i was attacked by a MUSLIM,,

[shaggybells]

I love ur videos. Keep up the good work

[kakhaledka]

/watch?v=U3g0GPZwxcQ&feature=g­-all-u&context=G24086b8FAAAAAA­AAAAA

[Bilan70]

NOT KIDDDIN G U NEED A LIFE

[Dardanos]

In my comment I said it was funny for people which have an iq degree of 70 and lower. You proved that you are idiot.

[Dardanos]

Not funny... only people for the icg lower than 70.

[200nikesdeep]

@Dardanos funny to me sand nigger let me bury your 70 feet underground

[wawartzzzzzzzzz9]

boring

[4126131582]

@aminrajak --I did..and we both ended in jail...hehehehehehe-

[4126131582]

ISLAM IS EVIL !!!

[4126131582]

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[Quran871]

are u muslim clevonamerica

[moveintothelight]

the religion of the animals.

[Pinkcowdesigns]

@moveintothelight and this is coming from an inbred

[4126131582]

ISLAM IS EVIL !!!!!

[helema23]

@4126131582 naw people who hate are of the devil and therefor evil!!

[Pinkcowdesigns]

@4126131582 so r u

[4126131582]

@Pinkcowdesigns --and yo momma too

[mac19971]

@4126131582 Why am I replying to a number sequence?

[4126131582]

@mac19971 --cause your a homo...ISLAM IS EVIL !!!!

[mac19971]

@4126131582 That makes no sense cocksucker. Go suck a your dads dick, and then see who's homo, lonely bigot XD

[4126131582]

@mac19971 -- SHUT U PWANNABEE SAND NIGGER

[mac19971]

@4126131582 XD XD XD DUDE, THAT JUST CRACKED ME UP. I thought those were just a myth. Oh well, I'm talking to a number sequence, so there's really no reason of me caring about what you say anyways XD

[khaaaled2007]

why so many dislikes ?

may be some people wrote " I was attacked by muslims" and got this

[JanisdEhun]

:))

[AllahMohammedAli]

Clevon, your such a great person, I just wish everyone was like you then surely they will be peace in this world.

~From a fan~

[PeacefulRaindrops]

I can't tell why would an individual dislike this video? it has nothing to do with faiths it only shows that Muslims have a sense of humor.

[PuRPLeTuTa]

Yo bret perfect video and hair!!

[ThePunisher014]

hhhhhhhhhhhh God Bless you my brothers xDD

[Raxxer1993]

@midleground Call a black man with the "N" word and see what happens. Call a catholic priest that he's a pedophile and see what happens. Laugh at muslim's religion and see what happens.

- They will all end up with the same result. Get over with it, you racist B.

[bkd24]

lol

[khalilrabee]

@midleground u cant have fun without making fun of ppls religions? thats the fun to u?

[khalilrabee]

hahaha

[ineedhack2]

هههههههههههههههههههههه

[jamesbobification]

muslims should be rounded up and put in death camps.

and made 2 be our slaves.

Cos there all just stinking filthy pigs

[Saxophonic]

@jamesbobification What a nasty human being you really are.

[girayhankaya]

@jamesbobification you are right,death to all muslims,turks arabs,indians chinese,russian mobster assholes,and those who have petroleum,amen

[purple007haze]

@jamesbobification how could a Muslim be stinking and filthy and he washes his body parts 5 times a day before his 5 Prayers? talking about death camps , you have no difference between you and hitler Nazi Criminal

[purple007haze]

@jamesbobification I noticed that all your comment has the same hateful words against Muslims! i really don't have a problem with that becouse your scream is as much as your pain, Lol

[antiwar2]

Lol! You guys are too funny! :) Bret, God bless you and your family. :)

[IlluminatiFromSatan]

vlevonamerica i love ur videos ...and i hope one day you'll realize that islam is a religion of peace and the right religion to chose ...may Allah bless you

[92kartelzbak]

lol tha was fun :)

[Bayngan]

ROTFL

[sooperfukker]

yea,muslims are funny people ... but only until you mention anything about their good or prophet which might randomly "insult" them ..

if that ever happens, you better run for it, otherwise someone will soon find your head seperated from your body.

