The REAL joke is that he thinks that being Scottish is something to be proud of! Scotland is a place too weak and indecisive to achieve independance, it has the most deprived suburbs anywhere on these islands, highest unemployment, highest heroin addiction, highest rates of smoking and drinking with their related health problems, highest teen pregnancy, they are unfriendly people and the entire country is rife with sectarianism and bigotry. Ireland has problems, but nothing compared 2 Scotlands!
@mckyle9 onlyif you have shit in your ears. Otherwiose he sounds nothing like an Irish person. Just an ignorant paki cunt with a Scottish accent trying to take the piss of irish people to deflect from the fact that hes just an ignorant paki cunt.
@dudejohnny THIS REPLY I GAVE YOU JUST SHOWS EVERYONE ELSE HOW GOOD I HUMILIATED YOU AND YOU MADE A PATHETIC CLOWN OUT OF YOURSELF! YOU DUMB LOSER! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CULTURE YOU ARE WORSE THAN THE SHIT ITSELF!
@dudejohnny YES HUMANS DO HAVE DIFFERENT RACES YOU FUCKING RETARDED LOSER! EACH HUMAN RACE HAS IT'S OWN GENETIC DIFFERENCES AND APPEARANCE. SKIN PROPRIETIES EYES SHAPE AND COLOUR + HAIR COLOUR
THIS GUY'S APPEARANCE IS FROM A HUMAN RACE ORIGINALLY FROM THE MIDDLE EAST/ARAB WORLD NOT FROM THE PURE GREAT BRITAIN HUMAN RACE OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ORIGINALLY BRITISH-EUROPEAN!
IT'S NOT RACISM HUMAN RACES DO EXIST & SOME ARE STRONGER AND BETTER THAN OTHER RACES JUST LIKE THE DIFFERENT RACES OF DOGS CHIMPS
Do any of you people think it is funny to talk about what happened to the Jewish people during WW2. It is the same thing when you talk about how many people were murdered during the famine. Here is some history for you, House Of Hannover- Murdering Germans
Third Reich- Murdering Germans, both of which love the Murdering Gaius Julius Caeser. So if you do think it is funny, you are a Nazi and nothing more, so say hello to all the royal, hitler, napoleons, and caesers when you get to hell
Somebody needs a history lesson.....The Scotti tribe came from Ireland and conquered what we now call Scotland. Duh, you stupid ignorant nazi fuck. We all know what happens to nazis
@80armargh - Wrong ,the Scotti tribe was small in comparison with the Picts. They assimilated with the much larger Pict's and as there is no known decisive battles.
@AlbaSiar Yes they went to reinforce the Picts and all the Celtic tribes that were still in Britain because they had been fighting a continuous struggle against, the Romans, and then the Saxons, and so on, plus they speak a common language, and have common cultural identity...we can take it all the way back to where the Celtic people branched out of the Halstatt valley in what is now Germany, between the Rhine and Danuabe, so named after the Gaulic Gods
@wank0r@wank0r That's rich from you. England have been subsidising the Scottish economy for years. The "bailout" as you call it, is nothing of the sort. It is a loan given to the Irish banks by Germany/France/Britain so that the main Irish banking culprit, Irish Anglo Bank, won't go bust, thus saving your banks from making losses which they should be normally incurring I.e. Burning bondholders. The Irish tax payer will have to pay back this loan one and a quarter times over.
Sure the Irish always rip it out of themselves but when another person does it, especially if its about them fukin potatoes, we lose it! Sure the only reason were nice to tourists is to get a free drink out of em newaes! :P
@Emmetl43 we are entitled to rip it out of ourselves. same way black people can say the n word and white people cant. this cunt is just being a racist wanker to get a laugh because he is a shite comedian .
@crotchdonkey correect, he is being racist. You can tell 'racist' jokes and make them funny, but this wanker isjust using 'comedy' as a veil for actual racism.
From reading a few of these comments, I think people are forgetting that the Scots will take the piss out of anyone or anything, even themselves, as do the Irish. I'm sure an Irish comedian would do the same if he was in the same position. "I'm Irish, this is how I talk. I'm not from Och-Aye-The-Noo-land." or something along those lines. This is also coming from a Scotsman, so take it as you want.
Fucking curry muncher, looks freaking ugly with that accent. Scots accent only for real scots not a takeaway worker like this paki. God loves the irish :)))
Yeah ur not Irish, thank God or likely Allah in ur case, with out sounding im racist, which i am far from, Dear Sir after working in the lovely Asian Pacific for more years than i dare Remember, would you be from A Pakistan background!! I guess that is why u are not Irish sir !! - we still have a few entry standards Sir!!
@desertcelt1 This is, perhaps, the most unintelligible jibberish I've ever read. Let me ask you sir: Are you able to put one foot in front of the other without developing a migraine?
@ZeldaWizards Your probably one of those knobs who pick up some sort of twang when you go to college, like that D4 G4 accent similar to the leinster rugby team. Or else uve too many american online friends playing zelda
shit joke, I don't mind jokes that are not politically correct as long as they are original and funny... doing a leprechaun accent saying "diddly aye potato"is not original, clever, or funny.
@Beanor414 Are you kidding? We're known for A LOT more. This is just the popular view, which he exploited. I'll admit, though, I did chuckle at first. I don't think he was aiming to bring down the Irish culture, but rather to stop the blasted confusion many Americans have between Scottish and Irish accents. They CANNOT tell the difference. What's weird is that Gaelige isn't all 'high pitch' as he claimed, or in the accent.
