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  • everyones gay but me

  • @xxBradlyMyersxx you must mean the opposite

  • what you should've done was on front put your lucky then on your back said i wouldn't be directly behind me or put danger zone

  • Don't touch me, im gay

  • King Of YouTube

  • how about one of those with a huge bikini on it . makes you look like you're wearing the bikini.

  • how about im a idiot put that on it

  • have a picture of bob saget that says we luv Bob

  • Put on your shirt: Will nap for cash.

  • say. I'm a big butted man. lol joke. no say, green gas.

  • You should of put *Yeah, I know im hot.*

  • lol imagine a t-shirt with "RAPE ME" on it :)

  • if you want me then just call me - 999

  • if you want me call 14-19-99, that is a better version!

  • " I Pooped My pants."

  • Like this...

    "Do you smell that?"

  • ubflash1 (3 months ago) +1

    here...

    on the back you have "while you were reading this... i farted.."

    i vote for that one it's hilarious

  • i haf to poop reely bad

  • Operating Under My Own 2 Party System with an arrow pointing up and down

  • Shirt= I Wish I was A Black Man!

  • shirt:i love men as in woMEN

  • wear a bikini shirt

  • "im with charlie " hahahah

  • while you are reeding this my friend is taking yor walet  then see how many people look

  • one that says im nalts nalts nalts

  • here...

    on the back you have "while you were reading this... i farted.."

  • this is definitely the greatest idea

  • nalts is not amused.

  • Give Nalts A Cookie

  • did he and spencer ever do this????? i cant find it =[

  • 403rd comment

  • lol he has kids

  • 402nd comment

  • 401st comment

  • this is beter...

    I spit coffe

  • when you spit out the coffee and then just carried on like it was nothing was fuckin hilarious

  • Wear a shirt that says, I make hidden camera movies and then act weird. It will make people respond to you differently.

  • you never did get around to this, did you?

  • You spelled break wrong dumbass, anyway write JUST ASK it will make people think

  • I think tie dye would be a better color for shirt of Nalts...

  • Nalts, did you ever do this prank?

  • Perhaps something that a girl would wear, like maybe a message of : Sexy Gal, or something like that. Maybe make the title say Britney Spears or Rihanna, or one of those women on tv.

  • On the front: Mick Jagger has butter dispensers for his popcorn made of gold!

    On the back: We're gonna rob Mick Jagger.

    But that's not original, it's from a commercial - but still funny!

  • and pretty stupid too...wish I hadn't posted that one, it seems dumb now! But it's funny on the TV

  • take a breake eat a cookie and let me video it.

  • i smell my own farts

  • its stupid but I tried. LOL

  • (It spells NALTS)Nalts you should put this: No Ahm Lightly Too Spicey

  • omg.

    I have lice

    is the best.

  • Nalts should wear a t-shirt that says:

    on front: FREE HUGS on back: I HAVE LICE

    Spencer should wear a t-shirt that says:

    on front: Ask Me To Fart on back: Caution! Toxic Fumes

  • !!! best idea!!!!

    NALTS- i eat t-shirts

    SPENCER - topless!!

    check our page out, i need som tips on how to ride an office chair down the driveway!

  • Man! You're a genius!

  • i ran out of letter hahaha love it

  • Hahahaha "that was very...awkward..."hahaha :] I can't wait to see this :]

  • Nalts: Michael Jackson for President 08

    Spencer: I was raped

    -or-

    Nalts: Britney Spears is now Gay

    Spencer: Michael Jackson is now Strate

  • I'm famous on the internet

  • My dad is a partner on youtube and all i get was this lousy t-shirt.

    did you know I am a youtube partner

  • Spencer: I need a new puppy

    nalts: I love Dogfighting

  • I am honored (Kinda) to have had my idea of Shirt of Nalts placed on your shirt. I'm just wondering if I now get a % of your partner bonus from youtube.

  • I am honored (Kinda) to have had my idea of Shirt of Nalts placed on your shirt. I'm just wondering if I now get a % of your partner bonus from youtube.

  • You should go to Walmart with a big sign that says kids for sale 50c a peice. Or place on a shirt I ran out of toilet paper please help.

  • "Insert Ad Here" was my suggestion not MaddieMay512's, but thanks for putting it up there, and I like your old theme song better

  • Make your shirts say "I like Nickelback." Now THAT'S embarrassing! Or "Hinder are better than Led Zeppelin."

  • quit staring at my nalts.

  • Brilliant

  • " Homosexuals are gay. "

    It's what we put on our GSA shirts.

  • instead of "Google me" on the back of your shirt it should say "Youtube Me" :D

  • well spencers could say "kid 4 hire' and nalts can say "youtube sell out"

  • i will except most things for nothing(spencer)

    i will except anything for nothing(nalts)

  • lol, what about, "Shoplifter in training" ?

  • Niiiice

  • Then take it to Walmart

  • Here's a suggestion:

    My other shirt has nipples (on the back it can say, part time nudist)...

  • >>> No, you can't help me.

  • Michael Vick says he found Jesus today. What say you?

