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  • Smaller it is, better it is !

  • More it's small, better it is !

  • white men made viagra because they need it.

  • oh gosh, i love this guy <3

    i miss high school kevjumba :(

  • Lol I hope note because ur azn ...hehe wait I am to :'(

  • I dont know about all that ''But I Do know ExpandEnhancement is One of the realest One's Out here!!!

  • ITS KEV JUMBA 

  • @lemonzeppelin he'll ya but size matters too to the chicks

  • Once you hit puberty, it will get bigger, I promise.

  • fucking love it!!!!!!

  • It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion in the ocean. ;)

  • *Favorited*

  • Thanks so much!

  • the thing is... if girls care about guys' penises, they should show their small boobies first...

  • Great video 5/5 stars

    Ahhhh so guess what? I have no youtube subscribers :( will you come help me out or at least come troll on one of my VIDEOS? Thanks

    ps answer my question on the I NEED SOME HIGH SCHOOL ADVICE video I have

  • me either i aint got no $5 footlong lol

  • kevjumba said penis! rofl

  • i dont care!!!!

  • geez guys really do overanalyze about penis size

  • LOL! "i hope not" :P

  • He probably acciidentally used an i instead of an u ^_^

  • P he's not pubescent any more. He's in College now. lol

    /watch?v=bZvSD1O86M8

  • yeah they do.

    But guys don't. Most gay guys would suck any size cock.

  • Male and animal i bet  E^_^3

  • LMAO!!!

  • They're just fooling around.

  • @x303Kingzx : You may not believe it, but it DOES matter. It does matter for me n for other girls. Well, if we like u a lot, there's a 50/50 chance we're still gonna see u again, depends on the girls though. I'm a girl. Trust me, I know.

    Oh, if we don't like the guys, be prepared to be gossiped with her close friends. She'll be calling her friends (friendS, not just A friend) and say, "wtf?! omg, u won't believe what's just happened, ... ". "Oh, really? What happened after you found out?"

  • some girls i know wouldnt like 2 talk about there sex lives cuz they would seem really easy nd a slut

  • @redskinallday: if ur a girl, its cos ur not close enough to them/not their bestfriend? or they have good sex lives so far.

    If ur a guy, some girls don't talk to guys about sex lives.

    and as u say, "some" means the majority do and it proves that I'm right =)

  • @x303Kingzx: we'll look shock and sound shock the whole conversation. and all (/almost all) the details on what happen that night will be spilled.

    But, on the other hand, girls have different preference about size. Guys tend to compare to porn stars and think they have small size while their size might be normal.

    And1thing,if the ppl who leave comment here seem to agree that girls think size matter/laugh about it, they might have (above)average average. If they disagree... u know the answer :D

  • xD awesome§!

  • @AnimeFreakAsahi16 It aint about the size of the hammer, It's what you're nailing.

  • @Manamebeshauno .....seriously? after a year....my comment has been here for a YEAR and u reply to it?....what kind of epic n00b fail is THAT!?!?!?

  • @AnimeFreakAsahi16 I have only just found these videos.

    At least i replied.

    Don't need to be a jerk about it you clown.

  • @Manamebeshauno there's NO POINT to reply if the comment is a YEAR OLD!

  • @AnimeFreakAsahi16 Sure there is :) It's related to your point, and it still goes in the comments box.

    Sorry for wasting your valuable time

  • @Manamebeshauno Aish! what an uber n00b fail u just brought down on urself

  • @AnimeFreakAsahi16

    just to annoy you im replying to your comment, though it has only been four months.

  • @Arriss3 LOLZ! yeah but it has no point to the vid XD so I am just amused

    THANKS!

  • lol. i thought he had a chines accent

    listin, exactly when he starts readin the letter he sounds american.

    i thought there was 2 diff ppl lol

  • I think one of them is Chinese, and the other one is Korean.

  • lol kevins being stereotypical here :P

  • yea cuz he's asian and in stereoypical minds they think all asians have a small penis... it's just funny :D

  • hey why did u make a long reply?

  • lmfao nice one

  • haha wat a stupid question every girl cares bout penis size

  • not really...

  • yes really

  • u hope not.. which means u got a small one??

  • It's just a comedy skit, so don't look for some serious hidden meaning. :)

  • haha. ok.

    reason why i said so is that he seemed pretty depressed&concious about this topic during the video...

  • @Tsenguun91

    gay much?

  • LOL "i hope not"

  • lol...girls only cares about the size of his pp, as much as guys care about of size of her boobs....

  • Stfu you got that from family guy

  • Lol

  • Personally, I think sluts and whores care for the size of the penis.

  • xD nice one, Kev ;)

  • LOL

  • lol

  • hahaha

  • people from liver pool really dnt talk like that lol

    but i do love the real livepool acsent tho itz rock =]

  • Uhud, you got to learn grammar and that. What you gonna do when you sign an application.

    YOU WASS UP I WANNA JOB INNIT.

    NO. That would get rejected. But yeah, dont want any fights or nothing.

  • What's "dont", and "What you gonna do"? I mean, if we're calling people out on grammar...