@Beanor414 I would say Ireland is more known for bad economy and violence. Catholicism too of course. But first and foremost: pubs and meadows. That's kinda the view on Ireland here in Sweden at least..
@sully1865 I never said I believed them. And also, I think stereotypes are fun. And who knows? When I go to Ireland it might just be a giant meadow and Colin Farrell. That'd be quite nice.
He is a delusion Indian who thinks that he is Scottish while other delusion Indians mistaken him for Irish but still he stays Indian and he will always be Indian who always tries to become something else but will always FAILS... it's true and you know it..
I love how Americans can be brought into a massive fit of laughter simply when he makes fun of another country's accent. It really does show how close-minded and ignorant they are of the rest of the world that their view on Ireland is literally next to nothing but a stereotype.
It's like the Simpsons when they made that episode about the IRA, Northern Ireland and The Republic of Ireland. Their view and opinion on it was all so ignorant and inaccurate.
I'm Scottish, my whole family is Scottish but I'm from the Highlands so I'm often mistaken for Irish. Once I went to Glasgow and this taxi driver thought me and my Mam were Polish - funny as feck! :')
@lisduggan64 Dude, you have no idea how annoying it is to be constantly referred to as Irish, and have people constantly say "What's the difference between Scotland and Ireland?" when I tell them I'm Scottish. I don't dislike Ireland. I wouldn't be upset if I was Irish. I love Irish people and Irish accents are fucking hot, but dammit, I'm not from Ireland.
@lisduggan64 I'm Scottish Not fucking Celtic or some shite. I don't give a flying shite about the Paddys across the sea. We bail out that "celtic tiger" with our tax money
@wank0r your username suits you...silly person that you are....I grant you the word Celtic is a bit of a misnomer but is accepted historical fact that the word "Scot" came from a tribe known as the Scotti who were Irish Gaelic/Celts. Modern day Scots are a mix of these people, Picts, Saxons and Norse....as are we Irish. Look up your history!
@wank0r 100's? more like 1000's. You are either a child who does not yet know what it means to be of your place or understand it's relation to other places or you are a complete ignoramus.
@lisduggan64 No, the Scots are a mixture of Pict and Norse. The Scots and Picts were one and the same people. It was the Picts who invaded the north of your island, then returned home hundreds of years later with this new name the Romans had given them. That was the reason there was no great decisive battles between them. As for 'Celtic', it's just a meaningless generic term that enables you Irish to filch Scottish culture and share in her illustrious history and achievements. Have a nice day.
@lisduggan64 WOAH IRISH HAVE HARDY ANY FUCKING SAXON AT ALL WE ARE much better than those saxon cunts!.A modern irishman Is a mix of an Iberian Celt/Vikings/And French Norman.
I'm Irish and I genuinely can never understand a fuckin word a scot says ie Alex ferguson should come with subtitles scots sound like they are chokin in a toffee whilst drinking irn
you stupid fucking cunt, theres NO accent in Ireland remotely like that and no onesays that stupid phrase, its just paki cunt pretending to be scottish.
@fugyoutoo Is that the same as the Celtic supporting irish cunts in Galsgow pretending to be Scottish. You sopa dodging mick cunts are a laugh!!! So smelly and stupid!
Obviously people cant take a simple joke. If you want a history lesson, go back to school or read a book, or look it up on wikipedia. Either way, chill the fuck out.
MickRoach get a life outside of years trolling YouTube with anti-Irish hatred. Your life must be really, really pathetic. Seriously. And all your history is bullshit but sure trying to argue with an insecure loyalist whose goal is only to find information (contrived or not) to justify his hatred is such a pointless endeavour. I would advise anyone else reading this to ignore his posts and let him post his fictitious rants at himself. He suffers from them most in the end anyway.
@Duffter If trolling is giving IRA and nationalist bullies the hell they so richly deserve, then yes I am guilty. But you "people" always wail and gnash your teeth when truth and fact hits you in the face! Next you "people" will demand an enquiry, and then when it doesnt go the way you want, will have as many as it takes to get your answer! Lets be very clear, you are just anothet pompous arse who cannot handle the truth!
@MrMickroach why? because hes a PAKI nad theyv taken over England and soon scotland too? Youre sewerhole London, capital city is no longer youre own. Pakis, chinks and niggers own it now, an they didnt even have to fire a shot to get it.
@GhastlyCretin85 nope, im not, YOU on the other hand are a typical clueless retard that will not only defefnd a cunt thats denigrating you, but you will actually laugh along. Youre another sphinster licker desperate for approval from any cunt that that has no respect for you in the first place. Youre a moron, now fuck off.
@fugyoutoo I'd have defended what you were saying had you not bizzarely attacked blacks and asians. Sounding just as fucking bigoted as the guy you were arguing with. You came across as a fucking moron.
yea funny potatoes, and them from south america they aint even native to ireland christopher colostomy bag brought them back from his 1492 rape and pillage of south america. They became the staple diet of the irish because they were so suited to the climate, so when blight happened because of a damp summer famine ensued and the irish starved whilst grain and other food was exported by the british. Yea very fuckin funny pity u eat oats out of a sheeps arsehole ye fuckin black jock
@ghastlycretin92 we didn't get independence in 1916 we got a treaty in 1922 which Collins did well to get, dev stabbed him in the back and kicked off a civil war but still not independent until 1942. When the 'Irish Free State' was declared a republic by dev.