  • the question is...did Jesus find him.

  • .<b>Look forward to the results :-)

  • aaah help nalts i can't find your reply :-( can u reply the same to this comment please it will make life alot easier

  • Sniff.... all my comments are vanishing...

  • ah pursonalee buhleev that yoo ayus uh-mayrikuhns arr uhn-aybuhl to duu so, becuhz uh sumuh... peepuhl out thuhr in arr nayshun don't HAY-uhv may-uhps, and ah buhleev that arr ad-edjuhkayshun lahk suhch as in south afrikuh and thuh uh-rahk ev-ruhwhair like, suhch ay-uhz and ...

  • ah buhleeve that they shuuduh, arr edjuhkayshun over HEERE in the yoo ayus shuud heyulp the yoo ayus, er or shuud heyulp south afrikuh and shuud heyulp thuh uh-rahk *DONG* and thuh ayjuhn kuhn-trees so we wuhl be abuhl to beeuhld uhp arr fyoochur, forus. /Thank you very much, South Carolina./ *polite tepid applause*

  • lol he has kids

  • "NY Psychiatric Hospital Day Release Program" on the back of  both shirts but on the front

    Nalts: Patient

    Spencer: Volunteer

    Nalts can then run amok, being as weird as he can while Spencer is the innocent kid trying helplessly to keep him in line.

  • Spencer: My Dad Beats Me

    Nalts: I Beat My Son

  • i suggest --- hug me :0)

  • i suggest - hug me :0)

  • 1: I don't smell... It is my underwear.

    2: I HATE MALLS!

    3: I steal!

    4: Don't look at me!

    5: Don't believe me, I lie.

    6: Infact I am 12 years old ugly girl. Really.

  • All good!

  • heres an idea NY nudist calleny

  • man i know this is kinda late since i didnt see the Shirt of Nalts video when everybody was posting but i think that your shirt should say "i have ..... subscriptions on youtube u nub" but that's just me :D

  • For Spencer - "Kidnapped by Nalts! Call 911!"

    For Nalts - "No really, he came willingly."

  • That nalts cup looks like clorox bleach, dont like the song, and how about this one: Im a Priest, Im an Alter Boy...........

  • I HAVE 3 REALLY FUNNY IDEAS!

    1). Nalts- My son got your honor roll student pregnant

    Spencer- Don't look at me! He MADE me do it.

    2). Nalts- Proud Satan worshipper ever since I was possessed by the devil. (And you can wear one of those devil tails they sell at Iparty and making it coming out of the back of your shirt.)

    Spencer- Smile, Jesus loves you! 100% Christian.

    3) Don't bother, I'm not drunk yet!

  • Spongebob rules!!

  • I once went to the local mini-mart with a toaster (bread toaster appliance) in front of my face with the bottom open so I could see through it, and called it "toaster-vision" while I walked in to get some chips and a drink. I got a good reaction from other customers and the cashier, it was pretty awesome. Something like that would be cool, -OR- perhaps you could make a robot suit out of cardboard and try to sell floppy disks (or some other form of obsolete technology) to people!

  • my suggestion:

    Shirt puts the S into nalt

  • "I have IBS and I'm proud!"

    "How's my walking? Call "[insert you cell number]

    "I believe that the right to free speech should be banned! And It's my right to say so!!!"

    Geez, and just went I thought that I couldn't come up with dumber t-shirt ideas, hahaha. SQUIRREL!

  • HEY <b>NALTS!</b> Tubegranny has a new shirt that says - "Tubegranny Makes me Moist! Praise Da' Lawd"

    Double dog dare ya to wear THAT shirt at the mall! Even has a cool caricature of 'her' sorta resembles a KISS shemale - it's a hoot!!!

  • I forgot to wipe my bum! *no not really*

    NY swingers club

    I dont wash my hands ... ever!

    got winnits?

    When I'm older, go'na be a pimp

    I masticate daily *masticate = chew*

    masticated is not a crime.

  • I would vote for Natls to be president. Except that I'm not American. Damn.

  • Of course, by "Natls" I obviously meant "Nalts".

  • 1. Farting In Public Is Cool

    2. We Fart In Public

    3. Spencer Farts In Public

    4. Google THIS!, then on the back put PWNED!

    5. I Play WoW In My Spare Time, then on the back put NOT!

    6. Please Stare At My Moobs

    7. I'm Not Wearing Any Underwear

    8. I Just Shat Myself

    This is fun :-D

  • I agree with 6(Please stare at my moobs) but wouldn't "stop looking at my MOOBS" be better

  • Go with 8.

  • I feel special! I was Recognized by Nalts! ^_^

  • me too.

  • We should form a super not so secret society... or not and say we did!

  • :( no no Nalts! We need to live search you! no google! *cries*

  • Nalts has Lice and the Klap. Nalts is my only Man Lover. Will Video For Nalts! Give Nalts Your CheckBook! Nalts Eats Coffee Grinds and Speed!

  • google me this batman

  • My Idea: GIVE ME A BAD TOUCH

  • next video is #500!

  • try #460...freak.

  • he doesn't have any videos!

