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  • MY GOD, THAT MUST HAVE REALLY HURT.

  • get it off get it off it's dark

  • way to go a hole wait 1 2 and 3 im okay

  • LOWER THE GLOBE!

  • Okay lemme find my balls...1....2....3 Yeah I'm alright. ROFLMAO

  • RIGHT IN THE KAGEECKEE

  • 0:41

  • You succeeded in turning me into a frickin jack in the box. I don't know why that always makes me laugh

  • not the funniest part

  • ...okay lemme just find my balls...1...2....3....yeah, im alright.

  • way to go a-holes!

  • laughed my fucking ass off

  • Auuuuhhhhhhh right in the ceniekie ok let me fin my balls 1...2...3... ok there here lol U A HOLES lol

  • let me find my balls... 1... 2... 3, alright im okay

  • HOLY CRAP THTS SO FUNNY now let me find my balls one two three ok there here :-D

  • THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

  • ok one, two, three, ok we're good.

  • OOH NO WAY!

  • let me find my balls!! ok one two three ok were ok lol

  • From 0:53 - 0:57 always makes me laugh!

  • One... two.. and three...

  • Goldmember doesn't even have a dutch accent. More like german.

  • "Congratulations, Numb Nuts! You've succeeded and turned me into a frickin' Jack in a Box!" :D

    Nice One, Mike Myers! XD

  • The chair valet at the beginning?

  • Let me try to find my balls for god sake. 1, 2, and 3, ok I'm ok.

  • I like how Minime was holding his crotch at 1:15

  • One, two, and three ok

  • LOWER THE GLOOOOOOOOOOOBE!!

    RELEASE THE METEOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!

  • GOD DAMMNITTTTT

  • Right in the kenieken!!

  • way to go A-hole haha

  • for the people that think goldfinger talks dutch, he isnt. hes talking german, mistake in movie l0l

  • 1, 2 and 3~

  • Let me try and find my balls for god's sakes!!!! 1-2- and 3. ok. LMFAO XDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • way to go numbnuts!!!! you've succeeded in turning me into a frickin' jack-in-the-box!!!! LMFAO

  • 4 people didn't find their balls.

  • "GODDAMMIT!!!!!"

  • i'm blind by the tears of my laughter

    LMAO!!! 

  • Hold on while i try and find my balls for god's sake ok 1,2 and 3 ok i'm alright, LMAO!!!

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  • 1......2.....and 3 OK I'm OK

  • Pause at 1:02

  • WAY TO GO A-HOLE!!! Lolol, gets me everytime :)

  • let me try to find my balls for gods sakes 1...2....and 3 okay LOL

  • 0:41 Mr. Earthman XD

  • *gets hit in balls*

    "No Way!!!!"

  • lol

  • 1:03 hahaha! Bullseye! :P

  • Alright hold on while i try and find my balls for god sakes. 1, 2.....and 3 ok im ok.

  • RELEASE THE METEOR!!!!

    *swing*

    *thud*

    OOOOUUUCCHHH!!!

  • lol 1,2 & 3 lmfao

  • The hot ball of MAGMA.. ¬_¬

  • WAY TO GO, A-HOLE!

  • 1, 2, .......3? o__o

  • -22 magma

  • One two n three lol

  • GUYS!! way to go a-hole. alright hold on,let me try and find my balls for god sakes... 1, 2, and 3... ok I'm ok

  • ooooo right in the ka neeege

  • i dunno why but when the meteor hit him in the knuts, i just thought "meh bit predictable and cliched" and then for some strange reason when it cut to goldmember reacting i just suddenly found the whole thing hilarious looool, ah the wonders of subtle directing to make comedy work

  • Midas 22

  • Lower the globe.

    LOWER THE GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBE!

  • 1...2...3 oh im ok lol

  • the funniest part is at 1:10

    

  • everything is the best part

  • I must find my balls one two and three!!!

  • LOWER THE GLOOOOOOBE

  • Lower the nut smasher

  • way to go numb nuts!!! you've succeeded and turned me into a frickin' Jack-in-the-Box

  • @shelby4369 if you're going to repeat quotes from a movie at least re-phrase it correctly...

  • 0:41 IT'S GLOBE MAN! DRATATATATA!!!

  • LMFAO this is so funny :D

  • 3 people couldn't find their balls

  • 1,2 and 3 I'm OK. lol

  • Nice going A-Hole !!

  • Anyone else notice Goldmember talking like Fat Bastard for a few seconds after Dr. Evil was hit in the nuts by the meteor?

  • Lower the globe.Lower the globe!Oh ow shether well congratulations num nuts you succeeded and turn me into a freaking jack in the box get it of it's dark it's dark ok I'm ok

  • OOOOOH SHEISHA

  • 2 people failed at turning Dr. Evil into a freakin' Jack-in-a-box.

  • I don't get how Preperation "H" is funny.

  • @ARok2010 Preperation H is a cream that is usually applied to the butt hole to get relief

  • @ARok2010 Preparation H is the name of an ointment for people's buttholes.

  • Watch number 2 before meteor gets released lol he backs up and gets ready lol.

