Poor bastard...he couldn't catch a break. 1) he suffered a heart attack, 2) diagnosed with non-Hodgkin lymphoma, 3) separated and divorced with his first wife Vicky, 4) arrested in 2009 as a result of an alleged confrontation with his 2nd wife Melissa, filed for divorce with her soon after, 5) contracted cirrhosis of the liver from a previous blood transfusion, 6) died from his injuries related to an auto accident driven by his 19-year-old daughter. Oh! BTW His parents were Holocaust survivors.
god42069 just my dad fucks me, and I'm banging my mom, that doesn't make me a retard. It's obvious that you love this comedian, and I must say, he is pretty funny. It seems more to me that you're fantasizing him and you being in some sort of sexual relationship. Maybe you should dig him up, and stick his dick bone on your ass. Then you wont have to worry about anyone else loving or hating him. It'll be just you, and him for ever, and ever..
Wow, yeah let's post comments with "exactly" what he talks about for 10 minutes,Is that how long it took you to cum to him or something?Take your dad's dick out of your bum,put down the rum,and get a fucking clue,Cause your fucking retarded,Your a fucking joke,whose cock is small and broke.Tell your mom she's starting to choke,on that little joke between your tiny balls. I start to smell something quite strong,I Look over and see your mother rubbing you, smells like onions and a nigger too. Fag
To all Schimmel fans, about 10 minutes in he speaks on toilet water splashing up the ass upon turd hitting the water. Free tip: unroll about 2-3 ft of toilet paper as a turd pillow or splash guard. It's my gift to everyone who hasn't used one yet. Less may be required in your own house due to weaker flushing. Never remain seated during the flushing process. It can really fucking get nasty AND cold.lol
@xlkaii Only people who fuck their parents dislike Robert SChimmel, He's one of the funniest comedians ever. and the the fact that you dislike him, just goes to show incest really is taking over America, Stop blowing your dad and get a pair of nuts, if Robert Schimmel knew you disliked him, he'd fuck you till your face got sewn shut by surgery you faggot, Robert SChimmel may be dead, But he will still fuck you and your life up. He ownz you, GO back to blowin daddy you fucking taint sniffer.
You have made soooooo many people smile and laugh Robert S. You have done a great deed for the human race putting them in a happy mood while listening to your jokes. Well done, R.I.P.
this guy is halrious
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Poor bastard...he couldn't catch a break. 1) he suffered a heart attack, 2) diagnosed with non-Hodgkin lymphoma, 3) separated and divorced with his first wife Vicky, 4) arrested in 2009 as a result of an alleged confrontation with his 2nd wife Melissa, filed for divorce with her soon after, 5) contracted cirrhosis of the liver from a previous blood transfusion, 6) died from his injuries related to an auto accident driven by his 19-year-old daughter. Oh! BTW His parents were Holocaust survivors.
Algonkin1964 6 days ago
un genioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ....GENIUSSSSS
pitullo70 1 week ago
stop blaming his daughter, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't, so who the hell are you to judge?
tehkoalainsurgency 1 month ago
god42069 just my dad fucks me, and I'm banging my mom, that doesn't make me a retard. It's obvious that you love this comedian, and I must say, he is pretty funny. It seems more to me that you're fantasizing him and you being in some sort of sexual relationship. Maybe you should dig him up, and stick his dick bone on your ass. Then you wont have to worry about anyone else loving or hating him. It'll be just you, and him for ever, and ever..
pincher111 1 month ago
Luttazzi ha messo 2 "Non mi piace"
Robert rules!
bamiale 4 months ago 4
Love you Robert....rip you're the best!
Thedjprestige 4 months ago
Wow, yeah let's post comments with "exactly" what he talks about for 10 minutes,Is that how long it took you to cum to him or something?Take your dad's dick out of your bum,put down the rum,and get a fucking clue,Cause your fucking retarded,Your a fucking joke,whose cock is small and broke.Tell your mom she's starting to choke,on that little joke between your tiny balls. I start to smell something quite strong,I Look over and see your mother rubbing you, smells like onions and a nigger too. Fag
god42069 4 months ago
To all Schimmel fans, about 10 minutes in he speaks on toilet water splashing up the ass upon turd hitting the water. Free tip: unroll about 2-3 ft of toilet paper as a turd pillow or splash guard. It's my gift to everyone who hasn't used one yet. Less may be required in your own house due to weaker flushing. Never remain seated during the flushing process. It can really fucking get nasty AND cold.lol
thatguy66ish 4 months ago
I learned just now he passed away while reading the comments. I didn't hear or see it reported anywhere at the time.
tharpdevenport 4 months ago
1 year already. We miss you and your genius comedy. R.I.P. Robert Schimmel.
hgraham413 6 months ago 8
@hgraham413 =O seriously? i didn't know!! fuuuuuuu he was great!
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hgraham413 6 months ago
Without a doubt, the funniest person I've ever seen.
R.I.P. Robert!!
YYZDRUMR 6 months ago 2
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530aftescho 6 months ago
RIP, one of the best
geringsoftball 7 months ago
1 dislike....... no way.
yurplekush 7 months ago
@yurplekush I dislike that dislike
XplizitGixxer 5 months ago
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xlkaii 5 months ago in playlist Liked
@xlkaii Only people who fuck their parents dislike Robert SChimmel, He's one of the funniest comedians ever. and the the fact that you dislike him, just goes to show incest really is taking over America, Stop blowing your dad and get a pair of nuts, if Robert Schimmel knew you disliked him, he'd fuck you till your face got sewn shut by surgery you faggot, Robert SChimmel may be dead, But he will still fuck you and your life up. He ownz you, GO back to blowin daddy you fucking taint sniffer.
god42069 4 months ago
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xlkaii 4 months ago
The only comedian that ever made my ex wife laugh so hard she couldn't breathe and tears formed! I miss this guy!
wickedsandbox 7 months ago
35 F**king morons clicked on this link thinking it was Bob Schimmel the Republican Jew.
krazeeinjun 7 months ago
Non trovo in rete neanche uno spettacolo integrale di Shimmel sottotitolato..
liberopensieroberto 9 months ago
You have made soooooo many people smile and laugh Robert S. You have done a great deed for the human race putting them in a happy mood while listening to your jokes. Well done, R.I.P.
squatchfest 10 months ago
its a shame... this guy was a genius!
WTFawk 10 months ago
RIP
LosTimeProductions 10 months ago
man, i miss this guy. RIP Robert Schimmel.
jerkman626 1 year ago