The Gentlemen's Rant: Porn

[undeadhater]

greg what if im young and porn is the only exciting thing in my life now ._.

[greg2468135]

@undeadhater Who the fuck is greg?

[farzansa]

@greg2468135 LOL

[YeZhik5]

Fuck timewarner!

[SkyFellSlow]

0:49 You forgot the tissues

[DistinguishedDudes]

I hope he waashed his hands before he made that sandwich

[ThatguyfromMINNESOTA]

"IF FOX NEWS SHOWED MORE PORN, I'D WATCH MORE FOX NEWS" LOL!!!!

[WayToRide]

I LOVE everyone on the show but the black guy. I've never met a black man as bland and unfunny as him. I'd rather have an Asian than him!

[xpinkykabx]

You can tell these guys are single.. ^_^

[njweddingdj]

"Preferably not Time Warner... Cause their service SUCKS!!"...Awesome!!

[magggie1]

yea but if u have a gf,dude, u can actually DO SOMETHING with ur gf thoe;) All-in-all, porn is basiclly for singles.

[JimmySummers93]

@magggie1 Im guessing your a woman....you will never understand. Sincerely, A teenage guy

[magggie1]

@JimmySummers93 lol. Im a guy.My name i chose just sucks. And that is the sad truth bout porn stars.

[MsSmokeybonez]

the gentlemans rant: Actors

[legopsychopath]

well that just happened... lol

[UnCubicle]

The gentlemen's rant: real estate.

[stayclassy85]

Please do a rant on subways

[melediv]

what's the song from the background called ?

[radioactivebLAkman]

girls fart 3x more than guys do... hope that ruins your porn

[shedevil1645]

lol you guys are gonna be single for suuuuuch a long time xD its still funny though

[Dorni23]

Nice rant :D. Try Video Games or Bratty kids.

[kuzzlenuzzle]

What did men do before porn?

Rape.

[Oleander410]

@kuzzlenuzzle

I was writing exactly the same thing and then kind of tripped out when I saw it already posted.

[Glennoboyo]

3 and 1/2 hours of porn :0

[arreola961]

FUCK THIS -__- im logging on to red tube

[Polarbomb15]

I'm 15 year old guy and I've only seen porn once last year and never since. Is that normal?

[MrJustinArt]

@Polarbomb15 Either you are very occupied very often with other stuff, you get more ass than a toilet seat or you're a-sexual. In that case, totally normal.

[Cocaine8711]

@Polarbomb15 That's not healthy.

[AmeliaAlicePoole]

I'd say girls watch porn as much as guys... Just usually don't admit to it :P

[cen0322]

@AmeliaAlicePoole No way I just don't believe it!

[phoenix3742]

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[VagrantNoName]

Porn is natural. Though the half the actresses aren't.

[molassio1989]

don't they know, shampoo is abrasive, go with conditioner

[heidiroseross]

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[10GaugeManiac]

When the Zombie Apocalypse happens... I will be filming zombie porn.

[henrik1107]

you know what man really did before porn was invented?

: invented it

[jaynethebloody]

That guy in the red tshirt is adorable

[WhittleDragon]

The Daily Show is a great show, but what about The Colbert Report!?

[Chucktanium]

Dear male pornstars...

SHUT THE FUCK UP

sincerely, my erection

[Gackra]

@Chucktanium Seriously. I don't watch porn to hear Mr. Manly Space Marine talk about how big his dick is or how hard he's pounding his 67 year old mom. Fucking quit it.

Also camera men, MAN ASS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE WHY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKING MICHEAL BAY FILMING BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN!?

[Facepalm67]

@Chucktanium *GROAN* *groan* *GROAN* *groan* *GROAN* *groan* *GROAN* *groan* *GROAN* *groan* *GROAN* *groan* *GROAN* *groan* *GROAN* *groan* *GROAN* *groan* *GROAN* *groan*

[retrobrian1]

Best Alternative To Porn, Except Sex, Wait

never mind

[JonJon405]

Just me, or does Will look like Zach Braff's older less successful brother. (Yes, I said LESS successful)

[ddiimmaa123]

"I love porn"

Who doesn't...

[hussleismylastname]

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[hussleismylastname]

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[SirJonnyThompson]

Gentlemen's Rant: Canada

[SheerSniper7]

@SirJonnyThompson whats wrong with a country full of the nicest people on the pant who leads the world in health care and economic growth?

[Keegan3005]

@SheerSniper7 their spelling?

[istealkegs]

Mystic geisha, you're an idiot. This country pays people billions of dollars to fuck on film. Porn stars live a more lavish life than the two of us combined. Why don't you get a job and get off occupy wall street.

[MysticGeisha]

yep, you guys keep pumping money into an industry with a horrible criminal underground that terrorizes women and men who have been kidnapped and forced to have non consensual sex on camera, are prostituted, exploited, and psychologically scarred...For your entertainment and a chance to jerk off. But, you know, you're on the other side of the screen and you're watching for free so its ok right?