@TheA643 !947 when Eire stopped being a protectorate, but in the meanitime, the perfidious Irish had jumped into bed with Hitler and supported Hitler and his final solution...to the extent that, the ROI was prevented from joining the UN till 1957
@MrMickroach The Irish, like many other countries had no idea about the final solution til after the war. As far as we were concerned at the time, they were no worse than you bunch of war mungering thugs.
@GhastlyCretin85 Dail in 1943, Oliver J. Flanagan praised Hitler for ridding Germany of Jews claiming, "I doubt very much if they are human!"....best you know history before commenting, in fact I can show in detail how Eire knew exactly what was happening!
@GhastlyCretin85 Two things, can I call you cretin?, Great Britain stood up to Hitler, Eire jumped into bed with hitler...In Great Britain, all Nazi sympathisers were locked up in 39 and 40, in Eire they were applauded...So why did Eire send condolences when Hitler died, why did the Eire president go persoanlly to the German embassy in Dublin and give his countries deepest sympathy, why was a book of rememberance opened at Leinster..Why did the UN ban Eire?
@MrMickroach Your country are responsible for terrible atrocities just as the Germans are. Ye both have black pasts. Just one of those is how your country stole our resourses during the famine and let up to one million people die of disease and starvation, exporting six shiploads of food for every one we got to keep for ourselves. And though i'm not proud of De valera's every decision I can apperciate that the enemy of my enemy is my friend. We also gave refuge to thousands of Jews at the time.
@Cretin85 Ah, now here we go, the inevitable mick rhetoric about famines, and how naughty the British were, which in itself, is only a fleeting acquaintance with fact! And no, the Irish justice minstry forbade any jewish refugees at all, in case it further raised the already ramapnt irish anti semitism! As a token, Eire allowed 150 jewish orphans in in 1948. Typical of your creed, you ignore historical fact to massage your fragile egoes and shame!
@MrMickroach I didn't ignore fact. I was misinformed.
Funny that you made no resonse to what I said regarding your countries atrocities. Typically repressed English pig sweeping the parts of history your're not proud of under the carpet except to laughably claim that British involvement in the famine was minimal.
Are you aware that thousand of Irish men (including my own grandfather) fought the Germans with the British army during the war? Of course you are. But lets not mention that.
@Cretin85 We British embrace all of our history, thats what puts the GREAT into Britain! And no old son, not repressed at all, in fact its glorious to be British in this Diamond year! And yes, 200,000 brave Irish men fought for freedom in WW1 and 48,000 even more brave Irish men fought Hitler in WW2 and were treated as pariahs by their own country in 1945. My father being irish born was so ashamed of the country of his birth, that he became a Naturalised Brit when he was 21
@MrMickroach They weren't treated as pariahs where i'm from dear. My fathers proud Irish family have always had the medals my grandfather recieved after the war proudly displayed in their living room alongside pictures of the man revisiting the beaches in Normandy in the 70s. It's a shame your father was ashamed of his country, though it does give some insight into your hatred of Ireland.
@GhastlyCretin85 Cathal O'Shannon made a documentary called Irelands Nazis, but it covers the way in which Irish war heroes were treated. Cathal joined the RAF and volunteered as an aur gunner and was appalled when he went home! It is on youtube, all of it! I personally am proud of every single brave Irishman who served and fought! My father was ashamed of Eire being Hitlers bitch!
@MrMickroach I'll watch that actually. However I won't exactly be surprised to hear some stories of Irishmen being chastised upon their return from the war. All I can tell you is my granfather on my fathers side was well respected and never recieved criticism from his peers. My great-grandfather on my mothers side fought in WW1 and by all acounts didn't get a hard time either. And apart from De valera's WORDS of support I have no idea how you believe Ireland was ever Hitlers 'bitch'.
@MrMickroach how was ireland's hitlers bitch???? actually hitler gave the go ahead of a formation of an irish brigade made up of ireland's pow's and also many irish fought on the german side and were actaully very highly ranked in the army
@adamsbuzzin yellowpak
killdeslm 4 hours ago
black cunt
adamsbuzzin 5 hours ago
The REAL joke is that he thinks that being Scottish is something to be proud of! Scotland is a place too weak and indecisive to achieve independance, it has the most deprived suburbs anywhere on these islands, highest unemployment, highest heroin addiction, highest rates of smoking and drinking with their related health problems, highest teen pregnancy, they are unfriendly people and the entire country is rife with sectarianism and bigotry. Ireland has problems, but nothing compared 2 Scotlands!
keithmcneill55 6 hours ago
its called stand up comedy you Irish savages.
TheMelekh 8 hours ago
really bad, people will laugh at anything.
paremopaul 8 hours ago
Why was that funny?
THEIRISHVL97DIMIR 11 hours ago
what a wanker
TONYSPURSMAN 12 hours ago
What an ignorant cunt
That wasnt being funny that was being an arse
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whats translucent and smells of curry. A Paki with the shit kicked out of him.
fugyoutoo 1 day ago
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fugyoutoo 1 day ago
He ain't Scottish - he's fuckin' Asian.
CharlesDilkes 1 day ago
a socttish paki being racist to the Irish what next a nigger in the white house! what in the fuck is the world coming to....
soar1111 1 day ago
See all you English dicks you are just jealous that we kicked your srses so many fuckin times
GangstaJsay 2 days ago
Im brown and northern irish. thats worse
cdulez 2 days ago
He doesn't look Scottish at all..
lexxypexxy 2 days ago
Makes me mad about when he's doing an irish person impression. stereotypes.
