- jus put the stuff in the... Thingy that stuff goes into. Lol!

[armoredcore2006]

funny how he passes out and not one of them had anything to say.

[ShowMeTheMoney321]

put more of the stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in

[SuperEmoBros]

Anyone noticed that he has the same exact lines as the female?

Also, I put another comment in the... ...thing comments go in.

[TenaciousC21]

That turian didn't even wash his hands! ;)

[KevinLuhrs]

I do this every time i finish Collecter Base

[Exist64]

That should be a lesson in real live. this is a popular way to die!

[jordo85123]

i wanked last night and boy did it feel good....

[DorianGomez1]

Shepard: I cant remember what happened last night. All i can remember is a sound that goes like thiss....

[Kirbyseeker]

"YOur FUneral, Pal"

CHUG

fACEPLANT

[Arodblade]

Lol Turian @ 2:13 is like "Pfft, lightweight". And...WTF was Miranda doing in the men's..er I mean alien...uhh... LITTLE BOYS ROOM!?

[DaRrEnC143]

Ive played this game over and over again and when ever i get wasted the same guy is always there pissing does he have a bladder problem or something?

[scaryninja1693]

Looks like the Turian Tom Cruise is behind the bar.

[InuvikPhil]

greatest videogame I have ever played

[kevynspeed]

Mass Effect: Hangover!!!

[Bangcat]

Yeah, the council drives you to drink like that. And know that no matter what you do, you change the universe only so much. Drink up, Captain. Drink up. We'll handle the big man's work for you in the 41st Millenium.

[Richard600606]

miranda is in the boys toilets

[littlegoblet]

now I am curious. Do you get an achievement for that lol

[danishAEF]

is it in the first game or the second?

[Melonzorz]

@danishAEF Second

[GameRevieweMan]

Shepard:Put more stuff where the stuff goes in!

"wakes up two years later"

Mirandna:Shepard

Shepard:Ugh,what happened?

Mirandna:We had to recconstruct you again since you passed out at the Citeadal.

Shepard:Where are we now?

Mirandna:Afterlife!

[Mccoins]

DO IT

[IOA21]

I am quite surprised none of your squad mates have any witty comments or jokes to say upon Shepard's awaking in the bathroom.

Especially from Grunt, I bet he'd say something like "I told you it'd hit you like ground glass."

[Uruya6]

Raiden/Axel the bartender?

[ltot11105]

lol damn didnt know shepard can hold that much drinks lol

[GenisisXStudios]

Miranda is Fucking Sexy jesus her ass is so hot

[Mokato]

Best looking male Shepard I've seen. Actually matches his voice.

[RagDollSam]

Shepard's a real drinker get a few of the strongest drinks inside you pass out for a minute or so and get right back up and BAM! he's sober enough for more

[6stringplaya77]

ahaha...man i've never seen this before

[TheAlkemist]

Anyone notice that when MaleShep says "Put more of the stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in", his voice sounds noticeably deeper? That doesn't happen with FemShep: hers just gets a tad slurred..

[spartandud3]

i wanna go to the citadel

[ThePaladinGirl]

Shephard's hand gesture makes me want to do the same in a club somewhere. I don't think I'd get the same reaction though... xD

[Toddlaf]

I have watched this 5 times, and i still dont know why Garrus didnt have a drink

[MrKevstro]

"Hell yeah. Put more of the stuff in the... the thing that stuff goes in..."

[Blacksun388]

Next day

Garrus: Sheperd? You remember what happened last night?

Sheperd: Please don't remind me Garrus.

Garrus: Well... it's on Youtube now.

Sheperd: ...fuuuuuu

[Agent1W]

@Blacksun388 Then Shepard finds a comment on the video that says, "you weak human fuckling. you can't handle our beer, your such a queer-loving spacer fag. Go back to your stupid blue-green pisshole of a planet called earth. Oh and I hope a krogan pounds you in the ass"

Don't you just love batarian trolls on the extranet? : /

[SlipSloop]

That's a cool looking Shep, man. The voice matches up really well.

[Grant691]

I'm Commander Shepard and this was my favorite black out on the Citadel!

[djklink20009]

i always wonder why that bathroom was there hahhahaa

[kerolification]

lol :)

im gonna try it XD

[illidanomg1]

im getting this epic game today!!!!it will be cool!

[Badgersprite]

"This is...it's green." Epic Star Trek shout out!

[BloodThornODST]

At 2:13, "No Miranda, don't look!"

[SmileysAreForN00bs]

Oh well, even a Commander has to take a break sometimes!

[dmoonchylde]

Shepherd: Hello floor! *THUD*

[TheUnholyCleric]

ew, interspecies bathrooms.

[myforbidden]

FemShepard's drunk voice sounds better than MaleShepard's but this still made me giggle, lol

[vidmasterx7]

hell ya put more stuff in the thing more stuff goes in ah getting drunk while asaving the galexy

[pokeam]

Shepard: What happened?

Miranda: you got +100 herpes...

Shepard: :O

[starmin76]

That death stare that the Turian in the bathroom gives them gets me every time. This game is hilarious.

[OriFrish]

So that's what the bathroom for...

[IrishBagel07]

roflcopter

[ozmo117]

@IrishBagel07 lollercoaster

[wooki33man]

HOT DAMN I am getting Shepard drunk tonight!

[Coggification]

Do it!

[CLSwain]

Raiden the Bartender

[Billiamtwa]

Not quite as well done as the Female Shepard

[srbforlife]

uhh moooooom why is miranda allowed in the little boys room?