[Theboxer500]

@sooperfukker Now thats not true. Not all Muslims kill. Only 3% of Muslims in the world are terrorists. Muslims don't care if you became a Muslim. in fact they don't want a lot of ppl to convert to Islam, for some reason. Koran says if you really love Islam then don't make fun of other religions because Allah made all religions for a reason.

[sooperfukker]

@Theboxer500

Noone ever said that ALL muslims are insane, but LET'S ASSUME that "ONLY" 3% of the muslims are violent crazies ... what does that ACTUALLY MEAN ?

With about 1,3 billion muslims on the globe, you get 39 MILLION POTENTIAL TERRORISTS ! THIRTY NINE FUCKING MILLIONS !!!

It doesn't make sense to play around with percentage numbers on THAT SCALE. And what are we supposed to do with 39 million lunatic criminals who want to kill anybody who doesn't agree with them ???

WHAT SHALL WE DO ?

[Theboxer500]

@sooperfukker 1/2 Okay ill tell you why the terrorists are fighting. Al quida was actually an organization of ppl that wanted all Muslim land to be safe. C.I.A funded the Al quida so that they could fight the soviets in Afghanistan. C.I.A did this because they wanted more oil fo U.S. After they won the fight the Al quida didn't agree because they didn't know about the deal in first place. 9/11 was done after in order to get Americans to join the war in Iraq for oil. 

[Theboxer500]

@sooperfukker 2/2 Now the "terrorists" are fighting to keep America off Muslim soil. Because if America sets foot in the Muslim soil, they bring freedom, if they bring freedom ppl become corrupt, when ppl become corrupt. Just look at America, Atheists, murderers, psychos, disrespectful kids, abortions, cheating of wifes and husbands, gang wars, drug smugglers and the list goes on and on. The name of Christianity is gone, humanity is lost. Now do you see what i mean?

[sooperfukker]

@Theboxer500

I get your point, totally.

You prefer a society without freedom, because you are deeply unsatisfied with the plenty of negative aspects that come with it.

There are 2 problems:

1) In general, the worst societal drawbacks are crime, corruption and the lack of freedom.

You want to sell freedom to fight back the other two, but crime and corruption occur in ALL societies, religious or not, dictatorships or democracies, it doesn't matter. It is human nature, all history proves it.

[sooperfukker]

The idea, that an islamic society is "totally good", is an ILLUSION.

2) If you sell out freedom, you sell the biggest advantages that come with it : Innovation and Progress through diversity.

Throughout mankind's history, whole societies have gone DOWN and finally vanished when they became static and the rule of religion is a guarantee for a static society, which would ultimately ruin us all.

Islamic countries are the best proof: Only the rich and powerful benefit from freedom and progress.

[sooperfukker]

For the first time in history, mankind has the CHANCE to make huge steps into a better future.

For the first time we have a global information system and a global exchange of thoughts and challenges, which is the ONLY opportunity to fight the bad things on an equal level.

[sooperfukker]

And the last thing on earth anybody needs are, bearded, old, angry men who call for violence against people who disagree with their retarded and backward ideas of how a culture should look like.

Muslims have such simple thoughts about why nobody thinks well of them, but let it be known:

Most westeners truly pity the muslims for beeing caught in their mind cages and self-delusions. Muslims are no "enemy", no real threat, they're a nuisance on a global scale.

[koora8]

@sooperfukker conspiracy ?

lol that south park guy is knowen israeli and he lives in NY , your own people say that not me .

same as that british guy i forgot hes name who was a drunk loser few years ago now hes on every tv channal trying hard to scare people lol

[sooperfukker]

@koora8

My goodness, you and I both know that lots of these "converts" are a bit ~whee whee~ in the head, they're often more radical than most people surrounding them...

Just a few days ago, some young german man got killed in Afghanistan, he converted to Islam and rushed off to fight in the oh so great Jihad against "the West" ... there is no cure for stupidity, nothing can protect you from it.

[koora8]

@sooperfukker u know , if muslims dont like that why keep doin it , isnt it enough what the west did to muslim countries ?

and dont tell me its about freedom of speech plz , coz in the "free democratic" europe even talking about israeli in a negative way is a crime of anti semitism.

and actually not many care what u do , even something like south park many people know that the group of "extremist muslims"who threatened the producers are known israelis actors posing as muslims.

thats a FACT

[sooperfukker]

@koora8

1) Put that the South Park Israel conspiracy where it belongs = in the toilet.