Sarah3Love 2 days ago
he does sound quite irish
mckyle9 3 days ago
@mckyle9 onlyif you have shit in your ears. Otherwiose he sounds nothing like an Irish person. Just an ignorant paki cunt with a Scottish accent trying to take the piss of irish people to deflect from the fact that hes just an ignorant paki cunt.
fugyoutoo 1 day ago
@fugyoutoo I'm from Scotland and I don't know anyone who sounds like that lol. You're right about the ignorant p cunt... bit though ha
mckyle9 1 day ago
he's the image of william wallace
87square 3 days ago
Scott/ish its like the mix between a Scott and an Irish fella
jondoomparadox 4 days ago
LMAO at the Scottish people and the Irish people arguing on this page.
As a superior Englishman, it's funny watching the inferior states attack each other - like little kids fighting.
MKShaggy1985 4 days ago
@MKShaggy1985 States? what states?
MrLearntoread 4 days ago
@MKShaggy1985 Really? How did those riots go? Every country has knackers.
ShmelloJones 2 days ago
@ShmelloJones
Those were mostly blacks - we don't really count them.
MKShaggy1985 19 hours ago
Gobshite
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brits out up the RA yis wankers
mattyreilly2 4 days ago
diddle dide potatoes.... wow did he come up with that punch line by himself. jokes. this guy is asian level
squealyparsuperstar 4 days ago
who is this comedian?
trachypithecus 4 days ago
@trachypithecus .... why it's Danny Bhoy of course. Moffat's finest.
Z1000Jeff 3 days ago
@Z1000Jeff if hes moffats finest the rest must be a total fucking embarrasment then. Hes a fucking moron.
fugyoutoo 1 day ago
@dudejohnny THIS REPLY I GAVE YOU JUST SHOWS EVERYONE ELSE HOW GOOD I HUMILIATED YOU AND YOU MADE A PATHETIC CLOWN OUT OF YOURSELF! YOU DUMB LOSER! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CULTURE YOU ARE WORSE THAN THE SHIT ITSELF!
audacious2win 5 days ago
@dudejohnny YES HUMANS DO HAVE DIFFERENT RACES YOU FUCKING RETARDED LOSER! EACH HUMAN RACE HAS IT'S OWN GENETIC DIFFERENCES AND APPEARANCE. SKIN PROPRIETIES EYES SHAPE AND COLOUR + HAIR COLOUR
THIS GUY'S APPEARANCE IS FROM A HUMAN RACE ORIGINALLY FROM THE MIDDLE EAST/ARAB WORLD NOT FROM THE PURE GREAT BRITAIN HUMAN RACE OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ORIGINALLY BRITISH-EUROPEAN!
IT'S NOT RACISM HUMAN RACES DO EXIST & SOME ARE STRONGER AND BETTER THAN OTHER RACES JUST LIKE THE DIFFERENT RACES OF DOGS CHIMPS
audacious2win 5 days ago
Not offensive, just not funny...
liamarioeire 5 days ago
lol at the racist comments
rololoo 5 days ago
im qaurter irish i don't care if i spelt it wrong
Shion6781 5 days ago
hahahah I don't get it O_O
TheMaxiumimpact 5 days ago
I'll 'diddley-dee' burn your rag head house to the ground ya Scottish prick
Finkie147 5 days ago
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Paki bastard
shanman1019 6 days ago
Fuckin greasy Rag Head.
96EricCantona96 6 days ago
He is super mean !!! This is an Irish person speaking
Heeeeey how r u????
A Pakistani
Bla bla bu bla bla
andypandx21 6 days ago
Do any of you people think it is funny to talk about what happened to the Jewish people during WW2. It is the same thing when you talk about how many people were murdered during the famine. Here is some history for you, House Of Hannover- Murdering Germans
Third Reich- Murdering Germans, both of which love the Murdering Gaius Julius Caeser. So if you do think it is funny, you are a Nazi and nothing more, so say hello to all the royal, hitler, napoleons, and caesers when you get to hell
80armargh 6 days ago
Fuckin Paki spastic
CPOcean46CP 6 days ago
Somebody needs a history lesson.....The Scotti tribe came from Ireland and conquered what we now call Scotland. Duh, you stupid ignorant nazi fuck. We all know what happens to nazis
80armargh 1 week ago
@80armargh - Wrong ,the Scotti tribe was small in comparison with the Picts. They assimilated with the much larger Pict's and as there is no known decisive battles.
AlbaSiar 1 day ago
@AlbaSiar Yes they went to reinforce the Picts and all the Celtic tribes that were still in Britain because they had been fighting a continuous struggle against, the Romans, and then the Saxons, and so on, plus they speak a common language, and have common cultural identity...we can take it all the way back to where the Celtic people branched out of the Halstatt valley in what is now Germany, between the Rhine and Danuabe, so named after the Gaulic Gods
80armargh 1 day ago
@80armargh nice to see someone on here who knows what theyr talking about.
fugyoutoo 1 day ago
@fugyoutoo glad to know that someone else has a brain, and knows what should be common knowledge, let us hope that others can learn too
80armargh 3 hours ago
Wanker!
