Banned Ikea Commercial

[needtomesswithyou]

She'll prolly still be warm for like another 20 minutes.

[SpeshuuAnunnaki]

killing prostitutes? 

[astoriaanne]

how can buying stuff from ikea help a guy from leaving a fork on his couch?

[annabeth707700]

Lol? Haha

[NinjaMonkey257]

Lol thus was never banned

[MrWantans]

the worse way to die..

[CrashSable]

Okay, but how does that have anything to do with Ikea?

[mando1337]

I'm sure Quagmire wouldn't mind.............

[Teqo7]

Of course when a fork gets 2mm in your back its instant death.

[zzboy82]

he totally got it in. giggidy

[shoppinmadnesz22]

If her boobs weren't so big, it probably wouldn't be banned

[bigwillybiker]

now I know where to go to get my cutlery.

[Jackpot1990]

Quick! she's still warm!

[olmcgal]

that is f**ked up and inposible you have a thorax and the push force is to small.

[awesomeattic]

@olmcgal shut up

[bigwillybiker]

@olmcgal The force came from her breasts!

[Rubydoos1]

xD That was so strange!

[vidiansodality]

That was hilarious. LOL!!!!

[annabodhi38]

OMG I so wasn't expecting that!! LOL

★★★★★

[MelissaxoFuller]

That's slightly creepy. o:

[Pitbulinaskirt]

@small19712000... Lmfao....psst.. Ur not supposed to say shit like that out loud dude!

But thanks, that was funnier than the ad!

[small19712000]

I'd still fuck her even with the knife in her back.

[mmdemoor]

@small19712000 its an fork u noob! -.-

[small19712000]

@mmdemoor Knife.....Fork.......Does it really matter, my point is she'd still get it!!

[Richona]

@small19712000 It was a fork

[jackonapsp]

@small19712000 fork

[nbaumg]

thats kinda messed up

[TheXimenable]

hahaha woow

[littlebutt123]

That is really funny

[UMadNiga]

the fork didnt even go an inch deep inside the skin :

[Fadiz]

@UMadNiga she was just paralyzed accupuncture ninja style ;)

[MissBethSabAmyJoker]

I didn't know it had been banned, I remember seeing it on TV. But it was in France so...

[laptoplarryspc]

Looks like he gave her a bit of Sudden comfort.

[lenci1982]

@4ingP serious???

[4ingP]

How could she die from a fork when the fork didn't go into her that fast?

[lukelonko4]

@4ingP it hit her spine so she was paralyzed

[4ingP]

@lukelonko4 But how could it have penetrated her?

[sandytoes3]

I remember watching this on TV.....

[HoudDenBek]

the only thing more lame than this vid are the comments

[azerkahn]

Why did he stop?

[moderndayknight54]

@azerkahn Necrophilia: Nothing like popping open a cold one.

[jayci68]

@moderndayknight54 um.... dude.... she's probably still warm!!!!

[moderndayknight54]

@jayci68 I thought about that after I posted. lol

[jayci68]

@moderndayknight54 lol :)

[youbintubinallday]

I wonder how many coins one can find in that couch.

[xygomorphic44]

This remind me of that show 100 ways to die

[TheWaystone]

Oh, I was expecting all the furniture to break when they used it.

[luckysod04]

@TheWaystone me too, that would make a perfect anti-IKEA ad

[comdinet]

wtf does that have to do with humor

[Samodiva007]

hahahahahaaaaaa

[xmaxfactorx]

oooooohhh.........k

[lolliegirl10]

That commecrcial isnt banned.....they show it here like everyday........

[romulochololoko]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[jackieisamonsterr]

Why are almost all the banned commercials from Ikea?

[xel99]

jackpot

[BadMeetsEvil52]

wow what a fork and what does this have to do whit ikea

[mikeman2706]

I would say "funny commercial" is a bit exaggerated...

[Theplacetogo]

umm how the fuck does a person die fro gettig for small half inch punctures in their back

[MarbalTm]

@Theplacetogo The fork backstabbed her, thus killling her (you've gotta be really lucky for it to be an injure, and not a death).

[RhiannonZRock]

quagmire would still tap that lol

[sprinkledTwinkie]

Spooning Leads to forking!!

[RhiannonZRock]

thats what i say lol

[popazz1]

Happens to me all the time,I leave an item of cutlery on the couch,someone comes over,we get jiggy & OOPS,sorry,you're dead! Hahahahaha,sorry Ikea,NOT this time!