Muslims are rioting whenever they like to, just remember the danish carricatures of Mohammed. Muslims are so easily insulted and go nuts every now and then.

2) I told this at another location already:

Western culture NEVER claims to be anywhere perfect or even totally "coherent" ! And that is because freedom causes an everlasting clash of interests and views, changing aspects of society all the time.

[sooperfukker]

And you better get used to 1 simple fact of life and mankind's history:

The power nations make the rules and if some nutjob dictators try to stand in the way of their goals: they're f*cked.

If you believe you can shut down your doors and not participate in world politics = You become an outsider

If you believe you can point your finger at a power nation and threaten it with xyz = You become a nuisance and you better pray that they haven't got a good reason to go after you

[sooperfukker]

If you think you can do whatever you like on your soil and violate the CORE values of western society = You got their attention. And you should consider changing your ways, otherwise they will MAKE you do so.

As long as islamic states cannot shut their big mouths and don't show any respect for core human values, they're in the line of fire - sooner or later. Guaranteed.

Lots of arab countries have understood and play along nicely, others still need to learn how shit works on this planet.

[sooperfukker]

One more thing you should think about intensively:

Radical islamists don't thrive because they are so powerful and indestructible, it's because the West let's it do so.

It would be the easiest thing to erase every single radical muslim on this planet within 1 month from now by simpling bombing their hideout countries to PULP and cash in every single moslem living in the west = easy to find, easy to do.

And won't it happen ? Because it would violate the very CORE values of the West to do so.

[koora8]

@sooperfukker as if the west isnt violating every value they bragging about everyday.

[sooperfukker]

@koora8

And again:

"the West" is a bit too diverse to have just 1 opinion about most things. I don't know what kind of "value" you mean and who "they" are, but you can be absolutely sure about 1 thing:

For every modern value, you'll find as many supporters as opposers, for every intelligent man you will find one very stupid person, for every moral person you'll find a very immoral one...

It must be hard for outsiders to understand this principle, but it is like it is...

[SonModelPicler]

what an idiot xD

[chilltree]

ROFL great vid i honestly wasnt sure he had a sense of humour till half way. lol muslims are just really humble and do not like to cause scenes and draw attention upon themselves. they dnt swear or drink alcohole because they like to have self control (both make u lose self control) to some ppl this makes them seem wierd. my father is not a muslim but he is a hard looking man too, its just a culture difference. read a quran b4 condemming all muslims or stay ignorant..... peace

[JesusWASdarkSkin]

Mohammed and Jesus and Mosus are Arabic race and they are cousins and there is no different between them

[SonModelPicler]

@JesusWASdarkSkin hey arabs skin are white :) jews are white :) why should jesus being dark skinned xD ? and if youre muslim , its probithed being an raceist!

[moepimpin]

i like your videos keep up the great work love to all <3

[MrTempeBoy]

#LOL

[DenSimSushi]

nice

[elazeez]

Your funny so funny, it tickle Muslim funny bone. LOL at the blackout and you crying in the background.

Subbed :)

[clevonamerica]

@elazeez

im happy to make you smile

:)

[elazeez]

@clevonamerica

:-) 

[BattleGround16]

@clevonamerica

Dude are you Muslim?

[PuRPLeTuTa]

@BattleGround16

HE ISNT .. JEEZ CHECK HIS CHANNEL

[abdulrahman773]

ههههههههههههه

that was funny

[AshrafTheVoyager]

LOL !!!

ولك والله إنك تحفة :)

[JABREEL381]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAA....OMGGG....FUN­NNNY...

[HOTA200]

hahahahahahahaha very funny ^_^ 5/5

[heterohighelf]

you are a joke. go ahead, defend muslims idiot. have you read the koran? if you have you are just blinded by PC culture

[JABREEL381]

@heterohighelf UR AN IDIOT I SWEAR....

its better for u to stfu...lol...

[perfect1oNN]

Funniest VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!

[Sammy4Arab]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA you should make more videos like that!!! hahaha loved it!

