How to be funny tip #82: The Fart of Deception

[jlhepworth]

"This chair is old," and then try to wobble it a little.

[7sterling]

seth rogen sound-alike

[floyddparsons]

In a crowded room you don't need an excuse. Just fart and take a few steps away and watch From a distance as others play the blame game.

[jordanstorage]

got here from the lazy jedi video. great stuff! (i subscribed.)

[JOJOFACE]

i was watching saw 5 in the theaters and i farted twice during a quiet part. best part of any movie but especially that one

[THEBIGCHAP420]

how to be naked

[fiveyearsbefore]

Thanks a lot for your free advice. I tried them all with my girlfriend. Of course she had to die after-words. Because she called me names. Names of other men...

[R3Cat]

... I don't understand how this is funny.. it's just awkward and.. not funny.

[QwoPhasaArius]

@R3Cat It's funny because the jokes on them. You're making them awkward, but you know better - you're just having a laugh.

[annaMehlay63]

Ok the third excuse is total bull, i mean psh who reads the paper anymore? but other than that pure genius.

[ACommonSlight]

I know this is really dry humor, and I like that to certain extent, but maybe to add more to your show, you should add some actually clever/funny things (that aren't like 4-th wall/meta-funny) and then always act like they suck and you're going to edit them out.

Just saying, that would make the show better. Still, I dig the show every once in a while.

[Calion104]

beast

[sucksbeingSOawesome]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! funniest video yet!!!

[simplyoiseau]

your voice reminds me of John C. Reily

[cookielfs]

hello wheezy's brother

[UgIzZz]

American humor...

[UnknownRandomPerson]

not really an excuse but more of putting the blame on someone else...

i was sitting a test back when i was in school and out of nowhere a really loud and smelly one came and there was no holding it back. i kind of panicked and immediately turned around and looked at the person sitting behind me.. everyone else in the room looked and the poor kid behind me got the blame :D

[411toby]

is that a duck in your pants or are you just digesting your last meal?

[ricklidster]

mormons cant fart underwater

[strongstartownipan]

Oh my! Did anyone just hear a duck? Are we near a pond?

[Monkey123443]

how to be funny at parties. or during a weed smoking session

[dali7]

Can you do a tip on how to be funny, when picking your nose. Like at a party or restaurant or other public places. I have a real problem with this. Thanks.

[gandaragarcia]

-Are you wearing a new perfume?

-No

-Then someone farted



[ThinkTankerMeeks]

At first, I thought this video was called the Fart of Deprecation.

[97mitsakos]

i was on my work as plumber and i was trying to fix something. A midle age woman was talking to me all the f..king time! Accidetaly i farted and immediatelly she stops talking... after a while she said who closed the window? she opened it and then she run away pretending she forgot something. Hopefully i found my silence :D

[RyanMurphyTube]

*Citizen farts because it's hilarious*

Rube: "Awww, what the hell is that smell..!?".

Citizen: I think you farted... rube.

[thepokekid01]

with that Febreze sitting there, I assume this must not have been done in one take.

[franthecan]

Wow! that lamp really stinks

[breastfedTV]

rube- "did you fart?"

cizien- "NO"

rube- "whats that smell then?"

cizien- "your breath"

[m4rcus4ur31ius]

One time, I was standing in line at Tim Horton's getting a coffee, and I was leaning on this divider thing. There was this couple who may or may not have been on a date (who takes a date to Tim Horton's? But whatever, I digress) sitting just on the other side of it.

And I farted. I didn't mean to. It just sort of happened. It was audible, and aimed directly at the woman's face.

[m4rcus4ur31ius]

@m4rcus4ur31ius I didn't give any kind of excuse. I just started laughing. The woman was very upset, but her boyfriend or whatever thought it was just as funny as I did.

The best excuse is none at all.

[JeeRaph]

@m4rcus4ur31ius That's the type of situation where you hide your face and just run. It's worth the possibility of arrest.

[Soothsayer88]

4th!

[tichie4]

turd

[Mehlancholy]

Poop.

[MatthewMattson]

F1rst!