[LT10megan]

necrophilia is a dish  best served cold:D

[cbb022585]

Oh shit she's dead! Oh well.. It's Necrophilia time! :P

[jokkepokke95]

........why the fuck did the Ikea couch have a fork sticking out of it?

[PARAMOREpleaseX]

Thats a crap add.

[GrandTheftAutoLova]

@PARAMOREpleaseX

This isn't math, it's an ad, not an add.

[callofdutyfan27]

Forking Hell!!!!!!!

Well I think she got the point!!!

[MrPinkpowder]

carp not another one :{

[1234hdxy]

opps

[CrazyLazySnazzyJazzy]

How can she have possibly died when it was just a fork stabbed in her back?

[natgurl6]

i hate it when that happens -___-

[signevent]

How it that a ikea commercial?

[NationRepublik]

why do all banned commercial all have to be about sex

[tisucyup190]

i thought she fell asleep cos of the comfortable funiture.. 'ikea'? -.-

[yeahyeahwell]

@tisucyup190 yeah that's what I thought so what is the gist then? what does this tell us ?

[yeahyeahwell]

@yeahyeahwell oh noooo I just saw the fork :)I now get it

[darlinkula1]

Nice bubble butt at 0:18

[killthosewhohate]

lol he didnt pork her he FORKED HER! HAHAHAHAA

[pty1996]

id still bang her... then again im just a horny 15 yr old

[hanzmb]

LOL

[Irideallamawithtoast]

I guess they skipped the spooning and went straight to forking...

[vidiansodality]

@Irideallamawithtoast

Forking. That's a good one. lol

[Chris557]

@Irideallamawithtoast HA!

[keveendesilva]

LOL!! Thats hillarious.

[deathkill989]

ikea killing girls and getting you laid since 2006

[JohnM96]

well he most certainly forked her :P

[joslynn417]

are you sure this is a real ikea ad?this seems a little creepy for them

[Zobartan]

how many BANNED IKEA commercials are there around?

I wonder how many are not banned actually

[40chickadee]

holy shit

[SuperBlackie7]

that evil



[toffeepops9]

HAHA! I'm liking that advert :D pmpl! (pmpl means... Pissed My Pants Laughing)

[TorynMarch]

WTF?!

[Ali6Cat]

to see him hump her, press 6 over and over again xD lol

[st3v3n992]

for a sezure, press 8 over and over

[sebastian12f]

try pressing 6 really fast hahaha

[Moonwolf585]

Aww u killed her

[dogagility123]

hold down 6 :p

[jimbobagman1]

why kill the hot girl??? why not kill the bloke???

[Mega01ism]

@jimbobagman1 Yeah! Trust IKEA to fuck up an advert, just like their affordable Swedish crap.

[junkrat1]

press 5 and 6 one after the other and make your own melody hahahaha XD

[allredrainbow]

press 6 over and over really fast

[TheMissBenson]

Why was he pushing her on the couch anyways.. it should be the other way around. lol.

[mikeyWWE619]

Put a fork in her she's done lol ahhaahhahahahahabahha

[andriusbrixius]

He just wanted to FORK her...

[TinieSnipah]

LOL! That was jokes :L

[funnyamericans93]

wow, what a fail of a commercial

[blueeyesaf]

Its just a little harmless necrophelia.

[videogamenostalgia]

That's what you get when you fuck with a couch that has commando pro...

[cmb271]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[WeWillNotGoQuietly]

@cmb271 SHUT UP WITH THAT HOLD YOUR BREATH SHIT YOU FUCKING FAG

[cmb271]

@WeWillNotGoQuietly dude fuck off its just a chain comment calm down i dont even smoke i just like to repost chain comment

[WeWillNotGoQuietly]

@cmb271 You actually "like" posting retarded chains? Shows what kind of person you are.

A retard.

[HippieChicK123TM]

banned because its shit

[Beatlesrbetter666]

I wonder if he stopped

[Erebes88]

Bah, that was nowhere near fatal. She would be somewhat injured, but not dead.

[mollykjody]

OMG that is horrible.. kind of funny. i did not see that coming. i kind of liked this commercial. was nervous it would be uncomfortable.

[DutchieOnline]

Painfull nail down huh LOL

[martindanny]

 Backstab +50

[Sazaho]

She wasn't hoping to get " forked"...