[clevonamerica]

@Sammy4Arab

come to the main channel page and watch clevons cia interrogation video...please

:)

[Sammy4Arab]

@clevonamerica ahahaa k thanx :)

[z71car]

@clevonamerica u are amazing but i think u are rare

[Shi3i4lyf]

Hahahhahahahhah

[clevonamerica]

@SonsOfLiberty1765

no joke

i agree

[SomeOneFromeThere]

looooooool

[JihadOfTheSoul]

Maashaa'Allaah this brother's beard looks beautiful may Allaah reward him, inshaa'Allaah mine gets like that too lol

[Pur3Faith]

watching this made me laugh :D reminded me of 2 children in a sand pit [in a good way] shows how fun muslims are :D so cute rlly :D

[Li0nofZion]

this is stupid

[clevonamerica]

@Li0nofZion

funny you a self proclaimed zionist would not like a video where we simply are showing that muslims have a heart and a sense of humor,...interesting...hmmm..

[Li0nofZion]

@clevonamerica it doesn't really seems like he has any sense of humor...

you tried very hard that I could see, but laughing seem to be very difficult for him. and the way he was looking at you, is just as the weirdo kuffar you are.

I am sure the though of beheading you came up in his mind more than one time :D

that would be funny.

[clevonamerica]

@Li0nofZion

ok,...you are pretty funny

bret

[g2o88]

@Li0nofZion because hes not young

the man is old usually men in this age dny make jokes trying to be wise and so see the white hairs in his beard

and his looks r very friendly to me not just because im arabian or muslim :)

its because its the truth

[Exshinrasoldier]

@Li0nofZion did you see the end of the vid at all?? ^^

humor cannot be generalised. here int he U.K we often dont find american comedy funny at all, and the same can be said in reverse. but when a common ground is found there is a clear sign that something is laughable to both sides.

it could have been that he didnt understand what the joke meant because his sense of humor is different to ours. when he found something funny he laughed, and laughed allot too haha! simple as that ^^

[xArabianxBeastx]

@Li0nofZion A, obviously he wasn't young, he seems like a very nice friendly guy normailly "older" people don't laugh as quickly as "young" people. B, pause at 1:12 and tell me he has no sense of humor

[CaligirlSofia]

@Li0nofZion

um ok, lol look up Maz Jobrani, a muslim comedian, how about Dave Chappelle? one of the funniest comedians is a muslim

[THEFURYOFAPOCOLYPTOR]

@Li0nofZion but it seems you are the true kuffar cant see the truth in anythings its alla bout insulting muslims huh? CNN whore

[ChosenOneJew]

@clevonamerica

They do have hearts and sense of humor but if you talk about Islam no humor kiddo only a knife to behead ya.

[ChosenOneJew]

@clevonamerica

Basicly Muslims are allwed to laugh about you and your beliefs but not the other way around in there states you'll end up dead if you in anyway criticize Islam or Muslims of joke about them.

It's well known but that does not mean the do not have humor they are just crazy hypocrites.

[alkh0bani]

@ChosenOneJew Here we go again , some angry and jealous Hebraic. You guys are too boring to have a sense of humor with the big glasses you wearing all time and the nasty thoughts in your mind using them against whoever hates the jews .. Mel Gibson hated the jews and now he is living a nightmare haha. please leave the muslims alone and mind your own business .



[ChosenOneJew]

@alkh0bani

Son its the other way around LOL

Muslims as you are jealous and obsessed with the Jews its well known historical facts up to this day.

By you denying these facts will not change reality.

Afterall in most Islamic states you Muslims have regular daily chants such as : "Death to Israel" & "Death to America" etc...This regular natural Islamic chants are a simple sign of anger hate and Jealousy.

Israeli's & American's don't chant retarded shit like that since we rather progress in life.

[alkh0bani]

@ChosenOneJew .. Slow down slow down .. What's Israel ? I never heard of a shit place called Israel . unless if you mean the occupied Palastine and We Muslims are against the massions and Zionists like you . thats why you are kicked out of your country Yemen cuz we can't stand radical hebraics like you anymore .and we are not the only ppl on earth who are against the state of terrorism "which called Israel" There are jews from same race are against your un-exist Israel.