  • RELISE THE METEOR!!!

    ooooh..NO WAY!

    right in tha kanigie hahah xD

    guuys! Alright hang on im trying to find my balls for gods sakes...1...2..and 3..ok im ok..

    best part ever! xD

  • way to go a hole!

  • SHIZA!!

  • RIGHT IN THE KINIKE

  • wait to go a whole hahahahaha and MAGMA

  • 1 Dislike, Dr. Evil isn't a very good sport.

  • dr.evil-great job you just suckceeded in making me a jack in the box!! *cople of seconds later, they relese the meteor and it hits evil in the nuts*dr.evil- a whole

  • lol only one disike wohoo liking ppl!

  • LOWER THE GLOBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i love the way he says magma

  • Whoever thumbs this down next must be a real "Number Two"

  • GOD DAM IT OHHHH

  • way to go ahole

  • Well congratulations numnuts, You've succeded in turning me into a Frickin Jack-in-the-box lol

  • MIDAS 22

  • Still doesnt beat fat bastard being nipple crippled, and yelling: OHHHH MAH TITTIES!

  • right in the kakneki XD

  • he has 3 balls?

  • Yo Mike, Dutch peeps don't say Shize, Germans do! Try Kak next time, still funny though!

  • Right in the kaneeking! lol. 1:08

  • @CCWInsider hullo

  • lol he is jack in the box

  • sum1 was hit by the globe

  • this is still amazing

  • Dr.Evil has three balls? LOL

  • @Raymund925 left nut right nut and his wang

  • @dragon12652 hahahahaha!!!! lol

  • @jose66639, NO! Preparation H is a creme that you put on your asshole to relive an itch or pain. Fucknut

  • Well, congratulations numbnuts! You have succeded in turning me into a frikken Jack in the Box!

  • We all dont frickin' know what #2 frickin' said at all. Perhaps we should all buy the frickin' dvd, put on the frickin' subtitle, and watch what he frickin' said before they frickin' seceeded, and turned him into a frickin' Jack In The Box. Peace out, A Hole!

  • that person who said lower the globe and relese the meteor should've been played by steven tyler from aerosmith

  • Goldmembers reaction to Preparation H. XD

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  • [Insert randomly epic quote from this video here.]

  • Way to go A-Hole!

  • He gives the best reactions.

  • HA Ha Preparation H feels good in the hole

  • Well, congratulations numbnuts, youve seceeded into turning me into a freaking jack in the box

  • @Ragnar666 u mean succeeded

  • "Well congratulation numbnuts you've succeed in turning me into a freakin' jack in the box"

  • @themusicdawg23 u mean succeeded

  • @sharpie531 simply typo but yes :D

  • 3 balls??!?!?!?

  • GOTDAMMITT OH!!!! GUYS!!!! WAY TA GO A HOLE!

  • @jerry4king Oy gevalt. It's Yiddish for "Oh my God".

  • RELEASE THE MEEEEETTTTTEEEEOOOOORRRRRRR !

  • what does #2 say at :33

  • LOWER DE GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBEEE­EEEEEEE!!!!!

  • no not funny... when i watched this i was like 7 and i didnt realize the humor in this movie and thought u were really supposed to have 3 balls

  • My sister says Lady GaGa screaming at the Monster Ball reminds her of "Release the meteor!". XD

  • Woah! Right in the Kaneeging!

  • HOLD 7 DOWN

    

  • When gold member said right in the kanickies, it kinda sounded a little like fat bastard

  • @37Darkshadow probably because they are the same person

  • @bluesman332 Uh no shit, I've met Mike Myers... -.-

  • @37Darkshadow thats crazy, did you ask him why he sounded a bit like himself?

  • @bluesman332 I don't know.... I didn;t have the time, nether did he. He's a movie star remember?

  • i always though cuz of this scene men had 3 balls HAHA

  • Way to go A-hole!!

  • "Right in the kanickies!"

    LOL I love that line.

  • well congrates num nuts, u succed and turned my into a freakin jack in the box

  • Ahhh no way!!!!!Hahaha

  • he has three balls?

  • @maxwold96 Well, Francisco Scaramanga from The Man with the Golden Gun had three nipples. So?

    LOL

  • scene 0:34 i cry laughing

  • i watched this when it was in theater and i laughed so hard i started to cry

  • @JoeyHD2 yes, i'd love some chocolate ass cream

  • SHIZA

  • WAY TO GO A-HOLE

  • 1......2.......3 ok im ok

  • @TheCSSTipman

    still dont get that one is he counting his balls or....

  • @lbbknight5 yea hes saying he has 3 balls

  • "midas 22"

    love the way he says that.

  • Wheres New Zealand on that globe!

  • thumbs up if u LOVE goldmember or any austin powers movies :D

  • let me balls one two and three okay

  • YESS WAY

  • i dont get that joke with preperation H :D but "the alan parson project" was awesome :D in german nearly all jokes and references in this movie are destroyed and not funny.....well, the DVDs have more languges available so YEA!!! :D

  • @iHardstyleZz  preperation H is when some one gets hemroids in their ass

  • @jose66639 o.O oh.....ok :) thx 

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