[glivarbrostv]

tidy up :)

[Quartrez]

That's why we only get shitty commercials on TV... All the good ones get banned.

[TheFlyGuy009]

fucking couch WAS CAMPING!

[TheBellarella]

896 people are killers

[Brokenarm101]

Tidy up or else you might stab ur girlfriend with a fork

[SuperTigerNo1]

@Brokenarm101 atre u a experienced fucker i need your advise

[Brokenarm101]

@SuperTigerNo1 well no im not but im willing to give u advice if u want me to........

[SuperTigerNo1]

@Brokenarm101 First i need to know your age , I am 15.

[Brokenarm101]

@SuperTigerNo1 well im 13

[SuperTigerNo1]

@Brokenarm101 same phew anyway its my birthday today , pm me .

[Brokenarm101]

@SuperTigerNo1 Oh cool well then Happy Birthday!

[SuperSmokiee]

95 Team Fortress player whatched this?

[elleventytwo112]

wtf does that have to do with ikea

[Crazy56U]

@elleventytwo112 That Sweden is weird?

[FlyingPandaProduct95]

@elleventytwo112 Right how the fuck does this relate to ikea at all

[pyramyde1]

@elleventytwo112 mayb d fork is from ikea :D

[jazminedwards]

@elleventytwo112 its showing you should tidy up, so buy a storage cabinet to put all ur things on and dont leave them lying around so wierd people dont fall on ur forks...

[Itsjustamyth2011]

@elleventytwo112 It's saying to tidy up with Ikea's storage units..

[ViccieB1993]

LMFAO

[2MoonsFTW]

LOL forks, how do they work

[ZombieKilla96]

haha freaking hilarious!

[Jetg360]

so messed up but funny

[skatealldayist]

i thought the crappy couch would break

[Magicallybig]

I like this video but I still think "elvisflorian" is funnier

[TheMrNamefag]

Fun fact: The director's cut of this commercial had the man graphically raping the woman.

[dispondentkid]

im still not gonna clean up my room...

[SuperSupercrunchy]

I like this video but I still think "elvisflorian" is funnier

[loco3545]

Oh shit

[sonic6062]

I SO Need to do that

[Coolmenest]

Lol fine then, 312 people would've done her hike she was dead

[ceceizback]

Pfft lol

[JonathanSwifty]

Should've went ahead, while the body is still warm....

[TheBloodyPoet]

Since when does a fork in the back kill someone? And lol @ him just dropping her on the ground xD like "omg dead person! Flee!"

[lilnycshawty1586]

i hope she's okay..lol she got forked in the back. 

[KayaKourt]

I heard this commercial was banned. What the fork?

[MrSuprisebitch]

the worst scenario of deth ever ))

[zerimar112233]

Did she die?

[aloo20]

@zerimar112233 Its assumed that she did I guess, especially from Elbarto3131's comment :D

[788290]

wait what! i dont get this commerical

[888peanut888]

@788290 tidy up by putting stuff in cupboard you buy from ikea so your girlfriend doesnt get stabbed in the back with a fork

[ddabest]

i can't believe they would make such a commercial..... with all that money who did they hire??

[kingsms5977]

is the fork ok

[Squidnibbley]

THAT COUCH IS A SPY!!!

[killaxm]

@Squidnibbley LOL how did you get top rating with a TF2 reference??? HAHAHJAAJA

[justinjacobe]

@Squidnibbley it sapped the girl

[pengsman]

@Squidnibbley Tf2 reference win.

[MrRagingFury]

@Squidnibbley I read the comment before the vid and was like "what?" then watched it then I was like "oh LOL"

[Coolmenest]

312 people would've done her while she was unconcious

[theroncon]

@Coolmenest

she was dead, not unconscious. 

[kingsms5977]

@Coolmenest lol she died

[IggyFLOP88]

@Coolmenest I guess she wasn´t just unconcious but who knows!

[Narutii]

@Coolmenest you mean dead

[SRH911]

@Coolmenest

I think she's dead.

[overfrozen1]

@Coolmenest lol... shes not unconscious.. shes dead...

[huysmanslabas]

@Coolmenest Correct! But "unconcious" OR "dead" really applies here.

[MrSulinator11]

@Coolmenest You mean dead....

[Coolmenest]

@MrSulinator11 there was no blood so she was unconcious

[Coolmenest]

@MrSulinator11 the knife was caught in her clothing