ok so O.o a dime a dozen, twelth of a dime, so that'd be 1/12th of 12 O.o your name means 1 O.o i'm pretty sure there's some subliminal message to that as well. please tell me i'm not the first to explain this...
holy shit! god man i love you stuff! and weed well i dont know that might be one of the things your on! i showed one of my friends one of your videos and well he shit himself laughing and then told me it was really stupid
i'm not kidding by saying this, but my friend saw this, and actually threw his computer out the window. because you gave him the idea. haha kyle rulez!
I showed my mother the Vanilla Gorilla Episode... And she cut my dick off... And gave it to my girlfriend... For some reason she did not like your video... And now neither does my dick.
@naruto0950, At first I thought that song was just wrong, but after I listen 2 it...I thought that song was amazing and today I still think its amazing! :D
so, if the world is ruled by men, who r ruled by their dicks, which r ruled by pussy, which r ruled by women, WHO THE FUCK IS RULING THE WORLD!?!?!?!!?!?!?
It's too late for this, and I really don't need the subs, but I thought I might share this:
The first video I watched from you was "Kyle vs Damian". I showed it to two friends who, oddly enough, are named Kyle and Damian. Even stranger is that their behavior is pretty damn close to your guys :O.
i told my friend 2 watch one he laughed his head off litearly then his head less body poured gas all over his house mostly on the computer then lit his house on fire
First off i love your vids and i think your hilarious. But i showed my friend one of your vids and he wanted to rip his i sockets out, shove them up his ass, and sing yanky doodle dandy, while throwing the monitor out the window and run down and hit it with a hammer.
when i showed my friend jack your videos for the first time he shit his pants ate some cheetos and t-baged the computer, oh i forgot to mention he was stoned off his ass...*masturbates vigirously*
The time i showed my friend a Kyle Speaks video, i was at school with my laptop, i kid you not, when he saw the kyle speaks video about justin beiber fights the germans, he actually looked at the wall for five straight minutes, slapped himself to make sure he wasnt asleep and when he realized he just watched a kyle speaks video, he slammed his head on the desk because it both made him laugh and have a headache at the same damn time. true story.
@twelthofadime Kyle, you being a crazy manic and all, I am confused about your lack of support for such a film. Surely there will be much blood and chaos for you to enjoy in such a picture.......
Also, if dinosaurs had the ability to form a mafia, what dinosaur do you think would be the head of such the crime organization?
I first her in the walmart pickin out your droors I stoped in the check out line she had two gallons of milk n I was starrin at her jugs 5 minuites later she agreed to get with so we went n rocked the minivan like giggity giggity giggity
kyle.. earlier today i watched damians new video and i want to ask you something do you want to tag team his girlfriend with me? oh yeah i get the anus.
the top 5 drugs i think kyle is on: crack, cocaine, heroin, pcp, and sweet alabama happy panda fuck hour dust which is a drug that he made up just to add in that little kick of insanity. in all seriousness though, kyle you are hilarious keep doing the drugs that you do :D
i showed my cousin this exact video n my cousin punched me in the ribs slamed close my laptop ran out the door n rode his bike half way across town to his house n while he rode away he flipped me off n laugh evily while he said " i actually liked thatvideo dumbass "
U r better then the clown who made me watch him kill the hooker from the back of his closet on my birthday.....
TheBooseCats 11 months ago
U r better then the clown who killed the hooker in the back of my closet on my birthday
TheBooseCats 11 months ago
ok so O.o a dime a dozen, twelth of a dime, so that'd be 1/12th of 12 O.o your name means 1 O.o i'm pretty sure there's some subliminal message to that as well. please tell me i'm not the first to explain this...