  • OWNED

  • lol

  • Well I Think he says that cause he has a Small Penis :D

  • Actually, I think he said that because the whole thing is made up. :)

  • @Mark6565 @Mark6565

    you know; he wouldnt have to go worry about that if he watch my videos... every time you watch one of my videos your penis will grow by a squere foot.

  • HAHA Poor kevjumba.

    & uhud, getting all serious on these vids.. but it is pretty correct. -.-'

  • not to be all scientifical but: size matters if da girls ur having sex with is not a virgin. if they are virgin, da girls "thing" is "unopen" so anything will giv her maximum pleasure. if da guy before you hd a bigger penis dan u, wen she would probably slap u after ur finished wid her...and this is da truth. dnt believe me? try it out urself

  • "not to be all scientifical"

    Any form of intelligence you hoped to portray was shattered by you refusing to use letters in place of actual words and sounding like a five year old by using the word "Duh".

    Sorry champ, try again.

  • like you sed, i sound like a five year old so why do u try and communicating with me in dat way coz i didnt understand 1 shit u jst sed

  • Hah, you got me, trying to convey some actual thought to a moron, go on about your day with your head up your ass, by all means.

  • ur da guy who got ur head up ur ass...stupid arrogant fool

  • I can't help but laugh at the irony of you calling someone else stupid, hahaha.

  • u jst proved my point dat ur stupid - ur laughin at something which is not funny and ur laughing at da truth

  • I beg to differ, most people would find it quite hilarious that a complete and utter moron was calling OTHERS stupid.

    I realize it's difficult for you to wrap your mind around the concept of irony, so I won't give you too much crap on that subject, but honestly, I didn't realize inbreeding was still so popular, you've brought me to light on that misconception at least.

  • i dnt care wot u realize...either ur a middle aged man (thats y ur talkin wid all dis high grammer crap) and dnt hav a job or had a sucking day at work dats y u posting all these comments bout wot i sed or ur an arrogant teenager who is tryin to act clever but sounding like a complete dick. either way, i dnt care wot u think bout my comment earlier. and i dnt even get half da shit ur saying. ye i kno u prob gona call me dum...LIKE I CARE!

  • Haha, you don't care eh? That's why you insist on getting super pissed off at every thing I say because you just can't comprehend common English words?

    Honestly, please keep responding, this is hilarious.

  • heh if i was pissed off, i would be swearing, i would giv ur comments a thumbsdown, sends messages to u with swear words, comment ur page with more swearing and i would reply to ur comments as soon as u post dem. it jst goes to show ur "high intellect" jst assumed something rong bout me and made urself feel dum. BAM!

  • Don't worry, you're the only one feeling dumb (notice the correct spelling of simple words ;)

    Oh, you'd be swearing eh, such as?:

    -"a complete dick"

    -"half da shit ur "

    -"head up ur ass"

    Just a few examples gathered within a few seconds, so according to you, you're quite pissed off, way to contradict yourself.

    You've admitted to not understanding me, which again, by your own admission, makes you a dumbass technically ;)

    Retards like you seriously make youtube hilarious.

  • no swearing as in "f**k" "c**t" "bi**h" "ba****d" so no i am not pissed of. and like i sed before, i would do much more dan jst swear. and i dnt giv 2 shits bout da spellin, like it matters, as long as da other guy understands. and yes, i dnt understand da crap ur sayin but i understand most of it and dats wot really matters. i cnt care if ur using big words and proper grammer. it doesnt make u any smarter. i jst makes u more anoying

  • Quite the contrary, it would make me a great deal "smarter" by definition, though I understand you refusing to accept that as you're stuck on the intellectual level of a second grader.

    There's a saying; "There's no use arguing with a moron, they'll just drag you down to your level and beat you with experience."

    With that in mind, I'm going to stop talking to you before people start associating me with someone as immature and ignorant as you.

    Take my advice: go back to elementary school.

  • ur da 1 started to argue. and ye maybe u should stop coz i alreyd made u feel dumb several times, u dnt wana get shamed more now do you. and btw, i like in uk so we dnt have 1st, 2nd, 3rd, etc grades in skool. u should kno dat since ur so "smart" but since u dnt kno dat, ur not as clever as u think u r

  • Actually, it means that he has a higher comprehension of the English language. So yeah, it does make him "smarter" in a sense. And annoying is really only your view of his use of grammar. What's wrong with proper spelling/grammar anyways?

  • yo dawg yous a fukin retard if yous tink spellin matters u dum fuk....

    This is one of your better videos too. You may notice like a bunch of comments from me because I'm watching these videos as a playlist.

  • diss bich tinks he so kul wit his book learnin

  • aww but 12audi31 size dosnt realy matter cuz ur g spot is only 5cm deep, anything can reach it, but it will give you pleasure if that something knows how to play with it ;)

  • "It's not the size that matters... It's how you use it" HAHA

  • hahaha =D

  • LOL xD

    personally, I think only the sluts and whores do.

  • soo sweeet!

  • no we dont care some do some sont girls are diffrent,just depends on the one u have

  • Your so funny.

