'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse' Test Screening

[PrevelantPredators]

Not sure if I should fap or not. Ahhh what the hell.

[Ayevee39]

wow I feel groggy

[Murrison]

I'm going to *BARF*

[999ReaperIII]

The Tags are the list of events that had occurred.

[MidgetmaniaRIP]

what's the joke?

[rasui80]

@MidgetmaniaRIP Are you 13 or something?

[MidgetmaniaRIP]

@rasui80 well he hand wasnt red, was it?

[rasui80]

@MidgetmaniaRIP Well, since you didn't answer my question I'll just say the joke to you. When women are excited (read: horny) the vagina usually releases a vaginal fluid, much like penises do. So, the joke is that women got excited watching the movie (werewolf teenager without tshirt) and well, released the vaginal fluids. Of course in real life it's not that exaggerated, but then again, it's a joke.

If you didn't know any of this and is really 13. I'm sorry.

[Dave175]

Now apply to the other 4 movies....

[SmashLiXs]

twilight is just ecchi for women. just a movie with fan service with horrible plot

[franks1no]

dat sound guy

[o0chiu0o]

Bleahhhh!!!!

[Tgamms16]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...oh god. We have nothing else to go do we



[lepapycloutier]

wtf she's to skirt!!

[jmr1021]

and thus ends my intentions of ever going to the theatre again.

[Haemoglobinic]

"wet female ejaculation cum girl vagina fluid." Interesting tags.

[Geo1072]

@Haemoglobinic That about sums it all up amiright?

[jspilliod]

That squelching sound....

[vvav]

I squirmed.

[Stellerman7]

I don't usually have a problem with bodily fluids but this is just too fucking much o.o

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

@Stellerman7 That's because you're all secretely gay,

[Stellerman7]

@Imhornydadcomeinside With a name like that I wouldn't be worrying about non-existant homosexual feelings, you've clearly got far worse issues.

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

@Stellerman7 Hm...why do you presume I'm a boy?

[Stellerman7]

@Imhornydadcomeinside It's not about gender, its about incest.

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

@Stellerman7 Nope, you said "homosexuality", I know that you have ZERO brain, but "incest" is not "homosexuality. FAIL REPLY!

[Stellerman7]

@Imhornydadcomeinside Completely misinterpreted what I said and took it out of context. the plural of "worse issues" relates to other subjects different from what was initially established of homosexuality. Incest comes to mind because your username paints the picture that you are telling your dad that you are horny and want him to come inside you.

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

@Stellerman7 Cool story bro.

[BlueKeyNotesTen]

ewww O_o

[jeni955]

ho-ho-holy crap that's disgusting :P

[SmashLiXs]

now they will measure the puke from the men that were forced to watch that movie

[craterblast]

i hope they clean the seats afterwards

[KalashnikovKid762]

FUCKING LULZ!

[39maxpowers]

Quief

[Hiukuss]

@39maxpowers First of all, no. And second of all, it's queef.

[Warhawk0602]

For any brat that doesnt get this. Go ask your mommy.

[DorfOnCrack]

Holy shit that was hilarious!

[pexpix]

When they test screened it for Inception, they were swimming in that stuff...

[Apocol0id]

@pexpix I don't get it. Why inception?

[bubbamittens]

@Apocol0id Probably because of Leonardo Dicaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Tom Hardy, and Cillian Murphy.

[pexpix]

@Apocol0id Because, if Twilight is great, then Inception is EPIC.

That's why.

[DibbityDan]

@pexpix You missed the joke completely, I'm afraid

[Blackguard9099]

@DibbityDan Did they? I don't see where...

[RussianMuffinMonster]

iiiuuu

[2ndLakeProductions]

Dear God

[keyanamarquise]

i'm gonna keep telling myself that that was pee...

[tekakaroboy]

woooow, how many times did she hit orgasm? :P

[FilmFTW1]

The results for "Breaking Dawn" test screenings were probably a lot bigger than Eclipse.

[sakura9949]

Oh dear god...

[luismendezs]

I like how these guys explain girls gettin a wetty in so sophisticated terms.

[Darthsantana]

im still gaging

[YoungKeley]

the only thing i dnt understand is why would he use his baer hand??

[malbecks316]

@YoungKeley You mean his bear hand? Well, it's covered in fur, that's why!

[SkyMaro]

I should be turned on... but that's freakin' nasty!

[Jill4ChrisRedfeild]

I get like this when I play Skyrim. Fuck Twilight.