[ChosenOneJew]

@alkh0bani

Son if you had any brains or eyes you would see in the map a country called Israel.

It's even mentioned in your Nazi Satanic Quran.

Now on the other hand Ahmed, Never ever existed or mentioned even once about such an entity known as the so called "Palestinians" not mentioned in the filthy Quran or in the Bible.

Now Kiddo no one kicked me out of Yemen.

I just went back home to Israel : )

Btw on the way back my grandpa beat the shit out of a Yemenish police man and took his club haha

[alkh0bani]

@ChosenOneJew What a crummy head HAHA you happy that the Holy Qur'an mentioned your dark history with God?? I don't hate the jews but I know the filthy hebraics are the followers of Satan , Do you ever know that the Hebraics worked as slaves in Yemen ? Yemeni Jews are tribal Yemenis but you Hebraics worked as Magicians and Sorcerers spreading corruption in the Yemeni Society . Now those Hebraics were kicked out of Yemen to nowhere and who became muslim is still in the low class yemeni families

[ChosenOneJew]

@alkh0bani

You can define me as you wish Ahmed nothing will change the fact we Jews put you Muslims in place and you know it : )

You do hate Jews, Your just a typical Arab Nazi Muslim witch are real sons of satan.

You might be another one of those coward Ashamed Muslims using Al Taqqiya in order to make yourself look normal haha

Kiddo let me burst your bubble, Your who shitty ISlamoNazi Umma hates Jews and they don't hide there intentions about it, So stop playing your saint ass game haha

[ChosenOneJew]

@alkh0bani

You see it's the Muslims who ONLY suicide on other people while praising G_D for it.

Not to mention how you treat your women and children and the Infidels, By the way you Muslims behave you are truly sons of Satan / Shaytan.

And not to forget all those primitive hanging shit only happens in Islamic shithole.

[zaazi123]

@ChosenOneJew lol and this is from someone who says they belong to a people who had the most prophets sent to them from god and still they didnt believe

[saytuna2]

@ChosenOneJew LOL jealous of what exactly.. and who is the obsessed one here.. this youtube vid is pro islam and respect of other religions.. yet here you are talking negatively about islam... get a life... if you dont like Muslims tough cookies.. tick to ur religion and we will tick to ours no need to stat ridicule arguments such as this one...

[Saxophonic]

@Li0nofZion your a fool. 

[chilltree]

@Li0nofZion lol so its true zionist have no sense of humour and cant handle critism....thats why they passed a law forbidding jokes against jews (anti semitism) and calls anyone who critisizes them anti semites.

[olahhalo]

ahaha JIHAD JIHAD!

[clevonamerica]

@olahhalo

you know that jihad line got a lady so angry she unsubscribed

bret

[olahhalo]

@clevonamerica

really? it's all in good nature though.

[AnaNord]

@clevonamerica *giggles*

[AnarchistandAtheist]

Did you guys use lube?

[THEKINGS001]

Not on my time i dont give 2 fucks for these low life scum.

[TheMuslimahSouljette]

lol.

[THEKINGS001]

why dont you go and make love!!!

[clevonamerica]

theking

yes we will make love instead of war..if you were implying someting else then let me know and i will be as offended as would make you smile

bret

;)

[akira040]

HAHAHA man it is really funny I can't stop watching it....thanx for this video it shows that muslims and americans can make strong friendships even with all the problems here in the middle east thanx alot keep it up

[clevonamerica]

akira040

to see this beautiful muslim man laughing with his american brother warms my heart..hes a great guy...named....mohammed ali

bret

[11alhajri11]

ALLAHU--AKBAR !!!

[mikealshaikh]

hehehe

thats funny

[clevonamerica]

mike

he and i are very close friends. he is a genius engineer too.

huwa muhandis thaakee..awi..

bret

[KingSparta1990]

@clevonamerica lol thanks for the laughs

[clevonamerica]

kingsparta

im so glad my muslim friend and i could be funny together for this video..

bret

:)

[ShahirahMonet]

LOL @ clevon speaking arabic yelling "he is crazy" while on the floor. bwaahaaha!

[p4kiprincess]

lol i was expecting the presenter, to be a p*ss taker, wow, how refreshing!