    I love your videos. XD

  • wheb ur length lie between 5-7 inches,it's important no more

  • Lol

    sounded like you just dissed yourselff

    :DDDDDDD

    seriuosly i really dont think it matterss..

    its not like your gonna compare sizes with other guyss.

    and like xxMortalxx i think how you please them is good.

    :]

    lol

    idk

    just sayingg

  • yep

  • yeah seriously. only whores care about size, dont think any normal girls do.

  • nah its just that most asians have really defined eyes and it looks like that. but really its just skin lol

  • kev's vids r short but funny

    but the real answer is

    YES

  • SIZE DOES MATTER!!!!!!!!

  • LOl thats fackin hilarious dude hahaha

  • lol

  • Eu sou portuguesa. Essa máxima serve para desmistificar alguns mitos...;P enjoy it

  • find what it means... (in portuguese)

    PEQUENINA MAS TRABALHADORA!!!

    if you find it, you will be very HAPPY :D

  • Hahah... omg, i was just sittin here... i couldn't help but just fuckin CRACK UP!! HAHAHAHAH.. i have me a cute little asian girl, don't ask me how, and im not gonna lie, you've probably drawn larger penises on paper compared to mine.. but she seems not to care... adding the fact im nearly 300 pounds..

  • haha coming from an asian guy...

  • lmao i know right

  • hmm, i dont think anyone wants a tiny pecker... i dont think i would want a 12 in either lol j/k j/k

  • Who cares? You cannot change what you have - well not yet. lol.

    I think some girls do care about size, but many are just saying it because it is one way of attacking men. No girl wants to admit they prefer it average or slightly under... that ain't cool. If a girl has a 'big' boyfriend, she will just brag about it despite if he's good or not. I noticed some girls with a chip on their shoulder make remarks on size. Fuck them!

    Be happy guys! I am just an 'average' joe. ;-)

  • @alexg1323

    he's implying that he has a small penis that's why he hopes it doesn't matter

  • most girls just pretend they care, but really dont. but dont go with a girl who will kiss and tell if ur scared

  • I depends if the girl masturbates and or has had sex or not already. Lawl.

  • lol

  • lol, good one.

  • Hey Kev, ignore the dumb comments. I hope you know 75 percent of them are projecting

  • lmfao. this was perfect

  • yea some girl like size ansd they the ones that are usually to LOOSE if u kno wut i mean lol

  • "wow that was so helpful"

  • Hey, help is our middle name. :)

  • 5/5 great

  • Thanks so much.

  • thats cruel if a girl does..gj Kev

  • Thanks. Glad you like it.

  • Man - that was hilarious! Keep it up Kevjumba!

  • aww! it's ok kevjumba! XD I'm a girl, and I don't care at all, I don't think any girl should.

  • Then you are VERY VERY AWESOME!!!!!!! ^^

  • LMFAOOO!!!

  • YOU'RE THINKING

  • So glad that you like our vids. Thanks for all the comments.

  • lol funny

  • i hope so too

  • Ofc it matters, why have sex if the grl cant feel shit?

  • well, i think a lot of the female pleasure comes from the psycological state that you get her into, not just the actual stimulation like a guy would... so no, i wouldnt say it matters, only in rare cases when the guy is incredibly small and even then he can find ways to please her...

  • 1) that was the worst accent ever. 2) it only matters if you're incredibly small. like 4" and under... that's small. though the average is 5", and average is more than adequate. though you don't wanna be TOO big either. if you've got a monster d*ck, you're not comin' near me.

  • i think i've lucked out in life by not getting a guy who was too big or too small... personally i think all a girl really needs is a 6inch penis and your good to go... oh and the guy should know what he's doing but thats just my opinion what do i know (im just a girl)

  • couldn't agree more. if i had to choose between a 5" guy who knows what he's doing and a 6" who doesn't, i'd choose the 5". it makes all the difference!

  • NO, it doesn't. What matters is your feelings for the guy. It will be good no matter what, if you care about him.

  • .....wow.....

  • i love this guy! he has a great face for comedy (and im not being a dick, im serious) and great timing!

  • just in case u dont know - this is kev jumba - he has his own channel so ya mite wanna chek him out

  • I think it matter for both...I mean..u know...sumtimes girls dont have much 'enough room' there to fit it in either...

    :D

  • lol..erm...yeah size counts ALOT!!!!!1

  • guys have to stop being so insecure bout their penises (penisii?) i dont think its a deal so big that its the question on evry guys mouth

  • haha seriously! ur so right

  • heheheheh that was so fucking funny. and btw i kinda feel bad for you ^^

  • bahahahahahahah! he looked so serious too!

  • lol, thats hi-larious

  • lol

  • hahaha nice answer

  • Kev Jumba does the best ones - I really hope he's going into acting because he's what we need in comedy's these days.

  • 2 FUNNY PLZ MAKE THEM STOP LMAO!!!!

  • Thanks a lot. Really glad that you like it.

  • hey np i really like these vidoes! ;)

  • LOL!!! KevJumba is a funny ass dood!

  • its not about da bat it how it you swing it!

    --girls don't want a 1 min. man!

  • most of them probably do!