ATC: Cat on the runway

[BorisKnoT]

Was it CAT 1, 2 or 3? LOL

[26dacloudsurfer003]

@BorisKnoT LOL

[burnInHellGZLolz]

lol "there's a cat on the runway, we have to evacuate the cat on the runway"

"oh okay"

like it's the most normal thing in the world xD

[SpiderRider3]

@burnInHellGZLolz it happens every once in a while

[NCONiall]

LOL I love the description!

[k2477456]

Mayday Mayday Mayday Speedbird 1527 we ingested what apeared to be a cat on takeoff engine 2 not responding declaring emergency

[sardanaphalus]

"All traffic, please be advised: the cat has not yet vacated the runway. Those on final, go around; those on approach, execute holding pattern; those on the ground, hold at next taxiway sign or hold short of runway....

....Okay, the emergency services have just deployed a packet of Friskies and it looks like the runway will be clear in a moment.... hmm.... just a moment..... damn."

[aresenic14]

YOU ARE IN A PLANE RUN IT OVER!!!!!!!!

[raphy1123]

@aresenic14 next thing you know the cat was sucked into the engine; partially blowing it up, debris hits the wing and causes a hydraulic and fuel leak, which causes the engine to ignite, and then the wing to disintegrate, the occupants after having stopped safely are trapped becaus the brakes ignited when they came into contact with the fluids. And the pressure is building in the center tank to rupture, the rapid decompression in the center tank causes an explosion, and this is it...

[TehSmokeyMan]

LOL, a colleague of mine once had had a similar (funny) story: There was a Transavia flight taxiing back when he stopped for a hare on the taxiway, so the pilot radioed it in to tower and told the passengers about it. So while all the kids were looking at the cute bunny, the Bird control unit drives up, grabs the hare, breaks its neck and tosses it in his van. needless to say there were a lot of kids upset then...

[rennes6]

@TehSmokeyMan LOL

[grantourismo0109]

@TehSmokeyMan

break the neck ???? god why not just take the bunny somewhere else

[Flightkid9]

@grantourismo0109 because you'd have to bring it many many miles away or else it would just come back and to do that would cost too much money (airports and airlines are very cheap)

[grantourismo0109]

@Flightkid9 : ( poor animal

[Flightkid9]

@grantourismo0109 money comes first in the companies minds lol

[TehSmokeyMan]

@grantourismo0109 Well, that was because there was a disease going around wich affected rabbits and hares... once affected the most humane thing to do is to kill them...

[Bigctfc]

@TehSmokeyMan HAHA OMG LMAO!!!

[Kitfugl]

@TehSmokeyMan fuck him that bitch... What about taking the bunny to a more secure place?? If i were passenger, formal complaint would be BEHAVE nice to animals!

[hateutubepolicy]

@Kitfugl I was hunting for bunnys in the woods, and i couldn't find any. Now i know why, they all live on the airports and in the city :D

[averredude101]

@TehSmokeyMan no wonder everyone hates bird control people, they are so abusive

[TJD24tamebandkk]

@averredude101 They're just doing their job. I know it's a hypothetical situation but if the hare got sucked into an engine as it crossed the taxi-way or runway and damaged the engine beyond repair that would cost the airline millions to replace.

If those Bird Control guys let the hare go it would more than likely cause another obstruction so it's better to remove the problem permanently. At least they didn't shoot it, they culled it in as humane a way as possible.

[chrigiammann]

a cat? :D legendary

[helsinkisuomi]

Is the cat alive or dead???

[rennes6]

@helsinkisuomi I believe it was alive then. :)

[Jakey92407]

Le chat!

[leon6266]

im wonder how does these bloody pass their english test..etc. Very terrible accent

[rennes6]

You are Australian, right? A native English speaker. I was once translating between an Australian guy and an elder lady from Texas. Spoke the same language, but did not quite understand each other. The accent, you know. :)

[BLaCkKsHeEp]

"A CAT?... ok thank u, NEMOS holdis 6465"

[jk6115]

TopSwiss962 proceed to GOLEB and hold stablished I call you back for the reason & for estimated approach time Roger GOLEB and hold TopSwiss962 962 ? Go ahead Now you may reduce your speed and probably theres a cat on the RWY they have to evacuate the cat on the RWY Ah ok thats copied 6465 flight level 210 6465 maintain clear to NEMOS and hold stablished I call you back for necessary reports ...cat on the RWY they have to evacuate it A CAT ? it looks like a cat ok thank you NEMOS holding 6465

[rennes6]

hold AS PUBLISHED, Sir. :)

[jk6115]

is this Geneva, you know?

[rennes6]

I did not find the charts so I don't know where these points are located.

[iptables07]

@jk6115 Yes it is ;)

[xoen6]

hhheh :)

[BEM5823]

lol :D

-A CAT?!

-Looks like a cat...

[rondian]

random

[RSMechanicai]

ATC: There is a cat on the runway...

Pilot: a cat?

lol ;)