MrJasonf123 1 week ago
get a life the mans tellin jokes, it might be true but its suppost to be a joke. At least hes not a tax dodgin Rangers supporter
sabbathslaves 1 week ago
weel ye lads thats just racist against irish
wolves7213 1 week ago
fuckin packi livin in scotland
thefunnyfecker 1 week ago
@wank0r @wank0r That's rich from you. England have been subsidising the Scottish economy for years. The "bailout" as you call it, is nothing of the sort. It is a loan given to the Irish banks by Germany/France/Britain so that the main Irish banking culprit, Irish Anglo Bank, won't go bust, thus saving your banks from making losses which they should be normally incurring I.e. Burning bondholders. The Irish tax payer will have to pay back this loan one and a quarter times over.
sully1865 1 week ago
Saying potatoes to an Irish man is the same as saying Klu Klux Klan to a Black man
Infurnas 1 week ago
@Infurnas and if that Paki cunt said it to our faces hed soon realise that. Or at least when he came out of the coma he might.
fugyoutoo 1 day ago
Hilarious, who is this guy?
Iluvu098 1 week ago
@Iluvu098 Danny Bhoy.
catloverz2 1 week ago
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OfficialAdottS 1 week ago
U must be having a fucking turkish
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IM IRISH
esgnrjnjgu 1 week ago
@MrSargentpickle
I fuckin love u for that (I'm Irish) fuckin get tommy on him
enoonaz 1 week ago
im irish and i say u alright bud a scot wod say hi oh louuk aey tramplon
MrSargentpickle 1 week ago
Sure the Irish always rip it out of themselves but when another person does it, especially if its about them fukin potatoes, we lose it! Sure the only reason were nice to tourists is to get a free drink out of em newaes! :P
Emmetl43 1 week ago
@Emmetl43 we are entitled to rip it out of ourselves. same way black people can say the n word and white people cant. this cunt is just being a racist wanker to get a laugh because he is a shite comedian .
crotchdonkey 1 week ago
@crotchdonkey correect, he is being racist. You can tell 'racist' jokes and make them funny, but this wanker isjust using 'comedy' as a veil for actual racism.
fugyoutoo 1 day ago
From reading a few of these comments, I think people are forgetting that the Scots will take the piss out of anyone or anything, even themselves, as do the Irish. I'm sure an Irish comedian would do the same if he was in the same position. "I'm Irish, this is how I talk. I'm not from Och-Aye-The-Noo-land." or something along those lines. This is also coming from a Scotsman, so take it as you want.
WayfarerStudios 1 week ago
Fucking curry muncher, looks freaking ugly with that accent. Scots accent only for real scots not a takeaway worker like this paki. God loves the irish :)))
TomAraya23 1 week ago
diddigy diddigy POTATOES!
crazycucumberbros 1 week ago
He looks Asian to me.
karezza6 1 week ago
Yeah ur not Irish, thank God or likely Allah in ur case, with out sounding im racist, which i am far from, Dear Sir after working in the lovely Asian Pacific for more years than i dare Remember, would you be from A Pakistan background!! I guess that is why u are not Irish sir !! - we still have a few entry standards Sir!!
desertcelt1 1 week ago
@desertcelt1 This is, perhaps, the most unintelligible jibberish I've ever read. Let me ask you sir: Are you able to put one foot in front of the other without developing a migraine?
dner75 1 week ago 11
ur certainly not irish, id say he comes the the gene pool of the pakistanis
itishowitis91 1 week ago
ur not scottish, ur a wanker
lmcintyre7 1 week ago
in my school
ZeldaWizards 1 week ago
I dunno I'm Irish and alot of people think I'm American because of my accent :/
ZeldaWizards 1 week ago
@ZeldaWizards Your probably one of those knobs who pick up some sort of twang when you go to college, like that D4 G4 accent similar to the leinster rugby team. Or else uve too many american online friends playing zelda
32malabhoy 1 week ago
@ZeldaWizards Oh you are one of those r ye, who speak with an american dialect. Probably from dublin fuck of ye kunt/
TomAraya23 1 week ago
222 people are suffering through a potato famine the likes that even youtube can't help.
dner75 1 week ago
PIDDILY DEE - POTATOS!!!
dner75 1 week ago
@dner75 That's the one thing we don't have.
KungfuCow5 1 week ago
gobshite
JFJFJF6 1 week ago
He's intentionally being stereotypical.
IAINoodle 1 week ago
DIDELEEE DEE POTAYTOES!
AEROpurple 1 week ago 2
shit joke, I don't mind jokes that are not politically correct as long as they are original and funny... doing a leprechaun accent saying "diddly aye potato"is not original, clever, or funny.
marcher87 1 week ago
Ireland and Scotland are joined together
in hatred of england
MyCORMAC 1 week ago
@MyCORMAC Aye! Stick the Welsh in the pot too cos blimey they're also very crabby about the English! :P
GaeilgeSpraoi 1 week ago
@GaeilgeSpraoi in fairness find a country that likes england?
MyCORMAC 1 week ago
@MyCORMAC England.