metaldemonseanknels 11 months ago
LOL E=MC is a real song
Donutseeds85 11 months ago
2:08 XD
LetsKickAPuppy 1 year ago
Jon Lajoie
BRADERZ2008 1 year ago
like a wise man once said mc vagina goina rape her
skaf1950 1 year ago
hey kyle hey kyle hey kyle i like the videos but u need more puke and blood like legit so fix that u tool
skaf1950 1 year ago
that wasnt rocky 3, it was 4, you should be ashamed of yourself
wargun1000 1 year ago
lol isnt there a giant oil spill in the ocean aaaa who gives a f@#$
theblig6676 1 year ago
lol vagina... nah kyle is tottally on some kind of substance it does make sense what he said but still we may never know O.o
aguppie 1 year ago
when i showed my friend a kyle speaks video he laughed so hard he almost shit himself
jameseble 1 year ago
Kyle baker I think comment back is Kyle baker your name
FATHOCKEYTEAM 1 year ago
If the world is ruled by men, and the men are ruled by the dicks, and the dicks are ruled by vagina, then the whole universe is ruled by pussy! 3:49
Drummerdude6869 1 year ago
FUNNY!!! Fuck 'em if they cant take a joke.
nycrico161 1 year ago
kyle I hate to bust your balls but clubber lang was in Rocky III, Ivan Drago was in Rocky IV
wwetitle818 1 year ago
What is it with you and the sapranos??
maskedmoronXD 1 year ago
he cooks a mean burrito and mows a hell of a lawn.
risendudelm 1 year ago
why dosent kyle have 1 million subscribers!
thegoodboysize1 1 year ago
1000th positive vote woot
joeyfathom 1 year ago
he cooks a mean borrito and mows a fuck of a lawn
sounds like cousin hulio
narutofreek44 1 year ago
holy shit! god man i love you stuff! and weed well i dont know that might be one of the things your on! i showed one of my friends one of your videos and well he shit himself laughing and then told me it was really stupid
dony90797 1 year ago
i don't mean to seem like an ass hole but thats rocky 4 not 3
thewrestilingfan83 1 year ago
Then the mulitverse is ruled by women. Because appearently unlike men we have control of our vagina
TheVaporeonrules234 1 year ago
At the end of all your videos is damian just that much of a goofy lovebag or is he just acting?
therecreatedshadow 1 year ago
kyle did u remove a video of urs? i cant find the one of vengance of melvin and the final insult
TakerBride777 1 year ago
It means for 1 out of dozen it costs a tewlthofadime
NoobPwner2448 1 year ago
I really want 2 kill Justin Bibber, because Kyle fucking hates him and he rules u all! >:D
Shadowchaofan 1 year ago
can you tell me where the muffin man is?
GearsOfWarAnimations 1 year ago
wtf ive never seen daimian's face like that and is it me or does the E=MCvag true?>.> <<<<<< logo
nickumsam 1 year ago
:D Lol you're video's always make me crap my pants o; oh oh oh wait ....... :D ahhhhhhhhhhhh there we go :3
rawrwaffleyay 1 year ago
i think twelthofadime has to do with all of the hookers in the trunk of his car
BSheehan0011 1 year ago
My lil' bro saw the KS Episode "Lady Gaga Is Going To Die?"
He LAUGHED so fucken hard!!
PivotSweden 1 year ago
i'm not kidding by saying this, but my friend saw this, and actually threw his computer out the window. because you gave him the idea. haha kyle rulez!
SPEEDLIMIT896 1 year ago
In Rocky 3 he fights Clubber Lang Rocky 4 is the Russian
NoobPwner2448 1 year ago
He's smarted than you.!.
CounterStrikeProTV 1 year ago
The oil spill is over! it's true.
wawa865 1 year ago
Jonlajoie E=MC Vagina.,.. AND I KILL PEOPLE OMFG I LOVE THOSE SONGS.. Kyleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee=FUCKING HILARIOUS :D
Paperplastique 1 year ago
LMAO, love your vids. E=MC vagina is the name of this funny ass song, but I loved what you did with it:P
RandomlyAwesome4life 1 year ago
yo this video was fucking haaalaaariooouuuusssssssssss
geaudry 1 year ago
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If the whole universe is ruled by pussy then the entire dimention is ruled by women because pussy is ruled by wome
TheVaporeonrules234 1 year ago
If the whole universe is ruled by pussy then thi entire dimention is ruled by women because pussy is ruled by women
TheVaporeonrules234 1 year ago
whats the song at the beginnning called man?
dylandabomb230 1 year ago
@dylandabomb230 Mirrored theory... "FTW"
( yes... thats the name of the song )
Kpsla 1 year ago
LMAO!!!!!
kibafang1123 1 year ago
Every time i see your videos,i have to go to the bathroom 'n SHIT.How the fuck can this happening..