[raju53]

hahhaa

[4ndiland]

nurani masahAllah

[dawar14]

Bret my brother in Peace. Three hours ago, I watched your video about first time fasting and could not stop watching your other downloads. I have read comments and left some of mine. Three hours later, my heart prays to Allah for His blessings for you and your loved ones. Your videos have brought tears to my eyes, with compassion and joy. You are a gracious man mashaAllah.

I pray that when you write ' your brother in peace', that inshaAllah it will soon mean 'your brother in Islam'. Ameen.

[ShahirahMonet]

@dawar14 Allahumma Ameen. I noticed also that he does not what to be muslim, yet there is a difference between this man, and all the "others" > I guess what im saying is, its possible to be a kind Human and non muslim at the same time. These days it seems impossible, since we dont find many non muslims like this one. Buut.. One of the names of Allah is "The Irresistable" . Allah is something nobody can resist. Willingly or unwilling, muslim or not, the whole world is talking about Allah. :-D

[Eikinkloster]

@dawar14 beautiful! I write you as a brother in peace and I pray to Savitur, it will soon mean "your brother in Hinduism" :-)

[XxXxhussamxXxX]

lol..funny!

[Georgenfla]

I noticed that the Muslim man has nice teeth, and that he can also grow a full beard. I don't believe the amerikan can grow a full beard.

[ShahirahMonet]

@Georgenfla Thats weird to say. A man is a man, a man can grow a beard whether allah made him american or brazilian. I live in the usa and I see many american men with beards. Cause they are men. Thats almost like saying "I dont believe asian women have their periods".. women are women, men are men. Hair doesnt grow depending on what soil ure standing on. anyway, tk care.

[polydactylkitty]

of course they do. They have some of the funniest you tube videos! you tube ... funny arab. LOL!

[maryamsm]

hmmmm of course they have a sense of humor...but to what extent and what's the topic?

Everybody likes a good laugh but there are some subjects that have NO ROOM for humor like Death, War, Religion, and etc...when they're joked with they lose their meaning and make us feel empty and the world worthless.

Majority of the times people that laugh at sensitive subjects and others are more arrogant than ones who don't.

[ShahirahMonet]

@maryamsm Humor has a place in Islam. Islam is a way of Life, ma'am. Not some organized religion. Anyway, i would know, since Im the one who practices islam. tk care

[ShahirahMonet]

@maryamsm Speal for youself, we all like this and find it very funny. Happiness is inside, dear.

[alam55555tfl]

All Egyptians have sense of humor. That's really funny

[Italiano32AcMilan]

love this it was really funny :) thanks 4 this video u really give muslims a good image

[Peace1seeker]

Just love your videos! rofl

You are hilariousssssssssssssssss!

keep them coming :-) pls.

Take Care!

[YARTES2K8]

Peace1seeker: Happy Birthday my beloved soul. I miss U, You will be always in my heart soul and prayers. Rest in Peace. I love U.

[khaledhamdan1985]

This is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooo FUNNY!

[rezano007]

hahahha, comedy

[namaoui]

thats soooooo cooooooool guys,lovely and genuine...5*

[luvkiki]

lol nice way of starting and ending the video! hahahha so funny

[breadcrumpsman]

I LOOK LIKE THAT MAN ;] may be because i am a muslim egyptian also [it is not a my smartest comment i know [just kidding] "/!!!!!}

[SoccerPrince1]

hahahhah "jihad!" HAHAHAH

Ur awesssome bret/clevon :P

[ilov3fudg3]

LMAOOO

[romeo2012]

lOl thats funny...

[Medifro]

LOL

When the title says the Egyptian version of Muhammad Ali, its not a joke :P

[Nawas7]

Yeah, there are some amazing Arab Muslim stand up comedians like Maz Jobrani, Ahmad Ahmad, & Deen Obaidallah.

[nassernasa]

LOL ! Awesome

[iadiedee]

hahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I love it

I thought he was gonna hogtie you though. He'd have been justified. ;)

[convert2islam2]

LOL....thanks for sharing

[islam4usa]

Please dont hit Clevon in his teeth, after I million hits he's getting work done on his month!

Norman LeBoon SR.

[batteekha]

hahahahahahha thanks clevon