>.>
Niemtol2 1 week ago
@MyCORMAC haha what a load of shite
Jamflip81 1 week ago
I wish we were known for sun thing more than potatoes and stupid leprechauns
Beanor414 1 week ago
@Beanor414 Are you kidding? We're known for A LOT more. This is just the popular view, which he exploited. I'll admit, though, I did chuckle at first. I don't think he was aiming to bring down the Irish culture, but rather to stop the blasted confusion many Americans have between Scottish and Irish accents. They CANNOT tell the difference. What's weird is that Gaelige isn't all 'high pitch' as he claimed, or in the accent.
celticbattleaxe 1 week ago
@Beanor414 I would say Ireland is more known for bad economy and violence. Catholicism too of course. But first and foremost: pubs and meadows. That's kinda the view on Ireland here in Sweden at least..
mycatsnameishoudini 1 week ago
@mycatsnameishoudini Dont forget the craic ;)
Denzel1916 1 week ago
@mycatsnameishoudini
You should probably get out of Sweden more often then, instead of listening to stereotypes.
sully1865 1 week ago
@sully1865 I never said I believed them. And also, I think stereotypes are fun. And who knows? When I go to Ireland it might just be a giant meadow and Colin Farrell. That'd be quite nice.
mycatsnameishoudini 1 week ago
@Beanor414 dont worry we are known for a monster tht lives in a loch and haggis
nikkithescaff1 1 week ago
@Beanor414 you are...four leaf clovers!
AceBobcat 1 week ago
Knobend.
rockeee 1 week ago
But he isn't even funny.
Vince1303 1 week ago
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maggoochef 1 week ago
Everyone who thinks he is bad and say crappy comments just laugh it's comedy
HotShotz19 1 week ago
@HotShotz19
Comedy is funny. This is not. If he could actually do an Irish accent maybe it would be funny. But it's just cringe-worthy.
sully1865 1 week ago
He is a delusion Indian who thinks that he is Scottish while other delusion Indians mistaken him for Irish but still he stays Indian and he will always be Indian who always tries to become something else but will always FAILS... it's true and you know it..
Nadia7474 1 week ago
I love how Americans can be brought into a massive fit of laughter simply when he makes fun of another country's accent. It really does show how close-minded and ignorant they are of the rest of the world that their view on Ireland is literally next to nothing but a stereotype.
It's like the Simpsons when they made that episode about the IRA, Northern Ireland and The Republic of Ireland. Their view and opinion on it was all so ignorant and inaccurate.
IAmCaptainMarvel 1 week ago
DIDDELY DY POTATOES!
HotShotz19 2 weeks ago
That wasn't even funny what a wanker
TheShanesir 2 weeks ago 2
@TheShanesir It was, I'm guessin your irish :D
Zookei 1 week ago
This keeps happening to me. I just pretend I'm Irish. That way when I get drunk it's endearing and awesome not vulgar and and reprehensible.
aksquash 2 weeks ago
About as funny as cancer.
remaininginlight 2 weeks ago
hi i am from china and was curious to know scotish race, and i know this man is scottish and not irish, thankyou =)
animalnt 2 weeks ago
@animalnt scottish isnt a race black and white are races
jedwardbiggestfanevr 2 weeks ago
@jedwardbiggestfanevr okay so scottish black? =)
animalnt 2 weeks ago
hes a ballbag, scotland inherited its celtic tongue from the irish, as well as its christian roots, plus his hair is shite
mrlaughter89 2 weeks ago
I'm Scottish, my whole family is Scottish but I'm from the Highlands so I'm often mistaken for Irish. Once I went to Glasgow and this taxi driver thought me and my Mam were Polish - funny as feck! :')
SupersonicSongbird94 2 weeks ago
racist little asian
MANCKIE 2 weeks ago 2
anyway they speak like hobbits :)
DubiaFluctuant 2 weeks ago
Shame that a Scot would down a fellow "Celtiic" accent. Sad indeed
lisduggan64 2 weeks ago 24
@lisduggan64 Dude, you have no idea how annoying it is to be constantly referred to as Irish, and have people constantly say "What's the difference between Scotland and Ireland?" when I tell them I'm Scottish. I don't dislike Ireland. I wouldn't be upset if I was Irish. I love Irish people and Irish accents are fucking hot, but dammit, I'm not from Ireland.
randomusername36 2 weeks ago
@lisduggan64 I'm Scottish Not fucking Celtic or some shite. I don't give a flying shite about the Paddys across the sea. We bail out that "celtic tiger" with our tax money
wank0r 1 week ago
@wank0r your username suits you...silly person that you are....I grant you the word Celtic is a bit of a misnomer but is accepted historical fact that the word "Scot" came from a tribe known as the Scotti who were Irish Gaelic/Celts. Modern day Scots are a mix of these people, Picts, Saxons and Norse....as are we Irish. Look up your history!
lisduggan64 1 week ago 10
@lisduggan64 Why should i give a shit about European tribal movements from 100's of years ago? I'm Scottish and the Irish are foreign to me
wank0r 1 week ago
@wank0r 100's? more like 1000's. You are either a child who does not yet know what it means to be of your place or understand it's relation to other places or you are a complete ignoramus.
lisduggan64 1 week ago
@lisduggan64 No, the Scots are a mixture of Pict and Norse. The Scots and Picts were one and the same people. It was the Picts who invaded the north of your island, then returned home hundreds of years later with this new name the Romans had given them. That was the reason there was no great decisive battles between them. As for 'Celtic', it's just a meaningless generic term that enables you Irish to filch Scottish culture and share in her illustrious history and achievements. Have a nice day.
vivelafranceism 3 days ago
@vivelafranceism Were you born in a cave and only released when you were 16 years old to explore your adolescence?
breandandoire 2 days ago
@breandandoire Well, that's really good coming from an Irish Neanderthal.
vivelafranceism 2 days ago
@vivelafranceism Neanderthal? Only if you knew.
breandandoire 1 day ago
@lisduggan64 WOAH IRISH HAVE HARDY ANY FUCKING SAXON AT ALL WE ARE much better than those saxon cunts!.A modern irishman Is a mix of an Iberian Celt/Vikings/And French Norman.