MastaGangstaKilla 1 year ago
@sheametsfan6 i agree but kyle still kicks ass
Thebooshboy1 1 year ago
i love you...
pinked95 1 year ago
In all actuality if you listen to Stallone talk in interviews or commentary hes a very intelligent guy.
TheNater28 1 year ago
Yugo SKS @ 1:38 well played shitbeard
pikemazter 1 year ago
GR8
ColourfulMarshmallow 1 year ago
where's the 'love' button?
i need to press it 864592475962879 times :)
xxjackie21xx 1 year ago
LMFAOAOAOAOAOAOO
YOU'RE THE FUCKIN GREATEST <3333333333
omg, i love you (L)
nuff said :)
xxjackie21xx 1 year ago
I showed my mother the Vanilla Gorilla Episode... And she cut my dick off... And gave it to my girlfriend... For some reason she did not like your video... And now neither does my dick.
TheScarlettShine 1 year ago
at 2:08 Mutha fucka! XD so fucking funny
ChibiSuigetsu110 1 year ago
Well kyle Stallone doesn't have a robot till rocky IV not rocky III.
adridan1234 1 year ago
lol whts the name of the song?
poppsalot 1 year ago
THE WHOLE WORLD IS RUN BY PUSSY ROFL
w33sinny 1 year ago
im arabian and arabians doesnt fuck camels LMFAO! xD
HardCoreGamer2997 1 year ago
holy Shhhhhhhiiiiiittttttttttt!!!!!!!!
Coleslayer9 1 year ago
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- What the fuck about him??!!
- Now you litsen here, he coks up mean burittos and moes a hell of a lawns so why dont you get the fuck off my land!!!
- MOUTHERFUCKER!!!!!
KuReX81 1 year ago
not funny
eggwhite6 1 year ago
@eggwhite6 and neither are you sir =D
angeloftoki 1 year ago
@angeloftoki You are wrong, Kyle IS funny.
TheVampiricRomeo 1 year ago
E=MC vagina it's an excellent song, i wuv it
naruto0950 1 year ago 35
@naruto0950, At first I thought that song was just wrong, but after I listen 2 it...I thought that song was amazing and today I still think its amazing! :D
Shadowchaofan 1 year ago
@naruto0950 i have gotten thumbs up :O
naruto0950 1 year ago
Could some tell me where the FUCK the muffinman lives?!
evilTaker90 1 year ago 37
@evilTaker90 Dreary lane, he lives on dreary fucking lane
TheVaporeonrules234 1 year ago
@evilTaker90 and FUCKIN DRURY LANE YOU BUTCH JK
hanmerboys 1 year ago
Why wouldst thee defenestrateth mine computer, queedlemorth?
JanderStrahd 1 year ago
so, if the world is ruled by men, who r ruled by their dicks, which r ruled by pussy, which r ruled by women, WHO THE FUCK IS RULING THE WORLD!?!?!?!!?!?!?
flexibledude123 1 year ago
It's too late for this, and I really don't need the subs, but I thought I might share this:
The first video I watched from you was "Kyle vs Damian". I showed it to two friends who, oddly enough, are named Kyle and Damian. Even stranger is that their behavior is pretty damn close to your guys :O.
kaimon96 1 year ago
thumbs up for giant Russian
tuck950 1 year ago
E=Mmc Vagina is a part of a Jonlajoie songs :P
He has some rlly guud songs....
But Kyle...Yer much betta :PP
Yaa
8-) ( Thats a creeper face in case you didnt know :P )
Paperplastique 1 year ago
My friend Adamn said he thought the only funny part was your face
cursednero 1 year ago
xD never got to see the reply
BENL993 1 year ago
Ay that gun is an Sks I have one of those
WildcatUK247 1 year ago
i told my friend 2 watch one he laughed his head off litearly then his head less body poured gas all over his house mostly on the computer then lit his house on fire
Brogo7 1 year ago
To jumpstylehinesville
Down Syndrome is a very serious disorder which is not funny at all so you are just one very sad cock sucker.