I fucking hate porn.

[XxBillyGoatNinjaxX]

@MysticGeisha Too bad these "psychologically damaged" actors are getting paid more than you and are actually making a living out of it. Quit acting like a feminist because no one will listen. There is nothing criminal about it and their choices are their own.

[jakey926]

@MysticGeisha Aaaaand you can prove this how? oh right you can't... go fuck yourself douchenozzle

[devilslucka]

Just made ma day....lol...

[Opps1991]

National geographic??Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you ???LOL!!!!!!!!!

[DefensiveTree]

You sick bastards

[cr7ei]

just came across these vids. you guys are awesome! subbed

[Opps1991]

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[littlehoff21]

who watched porn after this?

[edtgrv]

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[benerban]

I love how many times they say "porn". It helps that it's a funny sounding word.

[alex45872000]

get to the damn porn

[DaRkNeSs71397]

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[1994branchy]

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[pandapostalservice]

This will be akward if one of your kids see this

[chukaz123]

I can't believe poor John has to make his own sandwiches. Ask yourself, if life's a b*tch then where's my sandwich?

[JIYkp]

1:08 The National Geographic one killed me.

[anggeelo14]

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[NiHaoStanley]

Wait seriously? In Europe they show porn after 11Pm? o.o

[BatDude27]

1:20 that actually sounds pretty fucking awesome

[crewsk]

Im a woman, and i fucking love porn.

[thebluerush]

anyone else remember the first fantasia: ballet hippos

[suguredcandy557]

Dear Old Slightly Fat Guy That I Am Sad I Don't Know The Name Of:

I love you. Just saying.

[nicksanaa]

yeah we in euro are good man sry 4 u guys :D

[InflatedBureaucrat]

Watches rants from 5:00-7:00 p.m.

Faps from 7:00 p.m. to 1:00 a.m.

[Nichordnaruto]

I get the feeling these guys are fans of porn

[Connectification1993]

1:47 If he has a girlfriend, Why does he need to watch porn. STUPID!!!

[azzzz9375]

@Connectification1993 some girls don't put out... :'(

[Nelfxrogue]

@azzzz9375 no, most girls don't put out enough...

[Connectification1993]

@Nelfxrogue Absolutely. Anyway, Does your girl up to kinky sex???

[Nelfxrogue]

@Connectification1993 we are both very open with our sexual fantasies, I'm happy to satisfy most of them. Except tie me up because i know she'll want to do stuff to me that i said "hell no" to earlier. heh she scares me sometimes

[Slipknot808]

@Connectification1993 You must be a woman because no man would ever ask that question.

[Connectification1993]

@Slipknot808 No, I am the man with the common sense. Instead of watching and fantasizing about sex, why don't we just go right straight to sex??? DUHHHH...

[Slipknot808]

@Connectification1993 What if your girlfriend doesn't want to have sex as often as you do? What if she's not there? Why can't you think outside the box? (no pun intended). Your 'common sense' is either a lack of imagination or you're stupid enough to believe that just because you have a girlfriend you'll be getting sex whenever you want it.

[Connectification1993]

@Slipknot808 Ok. Go F**K your self(pun intended) Watching porn just make you more of a loser than what you actually are and it certainly cannot get you any real live woman

[Connectification1993]

@Slipknot808 Check the dictionary before go back to your porn. That's what I meant, u little porn freak

[marcrowland10]

right now:

eating cake

watching youtube

[Kaykayslayer1]

girls watch porn too

[TheEdwardAlchemist]

@Kaykayslayer1 REALLY!?!

[Anemonemarie]

@TheEdwardAlchemist I can't tell i you're being sarcastic...

[TheHiddinblades]

@TheEdwardAlchemist hell ya we do.

[TheEdwardAlchemist]

@TheHiddinblades hahaha sweet

[HDLuff4Eva]

@Kaykayslayer1 Yeah we do!

[TheLonelySoulja]

I bet the only ppl who dislike this video is are female who lie about the fact that they watch porn.

[gladys90062]

If Fox News showed more porn........I'd watch more Fox News.

Beautiful.

[Diegomtz28]

i founded this video difficult to masturbate to, but i did it.

[samiswellhung45]

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[armytrophywife]

Am I the only female on the planet that loves Porn??? I love Porn so much listening to you guys talk about it gave me lady wood...now I gotta go rub one out. Thanks ooJLEoo. :)

[JustARhythmGuitarist]

HAHAHA!

[AlphabetBailey]

Smart phone rant!

[crazygood876]

Gentlemens rant: DMV

[PneumonicFungus]

Wait.. what? Why would you tell her you want her to leave? Watch it with her

[backupaccountish]

@PneumonicFungus Oh yeah, cause its always a girls first choice to watch porn with her boyfriend. Dumbass.

[PneumonicFungus]

@backupaccountish Girls love porn just as much as or more than guys. Get off the Internet.