JordoF6 2 days ago
It's sad how the only reason we hate the acts are because of our "similar" as other people say accents
I BLAME THE ENGLISH!
letsgotryhard 2 weeks ago 2
@letsgotryhard What for lol
CallumJ230 1 week ago
This has been flagged as spam show
What a silly fake accent.
What is funny about Scots is how their Daddy;s are all Paddys.
Scotland was founded by the Irish.
Scot is Roman Latin for Irish people.
Not a thing regarded as Scots, kilt (more English) whiskey (Irish) bagpipes (Older in Ireland) was theirs in origin.
The Highland Scot spoke Irish. the English called them Erse (a corruption of Irish)
Even the so called Scots Irish - border reivers bullshit. Border reivers are descended from Irish mercenaries.
irishaware 2 weeks ago
FUCKIN SCOTISH PAKI
molliebawn 2 weeks ago
@molliebawn well fuck you too :)
DrWho12345677 2 weeks ago
@molliebawn how can you be a scotish paki? either you're pakistani or scottish ?
DeepakPawndU 2 weeks ago
I'm Irish and I genuinely can never understand a fuckin word a scot says ie Alex ferguson should come with subtitles scots sound like they are chokin in a toffee whilst drinking irn
richieakasopp 2 weeks ago
they must have enhanced the laughs for the DVD because there is no way that many people found it funny.
animalnt 2 weeks ago
that actually was a little funny x)
but the Irish are awesome, i'm proud to have at least a little Irish in me!
(1/3 Irish, with 1/2 Italian and 1/6 various native American ancestry)
MoriKitsune 2 weeks ago
you stupid fucking cunt, theres NO accent in Ireland remotely like that and no onesays that stupid phrase, its just paki cunt pretending to be scottish.
fugyoutoo 2 weeks ago
@fugyoutoo Is that the same as the Celtic supporting irish cunts in Galsgow pretending to be Scottish. You sopa dodging mick cunts are a laugh!!! So smelly and stupid!
MrMickroach 2 weeks ago
@MrMickroach almost as funny as reading your pathetic writing, you semi literate retard.
fugyoutoo 2 weeks ago
Obviously people cant take a simple joke. If you want a history lesson, go back to school or read a book, or look it up on wikipedia. Either way, chill the fuck out.
booglespud 2 weeks ago
ya fuck u go away with ur fucking skirts wankers
ogieh66 2 weeks ago
Scottish People are all descended from Irish emigrants.
Scot is ancient latin word for Irish people.
ScotsAreReallyIrish 2 weeks ago
im scottish and i dont find that funny
Conkyisaliveandwell 2 weeks ago
MickRoach get a life outside of years trolling YouTube with anti-Irish hatred. Your life must be really, really pathetic. Seriously. And all your history is bullshit but sure trying to argue with an insecure loyalist whose goal is only to find information (contrived or not) to justify his hatred is such a pointless endeavour. I would advise anyone else reading this to ignore his posts and let him post his fictitious rants at himself. He suffers from them most in the end anyway.
Duffter 2 weeks ago 14
@Duffter If trolling is giving IRA and nationalist bullies the hell they so richly deserve, then yes I am guilty. But you "people" always wail and gnash your teeth when truth and fact hits you in the face! Next you "people" will demand an enquiry, and then when it doesnt go the way you want, will have as many as it takes to get your answer! Lets be very clear, you are just anothet pompous arse who cannot handle the truth!
MrMickroach 2 weeks ago
he's not Irish OR Scottish.
Anti-Racism is judt a codeword for Anti-White.
WhiteWeasel420 2 weeks ago
Absolutely brilliant!
MrMickroach 2 weeks ago
@MrMickroach why? because hes a PAKI nad theyv taken over England and soon scotland too? Youre sewerhole London, capital city is no longer youre own. Pakis, chinks and niggers own it now, an they didnt even have to fire a shot to get it.
fugyoutoo 2 weeks ago
@fugyoutoo Please stop trying to defend Ireland. You're an embarrassment to us all.
GhastlyCretin85 2 weeks ago
@GhastlyCretin85 nope, im not, YOU on the other hand are a typical clueless retard that will not only defefnd a cunt thats denigrating you, but you will actually laugh along. Youre another sphinster licker desperate for approval from any cunt that that has no respect for you in the first place. Youre a moron, now fuck off.
fugyoutoo 2 weeks ago
@fugyoutoo I'd have defended what you were saying had you not bizzarely attacked blacks and asians. Sounding just as fucking bigoted as the guy you were arguing with. You came across as a fucking moron.
GhastlyCretin85 2 weeks ago
yea funny potatoes, and them from south america they aint even native to ireland christopher colostomy bag brought them back from his 1492 rape and pillage of south america. They became the staple diet of the irish because they were so suited to the climate, so when blight happened because of a damp summer famine ensued and the irish starved whilst grain and other food was exported by the british. Yea very fuckin funny pity u eat oats out of a sheeps arsehole ye fuckin black jock
Troglob1te 2 weeks ago
..is this supposed to be funny??