P.S. Yo MaMa
WhoFreak2010 1 year ago
0:01 Metallica on mac screen lol
TMHxRTL 1 year ago
E=MCVagina
DRSVIDEOZ 1 year ago
1:36 LMFAOOO
Naruto5tails 1 year ago
i see your Plot to Destroy the world in the back Ground
MrJustinChambers 1 year ago
ok mutherfuckers we all know its jon lajoe i fucking to wrote to be funny u dumb fucks now get over it you obnoxious dickheads with down syndrome
JumpStyleHinesville 1 year ago
lol 1:40-2;10 was funniest comedy involving 2 mexicans and a american XD
EdWaRd3244 1 year ago
@EdWaRd3244 actualy 1 afgan 1 american and 1 mexican ;]
BENL993 1 year ago
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Why don't you get the fuck off my land? MUTHA FUCKA!! lol
darkstar78911 1 year ago
Rocky got punched by a Russian in rocky IV :P
joffROKZ 1 year ago
one time i was putting on socks , and my dick went to far up my nose that i choked on it.
nakedskaters417 1 year ago
Sorry. ment to put eye sockets
ThePsycho1053 1 year ago
First off i love your vids and i think your hilarious. But i showed my friend one of your vids and he wanted to rip his i sockets out, shove them up his ass, and sing yanky doodle dandy, while throwing the monitor out the window and run down and hit it with a hammer.
ThePsycho1053 1 year ago
Lmfao
XxmisslissxX8 1 year ago
i finally get your name! ^^ and i'm not telling anyone else until one of my videos get 500 comments. >=P
sparowsgurl93 1 year ago
@sparowsgurl93
The wealth of a dime? just spelt all funny I assume
VisionAndTheVoice 1 year ago
@VisionAndTheVoice nope. it's more than that. ^^
sparowsgurl93 1 year ago
@sparowsgurl93 I get it too. It's simple. Good luck with that one.
Nahzalos 1 year ago
@Nahzalos ^^
sparowsgurl93 1 year ago
@twelthofadime lolz but i love watching you when im stoned, its so fun and it make me amused beyond reason
sexkitten92111 1 year ago
when i showed my friend jack your videos for the first time he shit his pants ate some cheetos and t-baged the computer, oh i forgot to mention he was stoned off his ass...*masturbates vigirously*
xxMac4Everxx 1 year ago
Funny skit do you write your own or is there someone else that helps with that?
Smartalic240 1 year ago
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Itachi4122 1 year ago
You're a genius.
Arden10001 1 year ago
kyle speaks more like kyle owns
moshskateeatsleep 1 year ago
I feel Stupid, I just figured out the twelthofadime, was really Twelth of a Dime, i thought i was like Gerberish, Tehe ^_^
Natrose12 1 year ago
e=mc vagina is from a song called show me your genitals 2.. by jon lajoi
Jimjam355 1 year ago
e=mc vagina was off a jon lajoie song
jamie95ellis 1 year ago
why you didint like my video :(
Nourhuat 1 year ago
whats that song you used when it showed that guy who was supposed to be a mexican?
maggot7777 1 year ago
yea weed is the last thing ud be on...ur just on everything else
krawlings117 1 year ago
peniz?
dudecomixproductions 1 year ago
What that last part come from? I love that! "I have a present for you Damion. *Middlefinger* " So fucking hilarious
MonsterEnergyNinja 1 year ago
I showed Carl, He obviosly doesn't have a sense of humor
SuperMouthBlaber 1 year ago
Love the ending. u guys need to do a colab video with eachother like old times
hi392 1 year ago
I LICKED OUT MAGONIGLE FROM HARRY POTTER. SHE IS OLD BUT FLEXABLE!!!
smithitt 1 year ago
the 7 people that disliked this are fags
UnholyRoflcopter 1 year ago
WHAT IS THE THEME SONG SAYING?!?!?!?!