[Necromancer1177]

If sopa kills internet porn you will see a braveheart uprising the likes of which shall make the heaven quake and Satan to shit himself. There will be rape demons and midgets eating all my pudding again. Then as the blood of the last politicians fall to the ground a new republic shall be born with government run whore houses and bacon will be a vegetable.

[shuasoul]

@Necromancer1177 In all fairness that last part would make me healthier

[mikeydeff]

@Necromancer1177 wasnt sopa cancelled

[CashemereLoco]

@Necromancer1177

Dear god, I think that's what we need to stop SOPA and ACTA.

Take down the porn for one day, and havoc shall be unleashed.

Then they'll back the fuck off the internet.

[wallomuscle]

@Necromancer1177 ...yes...

[MadDogJake007]

@Necromancer1177 Viva La Revolucion!

[neobyte999]

@Necromancer1177 to you good sir, i raise a tall glass of victory gin

[Kevamazing822]

Try this for a rant: In-laws

[Gordinak2]

The most intense fapping:

Tickling the frenulum

[death153278]

Who ever dislike these has some mental or psychological problem's lol...

[amchen2107]

hats off to the time warner cable rip... sucks in albany and a monopoly i might add

[wgmovies]

thank god for smartphone at work

[ykjt91]

@kdeberhard87 People have desires. Sometimes you can't control yourself

[ykjt91]

@gunjank Well I don't masturbate or have any sexual outlet either, so it's harder for me

[Lottuzz]

@ykjt91 Wow, that is pretty boring.

[RisalBadboy]

Heyy Porn Industry .. You need to make more porn .... lol

[kingbradley6000]

"most exciting...only exciting" what's the difference?

[Gear7even]

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[steelakilla26]

i hate when guys like me say they dont watch or like porn but u dont get pussy so whats the deal

[gamerer09]

"If fox news showed more porn id watch more fox news" you guys are fucken jokes.

[xEternalEnigmax]

rant on ohio sucking?

[pathardie101]

What song is this? i need to know!

[ykjt91]

I haven't watched porn in 57 days, and counting and I'm a 19 yr old guy. I bet no one here has self control like that. (in case you're wondering why, it's because it's against my religion to masturbate)

[SkattCompass]

@ykjt91 uve been defeated

[kdeberhard87]

@ykjt91 Im wondering why your religion just decided found 57 days before this post that masturbating is against it?

[gunjank]

@ykjt91 I am 23 and I have watched porn a total of 3 times..take that self-control biaattchhh

[Disturbed763]

I've... never seen a comment rated so high before in just a week. I can't wait to tell my mom!

[grungetitis69]

I watch porn with my girlfriend! XD

[Connectification1993]

@grungetitis69 Good for you, my friend. How did u even talk her into it, share some experience to this noob, please

[sithioth]

0:32 "Words of wisdom"

[livetolovelovetoswim]

I Favorited this vid 20 seconds in so wonderful 

[VeneticDiagram2]

4 hustlers!!!! im set on baby lotion

[smokeydude3]

fuck ya daily show then back to porn

[ruralcitybeachbum]

Hey...you guys should rant about porn...That would be sooo funny.

[tylermulek]

Has anybody else made watching this video their post porn ritual?

[ssohood2011]

I love living  in Europe

Porn is ssssooo Causal; I watch it everywhere

[dasoupsta]

y'all should do one on teachers!

[DiabolicalCandy]

Douchebags



[Asianjewmexican]

if fox news showed more porn, id watch more fox news. ahahahaahahah too funny

[warsheller]

@Asianjewmexican wouldnt every 1?

[TheDevilinKing]

the ol' lotion still works!!!

[Xsifilad]

i like porn, bitch or no bitch, i watch it.

[linkinpark79911]

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[QixEE]

OMG i just happened to have mofos open on the side

[DarstOmega]

Best part @1:19

[SpongebobsABoss]

I'm a straight male, and I completely disagree with almost everything in these rants. This is what makes women think all men are dirt bags and cheaters, STOP. And be real gentlemen, because your making people like me look bad.

[Zahdman]

@SpongebobsABoss you are a minority bro so STFU and enjoy the video !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :@@@@@@

[spla08]

@SpongebobsABoss These videos are evidence to the 50% divorce rate in America. Women these days aren't any better, but that only means that people in general are no longer suited to being with one another happily. They're all douchey spoiled lazy hateful children. Everyone just needs to grow the fuck up.

But you are like my husband - a breath of fresh air.

[retrostyleNINJA]

@SpongebobsABoss there's no direct correlation between enjoying porn and cheating.

STFU.

[SpongebobsABoss]

@retrostyleNINJA that wasn't my point, I was saying they are both wrong in there own different ways.

[ASSIMPORTER]

I love watching everything while breeding. MOFOS

[backpack450]

Rant on SOPA?

[xxJohny3Tearsxx]

Im moving to europe

[flipinchicago]

Can we have a cool, gay, gentleman?

[XwtfisthisX]

@flipinchicago why would they have that?

[01lovinu]

daily show really