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  • She's riding goofy which won't help most begginer's.

  • Jpeg turns are way easier than bitmap turns faaark

  • If a girl like her would talk to me for 1 minute I would already become insane enough to SLAP HER SILLY! MANNNN she's annoying

  • 0:24 hahahahahah random kid failing at doin a butter behind her lol

  • thank you

  • What did she say at 0:41? " As if I was to do a J-peck turn" ?

  • You are retarded. Learn how to talk. [:

  • 0:41

  • Thanks Melissa, I'm glad I had a true expert on this teach me.

  • it IS easy but they make it sound hard...

  • im a beginner so my problem is that i get to much speed and that i mostly just get thrown away if i try j turning or just slide around so how could u slow down a lil bit and not stop and not being throw away

  • @spidie50 carve

  • 1:00 thts wht she said lol

  • LOL! Keep typing/pressing "6"!! It's hilarious !! "oh oh oh oh oh" :D

  • @MightyGreen80 lol i thought she was saying ho's

  • @nealnbobn It's actually Pause but it's sooo awesome

  • her voice makes me want to murder puppies

  • another way to manouver araraun is j turning

  • What are these stangers doing in the kitchen?

  • hahahhahhahahahhah 0:03

  • hold 6

  • omg expert village is stupid this is what we call carving ma lady HA

  • this has got to be the funniest video ever hahahaahaha

  • you need to use your upper body to turn head and shoulder !!!!!!!!!!!

  • fat kid at 0:10 running :)

  • wow.. if u need youtube to learn how to steer when ur unstrapped i dont want you on the slopes, thats pathetic.

  • @yinzx7 what the hell did she say?

  • Toe tedge?

  • or you could pick up your foot and point it that way?

  • 0:25 rofl random

  • and what way do i turn if i am not goofy?

  • LOL jpeg turn!

  • HAHAHA JPEG turn at 0:42! So cute!

    Isn't JPEG a format for pictures?

  • wouldn't mind maneuvering your mountains

  • i like the random butter, buddie just sneaks it in on perfect time hahaha!

  • Omg i thought this was a tutorial, turned out to be a comedy xD

  • Does anyone else think her hat is waaay to big for her..? xD

  • 0:24 - 0:27 xD

  • thumbs up if you think 0:24 till 0:27 was the best part of the video

  • So whats a J-turn??

  • At 0:42 wth is a JPEG turn?

  • This is so hilarious! I just love listening to her butcher the english language

  • 0:23 lol

  • toe tedge

  • I snowboarded for the first time last year and the slopes are opening this week.. i always had a problem with speed though.. it's hard for me to control my edges when i'm going down, i want to learn how to glide down and be able to switch sides instead of bringing my left foot forward to stop myself without falling. any tips?

  • Beanies and Bikinis in 2007. hawt

  • moron!

  • lol at 0:03 omonomnom j turning

  • She moans

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  • did she say toeg edge at 0:18

  • thumbs up if you think expert village sucks balls

  • @jon1151 dont you have anything better to do than make fun of youtube accounts or whatever it is.You know what I mean

  • @jon1151 And what do YOU suck, my friend?

  • @aselyatheslayer

    your moms pussy

  • @jon1151  ewww bon appetit

  • @jon1151 I agree, i think the best way to "Learn" how to snowboard just practize, fail. Get up , and try agian :)

  • If you have snowboarded even once, you realize how useless these expertvillage videos are

  • LOL i was watching this then an ad came up and it said I HAVE NO FRIENDS and i rofled my waffle

  • blond much??

  • is this for goofy only? she's talking like it...

  • She can't speak English. Surely the ability to articulate is a prerequisite for an instructor? I pity her (English speaking) students.

  • @bhorsham srsly?

  • you're kiddin me right - was she drunk?!?!?!

  • how about some demonstration.....

  • LMFAO this looks difficult as shit, i think the tutorial needs to be longer : P

  • what the heck is she talking about ôo

  • LOL J TURNING

    WHAT?

  • american assets make me lol

  • I'll take snowboarding lessons if you promise to take speaking lessons.

  • u talk and talk lawl

  • seriously girl, you need some coaching in instructing!

  • lmao @ 0:23 to 0:26

  • LOLOLOLOL

  • hahahah i love shit like that in videos

  • lol i was thinking the same thing. That and her saying toe tedge.

  • another way to? lol ^^

  • when I'm on the mountain, I make sure I "maneuver aronanonza" asm much as possible lol

  • lol at 0:26

  • omg LOL

  • so that u know how to straight line another way to "maneuver arunemounen" is to :)))) lmfao

  • OMFG LMAOO.

    If u cant say it, just dont:)

  • "maneuver arownthamontane"

  • hahaha omg i heard that :P

  • I like to "manuever aryanyanung..." lolz

  • it is very good. thank you!

  • Another way to manuveur amnmimnmim what did she say

  • WHATTT??? 0:03 LOOOOOOOOOOL!

  • LOL

  • hahahaha "now that you know how to asdshfgnberjekjnwfnlllollsdfn"­

  • @yinzx7 Let me translate for you, "another way to maneuver ramannam is J turning."

  • @yinzx7 another way to maneuver the mountain.

  • @yinzx7 what

    

  • @yinzx7 LOL abonuman i think

  • @yinzx7 now that youve learned to straight line namminaminami is the j turn

  • i cant concetrate what she is saying. She is hot.