Volgeirea 1 year ago
sorry we dont have any camels to fuck
drayrocker420 1 year ago
would u be a chick for a week?
yoshijr3223 1 year ago
kyle, can you please tell me what the fuck your intro song says
Julian24151 1 year ago
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Julian24151 1 year ago
Kyle do you know where i can find a large sparkly dildo that smells of llamas? I figured you would know
headbanger327 1 year ago
WHAT THE FUCK TURNS ON LLAMAS!?
headbanger327 1 year ago
IF I WERE 8FT TALL AND HAD A VAGINA. I WOULD SURE LIKE TO MEET BILL COSBY.
smithitt 1 year ago
agggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i looooooooooooooooooooooosssssssssssstttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck these contests!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
HeartBronkenAngel 1 year ago
Its annoying, hes not talking to the camera. And hes more fun at makemebad's channel
135GuitarDude 1 year ago
I couldn't understand what the hell Stallone said the whole
ivliuscaesar1865 1 year ago
HAVE YOU EVER RUBBED CHOCOLATE ON YOUR NIPPLES AND THEN HUMMED THE THEME TUNE OF DOCTOR WHO?
smithitt 1 year ago
IF YOU HAVE A DOG... GIVE HIM TO ME SO HE CAN ACT LIKE A REAL LIFE POCKET PUSSY!!!
smithitt 1 year ago
They jizzed all over the shop
Stefanjoo 1 year ago
The time i showed my friend a Kyle Speaks video, i was at school with my laptop, i kid you not, when he saw the kyle speaks video about justin beiber fights the germans, he actually looked at the wall for five straight minutes, slapped himself to make sure he wasnt asleep and when he realized he just watched a kyle speaks video, he slammed his head on the desk because it both made him laugh and have a headache at the same damn time. true story.
NutCase135 1 year ago
Kyle, will Damian have my child?
Whoops! I'm a girl.
Let's try the other way around.
ChloeALaPunkPrincess 1 year ago
@ChloeALaPunkPrincess Eat shit!!!
smithitt 1 year ago
@smithitt I'm not your mom, dude.
ChloeALaPunkPrincess 1 year ago
@ChloeALaPunkPrincess ... WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!
smithitt 1 year ago
@smithitt Only a moron wouldn't know what I'm talking about.
ChloeALaPunkPrincess 1 year ago
@ChloeALaPunkPrincess Only a moron would think they are a "Punk princess"... retard.
smithitt 1 year ago
@smithitt Yes, well be as that may only complete and total dumbshit would subscribe to someone they hate just to harass them.
ChloeALaPunkPrincess 1 year ago
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@ChloeALaPunkPrincess Go on my channel you silly tart. I've explained that.
smithitt 1 year ago
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@ChloeALaPunkPrincess Look at my channel comments, I've already explained that you silly tart!
smithitt 1 year ago
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@ChloeALaPunkPrincess I've already explained that you silly tart! Look on my channel comments...
smithitt 1 year ago
OH Kitty Fuck! I forgot to breathe... well I'm dead now.... oh hello homosexual ghost
d^_^b
MegaBeatBJAM 1 year ago
@twelthofadime Kyle, you being a crazy manic and all, I am confused about your lack of support for such a film. Surely there will be much blood and chaos for you to enjoy in such a picture.......
Also, if dinosaurs had the ability to form a mafia, what dinosaur do you think would be the head of such the crime organization?
Footballwyatt 1 year ago
well kyle now it's...OVER 9000 COMMENTS!!!!
Drsatan9 1 year ago
"hey kyle have you seen the new fred video?"
"FUCK THAT SHIT!"
"hey why you wearing gloves inside?"