[Weston1217]

It bothers me that in the description they incorrectly use the word 'ironically' when they meant 'coincidentally'.

[Sarssol]

@Weston1217 Or maybe they were talking about hipster older women.

[tgseason12]

HAHAHA, that was very direct.

[SmashLiXs]

i like how the top comments don't make you look for the people they replied to

[AndreasZimmerman]

Tbh, I thought it was guy's jizz from being jerked off by the twi-hards in the cinema....

[retephgiel]

Jonas Brothers movie.. lets just say that cinema's now a public pool.

[GuyMcWilliams]

This movie is bound to make more than just your eyes moist!

Oh I just went there.

[FishieGirl17]

@GuyMcWilliams XD Oh my God, that's hilarious.

[buddythecow]

These guys should team up with whitest kids u know... oh wait

[TheOfficialSyndrome]

@buddythecow Smh....too soon...

[azorian2]

is it weird i wish i was a wee bit more innocent so i didnt get this joke?

[deathroman13]

Oh nasty XD

[stopcicles]

Breaking Dawn tested at 120 mL

[XMisterXPumpkinX]

I love both of the top comments because they explain the exact same thing, but the contrast between each explanation is immense.

[teuton67]

@XMisterXPumpkinX The second one is the TL:DR version.

[Xsuprio]

{=O

[Serpette94]

ewewewewewewewewewewewewewe

[ryanmshepard92]

Did he really have to touch the...liquid? Couldn't he just point to it or something?

[dodgydogman]

@ryanmshepard92 thats like most of the joke....

[chosentonessournotes]

@ryanmshepard92 Does it really bother you THAT much?

[OreoExtremist]

I was gonna say that girls boyfriend is gonna have fun, then i realized a girl taht gets wet to that shit probably doesnt have a boyfriend. Forever Alone

[malbecks316]

@OreoExtremist Naw, there are enough skinny goth losers totally tapping that shit!

[0spitterhiter0zaraki]

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[gamz4tlol]

eeeeeeeeeeewwwww D:

[LeeStone101]

And she all fired up now.

[gilo1223]

hahahahahaha

[19Steven91]

god that was gross lol

[Armydillo0]

Thanks a lot, I was eating.

[georgelewis]

Boring.....

[liamdudeeee]

lol'd at some of the tags for this video.

[00iCrazy00]

666 likes...appropriate.

[ehbird858]

Thats fucking discusting

[GrrAnnaSaur]

Fucking amazing. <3

[Bastardoom]

holy shit.

[GWSFilms]

Oh...wow. 

[colbyistehBOMB]

Never mind, I figured it out :P

[ehbird858]

@colbyistehBOMB

You dont want to understand the joke

[colbyistehBOMB]

I don't get the joke, can somebody please explain it to me?

[Roxas226]

@colbyistehBOMB The liquid coating the seat is the vaginal lubricant a female excretes when they are sexually aroused. The female equivalent of a man getting a boner. Since there is so much in the seat from the previous female occupant, the man is saying that the fact that there is a copious amount of said liquid is proof that the movie is fit to be produced. Basically, he is stating that because the movie gets women sexually aroused that it is fit for theaters.

[colbyistehBOMB]

@Roxas226 Thanks

[RachelxRoulette]

@Roxas226 Wow that was... really detailed o.e

[AbyssCrown]

@Roxas226

Thank you, Data.

[bestshowontheweb]

@AbyssCrown Nice Star Trek reference.

[buddythecow]

@Roxas226 oh god, all I thought it was was just piss... pure. innocent. piss...

[koranbro14]

@buddythecow piss is never innocent EVER!

[NJWells92]

@Roxas226  Excellent recap! It took longer than the clip!

[Jleetkid]

@Roxas226 you're now at 333 likes...you're welcome



[NoHeadsProduction]

19 Girls sat in the same chair

[troyburger]

quite possibly 5sf's best

[IMountainDewMe]

The movie was so good the mother just had the baby right there

[kelath5555]

The SQUELCH.

D:

[Pwningnoobsallday]

oh god i literally just puked in my mouth from this

[mawiebie]

naaasty

[gmazin]

That's because twilight = porn for girls

[Zyymurgy]

@gmazin That's an insult to intelligent females everywhere. Twilight is porn for idiots.

[gmazin]

@Zyymurgy i said girls, not women, so im still right

[sephiroth900000]

damn talking about dirty pleasures here. jesus

[vedicardi]

@troymutone05 what the fuck?  It's making fun of it.