  • sucks

  • this girl is barley literate

  • You are. You spelled "barely" wrong!

  • Thanks you larn my J-Turn on snowboard

  • 1 quick question how should u be standing when you turn? should u lean into the turn or stand still or lean away or what?

  • the amount of lean is proportional to the angle you want to turn at. The more you lean, the harder you'll turn. (the harder it will be to balance. I dedicated an entire video to people learning how to balance btw.)

  • lean into it but not to the point where you fall

  • depends on the way you stand. You lean back when your turning the way your standing, and you lean forward for the opposite way.

  • i maneuver around the mhhmemha all time using a J-Turn! I'm a pro, UNBELIEVABLE!

  • she said: another way to maneuver around the run

  • yeah there is something with the upper body called you go where u look. Well that works for noobs, because where u look is where ur body direction look, and thats where u lead the snowboard. so propably.....

  • It hurts so much in the butt when try to learn snowboarding... And wtf is she saying at 0:03?

  • @elmixern manoeuver, dont ask me how to spell it XD

  • LOL

  • lmfaaaaaaaaaaaao another way to manumumu.

  • This video may aswell have been 10 seconds long. " If you want to turn right, move to your heel edge, left toe edge, depending on whether your goofy or not. "

  • "maneuver around the mountain"

    had to listen to it twice lol

  • 0:03 lolwut?

  • mhhmemhahh indeed.. )

  • if your new to snowboarding here is a tip go to a mountain get on the highest lift and go down you will learn faster and you will try harder not to die

  • realy, one mistake and learning how to snowboard is over :D

  • haha i totally agree with u

  • i have to hear this all day, because im an training to be a snowboard instructor

  • well does she actually know how to snowboard? expert village has failed me again

  • can anyone recommend good snowboarding tutorials? Like ones where the guy can clearly explain the technique and the cameraperson actually shows the snowboard?

  • useless girl.. xd

  • 0:03

  • @trentondc lol wtf did she say

  • @trentondc

    lmfao i cant even understand it

  • I knwo what she said :

    another way to mhhmemhah... !!!

    lool!!

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  • i heard its not as easy as it looks, i tried it last year and its fuken hard. I gotta learn how to Snowboard kuz im going to Big Bear in a few weeks..

  • i heard 1 thing from that, "push and go...in and out of people"

  • Is it hard

  • hahaha "you're gonne be on you're toed edge"

  • "so now that you know how to straight line, another way to manouver around the uniun is.. J-turning"

  • push and go push and go

  • i would eat a snickers bar out of her

  • haha

  • wow really thought this was common sense... lol if u cant figure that one out u shouldn't be on a mountain

  • push and go push and go :D

  • dude at 0:25 is he trying to suck his dick or something?

  • ahahahahah 0:25

  • This is the stuff they teach you first thing you take lessons

  • this is carving not a j-turn :(

  • I LOL @ 24 as well HAHAHAHAA

  • id fukk herr

  • haha

  • wtf was she talking about?

  • cant wait to go snowbaording at christmas!!

  • omg same hereee (:

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHA 0:24 lol

  • hhaha

  • wtf she doesn't even do a j turn in the video

  • @ 0:24 this person should be banned from ever going on the mountain...

    I don't get why she keeps doing these with people in the background, you get so distracted by the muppets...

    plus she talked so much that it went from morning - afternoon

  • lol at 0:24 in the background, Its so subtle it wouldn't suprise me if the camera guy didnt spot it :)

  • Wow this chicks voice is annoying holy shit

  • i totally agree!!

  • haha guy trying to show off but sucks really bad at like 24 seconds

  • uh... does it exists a bit more advanced snowboard tips?

  • am i the only one that watched this and thought to myself A) what the fuck does the letter J have to do with this? and B) who the fuck owns a board and doesn't know how to do that?

  • wow all talk and no action

    pathetic

  • the best advice of all times , here it goes:

    If you want to learn how to snowboard, get yourself a board & boots, find any snow field in your town . (something mellow with a gentle slope, it's free too) . prepare to fall and get up allot. and just go for it....YOU WILL FIGURE IT OUT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO.

  • first of all--- 1:08 manoober?

    second of all-talks like a kid with ruin on sentences

    third of all- no offence, but her voice gets tiresome after a while

  • dead guy on snowboard at 0:24

  • no thats a nose press

  • i read your comment, then watched the video. Peed myself laughing!!!

  • to turn left turn left to turn right turn , , , , ,

  • right?

  • hey dude we've got this down but you have to admit she has a lovely voice.( well i'm scottish so to me it's dulcit tones.) i'd listen to her read the telephone directory and she'd sound good. . .

  • haha thats funny man.

  • 1. Leg deine rechte Hand auf dein Herz

    2. Denke an deine große Liebe

    3. Morgen wird deine große Liebe dir sagen dass sie dich liebt

    4. Füge das in 3 andere Videos, dann wird es wahr

  • i.. you turn.. and ..um.. then like, you but the board.. ..... and like , you know..

    that helps like a hole in the head.

  • Yeah, um I like got like you know NOTHING -n and but out of that.

  • ake ur middle finger and put on ur nose.

    2.say a name of someone u like.

    3.that person will ask u out or say they love u tomarrow.

    4. heres the thing copy and paste to 2 other vids

    dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days

  • ur an idiot lol