PhantomBolt 2 weeks ago
@PhantomBolt
Meh, I'm pretty sure the crowd are Yanks. They'll laugh at anything foreign because they're so unexposed to anything outside North America.
IAmCaptainMarvel 2 weeks ago 2
Comment is meant to @ghastlycretin85
TheA643 2 weeks ago
@ghastlycretin92 we didn't get independence in 1916 we got a treaty in 1922 which Collins did well to get, dev stabbed him in the back and kicked off a civil war but still not independent until 1942. When the 'Irish Free State' was declared a republic by dev.
TheA643 2 weeks ago
@TheA643 Well they signed the proclamation in 1916. But you are right.
GhastlyCretin85 2 weeks ago
@TheA643 !947 when Eire stopped being a protectorate, but in the meanitime, the perfidious Irish had jumped into bed with Hitler and supported Hitler and his final solution...to the extent that, the ROI was prevented from joining the UN till 1957
MrMickroach 2 weeks ago
@MrMickroach The Irish, like many other countries had no idea about the final solution til after the war. As far as we were concerned at the time, they were no worse than you bunch of war mungering thugs.
GhastlyCretin85 2 weeks ago
@GhastlyCretin85 Dail in 1943, Oliver J. Flanagan praised Hitler for ridding Germany of Jews claiming, "I doubt very much if they are human!"....best you know history before commenting, in fact I can show in detail how Eire knew exactly what was happening!
MrMickroach 2 weeks ago
@MrMickroach That's one Irish politician. Ever hear of Oswald mosely moron?
GhastlyCretin85 2 weeks ago
@GhastlyCretin85 Two things, can I call you cretin?, Great Britain stood up to Hitler, Eire jumped into bed with hitler...In Great Britain, all Nazi sympathisers were locked up in 39 and 40, in Eire they were applauded...So why did Eire send condolences when Hitler died, why did the Eire president go persoanlly to the German embassy in Dublin and give his countries deepest sympathy, why was a book of rememberance opened at Leinster..Why did the UN ban Eire?
MrMickroach 2 weeks ago
@MrMickroach Your country are responsible for terrible atrocities just as the Germans are. Ye both have black pasts. Just one of those is how your country stole our resourses during the famine and let up to one million people die of disease and starvation, exporting six shiploads of food for every one we got to keep for ourselves. And though i'm not proud of De valera's every decision I can apperciate that the enemy of my enemy is my friend. We also gave refuge to thousands of Jews at the time.
GhastlyCretin85 2 weeks ago
@Cretin85 Ah, now here we go, the inevitable mick rhetoric about famines, and how naughty the British were, which in itself, is only a fleeting acquaintance with fact! And no, the Irish justice minstry forbade any jewish refugees at all, in case it further raised the already ramapnt irish anti semitism! As a token, Eire allowed 150 jewish orphans in in 1948. Typical of your creed, you ignore historical fact to massage your fragile egoes and shame!
MrMickroach 2 weeks ago
@MrMickroach I didn't ignore fact. I was misinformed.
Funny that you made no resonse to what I said regarding your countries atrocities. Typically repressed English pig sweeping the parts of history your're not proud of under the carpet except to laughably claim that British involvement in the famine was minimal.
Are you aware that thousand of Irish men (including my own grandfather) fought the Germans with the British army during the war? Of course you are. But lets not mention that.
GhastlyCretin85 2 weeks ago
@Cretin85 We British embrace all of our history, thats what puts the GREAT into Britain! And no old son, not repressed at all, in fact its glorious to be British in this Diamond year! And yes, 200,000 brave Irish men fought for freedom in WW1 and 48,000 even more brave Irish men fought Hitler in WW2 and were treated as pariahs by their own country in 1945. My father being irish born was so ashamed of the country of his birth, that he became a Naturalised Brit when he was 21
MrMickroach 2 weeks ago
@MrMickroach pity he didnt become a NEUTERED brit instead,,coulda saved the world from having your presence in it.
fugyoutoo 2 weeks ago
@MrMickroach They weren't treated as pariahs where i'm from dear. My fathers proud Irish family have always had the medals my grandfather recieved after the war proudly displayed in their living room alongside pictures of the man revisiting the beaches in Normandy in the 70s. It's a shame your father was ashamed of his country, though it does give some insight into your hatred of Ireland.
GhastlyCretin85 2 weeks ago
@GhastlyCretin85 Cathal O'Shannon made a documentary called Irelands Nazis, but it covers the way in which Irish war heroes were treated. Cathal joined the RAF and volunteered as an aur gunner and was appalled when he went home! It is on youtube, all of it! I personally am proud of every single brave Irishman who served and fought! My father was ashamed of Eire being Hitlers bitch!
MrMickroach 2 weeks ago
@MrMickroach I'll watch that actually. However I won't exactly be surprised to hear some stories of Irishmen being chastised upon their return from the war. All I can tell you is my granfather on my fathers side was well respected and never recieved criticism from his peers. My great-grandfather on my mothers side fought in WW1 and by all acounts didn't get a hard time either. And apart from De valera's WORDS of support I have no idea how you believe Ireland was ever Hitlers 'bitch'.
GhastlyCretin85 2 weeks ago
@MrMickroach how was ireland's hitlers bitch???? actually hitler gave the go ahead of a formation of an irish brigade made up of ireland's pow's and also many irish fought on the german side and were actaully very highly ranked in the army
DrrnTW 2 weeks ago