[Tylergoth]

In the great words of LMFAO and Lil Jon. Shots shots shots shots shots shots

shots shots shots shots shots

shots shots shots shots shots

everybody

[Riond551]

Shepard: Put more stuff in the thing more stuff goes in....

*3-4 hours later*

Shepard: What happened?

Garrus: You stole a tiger from Mike Tyson's mansion, left your friend who's getting married tommorow on the roof of a hotel, became a dad, nailed a baby, almost killed a reporter, killed several people in the bar, tried banging Miranda when she wasn't looking and donated like a quarter of your blood to a hospital.

Shepard: How much did I get

Miranda: +25 Paragon Points and +136 Renegade Points.

[1234homersimpson]

@Riond551 HAHA HIALRIOUS! ROFL!!!!

[requiemaura]

@Riond551 It's really sad how much you try to be funny on the internet yet when you try being funny in real life if you ever log off and step out of your comfort zone theres an awkward silence due to your age and the simple fact that your learning zero from your imaginary friends that give you a thumbs up,if it's not a human hand it's worth shit.You watch way to many dvd's and are most likely single,if your not then he or she is ugly as dog shit.Do something about it.

PS: +999 noob points

[2ndgalanoth]

@requiemaura oops ment to put a downie. btw THATS NOT FUNNY.

[perropeppe]

@requiemaura wow dude. you have SOOO much more of a life than him

PS: +999 get the fuck off youtube points

[MiniDiamond]

@Riond551 LOL.

[geminighost3]

@Riond551 lol

[CrackCroCKer]

@Riond551 :D:D:D:D

[Tommygun1135]

@Riond551 The idea of someone trying to bang someone while they aren't looking conjures up a hilarious image.

[Riond551]

@Tommygun1135 i know right? i cant believe that comment hasn't been replaced by something else though honestly. usually highest rated comments get replaced by even lower rated ones after some time

[escopeteroce]

@Riond551 You sir are a winner.

[Deathshuck]

@Riond551 Haha, Hangover, nice.

[copdrop6]

I don't care what the hell you're drinking, no one gets drunk that fast.

[TeshnosFire]

@copdrop6 Bullshit xD

[SacredHeroV2]

@copdrop6 well...it's in the future and aliens might now how to make a good beer

[Kaa2332]

@copdrop6 my ass, if you drink 4-5 glasses of good southern moonshine, youll be on your ass pretty damn quick xD

[olsonaar000]

Shepard gets totally bombed. Put more of the stuff in the... thing the stuff goes in.

[gamergirl13131]

how does the female sheperd get into the guy bath room

[squirrelapocalypse]

@gamergirl13131 by walking

[missystar013]

XDDD LMFAO. that was great!

"Put more of the stuff in the...thing more stuff goes in.

[tvap1122]

i wanna see shepard take on the reapers in a drunken fury. Alongside zaeed, and grunt

[fizzymcbonbon]

I- I'm commandurr shepurd and i'm the drunkestiest man on the sitadol...

[top1terra1girl]

... what's Miranda doing in the boy's bathroom

[striker5495]

@top1terra1girl its even funnier if ur a female shepard and the same thing happens.guess people really dont care which bathroom u go through

[Samtastic416]

you guys should watch the video of the femshepard getting drunk instead. way funnier lol

[Teknoman891]

I am Commander Shepard and this is my favourite mix of alcohol on the Citadel.

[MrGaky]

Hell yeah. Put more of the stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in.

LOL EA CAN MAKE JOKES ! XDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Arantre20]

@MrGaky EA didn't make this though

[GHPanthers117]

@TheWaystone LMFAO nice dude

[kingmawuli]

do it!

[EchoBoomer1987]

I'm sure if Dr. Chekwas was their she'd join right in.

[someguyoutthere110]

I'm commander shepard, and this is my favorite bar in... the thing the bar goes in.

[herdish]

@someguyoutthere110

Lmfao.

[narutofreek44]

@someguyoutthere110 nice

[Matt561]

"Hell ya. put more of the stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in"

[SpectreGuy1997]

In the bathroom was checking the Turian taking a piss out

[SpectreGuy1997]

In the bathroom was checking the Turian taking a piss out

[TheHaLoJeDi]

TIM: we need shepard. hes our best chance. where is he?

Miranda: u JUST missed him. he died from alcohol poisoning. his liver wont even function anymore so we cannot bring him back.

TIM: all that money?

Miranda: WASTED.(omg she liked saying that xD)

TIM:..................shit.

[trapstarjohny]

i cant stop laughing at

DO IT!!!

HELL YA PUT MORE OF THE STUFF IN THE STUF F WHERE THING MORE STUFF GOES IN rofl

[berindea]

2:12,Miranda taking a peak at that guys cock.

[TheWaystone]

I'hm.... I.... I'm...Cuhhmandahh... Shhhhephherd.... An...*Hic*....Thissss... Thisss.. THiS iS..... My... FAvohrate...*Hic*.... Oh... Oh Gawd

HEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUURRRRGGGGHHHh­hhhhh.....*Hic*

Oh Gawd....Whut haff I done?

I'm Commander Shepherd.........And I'm an alcoholic.

[wushuman122]

"Put more of the stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in." That is the best drunk line ever!

[victoramantee]

Miranda remember doctor 13 from house.

[magebro01]

Ryncol kills, thats a hell of a guy!

[watcherofclassics]

@magebro01 Not to mention that it's *radioactive*!

[AkaGenya1]

It's his favourite drink on the Citadel.

[GuyFromLV]

...this is..its green!?

[5282890]

Man if that hadnt killed him i think The Illusive Man would because of what Wind422A said