[OrangeTang666]

As if i wasnt laughing hard enough, i just looked at the tags... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SomeSortOfRandomKid]

@OrangeTang666 So glad you said that cos I had no idea what this little clip was about! Noooowww I get it!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

[Cmdloy]

Your tags are jacked up...

[Neonman78]

Lovin' the tags.

[Abassiadran]

"It's good. Movie is good. Good movie. It's done."

Hilarious!!!

[trainreqx]

lmfao hahaha

[OpinionatedAussie]

@fakedick well that's good, i dont define myself by my gender, cuz im not an arrogant prick, all im saying is you cant ask for equal rights, then take every single SLIGHTLY sexist remark to a fucking court case, as happens FAR TOO FREQUENTLY.

So how's your mum's basement these days troll?

[Koloporter12]

hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha­

[anticare]

LOL.

[Pinokio131]

That was just sick.

[Anarkiados]

Oh god...

[LvL3Asian]

wow, he just touched AIDS

[burnummaster]

thats a lot of pussy juice

[Sophie28123]

:D!!!

[aug325]

And that's the only reason that movie succeeded.

[ErichoTTA]

I don't get it.

[Paldasan]

@ErichoTTA Pay attention in Sex Ed

[MikeDupris]

@ErichoTTA what do girls do when their sexually excited? (sigh)

[JamesMRios]

@ErichoTTA Failure... You're obviously too young to understand.

Lemme explain, Movie with 20 shirtless guys + teenage girls = wet panties

Now you may be further confused, when a woman gets excited her pussy gets wet. Its the equivalent of a boner.

[deathfromaboy2]

@JamesMRios slash facepalm

[pitthepwner]

@JamesMRios but to the extent that she got wet that would be the equivalent to a super boner.

[theenchantedtiara]

AHAHAHAHAHA! I laughed so hard when I saw this. I love the Twilight movies and this is the best and most original mock I've seen of them yet.

[mmm4466]

eeeeeeeeeeeew

[jhohcable]

Those are some of the hottest youtube video tags ever.

[Edinovich]

That's... disgusting.

[layla8181]

what the??? hahaha :) random

[omfgitsdean]

Funny but very gross.

[jackh1992]

@omfgitsdean But hilarious eh Dean? ;D

[lumpycereal]

@SonicDragon87 "leaked" LOL!

[FoundObjectFilms]

fucked up+awesome=5sf

[pnappleguy]

I Get It!

[wierzbek]

L.M.A.O hahah !!!

[AdamfMc]

It took me a few seconds to get this. This is rank.

[amerine76]

Hahaha omg ew

[foogledoo2]

can someone explain it please whoever does i will sub them thanks

[greatman3388]

@foogledoo2 What happens to a woman when they get turned on? Compare that to the seat.

[Oremir]

@foogledoo2 Who mainly watches the Twilight Movies, man or women? What happens when women get horney?

[MrEasyTutorial]

lol women and they get wet but is twilight like a porno or somthing?

[Hansy91]

Yeah man

[Oremir]

@MrEasyTutorial No, just a REALLY overrated movie about Vampires ... but instead of dying they SPARKLE in the sunlight ... and they can be vegetarians ... it's just retarded. But the women love it, just because half of the movie has half-naked sexy actors in it.

[MrEasyTutorial]

oh yer hahahahaha all the girls think edward is hot and stuff i think

[steamidjf]

@MrEasyTutorial for all intents and purposes, it is porn.

[OrochiShiki]

When's Taylor turning eighteen anyway? The twi-moms won't have a thing to feel guilty about anymore.

[needhelp1990]

that was totally gross.

[BigDaddyJohnsenizer]

Oh dear God *looks for bucket*

BRAHHH!GGH!HHG!!  Ah, eh, ugh...heh heh, totally. worth it.

[KingKombat95]

I had to get it after 2 seconds.

[Mika20]

EW!~ XDD ROFL!

Oh wow!

[Thompoux]

disgusting but funny

[evildivision]

hahaha, nice

[marysestm171]

HAHAHA

[Hoplite0010]

This is awesomely gross.

[jh4124]

lmao

was the squish sound effect REALLY necessary?

[loriparker666]

hahahaha wet pussy

[samisyosam]

D:

AAAUUUFHRFHRHGURHGRIB

[SkyMaro]

@Thawooz Allow me to read you the description...

DISCLAIMER: THIS WAS A SCREENING FOR NEGLECTED OLDER WOMEN WHO IRONICALLY HAVE A WEIRD THING FOR UNDERAGE WEREWOLVES ONLY.