"CUZ IT'S COLD IN MA PANTS"
You're on crack, simple as and you know what sorts that out? more crack...
supernoisebleed 1 year ago
@ yoshi or what ever your name is I forgot 4 Things
cooking
cleaning
vagina
and
their sisters vagina
AviKeek 1 year ago
@AviKeek hahaha oh yeahhh
yoshijr3223 1 year ago
Kyle go to google put in blue waffle and hit I'm fellin lucky its hilarious
AviKeek 1 year ago
well i just got done watching every vid u made.....im going to go hang myself....or just jack off
leeroy439 1 year ago
I'M GONNA BE HONEST WITH YOU KYLE.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO DOUBLE TEAM THE QUEEN WITH ME? SHE IS TIGGGGGHT!!!
smithitt 1 year ago
oh my GOD!!!!!!! i thank i figured out the mystery behind the name twelthofadime.
dozen=12
a dime a dozen.
twelth of a dime
or atleast i thank that's what it means.
Rikuearth 1 year ago
well i showed my 60 year old father a kyle speaks video and well he almost had another heartattack thanks man.
Rikuearth 1 year ago
pokemon + sugar + digimon + power rangers + crack = cereal killer's.
Rikuearth 1 year ago
One time I showed my friend Gustavo a KYLE SPEAKS video. He said who the hell is this dick rider and then pissed on me.
RkoRkoRkoRko123 1 year ago
"U LISTEN HERE, HE COOKS A HELLUVA BURRITO AND MOWS A MEAN LAWN....NOW GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAND!" LOL
jgliddz18 1 year ago
women are only good for three thing
cooking
cleaning
and vagina's
yoshijr3223 1 year ago
i bet twelthofadime meens that kyle can get fucked twelve times while only spending a dime
aangpowns 1 year ago
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY BITCHES!!!!!
yoshijr3223 1 year ago
I first her in the walmart pickin out your droors I stoped in the check out line she had two gallons of milk n I was starrin at her jugs 5 minuites later she agreed to get with so we went n rocked the minivan like giggity giggity giggity
ANunseenCROTCH 1 year ago
Happy Independence Day America!!!
willdoit96 1 year ago
@willdoit96 this is the perfect video for the 4th of july.
Rikuearth 1 year ago
kyle.. earlier today i watched damians new video and i want to ask you something do you want to tag team his girlfriend with me? oh yeah i get the anus.
billylapera1394 1 year ago
I GOT MY DICK SUCKED BY THE GRINCH. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO PUT IN A GOOD WORD FOR YOU???
smithitt 1 year ago
CLEVER AND FUNNY COMMENT, CLEVER AND FUNNY COMMENT, CLEVER AND FUNNY COMMENT.
*shot in the face*
x_x
StacieWacieee 1 year ago
I think the name twelthofadime means he's only one
kyo0grain 1 year ago
I showed one of your videos to my dog... he bit me in the dick.
Thrashard23 1 year ago
Ostrich ballsacks... that is all.
Retributionify 1 year ago
kyle dude guess what just beiber is like obama hes lonely hes the only bi in fame
duded123456 1 year ago
WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME OVER TO MY HOUSE FOR A SLICE OF ANAL KEBAB AND A SHOT OF APE SHIT JUICE???
smithitt 1 year ago
Do you consider blow-up dolls or an actual women? (Remember there are AID's herpies and HIV)
SillySillyGurl1 1 year ago
the vietnamese kid in my gym class was like OMG BOMbs an i was like lol that fat kid has an xbox and then jenna was like BOWLING PINS?????
BTW kyle, ur a dumb... Jewish monkey fuck.. thanks..
hav a good day
69xbox69er 1 year ago
Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.
yoshijr3223 1 year ago
the top 5 drugs i think kyle is on: crack, cocaine, heroin, pcp, and sweet alabama happy panda fuck hour dust which is a drug that he made up just to add in that little kick of insanity. in all seriousness though, kyle you are hilarious keep doing the drugs that you do :D
darylisdarlord 1 year ago
i showed my cousin this exact video n my cousin punched me in the ribs slamed close my laptop ran out the door n rode his bike half way across town to his house n while he rode away he flipped me off n laugh evily while he said " i actually liked thatvideo dumbass "
Umbar23 1 year ago
You should of used the Rambo movies as a reference to the lack of intelligence that Stallone possesses (i cant spell)
ChurroChopStick 1 year ago