  • nalts- i have explosive diarea

    spencer-i have uncontrollable flatulence

  • Help me find stupid (t shirt 1) Stupid (t shirt2) and number one should act very worried and ask random people to help

  • OK, Kevin, I'm sorry but there are a million friggon comments on your video because it's so damm funny. But I cannot find the daggone response because this new comment section sucks butt. I've been scrolling so long and you have so many pages of comments I looked twice and cannot find it. I have an idea for a video though. lol

  • i wrote that. who's video was it?

  • hey nalts, get that e-mail i sent you?

  • Wear a dress or wear a Nalts T-shirt with a mini skirt. Now that would be funny!

  • How conveniently placed is the still shot of the UnitedStatesOfNalts flag in the preview screen thing! hmm Hmm hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm

  • did u pick one yet?

  • nalts wears

    yuck something smells funky

    spencer wears

    I knew i shouldnt have that bean and cheese burrito

  • Okay but SPencer does the stealing.

  • which one do u like plz pick mine :D

  • nalts.. comment mine

  • Nalts:

    yuck something smells funky

    spencer:

    I knew I shouldnt have that bean and cheese burrito

  • do "I'd do that for a dollar"

  • Nalts wear a shirt that says

    "Who ate my cookie?"

    And Spencer wears Umm.. sorry?

  • a T-shirt with a chocolate stain on the backside..

  • I saw one of my suggestions on WillVideoForFood, but you didn't mention that I also suggested "Shirt of Nalts"

  • Fixed in the wvff entry! Sorry!

  • KLEPTO

    is my lame suggestion

  • the old song is heaps catchier.....I often sing it while doing dishes etc....I am all Naltsyfied and my husband thinks I'm nuts! so there you go..your theme song is being sung at random times in random places all the way over in Australia! Can you feature the old song occasionally still?!

  • Make new songs. But keep the old. One is silver and the other's gold.

  • How About "I Was Even Prettier As A Woman".

    Or "I Look Even Better In A Dress".

    =]

    Those Are Kinda Catchy.

    Id Definately Wear One...

    If I Were A guy.

    Yeah If I Were You Nalts Id Choose One Of These.

    Or Hey Theres One For Each Of You.

    I hope You Like Them.

  • actually this video is pretty good i was just expecting a silly goofy vid.-i like this one- sorry about that

  • nalts i love your videos-BUT i cant take silly nalts anymore- please make a seriousnalts channel where you talk about how you make stuff(Videos) or real problems you encounter on youtube like the crossmack comments.-we dont want to see surface nalts anymore-let us inside your mind

  • What if I have no mind? Actually I was talking to superman1938 about this subject- maybe setting up another account?

  • i would go with the "sorry ladies, i'm married" one... that would be hilarious

  • "Nalts will do anything for a cookie"

    That is what I like..

  • hey! my suggestion was up there!

    i feel so dahm special.

  • haha Here's one: "How am I walking?" But I didn't see any numbers so you'd have to write it in.... So it would be... "How am I walking? 1-800-Nalts

  • Oh I like that.

  • Thanks... But I can't take all the credit... I came up with it when I watched my brother walk into a table... :)

  • what are you drinking? water?

  • Vodka

  • For Kevin's shirt-

    "Sorry You're Too Late I've Already Reproduced"

    "Nalts Does Not Qualify As Adult Supervision"

  • Oh I gotta make Spencer a shirt like that regardless.

  • I sent you some t-shirt ideas awhile back with the Adult Supervision idea on your gmail account but i'm guessing they got lost

  • I havent watched any Nalts videos in like a month! I hate dial up :(

  • i dont like your new song..the old one rocks better!

  • or - nalt for "wow" - would like to see you there :P

  • and as for spencer's shirt, it should say

    Because I farted

  • Hahaha! I agree.

  • "This Mall Stinks"

    Put that on your shirt nalts.

    It will be funny.

  • just use - I love Nalts - you know us Subs do ;)) all the best . Tuula (DK eu)

  • wear shirts that say "i just farted". and soak them in something that smells nasty.

  • Believe it or not, Wifeofnalts suggested I do a video called "SBD in Public," and spray fart scent.

  • Put this on your shirts:

    Win One Thousand Dollars! Tell me the secret word and you win!

    Or this is even better:

    Be a contestant on The Nalts Game Show! Ask me how!

    This will cause people to come up and try to get on 'The Nalts Game Show'. You could even have them do stupid tricks! hehe :)

  • Nalts shirt: "Shopping with my son for our family vacation to Thailand."

    Spencer shirt: "This man is not my father. Please call security."

  • hahaha I like that one

  • yeah, that really is a great idea

  • Haha that'd get a reaction lol

  • A nice hearty chuckle at Spencer's.

  • Spencer: Meet my new best friend

    Nalts wears a straight-jacket

    It would be interesting to see what looks you would get

  • Spencer taking me around in a straight jacket. I'd give us 10 minutes before we were booted. :)

  • I'd give you 5

  • Spencer: I'm hungry

    Nalts: What?! I just fed him a week ago

  • love it!